Hello, my Minions.
Can you feel it? Can you? The 1st of September is approaching. According to that wonderful Countdown Clock on the Skulduggery website, there is- at the time of posting- FIVE days, TEN hours, and FOUR minutes. Of course, by the time you read this, the time to wait will be even shorter- and growing shorter every moment.
(Unless you’re re-reading this at some stage AFTER the 1st, in which case, yayyy it’s already out! Woot!)
Ahem.
All of you folks who came to the Edinburgh event have been fantastic, I have to say. I wasn’t OVERLY worried that someone would release spoilers, but the chance for someone to say the wrong thing or give the wrong hint (coughSwindlercough) was always there, lurking around the edges of every Blog and Facebook comment. So, my thanks to you, my Minions, for remaining loyal and true, and allowing your fellow readers the same chance you had to experience Death Bringer without ANY spoilers.
I have seven days until my tour begins, so I’m trying to cram as many things into this coming week as possible. I enjoy every tour when I’m out there, and it’s a great chance for me to meet the people from this Blog and the Facebook page and the Forums, so that always makes me smile. The downside of touring is the travelling, the hotels, the airports, the car rides, and the fact that you have to put your life on hold for a few weeks.
It’s like a holiday, without the relaxation or the parties.
But hey, it’s fun nonetheless.
This coming Wednesday is the official Skulduggery launch, in Eason’s Bookshop in Dublin. I have no idea what to expect. Most book launches are relatively quiet affairs, attended by friends and family, with a few other writers turning up to wish you well. When I was told that Dave from Eason was planning a launch, however, I got a chill. Because Dave... Dave doesn’t DO quiet.
The only thing I know about it is that there will be readers there, whom I BELIEVE have already entered a competition (I sincerely don’t know anything about it). Apparently, he’s also planned a “surprise”. Oh dear God. I’ll keep you informed as best I can.
Now then, when we brought out the new paperback editions, I didn’t want you guys to buy a SECOND copy of a book you already owned just because they had (admittedly awesome) new covers. I knew there were some lunatics out there who would buy the new editions just for Tom’s artwork, so I wrote a few short stories just to give them something extra. Of course, THEN the problem became how to make those stories available to the people who DIDN’T feel the need to have multiple copies of the same book. You know- relatively SANE people.
So now, at last, two of the short stories that have previously appeared in the new paperbacks are now available on the website at skulduggerypleasant.co.uk, as well as being available on iBooks and Kindle, for the very reasonable price of NOTHING AT ALL. I love when things are free, because it means EVERYONE can afford it, and you don’t have to worry about loose change in your pocket. The Lost Art of World Domination takes place after Skulduggery Pleasant, and Gold, Babies and the Brothers Muldoon takes place after Playing With Fire. The other short stories will be released over the next few months.
And I’m going to go now, because I have things to do. Things! To do!
Ahem.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 1974 Newer› Newest»LOL. That's not the worst mistake I've come across. Some people call me Blood.
Hehe!
My prediction was pretty much correct!
? What prediction?
i called you blood once *blushes*
Octa is nearly awake!
lol Pyro
And that is one of the many reasons I mostly use full names.
@Jas: It's okay. *hugs*
@Pyro: Okay.....
good rule pyro
@Pyro: waaadddddd?????? *is completely clueless*
I think Niall coined my nickname.
umm you guys.. i somehow upset this guy oliver on xat..coz when he said he was all alone and i replied poor you. after a while he comes on and says ' not funny' so im bugging him by apologising =)
LOL. That's my younger brother. XDDDDDDDDDDD
haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaROFLROFLROFL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HEHELICOPTER
oh god i am so sorry BB!
I mostly use full names because then I don't call someone the wrong things, e.g. I don't call you blood.
iT'S OKAY..... OH GOD..... I'M LAUGHING OVER HERE..... ANYWAY.
I hereby dedicate this page to DEREK'S AWESOMENESS!
yup!
I hereby dedicate this page to DEREK'S AWESOMENESS!
I hereby dedicate this page to DEREK'S AWESOMENESS!
I hereby dedicate this page to DEREK'S AWESOMENESS!
I hereby dedicate this page to DEREK'S AWESOMENESS!
I hereby dedicate this page to DEREK'S AWESOMENESS!
Mine
Q
I hereby dedicate this page to DEREK'S AWESOMENESS!
oh god we used up a whole page! O.o
CONGRATS PYRO! *glomps*
*gives him rainbow sideburns*
lol BB
Totally. I wanted to comment it at some time or the other, but I simply couldn't be bothered to. :P
REG
BB ,bella and pyro are on the chat! =)
YAAAAY!!!
I claim this page for poetry!!!
The Day Before I Die
The clock strikes ten.
Clasp my hands and with upturned eyes,
How many times do I forsake these skies?
Look back down, see the summer frost,
Big bad sins come at such a cost.
The day before I die, I sit on the dirty ground,
Head turned thoughtfully and eyes cast down.
Why did I have to be so stupid?
Why did I have to kill him, small Cupid?
Because of rash and undecided actions,
I find myself here with my meager rations.
Find myself in a very dark, dank lair,
Where mice dart in and out of my hair.
Now my hands are shackled, they pull me out,
Their taunting words echoing about.
Poor girl, they sneer. Poor poor girl.
Most stupid murderer in all the world.
And the clock strikes eleven.
Shuffle to your cell, they say.
They push, and on the ground I lay.
Struggling to sit back upright now,
I feel as helpless as a pregnant mother sow.
The guards laugh and close the door,
Leaving me staring at the darkening floor.
Stare, girl, I say. Stare all you like.
In the next one hour your head’ll be on a spike.
Stupid, foolish, idiotic girl.
Most stupid murderer in all the world.
The day before I die, almost over,
And I pick up my last clover.
Help me, I pray. My only hope, help me.
My eyes, upturned to God for him to see.
And the clock strikes twelve.
-Blood Butterflies
aw, jas, I can't go onto the chat. it doesn't work on my school computer. Oh, and the next time oliver comes online, and I'm like, in school, then tell him i'm gonna kill him.
:D yay! My poem!
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Serial Killer
Huddled in the darkness, smiling to yourself,
Lipstick painted in a joker's laugh.
Knives lined carefully on the shelf,
Waiting for your victim to hit them, rough.
The dead corpse smiles slowly back at you,
and you smile back through the tears.
It's nothing, it seems to say. it's cool.
Guilt and shame leave your fears.
But handcuffs snap over your wrists,
And you are dragged up off the ground.
As you try to escape, your back pummeled with fists,
It's too late, you are already found.
Even in jail, your mind, twisted beyond repair,
Oh well -- life just isn't fair.
I have to go now. Be on later though.
Nevermind. I be here.
Y NO ONE ONLINE? ;-;
Wow. Macbook dashboard weather predictions are really weird. It's been saying it'll rain, but it hasn't yet. I need to go now. BYE! I be online later.
boooo
Hello?
Hello!
a new pic 4 the blogger profile
sup anyone on?
Hey Thrice!
Ooh! Thankyou Master Derek! Now I can read the short stories without having to buy all the books again! :D
I just got back from the book launch! It was epic. Derek nerdfighter signed and he recognized me from other signing!!! T'WAS AWESOME!
I must now regretfully leave to study Geography.
DARKANE!!!!!!!!!
YO.
Wait.
Geography?
Aww....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO9Lj0T93Xk&ob=av2e For Kallista.
WAHOOOOOO!!!!! *\o/*
I cant wait until tomorrow
Im so getting Death Bringer its going to be bloody awesome!!!
And then the book signing on the 16th that im going to YIPEEE!!!!!!!
Does anyones elses freinds think they're wierd because the love Skulduggery Pleasant soo much that its gotten out of control? MINE HAVE!!!
LOL
They think its weird that Im never on Facebook anymore but Im always on this, they thing all my brain is thinking Skulduggery this and Skulduggery that
Yup, my brain sure is
But mow I have to Say goodbye as my back aches from the amount of homework I have and I must go to sleep and go through another day of lugging around my stupid school books and then I'll have to do my homework and beg my mum to let me go and buy Death Bringer
Soo, uhh, bye I suppose
Ehhh....people are probably all on the chat. So I guess I'll just...sit here quietly and wait.
OH! Derek, I have a question or you!
Mar and I were talking at lunch.
And we were wondering.
What would you do if we randomly showed up at your house, grinning like idiots?
Also. According to my school library system, I do not exist. Mar and I ran there after orchestra in last period so I could check out the first book in the Midnighters series, and when the lady tried to check me out, my name didn't show up. I still got the book, which is good, but still....
WHO MISSED ME?
*hopes people will come over from chat*
Hi Thalia!
NIALL!
*hugs*
Hi! How're you?
I'm good, thanks. I managed to find a bar with free WiFi, and I also managed to persuade my sister to give me her iPod.
*hugs back*
NIALL! THALIA!
*hugs both*
NIALL! THALIA!
*glomps*
HI!
Hiya Quinn!
*hugs*
How're you?
Hey Octa!
*hugs*
How're you?
Hi all!
Quinn!
Agus Octabro!
*jumps up and down over and over*
*hugs and brohugs*
I'm good :)
School starts tomorrow though.
*brohugs Niall*
NEED MORE MST PWEASE!
And Aquila and Kal!
*more hugs*
Hi Aquila, Kallista!
*hugs both*
How're you two?
@Octa, Voldemort is terrified of cats.
*hugs Niall back*
Wanna hear some news? ^^
I'm good, ta :)
NIALL I LOVES THE MST KEEP WRITING PLEASE AND I PROMISE I WILL IMPROVE MY PUNCTUATION IF YOU WRITE SOME AND NOT JUST WRITE ONE BIG SENTENCE!
*starts laughing again*
I swear that line gets me every time.
*is somewhat easily amused*
New post on The Exploded Files
http://explodedfiles.blogspot.com/2011/08/how-many-of-you-got-it-and-other-stuff.html
Mostly, it's just me rambling. But the last little bit is important.
Aquila, news? *is intrigued*
I'm glad you guys like the MST. =P
The guy playing darts across the bar just scored 180.
*is impressed*
*hopes she'll figure out how to use that (to her) new verb*
Dragona and I are engaged.
*gives Niall a chair, just in case*
*falls into chair*
Dragona's bigamist?
Um.. Congrats? I think?
Oh, Kal and he aren't married anymore.
Forgot you missed out on that...
*hugs Kal's eye*
ROAR!
*thinks of something interesting to say*
Umm....
ROAR!
*ninja glomps Niall*
Quinn, you should really stop eating dinosaurs...
Brb
So, Octa and Kal can get married now?
*hopes*
@Aquila, you're too good for him. =P
Ven!
*cries tears of pure happy*
kk Thalia
@ Niall
Well Octa and Kal may or may not get married. It is a complicated love hexagon.
I have to leave now.
Night all!
@Niall
He keeps saying that, too. =P
shhhhh Niall, be subtle!
also, I like Dragona now...
yeah.
shit happend.
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER LEAAAAVVVEEEE
*sits on lap*
Night Octa!
Bye Octa!
*tearful farewell brohug*
*cries too*
*tight hugs*
ITS SO COMPLEX
but how are you?
Back for a few seconds.
G'Night Octa!
*hugs*
Now I need to go for a few minutes again. So, brb.
Night Octa!
Yes. Very complicated.
And hexagonal.
*lap is sat on*
*tries not to get Hugh-Grant-Style flustered*
*fails*
What happened?
Or heptagonal. Or hexagonal with one person out and another one in. =P
Just joking.
Hopefully. ^^
its a long story... in essence, he was honest.
*embaressed mumble* did I mention that I missed you?
Oh and I've just realised that Niall has never left a comment on my fanfiction.
Now it may be that he despises the above fanfiction or more porbably just doesn't know of its existance.
www.octaboonafanfiction.blogspot.com
So when you have the time go read my buddy! Go read
*vanishes again*
*generally does not commnt on fics*
I do read it though. Bye again!
*equally embarassed mumble* I missed you too. *awkward hug*
Oh, and Niall dearest... I have something to tell you..
actually, I wonder if you can guess?
*tries to guess*
*brain asplodes*
Did we adopt another person?
Is it family-related?
*is glad Niall reads it*
Wonders if he knows about the new hours old part 7?
*mumbles*
At least comment once. Just somewhere. So I know you know of its existance.
Then I wouldn't make speeches like that.
:P
(Probably gone) (Maybe) (Perhaps)
*resolves to comment at some point*
smello everyone! *hugs*
^^
clever boy!
You're a Father! *terrofied smile*
just so you're aware, its NJ and BB.
I adopted NJ, then she demanded I adopt BB, because BB felt lonley...
so yay!?
also...NAILLLLLLLLLLLLLL! YOUUUUU AREEEEEEEE HHHHEEEEERREEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!
*is glad he guessed correctly*
*hugs for Lego*
Now, we just need Ann....
Octa, in case you are still here my dear, be calm, its marvellous!
Lego, delightful to see you!
HI LEGOLAS!
*is still here*
oh good! you seem more happy about it than I was...
((I am now listning to prof elemental - sweet cold coalition. I swear, utterly randomly))
LEEEGOOOO I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*everyone in the bar is looking at me, because I am smiling like a madman*
Back. But will be slow.
I have to go for a second. My sister wants the iPod for a minute.
*cries*
Shouldn't take too long.
Niall, it seems that is a common side effect...
My family already starts to worry about it...
^^
^^
They are simple just jealous dear. How is spain treating you?
(I had to close this tab when my mum came in just now, or she would of wanted to know what was going on.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD SISTER
SISTERS ARE EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LOL Venice :)
*is back*
*comforts Ven*
*sobs* gepard is consoling me on chat
oh, no, hes just trying to get into my pants... i think thats his way of consolation though... :/
*punches Gepard in face*
*worries that Niall saw that*
*hopes that Niall doesn't eat Gepard*
*literally*
yay! welcome back my dearest ^^
he's trying to get into your virtual pants? *tries to decide if that's better or worse than IRL pants*
*was close*
Heh.
*hopes Niall knows nothing about Quentin*
*lends Venice a pan*
Dragona'd probably add spikes to it, but I like them that way, without spikes. =P
*gives Niall some spikes in case he wants to add them*
shhh dear, its just gep, hes getting nowhere ^^
*hugs* when are you coming back for real?
Quentin?
*is adding spikes*
SHH! QUENTIN IS NOTHING COMPARED TO NIALLS MANLINESS!
*glares*
*hides*
Ummm....
@Ven, Late on Sunday.
I'll have a few hours sleep, then school, where I can torment my bestest buddies. (Except you guys.)
Sorry, I keep getting caught up in what I'm doing right now. Almost done, though.
don't worry Niall my dearest, he didn't even have real facial hair!
It's ok. *whispers* I think I'll be fine :P
*is changing into fighting trousers*
*searches for this "Quentin", whilst holding a Bat'LetH.*
though he was a better dancer...
Niall, no need to hunt down Quentin.
He kissed Octalina and no other girl, so it's sure he was just messing about.
=P
*shakes head*
Now, Niall my dearest, why would I want a false man like 'Quentin' or a dirty minded pauper like Mr Valk when I can have a most wonderful nerdy gentelman such as yourself.
I will end you Elviana ¬_¬
@Lego, have you SEEN me dance?
*is pretending she's not right*
*doesn't want to be ended*
*hides some more*
Octa will be grieved if harm befalls Quentin?
*hides into the deepest darkest dooms of hidedom*
well, I think his sister Octalina might be more upset *evil smile*
*Puts down Bat'LetH*
B-bu-but... My lady's honour...
*sadface*
Multi-tasking is not working. So I am off for now. Bye all~
Bye Thalia!
Awww.... Bye Thalia!
*comes out of hiding*
*slowly*
bye thalia! *hugs*
Bye Thalia.
*mumbles about honour and wanting to test out his new Bat'LetH*
Your lady's honour was never truly in question or infringed upon.
*pulls out longsword* trust me on that, if nothing else, my love.
GUYS!
EXACTLY 1 HOUR AND 33 MINUTES TIL THE OFFICIAL RELEASE OF DEATH BRINGER!
*looks at Ven's comment*
*puts away ancient Klingon weapon*
...
*really needs to stop grinning*
@Kal, are you sure?
*duelling trousers*
Niall, I tried to stop grinning.
Not a chance, believe me. =P
^^
*has always wondered how you use a bat'leh*
you can test out your new Bat'LetH when you get home.
YAY DEATH BRINGER
@lego - like you mean it!
I cant stop either ^^
... Kal, it's no sword.
Besides.
*lends her shield to Kal*
No dying.
Death Bringer: I am very excite.
Also, I'm sad, because I have to wait a few extra days.
*grumbles*
Lego, check Memory Alpha. Memory Alpha can teach you EVERYTHING.
...
Except how to talk to girls. =P
oh dear... must you two fight? My two closest dears, hurting each other so? *tears up*
@Niall - trust me, NO ONE knows how to talk to girls :P
also, I want a double ended war scythe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War-scythe
or something of the like.
*eats a carrot*
*stops duelling, for Ven's sake*
*grumbles*
Kal, my shield is right now protecting you. No dying. No serious injuries.
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/e5/0/AAAAAi88WXEAAAAAAOUCbw.jpg?v=1206655183000
its a Kilngon weapon, so I truly have no idea how Niall got hold of one...
*hugs kal* No hurting Kal.
@Ven, not even me?
*eyebrow wiggle*
*crickets chirp*
Gah.
*glares at not working shield*
*will play human shield for Kal*
-.-
can it teach me how to avoid awkward social situations with people I haven't seen it 5 years, with good reason? Because that would be really helpful.
@Niall - no one! especially you.
If you did, then i would have to hurt you, and, well... *tears up* *sniff*
@lego - pretend you don't know them!
@Kal, Ven said no fighting. I can't fight.
@Lego, go on Memory Alpha, and you will never be in any social situation ever again. =P
*hugs Kallista*
Exactly Kal. Remember that convo.
-.-
*pokes her*
I'm gonna go to bed now. Night!
Night Quinn!
Night night!
two things...
1) http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln5ilcp32b1qewpp2o1_500.png *cough* X)
2) http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lodgb54hJq1qzabkfo1_500.jpg I want a tattoo as beautiful as that. but of justice...
@venice- yes, but then they'll say hi to me and I'll remember how much I hate them and have to suppress the urge to start screaming, but I have to make polite conversation (i.e. sit there and pretend that I don't notice that no one's saying anything)...*growls*
@Lego, when a convo gets awkward or slow, I say "potatoduck"
OH OH OH OH.
and I wrote/am writing a new story! set in medival times! about us here on the blog and chat, not out OC's!
Would you like to be an slightly madcap inventor? You'd still be a sir oh I don't know, I just think it would suit you... *mumbles*
yay! tattoos! http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090928/tattoos_11.jpg
@Venice, I would like that.
Or an Aristocratic Adventurer.
Or the king's first mathematician.^^
@Niall - Yay! ^^
shall I link you? and its set in the medival era. as in, that fake, american style, because I would get far too much into specifics otherwise.
@Lego o.O
VENICE, Y U MAKE ME LISTEN TO ANAIS MITCHELL?
@Ven, link would be good. =P
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcs31SuoH1qa79d2.gif < me.
BECAUSE SHE IS WONDERFUL AND AMAZING AND BRILLIANT!
also, laura marling... 'Goodbye England' is so beautiful...
http://rainscitadel.blogspot.com/2011/08/tis-here.html
all there is so far.
oh, and I wrote poems... :$
also new on here http://sorrowsandbliss.blogspot.com/
and here http://venicerain.blogspot.com/
venice, I have acess denied on your link...
and laura marling! she's like regina spektor, but...not.
@Ven, what was the gif?
iPod no cooperating.
Lego, you know laura marling and regina spektor!?
SO PROUD OF YOU, SO PROUD
happy cry!
*reads Fic*
I don't want to give Gep a sponge bath!
*cries*
I knew of madam Spektor, but not of t'other.
iPod, Y U BATTERY ONLY TWENTY PERCENT LEFT?
*sobs*
NOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
actually, no, apple battery picture thingies are pretty dodgy *squeezes Niall* I don't think I can live till sunday!!
sorry, I forgot about this tab. And YES! I listen to folding chair on repeat all the time.
*squeezes back*
Me either!
*sobs*
*whispers* actually, its 'neither'
Lego, I don't know how you stand us
Nooooooooo!
I maked a grammatical error!
Ummm... I di it.. Ironically. Yeah, tht's it.
*shifty eyes*
hey everyone
I don't really care.
*still hugs* so anyway, you never answered my question.
Hows spain?
and do you have a tan? :P
*has a high tolerance for gushyness*
Baldric, I have a cunning plan.
When (read:if) the iPod dies before I have to leave, head over to Not Very Effective, my blog, and I can chat through the post there, via complicated methods.
It will be excruciatingly slow, mind you.
Hi Raven!
I think I'll go to sleep now...
Night all!
(And don't you dare to let Kal hurt herself... *threatens them with a strawberry*)
...how?
is this the same brand of magic you used to find out my name?
Because I still don't know how you did that.
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