Wednesday, October 26, 2011

And The Winner Is...

I've just picked a winner.

It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...

Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.

There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:

Tanith Low found herself running for all  she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.

Or Zoodude254's:

It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.

The BookNommer's:

Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.

Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:

"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.

And of course, there was Ann-Marie:

The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.

(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)

Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:

The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky. 

I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.

Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:

The Remnant left Tanith's body.

And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:

Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.

Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!

As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!

(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)

(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)

I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't.  And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:

Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern. 


Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.

Well done!

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Moira Darke said...

This is going to drive me insane till I figure out what the Jitter Girls are.

Sparky Braginski said...

Marine not helping. Fighting would be helpful.

*shoves fist through a zombies head*

EEEEEEEEEWWWW!

*makes lightening run down arm to zombie's head making it disintegrate*

Moira Darke said...

Fine. Whatever, you win.I'll kill zombies.

*Hurls shadows at nearest zombie.*

Sparky Braginski said...

HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

*pulls out a vampires tooth*

Sparky Braginski said...

I need to go. Here is my final act. (I'd run away now)

*pulls out dimensional vortex bomb*

This should do it.

*pulls trigger and logs out of blogland*

Moira Darke said...

*Kills another stupid zombie with necromancer shadows while wondering if there's a point to doing this.*

Moira Darke said...

Missed your last post... Guess the zombies are gone.

Bye.

Sparky Braginski said...

*re-appears suddenly*

*pulls Misty and Marine behind diamond wall*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

*sees whole in room*

BYE!

Moira Darke said...

*Glares at Sparky for disturbing my concentration."

Sayonara!

Anonymous said...

What? Zombie killing?

*Builds a bunker out of bow-ties and glitter glue*

SAFE!

Mistical Future said...

ok Zombies it is!!! *an army of Zombies appear and start moaning about brain's. Misty reaches for the belt around her waist and grabs her sword and it extends to the ground*
lets get this party started!*then Misty starts swinging her sword at the Zombies and slicing them in half*
oh yes this is fun!!!

Anonymous said...

*shudders in her make-shift fort*
I hate zombies...

Moira Darke said...

Cool! We apparently have switched into RPG mode.

*Mari summons more shadows and starts killing more zombies, with a blank expression on her face.*

Anonymous said...

*Carefully sets up mines and other various booby-traps*

Apparently aluminum baseball bats are most handy when killing zombies.
*Hefts one over her shoulder*

Moira Darke said...

*Hurls more shadows at the nearest zombie, then backs up and is surrounded by five zombies.*

Anonymous said...

*An enormous log suddenly swings out, smashing three of the zombies into space as they step on the pressure pads*

Anonymous said...

Um, I don't think I've said 'hi' yet.
Hi all xD

Moira Darke said...

Hi!

*Steps back as zombies are smashed by giant log and decapitates the nearest with a bunch of shadows.*

Sparky Braginski said...

We are fighting zombies AND vampires.

*punches and electrocutes lots of zombie AND vampires*

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Pandora. You can call me Sparky.

*pulls another random rope*

Teehee.

*salt water begins to flood the room*

*hands out rubber suits to everyone*

I recommend you wear those.

*electrocutes everything not encased in rubber*

Sparky Braginski said...

*opens window to drain room*

Moira Darke said...

Show-off.

*Gets pinned by a vampire but shoves a shadowy thing up its nose and kills it.*

So what is your magic type, Sparky?

Sparky Braginski said...

Is everyone okay? I have 'flushed out' the enemies.

Sparky Braginski said...

Adept. Electricity. Incredibly creepy stare. Has anyone heard of Hetalia?

Moira Darke said...

*Glares at Sparky. "Never do that again."*

Sparky Braginski said...

So has anyone heard of Hetalia?

Moira Darke said...

Nope...

Sparky Braginski said...

Then you would not understand the power of my stare.

Sparky Braginski said...

I repeat: IS EVERYONE OKAY?

Moira Darke said...

Sorry, missed your last. I'm a slow poster, so I won't often make sense.

Moira Darke said...

I'm headin' off for the night, guys. See you later.

Sparky Braginski said...

See you later Marine.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Mistical Future said...

bye! dam i always miss out on the fun!!!
*an army of trolls apere* oh well i get to slice more limes off! *takes out sword again*

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello? Again?

Sparky Braginski said...

Fantastic. How do you kill them again?

Mistical Future said...

um ... * jumps up on trolls arm and runs up the shoulders then slices of 5 meter trolls head and then jumps to next troll* slice them up um electrocution ... um *doges trolls axe* oh and watch out for the Axes if they don't slice you they'll crush you!
have fun!!! *continues slicing up trolls*

Sparky Braginski said...

O yeah take their heads off... I wonder how well they respond to lightening?

*starts shocking trolls*

Sparky Braginski said...

Wait... trolls have tiny brains... I could distract them!

*creates fireworks with electricity*

*words in the sky spell 'Pick Me To Win "Friend Get Friend" Please Derek Oh Golden God'*

That should do it.

Sparky Braginski said...

Alright.

Mistical Future said...

um ... i don't know *jumps on 5 meter trolls arm then onto sholder then slices off head then jumps to the next troll* slice them electrocution ... um *troll swings an axe at Misty, Misty jumps on axe slices the end and slices the troll in two* oh and watch out for the Axes if they don't cut you they crush you
Have fun!

Mistical Future said...

dam it slow computer!

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay. I can do this. Easy peesy.

*gets ready for something awesome*

ALRIGHT HERE I GO!

*claps hands*

*HUGE SHOCK WAVE forces Sparky to wall behind her knocking her unconscious, also blasts everything in front of her through walls*

*gets up*

Ow...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*magically appears throwing confetti*

Sparky Braginski said...

How was the movie?

*limps over and shakes Val V's hand, accidentally shocking her with excess energy*

Sorry.

Mistical Future said...

*groans* oh man did u have to do that!
*gets up sigh* that hurt!

Sparky Braginski said...

Sorry.

Sparky Braginski said...

I won't do that again unless absolutely necessary.

Sparky Braginski said...

That REALLY hurt and I didn't go through a wall. Once again, I apologise.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*jumps back from energy*

It was realy fun! It was my first night out alone with my friends, and we went to the theatre to see "Puss in Boots", which turned out to be awesome, then we walked over to the frozen yogurt place, then went BACK to the theatre, where they were playing Beetle juice for FREE (there was hardly anyone there; most of which were adults and found it strange that there were four 12 year olds who understood every creepy joke), and then I dropped off all my friends at their houses. And tomorrow the theatre playing my favourite movie ever for free also!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

At least the trolls a*trails off*

*looks to see large pile of very angry trolls*

IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY BRACE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!

*pulls Val V and Misty behind me*

*does shock-clap*

Sparky Braginski said...

*checks to see that the trolls are really dead*

They are. Phew.

Mistical Future said...

its ok i'll live! its not like i was killed or any thing!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky, I've blasted holes through Blogland into the mortal world, because I'm just that insane.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm gonna see The Nightmare Before Christmas IN THE THEATRE tomorrow and I'll be dressed up as Sally :D

Sparky Braginski said...

Coolio.

*sees a troll twitch*

Uh Oh.

Hey Val V could you scroll to the top of this page and watch me mass kill a bunch of vampires?

Sparky Braginski said...

*shockes twitchy troll*

Mistical Future said...

lol cool!

yea I have live through a lot to so i can take care on if my self! especially when i have a sword that can literally cut through any thing! and i can hear a hart beet from a kilometer away! so i think i'll be ok

Sparky Braginski said...

Misty your profile said you live in Australia. You don't have to answer but what part? Cause I live in NSW.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

If you had a red yarn wig where would you look for it?!?

Sparky Braginski said...

I don't know. A sheep?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shakes head* You are no help...

Mistical Future said...

*heart not hart

Sparky Braginski said...

A cupboard?

Sparky Braginski said...

Fun idea! Lets throw bits of troll at each other!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Eh, I'll probably have to look for it in the morning

Sparky Braginski said...

Sorry I couldn't help.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I can't, I'm afraid. I must go to bed, because it's like 12:03 in the morning. So night!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye!

Sparky Braginski said...

I've GTG.

Mistical Future said...

lol ok *chops of a hand and tosses to sparky* hot potato! or hand!


i live in QLD!

Sparky Braginski said...

Cool! I'm not leaving!

*picks up 2 more hands and begins to juggle*

*kicks head at Misty*

Mistical Future said...

*Misty kicks back* yay troll head size soccer!

Sparky Braginski said...

*dribble head and continues juggling*

*pegs all three hands at Misty to distract her*

*kicks head through troll body goals*

SCORE!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

GTG Bye!

Mistical Future said...

oh bye! have fun with what ever your doing!

Mistical Future said...

*sigh* i am a loner!

ZandraluvsSkulduggery said...

Yaaay, the friend get friend competition finishes tomorrow :D :D :D

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Heyy

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Anybody here?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Noooooo I'm alone...

Anonymous said...

http://thedemigodsworld.blogspot.com

There you go, Kal :3

Anonymous said...

http://thedemigodsworld.blogspot.com/2011/10/left-behind-part-two.html

LE PART TWO

Gepard Valk said...

*yawns*

Alexa Lawless said...

Anyone around?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I am now... gepard are you here?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Helloooo?!?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Nobody?!? Pweade?


*looks really hopeful*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ok whatever bye.....

Anonymous said...

LE PART THREE
http://thedemigodsworld.blogspot.com/2011/10/left-behind-part-three.html

Sorry, guys, it's not a fanfic.
But read it anyways :s

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hi jaguar

Anonymous said...

Hi!
I don't know you.. :P
Do you know about the Xat chat for this?
http://xat.com/AquilaFelis

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I don't like it...

Nice to meet u! *offers cookie*

Lilie said...

g2g

nights.raven said...

anyone on?

Anonymous said...

http://thedemigodsworld.blogspot.com/2011/10/left-behind-part-four-year-on-whirling.html

FINAL FREAKIN PART
:o

Anonymous said...

Anybody on?

PLEASE VISIT THE LINK BELOW. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT.

blogland2011.blogspot.com

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

What does anyone think of the name;

Jinbos Reckfiend? Give me a thought...

Anonymous said...

I like the surname, but not so much the first. I'd change the first name, but keep the two-syllables, accent on the first syllable meter.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ok some of that I understood....

How about;

Zorbose Reckfiend?

Anonymous said...

I'd put that as a possibility.

Flame, did you see the link? It's a few posts ago.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Or zorabose?

And whaddya think of syrucasa alzes his twin?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Yep..... Why?

Anonymous said...

If you want to go with an "-ose" ending, maybe something like Morose?

How do you pronounce that? Is it a girl or a guy? It does look pretty cool, though.

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to link as many people as I can to the Gift Fic Exchange, I'll end up deleting it if nobody joins.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I dunno one or thr other is going to be a boy or a girl...


Sy-ru-ca-sa

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

What is it... I didn't go on... My iPod is being mean... And so Is blogger...

Anonymous said...

I'm setting up a sort of virtual Secret Santa exchange for the people of Derek Landy's blog. People have a month to sign up, and I hope I can get at least seven participants.

Rules and description are on the blog, the link's in my blogs on my profile; you should check it out if you get the chance.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I will right away... Can u check out my blog? It's in my blogs...

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello??
Anybody here??

Anonymous said...

Looks cool! Your blog URL is messed up, though. It should be flamephoenixs.blogspot.com, not flamephoeinxs.blogspot.com.

Anonymous said...

NJ!

-glomps-

Flame's here, too.

blogland2011.blogspot.com

It is of the utmost importance that you check out this link.

Niamhy Jay said...

HEY EV *hugs*
How are you??
I'll check it out :)

Anonymous said...

I'm good. Freezing my bits off, though, but at least it's stopped snowing.

How are you?

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Flame! You've been added!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I'm back... I signe up.. But can't do links and don't have biorama


Hi nj *hugs* how r u?

Anonymous said...

And, it's okay, I have the link to your blog already.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

And I no the URL is messed up.... Don't think I can fix it?

Niamhy Jay said...

Done Ev
Hey Flame *hugs*
How are you??
I am grand, as ever. :)

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I'm even better... I see our blog is a success ;£

Star Lord said...

Derek... I'm jus twondering, can I send you a request on Facebook?

nights.raven said...

hey everyone

Niamhy Jay said...

It's getting better :)
Gonna have to get more on there though.

Anonymous said...

Flame: Go to you're blog's settings-->Publishing. You can change the URL with the top option.

NJ, got it. Thanks!

Niamhy Jay said...

bringbacktanith.blogspot.com

Sarthacus can you go on there follow and comment PLEASE
Oh and HI
How're you??

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Cool..... Ill do it tomorow

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Raven *hugs*
How're you??

Star Lord said...

I'm good, thanks.

Anonymous said...

Nights, hi!
Sarthacus, I think nice to meet you?

blogland2011.blogspot.com

-is unashamed of shameless plug-

Star Lord said...

Nice to meet all who I haven't met before.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hi mr. Bolt nice to meet you...

Hi rave *hugs*

So nj I think I might have the first fanfic done soon... I'll post it...

nights.raven said...

hi NJ *hugs back* im fine, u?
hi ev, how r u?
hi sarth, nice to meet u
hi flame, how r u?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I'm fine....

Niamhy Jay said...

I am grand as usual Raven.
@Flame: that's good.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hey guy!s! I have about thirty seconds SO LETS GO!

*sprints round room and shakes everyone's hands*

Anonymous said...

... I just realized tomorrow is Halloween.

Star Lord said...

*Shakes hand back*

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Sparky *hugs*
How're you??

nights.raven said...

lol yup

hi sparky

congratz on first flame

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hell yeah....

I dedicate this page to nj, and her new blog....

Sarth cos we just met

Ev for her cool idea of a virtual secret santa

Rave if she's still here

And skulduggery for the awesome series that magically brings people all over the world together

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hi sparky... Is anyone dressing up?

Niamhy Jay said...

AWESOME dedication Flame
:) *hugs* thank you

Sparky Braginski said...

HEY???

Sparky Braginski want to be heard!

I feel left out now...

*lightbulb*

*creeps up behind Phame and gives him mild electric shock*

Now I feel better.

Niamhy Jay said...

For Halloween??
I'm not.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

U weren't here soz..... Ow

*kicks him in shins*

Anonymous said...

I'm not, I'm just going to Lake Compounce.
(Theme park in CT, for anyone who doesn't know.)

Thanks, Flame! :-D

Hi, Sparky!
-hugs-

2011blogland.blogspot.com

Sarthacus, Sparky, Raven. Link!

Star Lord said...

Link doesn't work.

Anonymous said...

Crap. WRONG LINK.

blogland2011.blogspot.com

Derp. Sorry.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Bye I have to go will be on later I hope.... ;)

nights.raven said...
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nights.raven said...

bye flame

Star Lord said...

See you, Flame.

Anonymous said...

Bye, Flame!

-hugs-

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Oh can u guys check out my blog? Its on my profile

Bye..... *hugs everyone*

Anonymous said...

Sarthacus: Do you have a way for me to send you your assignment without an e-mail?

Star Lord said...

Um... no.

Anonymous said...

Back in about ten minutes, guys. Being forced to go play in the snow with my sister.

I HATE YOU NATU/SHOT.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Y do u hate snow?????
Were supposed to get snow....

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Alrite I couldn't resist....

Anonymous said...

Back! And cannot feel my toes.

Rachel McCoach said...

Alo? anyone in?

:P my time is all skewiff atm with the clock changes... dont know which clock's are right or wrong...

nights.raven said...

hi rach *hugs* how r u?

Rachel McCoach said...

:D *hugs back* heya Rave!! am good thanks! U?

:P went to see Tintin today at the cinema XD twas so funny

nights.raven said...

im fine
tintin?

Rachel McCoach said...

:O you should look up the film trailer!!

though it used to be this old tv series around when i was wee... and the books are much older :P

tis called Tintin and the secret of the unicorn :P

nights.raven said...

just to let you know, everyone is on chat

Rachel McCoach said...

ah kk :) can u say hi to them please? tis not working entirely well lately and i got a friends birthday prezzie to finish making ;)

missin them all though :)

nights.raven said...

kk
i will tell them :)

nights.raven said...

everyone says hi back
*hugs* that was from kal
*hugs* that was from ayesha
*cuddles* that was from isabella

Rachel McCoach said...

aww! *hugs em all back*

:P

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Anyone here?

Mistical Future said...

I am if anyone is!!

Mistical Future said...

sigh but no one is!

well i'll be doing soon!!! so if any one comes on soon COOL! hang with me!

Lilie said...

Hello?
any one there?

Minnie said...

Congrats to the winner! And OMG Derek wants to dress Valkyrie in a skimpy Wonder Woman outfit! Haha! That sounds so wrong, it's awesome. =)

Inky Flame said...

hiya

Inky Flame said...

hiya

Jakro Tintreach said...

Hello?

Zathract Mist said...

Ready

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Hi?

Robin Snowscar said...

You better have read that post Flame

Lynxia Lost said...

A new leaf...

Robin Snowscar said...

Don't you flipping dare do this to me Flame. I just risked a lot of friends for you. Do not throw it in my face

Robin Snowscar said...

You have a choice to make Flame.

Lynxia Lost said...

I need to go.

*sigh* I can't do this anymore. I'm being pulled in so many directions. Family. School. Friends. I just can't. Not anymore. If this doesn't blow over I don't know what I'll do.

But I need to go.

Bye. *hugs*

Robin Snowscar said...

Bye Lynxx

Flame! You ready to start again and play nice?

Flame Phoenix said...

No.

Im not. I never. And i mean never, will be Robin,


I appreciate you sticking your neck on the line for me, but hes taken it too far. AND he knows that.

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you lynxia!

*feels exceedingly guilty*

Sorry for starting this particular branch of the arguement.

Lynxia Lost said...

My Aunt says I can post one more comment before she turns of the Internet so here it is:

Blogland has become messed up.
This once safe haven has become riddled the cracks and divides. And this time it is beyond salvage. I will still come here when I can. I am not leaving it to ruin but i know deep down that it's dying.

Night.

Robin Snowscar said...

*groans*

Flame. They agreed to it, kay? Chat, all of them and particularly Aquila - I don't know what happened but she's quite cut up about it. Dragona left but he'll follow her. If they're willing to put it in the past, why aren't you? Flame, this is a good offer. One more chance to get on everyone's good side and you're blowing it off.

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry lynxia . . .

*has moved off anger mode*

Yez. Fresh start for EVEEYONE.

Star Inkbright said...

Gtg! Bye! May the fours be with you all!

Robin Snowscar said...

Bye Star

Robin Snowscar said...

May as well go then bye

Zathract Mist said...

I will never understand why some people are so stupid...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*seethes while thinking of ways to kill someone*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm going to kill him...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello...

Reflector said...

Why...?!

NOM Ominous said...

Aren't starfish green?!

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