Wednesday, October 26, 2011

And The Winner Is...

I've just picked a winner.

It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...

Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.

There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:

Tanith Low found herself running for all  she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.

Or Zoodude254's:

It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.

The BookNommer's:

Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.

Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:

"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.

And of course, there was Ann-Marie:

The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.

(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)

Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:

The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky. 

I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.

Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:

The Remnant left Tanith's body.

And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:

Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.

Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!

As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!

(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)

(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)

I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't.  And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:

Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern. 


Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.

Well done!

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Eve the ROCK said...

Whos Link?

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. Cool.

I thought Zelda was Robin Williams's daughter...

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, he's a fan of Legend of Zelda

Lynxia Lost said...

She was named after the princess.


Nix? You still here?

Eve the ROCK said...

Speaking of questionable 'still heres', I wonder when Mist will come back.

Zathract Mist said...

When you take that off your throat...

Eve the ROCK said...

*frowns* Mist, I told you I could breathe. And I took it off AGES ago. Ages and pages ago. Please don't leave again, I'm sorry.

Zathract Mist said...

Mm. No you didn't. You only loosened it.
And I didn't leave, the internet died.

Eve the ROCK said...

No, I mean I literally took it off irl and stopped narrating what I was doing with all the fabric in my room because I was wondering where you were.

Do you think it's gonna die again? :(

Zathract Mist said...

Probably not. My dog isn't eating the damn cables anymore, so it should be fine.

*rolls eyes at dog*

Eve the ROCK said...

*laughs*

Zathract Mist said...

He was punished by my dad. He just lost a whole heap of work apparently.

Anyway, not my problem.

Zathract Mist said...

Is anyone else still here?

Nixion Strange said...

I am here, but reading about what happeed to peple in Harry Potter after the series ended

Eve the ROCK said...

Aw.

*looks at time* Aw.

*looks at sky* Aw.

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm here!

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm sort of here...

Zathract Mist said...

Gah...how is it already 6:30...?

Eve the ROCK said...

6:05 for me, like THAT makes a difference. The holidays are as good as gone now...

Eve the ROCK said...

Nevertheless, I suggest we all seize the day and make a tissue walrus.

Zathract Mist said...

*seizes the day*

*sees it change to night*

...Nooooooo!

Eve the ROCK said...

Fine. Seize the NIGHT and make a tissue walrus. :D

Zathract Mist said...

*seizes the night instead*

*watches it change to day*

Awww...

Eve the ROCK said...

Hmmm. Seize the...moment! Yes. Seize te moment and make a tissue walrus.

Eve the ROCK said...

Aw. Dinner. Be back soon. *hugs him and leaves*

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Eve.

Sparky Braginski said...

HEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOO BLOGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve

Hello Sparky, someone's in a good mood

Zathract Mist said...

Aw, okay. *hugs back*

Bye, Eve!

Hi, Sparky!

Nixion Strange said...

I got 3333th!

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLZ YEAH!!!

It's all Alfred's fault. I'm literally shaking right now.

She forced me to drink Coke Zero.

THAT'S STRAIGHT CAFFEINE PEOPLE!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Ahahaha!

*looks for Coke Zero in the fridge*

Damn it...

Sparky Braginski said...

*shaking properly now*

Alfred's making me play Bioshock...

This isn't going to end well.

Distant...

Actually, I think I'll force Alfred to talk here while I play.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi this is Alfred :)

Nixion Strange said...

Hello Alfred
I baked you a pie

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Nix, thanks?

Nixion Strange said...

It's pie flavour
*heavy music and another pie explodes from the first pie*

Sparky Braginski said...

Sparky told me to tell you to shut up... sooo

Shut up.

Nixion Strange said...

Tell Sparky... Level Up!

Sparky Braginski said...

Sparky said "stop making asdf references..."

Zathract Mist said...

Hi, Alfred!

Tell Sparky I said don't get yourself killed. :P

Nixion Strange said...

Fine

I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!

Sparky Braginski said...

Too late XD

Sparky Braginski said...

NIXION, I MEAN IT, STOP MAKING THOSE REFERENCES!!!

...ALFRED, GIMME THE CONTROLLER BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

FINE!
...

There once was a boy named Harry...

Zathract Mist said...

Huh. Well...don't get yourself killed next time then.

Sparky Braginski said...

Uhhhh... Sparky just freaked out over one Splicer and she's fascinated by the wrench... I'm slightly concerned.

Zathract Mist said...

And I still don't know what they are...

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh, this picture doesn't look right at all...

Zathract Mist said...

What picture...?

Zathract Mist said...

Argh! Caps Lock is so annoying...

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm not telling because you'll all laugh.

Nixion Strange said...

You already told me
L*** right?

Lynxia Lost said...

No, not Link. Finished that one.

Nixion Strange said...

Oh. Skulduggery?

Eve the ROCK said...

Baaaaaaack

Nixion Strange said...

dnner
bbl
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye nix

Lynxia Lost said...

WB Eve!

Bye Nix!

Zathract Mist said...

*tackles Eve*

Hi!

Sparky Braginski said...

...This is Sparky.

Alfred made me hyped and scared the sh*t out of me.

Now to keep playing...

Eve the ROCK said...

*gets tackled* Hiiiiiiiii. :)

Zathract Mist said...

*rolls off her and thinks*

I don't even remember why I started tackling you...

Lynxia Lost said...

Finished with pencil. On to pen...

Eve the ROCK said...

Hmmm. Me neither.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm getting better at this...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

hello?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Phoenix

Zathract Mist said...

Hi, Flame.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

YAY i knew you'd be on sparky.

*reads up and realises half the times its alfred*

Never met you. Hi. *waves*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Flame!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hi eve, Zath. *nods*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

HI LYNX.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

And now, my mum could be up any minute.

Lynxia Lost said...

WHAT'S WITH THE CAPS?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

THEN WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING IN CAPS???

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

STILL, I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

SHOULD WE STOP?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I THINK SO!

Lynxia Lost said...

YOU FIRST! YOU STARTED IT!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ok, so we have stopped talking in caps.

And im slightly jealous that im not allowed play violent games...

Lynxia Lost said...

Does Halo count as violent? I love Halo!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

OR HAVE WE?!?

Lynxia Lost said...

OBVIOUSLY NOT!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

YAY.

Lynxia Lost said...

CAPS LOCK IT IS...

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello!

I'm baaaaaaack!

Alfred has completely taken over Bioshock, so I'll be on and off, but I'm here now so, HIIIIIIII!!!!!!

*smiles and leaps into Flame's arms*

I'm hyper, can you till?

Sparky Braginski said...

*tell

Sparky Braginski said...

Oooooo!!!

Can I have first!?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Only slightly...

*hugs sparky*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I WANT IT!!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I WANT IT!!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I WANT IT!!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

MINE

Sparky Braginski said...

1st!

Sparky Braginski said...

Brb!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hehe.

Lynxia Lost said...

K Sparky.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

K Sparky.

Zathract Mist said...

...Meh.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Whats up with you.

Sparky Braginski said...

*falls half asleep*

*wakes full up suddenly*

I'M AWAKE!!!!

Completely...

...

...

...

AH!!

I need more Coke Zero!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Mum's coming, so I MSD.

Lynxia Lost said...

brb

Eve the ROCK said...

Argh. Be back in half an hour. :(

*hugs Mist and hurries away*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

NO.

I'm cutting you off.

*steals the coke*

Sparky Braginski said...

*kisses Flame just in case*

Brb again!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

g2g.

Zathract Mist said...

Aw. Okay, bye!

*hugs back*

Sparky Braginski said...

Awwwww...

Bye Flame!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Ded first!

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Flame.

Lynxia Lost said...

Back!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Lyxnia

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

BACK

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi again!

Lynxia Lost said...

WB FLAME!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I suppose i dedicate to...

Um

Sparky. Maybe.

Me, Definite.

Um, Everyone Else, Meh.

Kidding. Im bored, I dedicate to everyone.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Flame
Don' forget to ded

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Already did.

HEHE.

And Nix, dear.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Dragona, and i made up.

Lynxia Lost said...

CONGRATS FLAME!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

But aquila. i want to burn her.

Nixion Strange said...

Well... I hope he apologised sincerly
*raises hands*
I just think he was a little cruel, that's all

Sparky Braginski said...

Yay Flame's back!!!

Except now......

Meh.

Hello!

Lynxia Lost said...

Everyone, if you had to wear a t shirt, what colour would it be but it can't be black or blue. It's for my Citizenship h/w.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Meh?


*hugs sparky and whispers*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

White.

Nixion Strange said...

... dark green

Lynxia Lost said...

OMGG, how much hail and thunder can one place get in a day!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs*

That tickles!

Uh...

Green.

But not gay green.

Oh Alfred, why did we have that conversation?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Im confused.

Sparky, could you be able to email me?

Sparky Braginski said...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ccI-xIyKKHM/TjSsmeAhy6I/AAAAAAAABPE/s_FP1GMsxKU/s640/moss_green.jpg

That green.

Sparky Braginski said...

Sure Flame!

But you still haven't replied to mine...

Flame Phoenix said...

I know.

I keep forgetting.

Um.. I suppose.

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes?

Could you just reply to the e-mail now and we'll continue the convo from there?

*smiles and kisses him*

Zathract Mist said...

9 minutes...

Zathract Mist said...

...Approximately...

Flame Phoenix said...

*kisses back*

Zathract Mist said...

...

Now.

Flame Phoenix said...

i have ti gi shop.

Might bb.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Flame

Mist, what are you saying?

Flame Phoenix said...

I dont havvvvvvvvvvvve to.

Sparky Braginski said...

Please don't go...

Eve the ROCK said...

Heeeello

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve

Zathract Mist said...

Yay!

*hugs Eve*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Eve!

I'll brake all your pots and I bet not here you bitchin',
I got the tri-force of courage
BITCH
So you'd better listen!
Damn right!

Eve the ROCK said...

*hugs back* Hi!!

Nixion Strange said...

The I Like Train song is stuck in my head

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm called the bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Zathract Mist said...

You said it couldn't be done
Told me that it's the kind of battle
That just couldn't be won, you know
You're too sick, too hard, too fucked in the head
You'll never make it, no, not in this lifetime
Well guess again my friend
Don't act suprised
We got the bass drum kick
That will blow out your eyes
Cause when you hear this shit
You'll get to steppin'
Gonna fight the war
And use my music as a weapon

Flame Phoenix said...

Nix, before i forget. I took the wrap for you.

Nixion Strange said...

took the wrap for me?

Nixion Strange said...

what does that mean?

Lynxia Lost said...

Gimme a heart container,
Let me spit on my ocarina.
And i can kick that dumb ass Ganon all the way to Argentina!

Nixion Strange said...

Flame? If you could answer, I would very much apresiate it

Nixion Strange said...

*apreciate

Nixion Strange said...

*(you know what I mean)

Flame Phoenix said...

It means dragona was pissed at whoever posted the link to bss on the blog, And he wouldnt stop, i tok the blame.


Which got me in more trouble.

Nixion Strange said...

Flame, I apreciate the setiment behind it, but you didn't have to do that
I have no friends there, and I'm not afraid of them. Thanks, but you really didn't have to

Zathract Mist said...

Another god damned slap in the face,
Don't wanna give us a place,
Are you afraid?
Well fear this,
Coz Imma breakin' through the walls of ya nightmare,
Wake up!
Time ta' die!
The way you're livin',
There is no comprimisin' it,
Better get ready for,
Another surprise, and it,
Make me for markin', coz Imma commin' in fast,
Platin' thoughts in ya mind and droppin' plates on you're ass!

Lynxia Lost said...

Brb

Nixion Strange said...

Besides, if he didn't want people looking at it, he shouldn'e have made it a public blog

Lynxia Lost said...

Back.

Flame Phoenix said...

i know.

But *shrugs*

Nixion Strange said...

Thanks anyway
If you want, you can say it was me. I less then care. THEY SHOULD FEAR ME!

Eve the ROCK said...

Is that a song, Mist?

Nixion Strange said...

Mist just told his stupid internet to load and smashed something, btw

Eve the ROCK said...

You smashed Woozles' skull.

*watches Woozles heal self*

Damn that's weird.

Flame Phoenix said...

where'd sparky go?

Zathract Mist said...

Yes, Eve. It's Droppin' Plates by Disturbed.

Nixion Strange said...

I gotta go. I might be on later tonight.
Maybe
*kisses Lynxia and jumps into hole in the ground*
Bye!

Flame Phoenix said...

Bye nix.


and what is it lately with people making exits?

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Nix.

Eve the ROCK said...

*drops a plate*

That's WHAT by Disturbed?!

Lynxia Lost said...

*kisses back*
Bye Nix!

I have no idea Flame. I think it was yesterday he said he got in a taxi...

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye nix

Zathract Mist said...

My internet is working again now, I think...

Flame Phoenix said...

I saw..

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay. :D

Flame Phoenix said...

we are young.

Flame Phoenix said...

i think sparky may have fallen asleep

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Flame, it's only 9:22pm. She's probably just playing Bioshock with Alfred.

Zathract Mist said...

*9:12pm

Zathract Mist said...

Hi, Star!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Star.

Flame Phoenix said...

hey star.

@zath.

Ok///

Zathract Mist said...

"Ok///"?

Flame Phoenix said...

LEAVE ME ALONE

*runs away*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Star Inkbright said...

*waves as flame runs past*

Byebye.

Flame Phoenix said...

*walks backwards*

Oh, hi star,

Eve the ROCK said...
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Flame Phoenix said...

*runs that away again*

Zathract Mist said...

*shrugs and sits on couch*

Eve the ROCK said...

*sits next to Mist*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi, flame.

Bye again, flame.

Zathract Mist said...

*hurls a tv at SnipMP3*

THERE! NOW DOWNLOAD THE DAMN SONG!

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