Friday, June 24, 2011

The End Of The World

Ah, Skulduggery, my old friend. Look how much you’ve changed my life. When you popped into my head six years ago (to the very MONTH) I had no idea what it would mean. Valkyrie came to me within sixty seconds of your arrival. In the next three minutes, I had China and Ghastly and Tanith and Bliss and Serpine- and suddenly I was writing a book. More than one, actually.

A nine book series. Thank GOD I envisioned this as nine books. What if I’d only envisioned it as a trilogy? Then it would have ended two years ago, and these characters who I love writing about would be finished, with no more stories to tell.

It isn’t JUST the nine books, though, because now there are a host of short stories I’ve written, and a lot more I’ve yet to write. These stories are a way for me to write about things or characters or ideas that I just don’t have the space for in the books. At the moment, these stories can only be found in the paperback editions, and while we’re looking into ways of making them available to everyone, for the moment the paperbacks are the only way you can own them. I’d love if there were a way for you to hand over a few cents or pence in a bookshop so you could take that short story home with you, but we can’t do that just yet.

However, next year you’ll be getting something a little special.

World Book Day is a worldwide celebration of reading and books. In Ireland and the UK it’s usually held at the start of March, while the rest of the world tends to hold it in April. I don’t know why it can’t be held on the SAME day, but there you go. To encourage people to pick up a book and start reading, a select few are sold for one pound, or exchanged for Book Tokens. They’re fairly small books, it has to be said, and so they’re REALLY a sort of extended short story… But even so, it’s a wonderful enterprise, and I’m honoured to have been chosen to write a BRAND NEW Skulduggery adventure for World Book Day 2012.

I’m writing it at the moment, actually, in between edits of Death Bringer. I’ve managed to get my publishers to agree to make it 15,000 words long- which is the most they could manage (the average Skulduggery short story is anywhere between 3000 and 5000 words). Frankly, I wanted to make it the longest book it could possibly be within the World Book Day limits because I want to make it worth your while to pick up. In terms of a page count, 15,000 words is roughly equivalent to 90 pages of the Mortal Coil paperback, so it’ll probably be around one sixth of the length of Mortal Coil. It isn’t a full length book, but it’s something cool and new and AFFORDABLE to add to your collection.

The story takes place a few months after Death Bringer and it’s called The End Of The World. Apart from anything else, it’ll be a nice way to bridge the gap between Death Bringer and Book Seven, which will be released in September 2012- as planned- and which is called, er… Dave.

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lego said...

one miniute..I have to go eat cake..

Min (Thalia) said...

Ann - Camp AND other stuff. But dog washing, eh? I've always wanted a dog.

Hi Legolas!

*hugs*

Thank you.

Min (Thalia) said...

On the computer now, yay.

Ann Marie said...

You can borrow mine! Here!

*shoves dogs into modem*

*hopes digital transportation kills fleas*

*hopes it doesn't kill dogs*

Min (Thalia) said...

LOL Ann!

Min (Thalia) said...

That actually made me smile a little, thank you.

lego said...

:) mmmm...cake...the only vegan thing that my dad will make..yummy

Min (Thalia) said...

Cake is good~

lego said...

*is still in food heaven*

Min (Thalia) said...

New post on The Exploded Files

http://explodedfiles.blogspot.com/2011/07/story-of-my-life.html

Ann Marie said...

:-) It makes me smile to have made you smile!

Min (Thalia) said...

*sets of fireworks*

Happy Fourth~

Ann Marie said...

What kind of cake? How does he make it vegan?

Min (Thalia) said...

BRB

I'm going to go play with sparklers.

Ann Marie said...

Are they real sparklers, or those things they call sparklers now, but aren't really?

*misses sparklers*

lego said...

it's from a moosewood cookbook (chocolate). There's some sort of reaction between the water and the vinegar that makes it poof up..I think. But he always made it for our birthdays, even when no one in our house was vegan, because it's REALLY quick.

Ann Marie said...

Probably baking soda in it. Interesting. I wouldn't mind trying it.

lego said...

right here if you want to see it: //www.grouprecipes.com/57460/moosewoods-six-minute-vegan-chocolate-cake.html

lego said...

I only played with sparklers once, all I remember is being terrified..I was an overly cautious child.

Ann Marie said...

Oh thanks! I found it on another site. Wonder what would happen if you subbed milk for the water.... er. *hides*

lego said...

*attacks ann with a carton of soymilk*

Min (Thalia) said...

Back.

A word of wise: Don't flail around while playing with sparklers. And don't light sparklers from the bottom, and not the top.

Ann Marie said...

I have three gallons of milk in the fridge/freezer, and I'm still giving about 3 quarts a day to the dogs. I need to use it!

Ann Marie said...

But flailing is most of the fun...

lego said...

lol thalia, are you okay?

Min (Thalia) said...

I know :( But I did and the sparks hurt my arms. Rupert pretended to be a 'fire dancer' or something, so that was amusing...

Min (Thalia) said...

Yeah, I'm okay xD

lego said...

I'll have to go in a few minutes for fireworks. My dad wants to get to the beach early so we can get parking. :)

Ann Marie said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparkler

Which kind were they?

lego said...

see you later, alligators. :D

Min (Thalia) said...

Um, I don't think they kind we had are on there. I think we just had the generic dollar store sparkler brand. The little ones you hold and light with a match, then they burn to the end and fizzle out in like 30 seconds.

Min (Thalia) said...

Bye Legolas!

*hugs*

Have fun!

Ann Marie said...

In a while, crocodile!

I didn't know dollar stores sold sparklers. Maybe they don't here, laws vary.

Min (Thalia) said...

Well, kids can't buy them anymore. They ID you if you want to buy them in my state. I've never been to a dollar store in my home state (fail), but they sell the brand we had in dollar stores in Canada, so that's why I called them that~

Ann Marie said...

When I was little, we always had the metal ones. Now we can only find the morning glories, which I guess are supposed to be safer, but I'm not seeing it. Wooden and paper tube that shoots fire... no.

I think they sell the old kind in Nevada, though.

Min (Thalia) said...

On the kind we had, the little sticks that have the gun powder on them were metal. I've never heard of morning glories, but seeing as I'm a pyromaniac, I think I'd like them ;D But my parents wouldn't allow me to use them, though. I like sparklers a lot, though.

Ann Marie said...

Would they give you up for the summer? Can you get to California?

Min (Thalia) said...

Hi Kallista!

*hugs*

I'm sorry all that happened to you. Hopefully thing will get better. Stay strong, my friend. I'm here if you need to talk.

Did you see the comment I left you?

Ann Marie said...

All what happened? *goes to check blog*

Min (Thalia) said...

Ann - I was referring to the comment she posted just now.

Kallista - is it a good book? And, I'm very sorry that I disappeared last night. Internet crashed.

Ann Marie said...

Seriously, I want to kidnap you.

Not that I'm a better parent.

Can't imagine why you'd need to hide a book from your parents, though, unless it's porn. And if Leona bought any, she'd hide it out of embarrassment more than anything.

If she reads this comment she'll be embarrassed already. XD

Min (Thalia) said...

LOL Ann

I have to go to the book store with my parents, so they know what I buy. They won't even let me buy some manga :P

Ann Marie said...

I am possibly the most permissive* parent on the planet.

*read: neglectful

nights.raven said...

hey everyone

Min (Thalia) said...

You're not neglectful. Just permissive. It's different.

Min (Thalia) said...

Hi Raven! How're you?

Ann Marie said...

Hey, Raven! How you doing?

nights.raven said...

im good, how r u guys?

Min (Thalia) said...

I'll...be right back. I have to go deal with some stupid issue right now.

Ann Marie said...

Maybe I'm both.

OK? Hope everything's all right, Thalia.

I am no longer that hot, or even remotely hungry. I do need to take care of critters, though.

Min (Thalia) said...

Still not done with dealing with that issue, but...

*hugs Kallista*

You deserve better than that. Your parents should allow you to read, write, and have fun with friends. They shouldn't expect you to do so much.

*hugs again*

I'm so sorry all this happens to you. I'll be back in a couple of minutes.

Ann Marie said...

(((((Kallista)))))

Huh. I wonder what kind of look I get on my face when my kids yell at me? I usually am horrified, because I know whose example they're following. So not horrified with them, but horrified with myself... Maybe when your mom is awful, it's because she feels guilty, not because she thinks poorly of you?

Min (Thalia) said...

I'm back...

Ann Marie said...

I'm going to go outside soon. Then I suppose we may go look for fireworks.

Min (Thalia) said...

OK Ann!

nights.raven said...

ok, have fun ann

Ann Marie said...

*hugs everyone* Bye for now!

Min (Thalia) said...

Bye Ann!

Min (Thalia) said...

I g2g now :( Bye all!

nights.raven said...

bye ann and thalia

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hey, Kallista, you still there?
I can't believe how your parents don't like you to read or write. Especially when both things are very good! My parents WANT me to read. They don't know I write, but if they did, I bet they'd want me to do that as well. It's ridiculous how your parents act. And having to clean up after them? Come on, you have things to do too. You're tired too. I know you have more free time than them, and I can understand sometimes doing it, but always, then getting talked down to when you're a tad slow getting it done?
~shakes head sadly~
I wish there was some sort of "Parents Anonymous" your folks could go to... :/
Oh well.
~hugs Kallista~
Don't ever stop loving to read or write. The books you choose are epica and your writing skills are marvelous. :]

nights.raven said...

srry im so quiet, im watching Ghost Rider lol

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

That's alright, Raven. I love that movie! :]

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Kallista!
~glomps~
:]
You mean Ghost Rider?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Aww, Kallista.... You're going to be very much so missed.
~hugs Kallista~ :'[
See you in two weeks, I hope.

nights.raven said...

ok kallista *hugs*, talk to u in weeks

nights.raven said...

*talk to u in 2 weeks

Min (Thalia) said...

You're not coming on for two weeks? Aww...

*hugs Kallista*

I'm going to miss you greatly. Everyone is going to miss you greatly. I hope I see you in two weeks, but if I'm already on vacation, then I'll see you in five, I guess.

:(

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I have to go now...
Good-night everyone!
~waves madly~

Isabella Midnight said...

Is anyone here?

Dragona Pine said...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2011/07/demonta-fanfiction.html


New-ish fanfic on my blog.

nights.raven said...

im gonna go to sleep, night all *waves* ill be on tomorrow, bye to anyone whos on and anyone who comes on, srry i missed u

Blackjack Macabre said...

I predict that Derek will not comment on this post :(

Ann Marie said...

Anyone?

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Ann?
You still here?

Ann Marie said...

OMG. Niall, did I miss you? Nooooo I can't believe I missed you! *cries*

Blood Butterflies said...

Hi guys! Anyone online?

Blood Butterflies said...

*downs a cup of coffee* probably not....

Ann Marie said...

Dinner's done in about two minutes. :-(

Blood Butterflies said...

Hi ANN!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

WHAT SHE SAID!

How was Independence Day for you, Ann?
Hi BB.

Blood Butterflies said...

@Niall: I don't think I've met you. My name's Butterflies, Blood Butterflies.

@Ann: YOUR FAN FIC IS GREAT.

Ann Marie said...

Hi Tessa!

Bye Tessa. :-(

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Ann can haz fic?
*opens new tab to read it on crappy I Pod browser.*

The name's McCoolname. Awesome Hershel McCoolname.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Go frak yourself, iPod.
And stop logging me out!

Octa said...

Hey all!

Rachel McCoach said...

Hello?

*wanders around deserted blogland trying to find someone*

Octa said...

Rachel! Hi!

*waves*

Rachel McCoach said...

Octa!! Hey!!

*waves madly back*

and how is Sparkling Ribena :P

Octa said...

Umm... A random squirrel drank him...

Rachel McCoach said...

damn...bet me to it...

:P

Ann Marie said...

...I missed Niall _again_? Just not my day.

And now I have to play dollies! Apparently I promised this sometime yesterday. I don't remember this, but who am I to argue with RS?

Bye Octa! Bye Rachel!

Rachel McCoach said...

Lol Ann :D

HI!!

:( and Bye...

Ann Marie said...

Back! But it's been a long half hour since anyone's posted, dangit.

Aw, Tessa, I didn't see you'd read the fic! Thank you! :-D

Octa said...

Oops. I got distracted. Writing Part 5.

Anway I'm here now.

Octa said...

Well actually I might just vanish again. I still need to write more.

But I may just alternate between the two. So I'm probably here. Probably.

Ann Marie said...

I'm killing time. For once I want to be up even later. Bleh. Wish I could nap, though.

How are you, Octa?

Isabella Midnight said...

Hello!! :-D

Ann Marie said...

Hi Isabella! How are you feeling today?

Isabella Midnight said...

I would like to tell you something, Ann. But it is very private. Only Kallista and Dragona knows.

Ann Marie said...

I can't use chat right now. You can email me if you have a safe email, though. haleth@gmail.com

Octa said...

I'm quite good Ann.

Isabella Midnight said...

It's okay. You will find out when everyone else finds out. ;-)


Only trouble is. It is down to me to decide when that is.


*whispers* I don't know when.

Ann Marie said...

Oops. I just agreed to play dollies again tomorrow, _and_ watch My Little Pony with them. It's the new powerpuff ponies, I don't really like them. :-P

Ann Marie said...

*hugs Isabella* I hope it's good news!

Octa said...

Ah. Well I know nothing really about My Little Pony. So I couldn't judge :P

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Back. Writing Fanfic.
Hi hi!

Octa, Jester decided that she wanted to pilot giant robots instead of be in a fantasy novel.

Octa said...

@Niall

Is that good? No Jester?

*puzzles over the matter*

Ann Marie said...

Hi Niall! I don't think I've seen you post fic before, have you?

Isabella Midnight said...

Sorry but I can't actually judge if it is good or bad news

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

@Octa Jester still exists, she just pilots robots instead of casting spells.
My novel didn't want to be fantasy, and I don't know why.

@Ann I do write fanfic, I just haven't posted in ages. (Exams)

Octa said...

Ah I see. Well have fun with it!

I've written about a third of my next part to my fanfic.

I've got stuck. So I'm going to have breakfast. See if that helps at all.

brb

Isabella Midnight said...

I have to eat crackers and lime soda. 'Kal said I should. I really hate them.

Ann Marie said...

LOL Isabella. Still queasy? Ginger is good for that. Do you have ginger ale?

Ann Marie said...

Niall, did you get to read mine? .."get to", like it's some big treat. LOL Manage to? What is a good word to use here?

Isabella Midnight said...

Crackers and lime soda is supposed to calm my morning sickness.


To be honest, I'd rather be sick. The food is nasty!

Isabella Midnight said...

I'm not even aloud cheese on the crackers. :-(

Ann Marie said...

OK. I'm going to disagree with that advice. Ginger ale, or anything with ginger in it - but not too much! And protein. Small amounts, but as frequently as you can manage. Don't let your stomach get empty. Just always have a few nuts or some cheese or something with some protein in it nearby to snack on before you start feeling really sick.

Or at least that worked for me, better than pretty much anything else.

Is that a confession of your news?

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Dear iPod broswer,
Go frakking die, you frakking frakker. Hurry the frak up and stop frakking logging me out of things.

Dear Ann Marie,
It WAS AWESOME. In ALL CAPS. It was really, really good.

Dear Isabella,
Eat toast. Toast helps too. Also gingerale.

Dear Cheerios,
I'm coming for you.

Isabella Midnight said...

What do you think my news is?

I won't confess anything but I think I was stupid to say what I last said.

Ann Marie said...

:-D Frak! BSG fan? Please say yes.

And thank you!

Ann Marie said...

I think you're pregnant. I also think you're something like 15? So I hope you're not, unless your parents are really fantastic about it.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

@Isabella: Is it good news or bad news?

@Ann: I dabble in most forms of nerdiness.

Isabella Midnight said...

I'm 17 coming 18 in Decemeber

Ann Marie said...

@Niall: That's why you're cool.

Ann Marie said...

You are not going to confirm or deny, then?

Isabella Midnight said...

I shall not confirm ANYTHING or deny ANYTHING.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Could you at least say whether th news is good or bad?

I'm kind of worrying...

Jasmine Lovelace said...

oh! wht happend bell?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

has it got something to do with CHICKENS???

Ann Marie said...

Can you email me, Isabella? I want to know you're ok.

Isabella Midnight said...

Okay.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

did u run over a hobo again???

Ann Marie said...

*very odd look pointed at Jasmine*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*sigh* my comps to slow.... how about

http://xat.com/web_gear/chat/go_large.php?id=146341296

copy the link..it eiser to chat there =)

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Please just say whether it's good or bad.
You don't have to reveal anything beyond that, I just want to see if you're okay...

Ann Marie said...

I can't use xat on this computer. Somebody's using the other one.

Isabella Midnight said...

I'm okay Niall.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Thank you.
I'll let you leave it at that if you want.

Isabella Midnight said...

Sent you an email Ann.

Ann Marie said...

Replied.

Isabella Midnight said...

Hows life everyone!!!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

HI GUYS!

Isabella Midnight said...

Hey Butterflies!!!!!!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

How are you? sorry for my sudden disappearance just now -- I had to go for piano lesson with no time to say goodbye. DAMN.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Welcome back, BB!

Blood Butterflies said...

Hi Niall! Hi NJ!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Niall,
Hey Butterflies,
Hey Isabella.

:)

Niamhy Jay said...

How are you all this Gloomy Afternoon??

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Hey NJ!

Blood Butterflies said...

It's night over here... but nevermind. I just finished my dinna :)

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I'm fine, thanks.
I'm going to get breakfast/lunch now, though

Ann Marie said...

Hi Tessa!

It's coming up on dawn here. Nice time to be awake if I wasn't losing sleep. :-P

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Niamhy Jay said...

LoL Tessa

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Isabella Midnight said...

LOL TESSA!!!!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!....dammit, is it there yet?

Isabella Midnight said...

I got it!!!!!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

ISABELLA YOU GOT FIRST

Blood Butterflies said...

Yay got it...or more like Isabella got it.... BUT I STILL CLAIM THIS PAGE FOR CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES!

Isabella Midnight said...

I claim this page to Ann Marie and Kallista.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Well Done

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

How about claiming the page for chocolate chip cookies?

Blood Butterflies said...

*downs a cup of coffee*

*bounces off the walls*

Niamhy Jay said...

Good Idea Niall

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Never mind. Claiming it for Kal and Ann seems cool.

Blood Butterflies said...

you know, funny thing is, my computer doesn't load unless I'm around.


COMPUTER DO YOU HAVE A MIND OF YOUR OWN?!!?!?!?! *stares at computer with horror*

Niamhy Jay said...

I think it would Kewl if it was Claimed for Both

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Say to your computer:
"This statement is a lie."
if it has a mind, it'll blow up.
...
I saw it on Star Trek.

Ann Marie said...

Aw! Sweet, Bell!

I think the dedicatees should be fed chocolate and cookies. And chocolate cookies. And chocolate with little bits of chocolate cookie in it... and chocolate syrup.

Niamhy Jay said...

Good idea Ann

Niamhy Jay said...

*does the Jelly Tot Dance*

Ann Marie said...

*awaits chocolate*

Niamhy Jay said...

Umm... Where is Isabella??

Blood Butterflies said...

shall disappear awhile now...

Niamhy Jay said...

Aww Bye Tessa

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Bye!
*Feeds Ann cookies*

Isabella Midnight said...

I'm here!!!!!!!

Ann Marie said...

OMG yay cookies! *is forever grateful to Niall*

Blood Butterflies said...

oh wait hi ann and bye everyone! gotta do some research.

lego said...

hi everyone!

Ann Marie said...

Oh, no, I am not up late enough for the east coast to be up already. Lego, you have to go to bed.

Bye Tessa!

lego said...

*wishes she had gotten there earlier for cookies*

lego said...

*goes to sleep on computer keyboard*hu,,,,udfhuuuudhs8lop;.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Hey Legolas!

lego said...

salutations!

Blood Butterflies said...

I'm still here, but invisible. >:P

Ann Marie said...

My cookies! Mine!

Hey, your pillow is calling you. I think you better go keep it warm.

lego said...

butterflies, can I get some cookies? *begs with puppy eyes*

Blood Butterflies said...

*sighs*

*gives Ann more cookies*

Ann I NEED YOUR FAN FIC. GIMME GIMME GIMME.

Blood Butterflies said...

*gives legolas some cookies and orders her to go to bed after eating them*

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