Thursday, September 1, 2011

Death Bringer Unleashed!

Finally!

You don't know what it's like, you really don't. I finished the book, was very happy with it, and then took a few days of doing nothing before starting The End Of The World and some other stuff. And all the while I'd be reading your comments, and the comments on the Forums and Facebook, and smiling because everyone seemed to be looking forward to it so much.

But that was MONTHS ago!

To have to sit here and watch all of you count down the days made me feel so incredibly guilty for putting you through that. But now, finally, the wait is over. It is September 1st. It is Death Bringer day.

The Launch last night in Dublin was manic...! It turned into a marathon signing session, and it had Storm Troopers! STORM TROOPERS! I didn't get a chance to chat to any of the people I know and usually see at launches, because I was staring at the Storm Troopers and then signing books and staring at Boba Fett and signing books...

'Twas a good way to launch Death Bringer, so thank you Eason's bookshop!

And what will I be doing today, you ask? The day of the release? Will I be doing interviews and attending champagne parties? Er... no. I will be cleaning my house. I'm off on tour tomorrow, and as usual Laura will be staying here while I'm gone, so I have to get the place ready for her or she'll glare at me. And you've never been glared at by Laura. It's SCARY.

So all of you who have just bought the book, I hope you like it. The previous blog entry is still the ONLY place you can post spoilers, so don't do that here. And even in the previous entry, try to HINT at the spoilers instead of blurting them out. Because there are SOME people, who will remain nameless, who felt the need to SKIM the spoilers and were dismayed when certain things were spoiled for them... which I actually find hilarious. If you don't want anything spoiled, DO NOT READ THE SPOILER SECTION! Sigh.

Okay, I have a house to clean. And you? You have a book to read.

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Blood Butterflies said...

AHHHHHH. I can't believe how stupid I was. I neglected the damn page.

Blood Butterflies said...

*kicks self* STUPID STUPID STUPID

Blood Butterflies said...

The Murderer Within

Hands that clutch your head,
Your eyes are wide with fear.
Voices of people who are dead
Haunting your mind with leers.

You run through the darkness
Of your very mind, your soul
A blood moon that shines on inkiness
Penetrating the smoke that lurks in bowls

Slowly you gas your victims to death.
Then chop them up and throw them away
Bones and smiles are all that's left
Clothing's ends begin to fray

Your mind is full of all these things
Blood and gore, Bones and bullets
Towards darkness your conscience flings
Saliva rolls down in heavy rivulets

Smiling down on your last body
Handcuffs slap onto your wrist
No matter how much they stare at coldly
No denying the knife-holding fist.

Locked up, sitting in a straight jacket,
Smiling the smiles of a dozen dead
Shadows pluck at the old locket
The dead mother, the murderer instead.

Blood Butterflies said...

*reading all the posts and longing for the Golden one's presence*

Blood Butterflies said...

Cruel?

Silently she watches me stumble
But as I receive her injuries
Trip, fall, and tumble
I always wonder, is it her superficiality?

A thin tight wand, it stings painfully,
Smacked across the hands of the misbehaved.
Yet I feel no pain from her delivery,
Swift, fast, and undelayed.

I cringe in fear instead of pain
But no tears come from my eyes.
Instead, blood leaks from my tear ducts twain,
In front of them flash my terrible lies.

Like a dying fish I gasp for air
She has me on her hook, I know.
Trapped forever in Life's dark lair
No matter what sounds I hear, the lark or the crow.

Foreign liquid splashes onto my hands
And the meat starts to sizzle in heat.
A rope around my wrist to bring me to foreign lands
For my heart, not hurting is a feat.

Dragged across the sand dunes,
Scraped and bleeding profusely
Sand that's washed from lunar moons
Shipped across the sea

Is life so cruel to be this way?
Does life have given tormentors?
People selected to train in May
and take it out on live specators?

Sometimes I don't know what the world thinks.
Sometimes my anger's too fueled.
But I do know this answer in chinks
Is life really that cruel?

Blood Butterflies said...

Silent Night

Silent night, Holy night,
How many times do you show your might?
The comfort comes from soft slow notes
Floating on air just like a boat
The crunching horridness of broken glass
Underneath the feet of the singing mass
a horrible parody of a holy time
Walking past the broken shrines
The silent night is no longer good
In furrowing brows, the people brood
It matters who was killed in this fight
It matters who was dead this night
Slowly eyes spy a peaceful couple,
Dead, obviously, but no longer in trouble
Arms entwined around each other
holes in their hearts, blood of their fathers
But so in love, the expression on their face
Gives rise to the question, who will win this race?
War is such a terrible thing
People die in an eye blink
Such is the waste and slandering of war
Compared to others, their time they're far before.
And therefore sing no more, and hereafter say,
We'll always remember that fateful day.

Blood Butterflies said...

AM I ALONE HERE? ;-;

Mistical Future said...

um hi

Mistical Future said...

now am i alone?

Mistical Future said...

well i'm hear sooooooooooo
Mr Landy
SP Death Bringer was TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the twist is epic!!! it was so cool!

Mistical Future said...

sigh i hate to admit it but i'm a newbie

lego said...

hi anyone! *hugs*

lego said...

gah! How early do I have to come on to get here when someone else is?

Mistical Future said...

hi peeps

lego said...

hi mistical! Haven't seen you before...*offers vase of happiness*

so...irritating but necessary small talk time! er...so what do you like to do when you're not on here?

Yummylicious said...

Good morning lego - not sure if you are still on.

Having one of those days - today I am discussing the inner workings of my MacBook pro with Apple!!! Oh joy! Let's just hope they don't wipe my book from it!!!

Morning to all that I have yet to make an acquaintance with!

This morning we are sharing waffles *offers them round* *quickly snatching them away* They're mine all mine *cue evil laugh*

Mistical Future said...

is anyone there

Yummylicious said...

Pleased to meet you mystical (or can it be just misty, my fingers don't like to type lots) *offering welcome handshake* feel free to take ONE of the waffles I'm offerin for breakfast!

Mistical Future said...

oh hi um ... i don't know ... well i do but i've been studying for exams sooooooooooo yea. do u know how to refresh the pg because i ceep having to go to the first pg then to this pg so can u help?

Yummylicious said...

I am using my iPhone to post from today but on my Mac it is just command + r to refresh the page. It helps to set your profile to alert you of new posts although be warned, time zones differ greatly and you could find yourself vein kept awake by the incessant pinging of new emails!!! How's revision going??

lego said...

hi yummy! *huggies*

er...I'm pretty sure that getting rid of all your giant documents without telling you is bad customer service...or at least evil. =p

oh, and thanks so much for giving out your email to everyone on here who has an icky family situation thingy. You're really quite wonderful for doing that, and it makes me feel a little bit better about their safety.

Mistical Future said...

ok thanks

lego said...

*glares at the exams until they spontaneously combust*

Mistical Future said...

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thax i just tried it lol thats so cool!!!!!!!!!
thanx again!!!

Mistical Future said...

lol

Mistical Future said...

hello ... oh don't tell me i'm a lonner again!R

lego said...

=p I was going to say something else about exams, but then I realized that I sounded like a conspiracy theorist.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

anybody on here

lego said...

yep. hi amelie!

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

hey how are you

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

are you in australia lego

lego said...

No, I'm in america, just up somewhat early.

Mistical Future said...

im in astralia and its 7:49

soz my computer was slow

lego said...

did we lose yummy? :(

Mistical Future said...

now it's 7:52pm ... or about

Yummylicious said...

yes you did lose me, although don't think of me as lost just temporarily mislaid.

Be back soon!!!

Mistical Future said...

yay Friday 2morro!

then it's 2 weeks of holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

hey im back sorry i was doing something

lego said...

okie dokie!

*sends a tiny eggplant to accompany her wherever she is going*

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

hey hey hey

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

yay i dedicate this page to lego yummy butterflies kallista (envious) dragona sorry if i forgot anyone

lego said...

envious of her rainbow farts, perhaps?

Mistical Future said...

*Mistical jumps on an eggplant and rides it around*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is fun!!!!!
*eggplant is going at a snails pas*

Mistical Future said...

yes 4th!!!!!!!!!!!

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

lalalalalalalalalalalalal

intrevert extrevert doesnt matter

lego said...

yay! *jumps on mistical's back*

her hugs, then? Because she is quite generous with them...

Mistical Future said...

...
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Mistical Future said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
*lefo and Misty end up tackling each other and roll into a puddle of mud*

lego said...

ah, okay. I wouldn't be too envious of that, as she dispenses them quite regularly.

@Mistical- got a problem with piggy back rides? =p

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

i love piggy back rides

Mistical Future said...

nope :D

lego said...

oh dear...*is terrible at fights/wrestling*

Mistical Future said...

yes i win!
*then lego kicks Misty in shin*
no i win said lego

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

i win i overrule all of you

lego said...

*falls asleep on misty's shin* what? It's comfy....

Mistical Future said...

oh dear
*amelie jumps on lego and misty*
oh dam im crushed

lego said...

er...perhaps I should move out of your feet...*goes to cuddle with her tiny eggplant instead*

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

awww such a cute eggplant

Mistical Future said...

*misty gets up and attempt to clean herself*
great this i gona nead a good wash!

Mistical Future said...

lol
...
well i guess it is cinda cute! *Hugs everyone including eggplant*

lego said...

be gentle...ze didn't take the roasting well.

Mistical Future said...

... :)

lego said...

and yes, I did just decide that it's a genderless eggplant. :D

lego said...

brb...have to get dressed and such. *huggies*

Mistical Future said...

and i recon that's a good thing!

Mistical Future said...

... is anyone there! :(

Mistical Future said...

sigh well i gtg bed for me!
it was great meeting u all and thanks for all the help! i might see u peeps 2morrow! bye now!!!!!!!!
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
soz i felt like saying that bye now peeps!

Rebella Sadistic said...

i cannot read the last two pages of DB or i'll start throwing things

Yummylicious said...

Before I comment I should probably say a welcome hello so "hello" *big waves*.

Just read them and then start throwing!!!! It's good for the soul to vent!!!

nights.raven said...

i missed everyone, didnt i?

Vita Song said...

:( depresed..... i asked someone out and they said there think bout it and then everyone siad he said yes so i got all excited then it turns out he said no.... bummer

nights.raven said...

im srry vita
that sucks

Vita Song said...

yeah it does :(

Yoda Panda said...

Aggghhhh Finally doing it.. Sup Derek, Pandore here... I've only recently been exposed to the world of skulduggery pleasant and may I just say WHAT A WORLD it is.. The first book I bought was Dark Days, soon after Mortal Coil came out, and as the luckiest girl in the history of ever I got the raddest Mom in the history of ever who bought me ALL the previous books I had been missing.. She didn't see me for Two Weeks... Well this is my first post on your site and I am uber excited I finally did it... Before you dose off or get bored of reading, what I really wanted to say was YOU ARE KICKASS and your work is Amazazzzing!!! Way main!!.. Next year I'm studying film at my countries top academy for film, and well what's left to say is.. We'll Be Working Together Sooner than you know.. PEACE=D=D

abdul1666 said...

Just wondering how you would actually prononce names such as Tanith or Valkyrie Cain. Is it line 'Tain-th' or 'Tan-ith'

nights.raven said...

i finished DB!!!!
it was EPIC!!!!
well done derek *applaudes*

Valice said...

Arg, I can't buy the book in Germany yet!

nights.raven said...

that sucks
i hope they release it soon

Rachel McCoach said...

Hello? anyone home?

Vita Song said...

hey.... I'm still depressed...

Rachel McCoach said...

Depressed? *hugs*

hope its not anything MAJOR sucky Vita... :(

most depressing thing today for me was getting our school photos back :P

nights.raven said...

hi vita and rachel

Rachel McCoach said...

heya raven!! how u this fine evening?

nights.raven said...

fine, a tired, but fine, how r u?

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello all :)

nights.raven said...

hi NJ, how r u?

Niamhy Jay said...

Aww I'm grand thanks just after finishing a book there today :P you??

nights.raven said...

im good, tired, but good :)
which book?

Rachel McCoach said...

:D Im good thanks Raven!

And heya NJ!!

:P just half helpin me bro with his homework story... tis nice to see he's gettin into writing- we're havin such a discussion of the best word to describe an explosion XD

how sad...

Niamhy Jay said...

The Mediator: Grave Doubt
Hey Rachel!! That is Kewl
I was not in school today because there was. Prize giving!! But I still had work... Which I have just realised... I still need to finish that... Crap :/

Rachel McCoach said...

guh... have got craft folio stuff to do... so far i'v gone and drawn a wee tortoise on it :)

but that about all... :P

:O we got oor school photots back today... O.o

Niamhy Jay said...

Aww KEWL
How did it turn out??

Rachel McCoach said...

bad... well it COULDA been worse... i could put it on me blog, but i left it in me locker today...

but the photographer was like "come in... right sit up straight... smile" *half way through smiling and beginning to sit up straight she takes the pic* "Right off you go!"

no time to pose of anything!! all i wanted was a giant fan or something :)

Niamhy Jay said...

LoL Awk I'm sure it wasn't THAT bad!!

Rachel McCoach said...

I was like halfway in between my silly smirk :/

STILL...wasnt as bad as 1st years pic ... *shudders* sadly THAT one is stuck on me young scot card till it expires...

Rachel McCoach said...

But hey ho! Wats new wit you?

Niamhy Jay said...

LAWL
And when does it expire??

Niamhy Jay said...

What is new with me?? Hmm...
Well...
Nothing. I was just hanging out today??

Rachel McCoach said...

2015 :P

Lol :)exciting

:D so wat u wantin for your b-day? Gettin close!

Niamhy Jay said...

My birthday present from my brother is him heading off to glasgow for Uni!! My mate says she is making me brownies!! And I would like a lap top of my own!! But that ain't gonna happen!!

Money I suppose!! Moneys good that way you don't have to pretend you like the prezzie when you don't. You can just go out and buy something you DO like :P

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now. I'll be on tomorrow, bye!

Niamhy Jay said...

Dragona was here??

Rachel McCoach said...

XD sounds good! out of curiosity, whats he sttudying? brownies sound good!

:D yes... me auntie makes home made jewellery for everyone's birthday but its abit...strange :/ so yes- money is good!

plus am tryin to already save up for a car so have got one o those money tin things that u cant get into without a can opener. and to be even cooler, its got a pic of the disney cars movie on it :P

nights.raven said...

cool rach

Niamhy Jay said...

KEWL
He's studying electro mechanical engineering!!

Brownies are good :)

Rachel McCoach said...

cool :)

ach...keep remembering we got oor sponcered walk next friday... :( we hace to walk from oor school for 4 miles to me old primary school (which is literally next to me hoose)then walk back...

id rather be in school :P

Rachel McCoach said...

anyone still here?

Niamhy Jay said...

Sorry was in the kitchen... Where there is no wifi

Rachel McCoach said...

:) tis ok! get that up here loads... have to wnder around with an i pod, holding it half oot a window to get a signal...

Niamhy Jay said...

LAWL
That's what I'm using right now
And it isn't even mine!!
My DAD has more high tech stuff than me AND HE'S 50 FOR CRYONG OUT LOUD

Rachel McCoach said...

:P Parents are funny like that! except my mum is completely technologically retarded... cant even work the tv very well :)

Niamhy Jay said...

Nor can my mum it's rather hilarious she asks me and my brothers to help her out when we tell her to figure it out herself she gets REALLY pissed off!! It is soo funny then when we go to explain something she gets mad saying we r treating her like she is incompetent!! You can't win with that woman!!

Rachel McCoach said...

Lol :D me mum tries it, takes to long and cant do it, so we just end up stealing it off her...

*major yawn*

geez, i am actually fallin asleep here...

best go guys before i just go and start droolin on me key board or something...

Bye guys!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Rachel *hugs*
I better go too!!
I have school tomorrow and I still haven't done my R.E HW :/

nights.raven said...

bye rachel

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye all *hugs*

nights.raven said...

bye NJ *hugs*

Vita Song said...

anyone on????

nights.raven said...

hi vita

nights.raven said...

im gonna go to sleep, night all, ill b on tomorrow sometime, night

lego said...

hi vita...dunno if you're still here.

Bethany said...

Okay, so Ginger Rachel and I are more than likely going to be at the signing today :3 So excited. I mean, it's entirely possible that we will get lost, but I'm sure we'll wander about and get their eventually.

Blood Butterflies said...

WHO IS HERE.

Blood Butterflies said...

NO ONE? ME? ;-; eue

Blood Butterflies said...

I'm on xat if anyone comes online: www.xat.com/AquilaFelis

Mistical Future said...

hi!

Mistical Future said...

... well no one is hear

Mistical Future said...

ok peeps i gtg but i brb soon!

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Ayesha said...

Hi everyone!!

Ayesha said...

Anyone here??

Ayesha said...

Guess not!

Ayesha said...

I gtg anyways byee everyone!!

Dragona Pine said...

Damn. I missed Ayesha. We were on the chat, Ayesha.



I have to go to school now. I'll be on tonight, bye!

Blood Butterflies said...

Hello?

Blood Butterflies said...

Dammit, why do I have to miss you guys by just a fraction?! *kicks time zones*

Blood Butterflies said...

REFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESH

Blood Butterflies said...

REFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESH

Mistical Future said...

hi peeps

Blood Butterflies said...

DAMMIT. *curls up*

*cries tears of blood*

*licks up blood* Ooh, sweet.

Mistical Future said...

lol
is it good?

Blood Butterflies said...

Haha, My character's a vamp, so duh, it's nourishment XD

Blood Butterflies said...

Hi Mistical :) How are you, and which part of australia do you come from?

Mistical Future said...

Qeensland

Mistical Future said...

soz
*Queensland

Blood Butterflies said...

^^ nice. I've never been there before. But I've been to Perth ^^

Mistical Future said...

cool
i haven't been to Perth before was it nice?

Blood Butterflies said...

yep, was at a farm.

Mistical Future said...

cool

Blood Butterflies said...

My teacher has two dogs. They both licked my face yesterday. =.=

Mistical Future said...

lol :D where they cute!

Blood Butterflies said...

They were, definitely. Friendly, too ^^

Mistical Future said...

cool!
how r u?

Blood Butterflies said...

I'm a little sick.

Mistical Future said...

oh didoms

Blood Butterflies said...

didoms?

Mistical Future said...

lol
soz its what i say to my friends when then complaining about something!

Blood Butterflies said...

hey I have to go. brb.

Blood Butterflies said...

15 minutes.

Mistical Future said...

ok then see u soon!

Mistical Future said...

hello!
...
am i a loner?

Mistical Future said...

sigh i am ...

Blood Butterflies said...

Hello.

Blood Butterflies said...

sorry..... my mom didn't allow me to use the internet. I just hope you're still here.

Mistical Future said...

oh yea but its dinner now so ill brb soon ok!

Blood Butterflies said...

okay :)

Mistical Future said...

soz i gtg and watch a movie with my family so i wont be back till over a hour and a 1/2 posabully 2 hours
soz i realy am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bye till then

lego said...

hi bb...you still here?

lego said...

are you okay, by the way? you seem a little blah.

lego said...

:( guess you left...anyone else here?

lego said...

*reads up and wonders what all the removed posts are*

lego said...

and now I have to go for school. Bye! *hugs*

and read this poem! It's quite strange, but really ...something. And I'm now mildly obsessed with Anis Mojgani.

http://www.radiuslit.org/2011/04/02/radius-jeffrey-mcdaniel-anis-mojgani-dave-mcalinden/

lego said...

just noting that I'm actually still here...though I'm sure I'll be gone before anyone else comes on.

oh, and I became ridiculously obsessed with him 5mins after seeing his poetry...though that probably says more about me than him.

Unknown said...

hi derek .. i love yur books and im almost finished death bringer
you probably dont remember me because there was like 200 hundred people at the mountains to sea festival about a week ago.. where you were asked to do the jitter girls walk. i was the ginger kid asking where to get the movies yu wrote.
please reply!!

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

hey is anbody on

abdul1666 said...

Will someone please say how they pronounce the names of the characters, like Tanith or Valkyrie. I've been arguing with my sister for ages.

waterISbland said...

I've read the book...
.. and I've come to the conclusion that one Derek Landy is kind of awesome in the head.

Vita Song said...

hey anyone on????

Quinnera Elviana: 5th Seat of the Council of the Lost Ones said...

Hello?

Quinnera Elviana: 5th Seat of the Council of the Lost Ones said...

Hi Kallista! Ok *hugs* See you then :D

Quinnera Elviana: 5th Seat of the Council of the Lost Ones said...

Coolbeans :)

Hey Raven!

nights.raven said...

hi quinn, how r u?

Quinnera Elviana: 5th Seat of the Council of the Lost Ones said...

I'm good ta. And you?

nights.raven said...

im ok

Venice Rain said...

Hey kal!

did you know, that you are the only person whos typhos I find cute? ^^

anyway, back to writing

lego said...

super ditto. :)

Dragona Pine said...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2011/09/durham-laslit.html



New OC on my blog.

Ayla O' Reardon said...

WOW!

I met Derek today, IM SUPER HAPPY RIGHT NOW!

I brought my LEGO Skulduggery and Death Bringer. He signed them both! HE SIGNED MY LEGO! HOLY CRAPOLA! WITH SILVER SHARPIE XD !!!

We ha dto wright our names on a sticky note and stick it in our book(s)

When Derek was about to sign my book he looked at the note, then at me and was like "I know you." i couldnt stop giggling :P

I had fun

Ayla O' Reardon said...

Hey Kal!

It was great

Oh and I'm going to post pictures on my blog of the Skulduggery Pleasant LEGO that I made soon, so like maybe tomorrow.

nights.raven said...

congratz dess!

M said...

you lucky sod!!!!!

Ayla O' Reardon said...

Lucky sod indeed :D

Ayla O' Reardon said...

Ohh look what I found:

http://universe.lego.com/en-us/freetoplay/freetoplay.aspx

LEGO WORLD PLEASE JOIN!!!

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now. I'll be on tomorrow, bye!

Ayla O' Reardon said...

Bye Dragona :D

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