Wednesday, October 26, 2011

And The Winner Is...

I've just picked a winner.

It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...

Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.

There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:

Tanith Low found herself running for all  she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.

Or Zoodude254's:

It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.

The BookNommer's:

Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.

Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:

"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.

And of course, there was Ann-Marie:

The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.

(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)

Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:

The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky. 

I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.

Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:

The Remnant left Tanith's body.

And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:

Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.

Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!

As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!

(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)

(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)

I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't.  And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:

Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern. 


Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.

Well done!

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Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah, sure. Feel free.

Eve the ROCK said...

What's happening now is that I'VE FINISHED!!!!

...That hardly made sense.

Nixion Strange said...

I want to write WTB, but I'm finding it hard, so i need something else to do...

Eve the ROCK said...

Lynxia said you forgot Lily and James.

Zathract Mist said...

Yay!

I haven't started Mockingjay yet. I'm reading the second Tomorrow When the War Began book (The Dead of the Night) book before I do. :P

Nixion Strange said...

I'm only counting people who died in the series, not before it

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm sure you'll be able to right it soon.
I'm struggling with WR. I've got lots of bits and pieces but sowing them together is hard...

Lynxia Lost said...

Ah, ok.

*sewing

Lynxia Lost said...

Ah, ok.

*sewing

Zathract Mist said...

You need to write more One For You.

Lynxia Lost said...

I gave but i can't post it until next month when i can go on my laptop. I might just right out the WHOLE of chapter 8 as on long post...

Eve the ROCK said...

Cool. IM GONNA FINISH IT BEFORE YOU!!!

Wonder what happens to Cinna...

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING!!

Lynxia Lost said...

*have

Nixion Strange said...

story by Rowling about James and Sirius. A prequel

http://copiedtext.blogspot.com.au/2010/10/harry-potter-prequel-by-jk-rowling-2008.html

Lynxia Lost said...

I found the blog. Large gold bird? Shouldn't it be a lion?

Nixion Strange said...

i haven't read it yet, i'm just starting now

Nixion Strange said...

maybe's it for the ordr of the phoinex?

Zathract Mist said...

Ha. It certainly matches the personality of James and Sirius from the Pensive.

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, think it's the Order

Nixion Strange said...

It said they joined at a very young age. Remember, James died when he was
was it 21 or 22?

Eve the ROCK said...

Reading this book on a rainy day with a foggy head doesn't feel good...

Nixion Strange said...

I gotta go. I'll bbl
Bye!

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Nix! *hugs*

Zathract Mist said...

Bye, Nix.

*sighs*

OooooKAY, I am officially done!

*looks at all the Avenged Sevenfold albums in my iTunes Library now*

Yaaaaay! :D

Zathract Mist said...

Be back soon.

*kisses Eve and vanishes*

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye nix

*kisses him back* Bye Mist.

Eve the ROCK said...

Shuffling isnt dancing

Eve the ROCK said...

Hellooooooooooo?

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi.

Eve the ROCK said...

Must be a gloomy day everywhere.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh goodness, you're alive.

Eve the ROCK said...

...Good God, I AM a Hufflepuff.

Lynxia Lost said...

I think I'm alive.

Sorry, phone is being slow.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah, okay.

Lynxia Lost said...

I think I'm alive.

Sorry, phone is being slow.

Lynxia Lost said...

You're a Puffle Huffler. That's what the Slytherins call you in the common room. Or just Puffs.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hiding. Being hunted by big brithe

Lynxia Lost said...

???

Eve the ROCK said...

*brother

Think I'm safe now

Lynxia Lost said...

Ok.

I'm now drawing Iggy. Wings are hard to draw....

Lynxia Lost said...

Wow. I've been here for about 3 hours all together today...

Eve the ROCK said...

What's Iggy?

Lynxia Lost said...

Iggy is a character from Maximum Rise. He has wings, is blind and totally awesome! My friends call me Iggy but you wouldn't get it if you haven't read the books.

Eve the ROCK said...

Never heard of Maximum Ride.

Eve the ROCK said...

What is the plaaaaaaaaaaaan?

Lynxia Lost said...

You should read them.

Lynxia Lost said...

Again, ???

Nixion Strange said...

In prisoner of azkaban, Oliver Wood said that Cedric Diggory, Hufflepuff's seeker, was fifteen years old. But in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire only seventeen years old could enter the tournament. And Cedric was seventeen. Which mean that he skipped sixteen.

Nixion Strange said...

this has been another useless fact

Eve the ROCK said...

M
Lp

Nixion Strange said...

... what does that mean Eve?

Eve the ROCK said...

P

Hi nix

Eve the ROCK said...

What is the plaaaaaaaaan?

Nixion Strange said...

One, get ourselfs a chessy snack
Two, make sure that the beans don't see us sneak past
Three, DESTROY HUMANITY!

Eve the ROCK said...

It's a song I made.

It consists entirely of

What is the plaaaaaaaaan?

Nixion Strange said...

But this quitoch mach was halfway through the year, and the triwizard tormament was earlier then that
Physics don't aply!

Lynxia Lost said...

I am in misery.

Wow, this song is getting annoying. I probably only like it because Darren Criss sings it. The Glee version anyway. I hate Glee, it's so... Glee-ish.

Lynxia Lost said...

Well I don't know then!

All I know is, is that killing people doesn't make them like you. It just makes them dead.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hahaha. I found a gigantic basketball jersey in my brother's room. Looks awesome on me. :D

Eve the ROCK said...

Quidditch, Nix. Learn to spell.

Nixion Strange said...

Make me

Eve the ROCK said...

*calls Mahogany Reen*

Lynxia Lost said...

Have you see these Muggle Quidditch teams? There's one at the University. I go to watch them play. We are the East Eagles!

Nixion Strange said...

I never heard of muggle quidditch

Eve the ROCK said...

Brb

Lynxia Lost said...

Never heard of Muggle Quidditch?!!!!!!!!! Google it!

K Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

Baaaaaaaaaaack.

*scowls at brother* Okay, I don't know the rest. Big deal.

Lynxia Lost said...

WB Eve.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lynxia

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Lynxi

Zathract Mist said...

Back.

*kisses Eve*

Sorry it took so long.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Mist

Eve the ROCK said...

Grrr. Brother was going through my notes.

*kisses back* Hi. :)

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Starrio!

Zathract Mist said...

Watching a movie. "Takers". Its pretty good...

*sit on the couch*

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Ink.

Star Inkbright said...

SATURDAY! YAY!

Zathract Mist said...

Saturday. Nooooo!

Nixion Strange said...

almost the end of saturday
NOOOOOOOO!

Eve the ROCK said...

*sits next to Mist* It's already the afternoon. :(

Zathract Mist said...

I know. :(

Star Inkbright said...

You're lucky you're still in your holidays! We had to go to school this week:(

Wish it was the first of june.

Star Inkbright said...

By this week, i mean the week we just had.

Nixion Strange said...

I've been going to school for the last three days, and I've already had one test and i'm having another monday

Star Inkbright said...

I've been going to school for the last FOUR days, but i haven't had any tests seeing as we did tons before the holidays.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay, I get my room back!

Eh. I'll stay here.

Nixion Strange said...

i did tons before the holidays as well.

Star Inkbright said...

Poor you:(

Nixion Strange said...

*sobs into easter egg*

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, and YAY! eve!

Star Inkbright said...

Make sure it's a Thorntons one.

I HAAAAAAAATE the Thorntons easter eggs. They're all SOFT. It's disgusting.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay me...!

Star Inkbright said...

Not that i don't like Thorntons chocolate. It's just the easter eggs i hate.

Star Inkbright said...

Yay you, you got your room back.

Star Inkbright said...

I AM THE INKY OCTOPUS GIRL AND THE ENEMY OF THE LLAMAS!

Star Inkbright said...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, well, Im the slimy squid girl and the enemy of alpacas.

Eve the ROCK said...

Now everyone calm down and make a tissue walrus.

Zathract Mist said...

An I'm Mist.

JUST! MIST!

*sobs*

Izz said...

And it looks like District 9 has found the mech-suit!

Nixion Strange said...

Nixion is Nixion!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Izz

Izz said...

I just Izz.
*laughs*
Get it?

Eve the ROCK said...

You're not just Mist. You are Zathract Mist the Ultimate Killer Of Zombies And Trees.

Nixion Strange said...

got it

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Izz said...

Danke.

Izz said...

Servus alle. And how are all our various personalities today?

Nixion Strange said...

I still have the Personalities War going on. It's horrible.

Star Inkbright said...

Now, deds.

Erm . . .

I dedicate this page toooooooooo . . .

*drum roll please (to give me a little more thinking time*


*hears drum roll*

Toooooooooo . . . Erm . . .

DEREK!

For giving us this blog. By doing so, he has literally saved people's lives. Plenty of people on here have tried to commit suicide, and sometimes, they would have if not for this blog. Or SP. Derek, you are a life-saver. Thank you.

Also, this blog gives people friendship. It gives us the sense of a community working together. It gives us skills we otherwise wouldn't have had.

I also dedicate to the regulars of blogland.

Guys, you are awesome. You steer people out of depression. You make people laugh. You read people's stories and give constructive critisism, which is better than anything else when judging stories. You accept new people into your community. I know this is Derek's blog, but this is YOU'RE blogland. You are the sticky stuff holding us all together (epic Ice Age 2 quote). You are my friends, my family.

Thank you.

Eve the ROCK said...

Mine's pretty goose.

Nixion Strange said...

It should be YOUR Blogland

Eve the ROCK said...

*bows* You may throw your roses now. Good ded, Starrio. But, uh...

*your

Mm-hmm.

Izz said...

That's very nice Star.

I think there was some thing once about how your and you're should be spelt the same.

Eve the ROCK said...

Damn, Nix bet me to it.

STAR, WE HAVE NO BANANAS.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi izz!

*groans* soon i have to go to this thing that is so boring and i hate it and it lasts TWO HOURS AND A HALF.

INCLUDING GETTING THERE AND BACK, IT'S, LIKE, THREE.

Eve the ROCK said...

*beat

Star Inkbright said...

Your. Right. Sorry. I do that fairly often. That's what comes of not checking through things.

And, i, erm, gtg now, so, may the fours be with you all:(

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Star

Eve the ROCK said...

You know how sometimes you just want to...never mind.

*mutters darkly*

Izz said...

*lounges on uncomfortable chair*
And yet I'm not planning on going anywhere.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye star

Izz said...

Eve. By saying never mind you irreversibly involve everyone in whatever it was and make a big deal out of it.

Therefore it is far easier to just say/type it.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi, I'm not here. Really, I'm going after this comment gets published...
*thinks to add, decides not to and goes to my blog of randomness*
*types something there and comes back*
*thinks to add something more, but stops self*

Bye guys.
*murmurs something and fades out*

Eve the ROCK said...

But it IS a big deal, Izz. I was going to say:

You know how sometimes you just want to cover yourself in blankets with cheetah patterns on them? I'm doing it right now.

But TECHNICALLY I'm not, because I only have three blankets of the sort. It sucks.

*hurls self into endless depression*

:P

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye lav

Eve the ROCK said...

Where's Mist? :(

Izz said...

Servus Lavender.

*nods*
I understand completely. I used to try and get lost in my doona cover.

I feel like a lot of people have disappeared.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah..

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello??

Izz said...

Servus Lynxia.

BRC, looking for strawberries...

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Lynxia'n!

Eve the ROCK said...

Don't go looking for strawberries. Just calm down and make a tissue walrus.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Lynxia

Eve the ROCK said...

Whoever gets the next first, please dedicate to tissue walruses.

Lynxia Lost said...

*jumps round*

Eve the ROCK said...

Calm down and make a tissue walrus.

Izz said...

Chip.

And what, pray tell, is a tissue walrus?

Izz said...

*attacks strawberry with knife and dunks mutilated pieces in sugar*

yum.

Lynxia Lost said...

I've just had to watch an hour of American news.

Eve the ROCK said...

Its for when you get a cold. Fry invented it. Or at least inforced it.

"Everyone calm down and make a tissue walrus."

Eve the ROCK said...

*finds a loop of fabric*

*ties it around neck*

*chokes self*

Ha *gack* Ha

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Lynxia Lost said...

Eve!??

Lynxia Lost said...

K Nix.

Izz said...

*laughs*
I love how Australia always gets things before America. It's like the world is a conceited mother and we're the favourite child.

Zathract Mist said...

Eve!
What the hell?!

Eve the ROCK said...

This is awesome.

*chokes self an octave higher*

La la la la la la la!

It's Fabric of the Opera, Lynxia!

Eve the ROCK said...

There you are! *hugs Mist*

Zathract Mist said...

What the hell?!

Zathract Mist said...

*hugs back*

Why would you choke yourself?!

Izz said...

*grins*
Best slang ever has got to be Teddy Picker.

Where did you go mist?

Eve the ROCK said...

*raises eyebrows and holds hands up* I can still breathe, chillax and make a tissue walrus!

Lynxia Lost said...

Orlando Bloom looks funny with blonde hair and pointy ears. *giggle*

Eve the ROCK said...

*grins* My cousin used to have pictures of him all over her room, Lynxia. I thought he was better in Pirates Of The Carribean.

Izz said...

I can't stand Orlando in Lord of the Rings!
He looks like a girl!

But Pirates on the other hand...

Izz said...

Jinx Eve.

Lynxia Lost said...

Nah. He looks better blonde and the ears are cool. He's like a wimpy version of Link kind of.

Izz said...

That's just an insult to Link. Sorry.

Nixion Strange said...

I never played Legend of Zelda before

Lynxia Lost said...

Woo! Go Gandalf for killing Orcs!

Eve the ROCK said...

*shows Mist different pieces of fabric* This is for lions, this is for cheetahs/leopards, this is for mermaids, this is for ghosts, and this is for hiding! *throws a gigantic pink blanket over self*

*gets lost in blanket*

Lynxia Lost said...

Wimpy Link I said. Link is more bad ass. Link is awesome. It's the ears, I'm telling you.

Izz said...

How dare you never play legend of zelda Nix!

Eve the ROCK said...

Ne'er played it either

Lynxia Lost said...

Phantom Hour Glass is best.

Izz said...

Link is the epitome of epicness.

Eve the ROCK said...

*frowns* And now I fear Mist is gone again... :(

Izz said...

Lately I've been playing Twilight Princess on Wii.

My friend has Skyward Sword and when we're each done we'll swap.

Izz said...

I had Phantom Hourglass on DS along with Spirit Tracks. I sold them on Ebay ages ago though.

Lynxia Lost said...

I want Skyward Sword. It looks really good.

Izz said...

My friend got it for her birthday.

Izz said...

I can't wait to play it.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ha! I probably look like something out of a freak show to me bro. I have a loop of fabric around my neck and Im telling him to make a tissue walrus while laughing hysterically. :D

Eve the ROCK said...

Mist....?

Izz said...

I love the wolf in twilight princess though. I wish I could do that...

Izz said...

Eve... I don't know what to say.

Lynxia Lost said...

Never played Twilight Princess.

You know what I wonder, how does Zelda get kidnapped so often?

Izz said...

What colour is the fabric?

Eve the ROCK said...

*has it all worked out*

You pull this one and it goes tighter, and this one makes it looser. You'll be glad to know that looser makes it out of tune, and tighter makes a clear high note.

Izz said...

Not sure Lynxia.

I have to go. Dinner.
Auf wiedersehen!

Eve the ROCK said...

*examines fabric* Black.

Lynxia, I'm not actually choking myself. It's like when you hold a snake, and it has that feeling of tightness around your neck. I can breathe.

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait, why am I talking to Lynxia?

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Izz.

*has started picture* Ears first. Get them perfect.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Izz !

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Izz

Eve the ROCK said...

Ears. What good are they?

*loosens fabric* It's hurting my neck. Or maybe I'm just not sitting up straight.

Mist...? :(

Lynxia Lost said...

But they're pointy. Otherwise I wouldn't care but they're pointy and stick out from under his hair. The ears are cool.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, well....he has a weird hat.

Lynxia Lost said...

The hat shows off the ears.

Eve the ROCK said...

The hat has a Pompom on it.

Or does it?

Eve the ROCK said...

Probably the Internet or something...

Lynxia Lost said...

No pom pom. Link doesn't do pom poms. He's not that kind of elf.

Lynxia Lost said...

No pom pom. Link doesn't do pom poms. He's not that kind of elf.

Eve the ROCK said...

Then he has style.

Pfffft. Style. Pffffffffffffft.

Lynxia Lost said...

Don't make fun of Link! Link is amazing!

*is now singing Legend of Zelda rap*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey. I think I just chewed a bit off my throat.

Lynxia Lost said...

Don't make fun of Link! Link is amazing!

*is now singing Legend of Zelda rap*

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