Ooooh, I haven’t blogged in AGES….!
So, what’s been happening in my crazy, crazy life? Well, on the writer side of things, I’ve been doing a few events, including being a guest at the Prize day for Ardgillan College- a school pretty close to where I live- and Drogheda Grammar School- the school I went to.
Ardgillan was fun, with everyone ready to laugh at the nonsense spewing out of my mouth when I got up to make my speech. Which was nice of them.
Going back to the DGS, the school I’d attended from age 12 to 18, was a blast. Most of my teachers are still there, which is endlessly amusing. They pretty much look the same as they did 18 years ago. Wow. 18 years. That’s a VERY long time. I feel so, so old…
But I had a laugh, which is the main thing, and being invited back to make the speech at Prize Day was lovely. For years after school I always felt like a failure, because I was working on the family farm, writing in my spare time, but having nothing to show for it. Most of my classmates had gone on to college or apprenticeships or proper jobs, and there was I, working for my dad, growing more and more miserable.
The good thing about working for my dad, though, was that he understood my need to be a writer, and he tended to be amused instead of annoyed when he’d realize my mind was far, far away at any given moment. I daydreamed a LOT when I was on the farm- that’s how I wrote- and I’m lucky that he understood that.
That notion of being a failure diminished somewhat when I got two movies made, and then vanished entirely when I wrote Skulduggery. No longer did I have the urge to prove myself to old friends or teachers. It was like a massive weight was lifted from my shoulders, like something petty and nasty and selfish suddenly vanished from my mind. I still show off- oh dear GOD how I show off- but now I do it to amuse myself, not to brag or boast or to demonstrate that I've made it. Now I show off in order to watch the reaction on other people’s faces- which is FUN.
On Saturday I was at the Wicklow Arts Festival, an event that went very well, and I met so many cool people in the signing queue afterwards. Bradley gave me a book he’d published himself, there was an AWESOME Skulduggery-girl and Little-Valkyrie in costume, and two hilariously awesome girls came along in Skulduggery T-shirts they’d made themselves. We went WAY over our allotted time for signing but it was so worth it.
Event-wise, I have nothing on until Edinburgh in August, and then the Ireland/UK/Germany dates in September/October. Which means I have time to write! Yay!
My editor and agent should be getting back to me with notes on the second draft of Death Bringer in the next week or two, and I should be getting Laura’s notes any day now, so hopefully the next draft will be the last.
Once it’s finished, though, I still have work to do. There are a few Skulduggery-related things I need to take care of, and I’d really like to start a brand new, non-Skulduggery book- but then I’ve been saying that for YEARS and I still haven’t had enough time. Oh well- maybe THIS year…
4,464 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 4001 – 4200 of 4464 Newer› Newest»I think Kallista left for good.
*summons Kallista with magical powers*
Now maybe she'll come back.
hasn't come yet... *frowns at computer*
and i'm not tired.
just...
cats.
im a cat so im using a yawn as a sigh.
and it was sent...
IT CAME!
really? sssss? that's what you name it, nicole?
YAY
yes. sssss
*turns into blue snake*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
love the infinity signs near the chapter headings... I'll read it later, okay? Right now I'm on this blog - DEREK WHY DON'T YOU POST MORE???? - and studying for literature final tomorrow.
i know.
And the golden god is SLOW.
DO YOU HEAR ME, DEREK LANDY???!!! YOU ARE SLOW!!!
Brilliant, but slow.
and you don't pay much attention to your minions.
No. He loves us. *bows to Derek.* We know you love us, Derek.
*turns to Nicole.* He has a life. Unlike some of us. (coughcoughME)
he loves us.
but he has a life.
which is why he doesn't pay attentions to us minions with no lives.
*coughcoughME*
*turns to Derek*
Hi.
*curtsies*
*fails*
*bows*
*fails*
sigh.
*waves*
Do you wave like a princess? With the fingers closed? Or like a normal person? Open fingers and floppy wrist?
normal person.
though I'm far from normal
aren't we all. :)
HAVE TO LEAVE!! BYE NICOLE!
Aww bye elizabeth! see ya tomorrow!
*blinks*
*flicks tail*
*sighs*
*curls up*
*waits for someone*
HAHA MY PICTURE WORKS!!!!
*laughs like a maniac*
*chases tail*
deep breath.
*grabs icecream sandwich bar*
Omnomnom
*calms down*
*glances around*
I guess this site is deserted.
*sighs*
Bye all. or no one. or whoever.
Well, before i go I want to repost what I previously posted about no one.
...
Objections?
No? Good. Here it is:
Is no one here? Well, I have to go...
Ok, bye no one...
Though no one isn't exactly animate. I occasionally talk to inanimate objects. Well, my mom does. Usually. As much as I berate her, I feel slightly hypocritical, cause here I am talking to no one. No one isn't a person or even a thing. It's kinda just there. All the time. Like a stalker. But somehow No one doesn't like company. No one is shy. It likes to be left alone. But it gets lonely, cause the person never acknowledges no one. Which is why no one is usually sullen and resentful. The only way to get rid of no one is to bring some one.
I'm rambling, aren't I? Well, No one does like people to talk to it. Cause no one isn't usually talked to. Except by schizophrenics.
I'm NOT schizophrenic.
Just bored.
BYE NO ONE!!! HAVE FUN WHILE I'M GONE!!!
Or don't.
It's up to you.
'Night!
Hi Guys! Damn, the blog posts are about to be up.
Wonders if Kallista is online
Hi Kallista! So your parents let you blog again?
* I can't stay for long. I'm at piano.*
hehe, secretly using my teacher's computer.
Argh. I'm going overseas tomorrow, so I can't blog for three days. then I have a school trip, so... gone for four days :(
aw, why don't they let you blog?
comment number: 4550?
yay! comment number: 4551 :)
why? you're a nice person. haha you should see my post to let you come back onto the blog XD so argumentative
4554 :)
you got 4555 :) that's a good number too :)
its about 11.50 am over here XD
*wonders aloud*
...where's ann?
*presents Kaliista with... MALT COOKIES! :)
*downs a cup of coffee*
I'll follow the tiny clues you leave on your blog derek...
...I SHALL TEAR UP THE WHOLE OF IRELAND LOOKING FOR YOU!
watch out... I'm coming.... *in a few years' time.*
*gives a creepy li'l smile*
I saw the plea, so....
here's an excerpt from a story I'm writing:
Backing to the edge like a frightened rat, a maniac fire lit in Butterflies' eyes. The steel knife that pierced her hand was of little matter. The man she was tasked to kill stared in horror and wonder that he had actually managed to injure his assailant. He was not a very good fighter.
Butterflies glanced at the blade in her hand, then without moving her head, looked back at the man, and a small smile broke out on her face.'
"Oh, hell," the man cursed.
...
Is it very Derek Landy-ish?
yay! :)
...
which one?
hey everyone
Hi Raven!
comments on the short excerpt above, please?
kk Kallista :)
i like it, its good
is it very derek landy-ish?
yea
xp i knew it. i do copy his style. dammit.
all that means is that we honor him so much we write like him, thats all
Derek! hear that?! I'm so inspired by you I even accidentally copy your style! ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH.
Hey I gtg. TEll Kallista I'm sorry for not catching her. BYE ALLL!!!!!!
ok, bye
Hello?
hi
whats up?
go on this if u can
http://xat.com/web_gear/chat/go_large.php?id=146341296
i dont think i can, sorry. my computer is lagging like crazy, i dont think i can have more than 2 windows open
i dont think i've met u before
*puts hand out 4 handshake*
nice 2 meet u
u can call me Scarlet
nice to meet you, scarlet. Call me Raven. I just started monday. *shakes hand*
well...
Welcome to Blogland
A friendly place 4 friendly people
U can make new friends here
may i ask 4 your age?
im 15, thx for the welcome
oh
well im 13
u can be my 15yr old BUDDY
id be happy to be your buddy
hav u met my other friends like Kallista and Skyril or Thalia and other people
not yet
sorry
the internet stopped working 4 a bit
Raven?
Any1 on
Hey! Anyone around?
JAFFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*leaps at jaffa and smashes her to the ground in a hug*
I MISSED U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Scarlet! You still there?
yep!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First!!!!!!!!!!
i DEDICATE this to all my blogger friends!
(if u r reading this, this means U!)
(and that means u have been dedicated)
YAY!!!!!!!!
who eva comes on please go to this link
http://xat.com/web_gear/chat/go_large.php?id=146341296
Yay, I've been dedicated :D
Hey Derek,
Can you please please please read my book as I've asked multiple times before. It doesn't get good until Chapter 5, I mean the writing.
You can give me criticism, I like criticism.
It would mean SO much to me if you did.
Thanks,
Gdepard Valk.
Oh yeah guys, first ever part of my first ever fan fic is up at http://gepardskulfanfic.blogspot.com/
Hi Kal! Here's the link for ya:
www.orbygood.blogspot.com
for those of you interested, please comment! It's not my story, but then again, I'm a mouthpiece for my older bro.
Hiya persons :-)
Sorry have to go get ready for Drama :-( Byeee
hey scarlet, sorry i left, my internet crashed
any1?
hey derek, when will book 7 be coming out? do you know? do you know if it will keep the september date or go back to april?
ooh, Hello Night.raven! I don't beleive we've met yet!
*offers cookies*
hi, nice to meet you. *takes cookie*
whats up?
nothing really (sorry for very slow response, I am slightly distracted...)
Hi kal!
they're fightin on the chat=$
Hi.... Yawn guess i should be doin homework. *sigh*
Anyway can't for book to come out. Probs be at end of august like last year... happy days. just been watchin friends. lol hilarious
Hi Vita!
Hi Sabhbh!
Hey Taia!
god, was getting onely here, and annoying there!
I know, sorry I started all that...
No it's not yer fault at all! and you and marie (MARIE) seem to be good friends, will i tell her your on here?=)
Sure, you can tell her. But I did start all that...
right I'm goin to get mr l's atention by doin this
DO YOU REMEMEBER ME
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
i'M THE
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
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VERY
VERY
*DEEP BREATH*
PRETTY GIRL
(WHO DOESNT KNOW WHEN TO STOP)
WITH THE
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
BRIGHT STRIPY SOKS
WITH
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
VERY
SMALL FRIENDS(COMPARED TO ME)
WE MET AT BLUE WATER.
OH YOU MAY CONSIDER ME ANOYING
JUST SLIGHTLY
JUST A TAD
JUST AN IKLE BIT...
OH AND I LIKE... WAIT FOR IT..... I LIKE..... FOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO MY NAMES VITA
gotta go dinner!
oh, I have to go!! Bye!!
Hi
NOOO!
right im goin a school trip tomorrow *sarcastic YAY* guess i should be gettin ready. sandwhichs and all that funnily enouth sandwitch is the name of the place im goin to. lol sigh... OOOOOOOOOOOOH 12 DAYS TILL MY B-DAY YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OK really anoying bird right out out the window goin coooooo coooo coo or somthing like that. Its scaring my pressssssssiousssssssss....... gerbils.
well atually there asleep but i'm sure there having nightmares or this just be anouther way of saying the birds are anoying(not all birds i saw 2 kukooos the other day my dad has never seen 1 before) hee hee
Like this? Pleasies?
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=207964009238869&set=o.121140934578550&type=1&theater
Hi everyone! Cluainn? MaryEllenElizabeth?
I don't think we've met...
*shakes hand*
*offers blueberry muffins*
want one?
Nicole.. xat/com/aquilafelis
:)
Country?
? que?
:)
If you mean what country I'm in its the USA
yes country
cooool tons form there!
SADHBH???
*presses f5 key repeatedly*
I'm here!
oh there you are.
*gives muffin*
*takes muffin* thanks! guinea-pig? NOT to eat!!! *offers guinea-pig*
*takes guinea pig*
*pets it*
It's name shall be... Figgy.
I dont know why.
Just because.
gotta go! thanks, and here guinea pig NOt to eat!1
Aw bye...
*waits patiently*
Hi!
*gives a muffin*
HEYA PERSONS
Hi Isabella!
*pauses*
out of muffins. darn it.
*gives kitten*
(NOT TO EAT)
OOH KITTEN *sighs* Fine I will not eat it :-(
I'm glad...
awww... I have to go...
*cries*
science homework.
*shakes fist*
ARG
:P
And I have a "quest" tomorrow...
(quiz/test)
ick.
byeeeee
Bye I have to go I promise I won't eat kitten! BYEEE
Hi guys! :D
DEREK HAS POSTED AGAIN!
Ayesha? What do you mean?
gtg...
Hello all! How are you people?
Ayesha? To repeat what Nicole has said - what do you mean?
No, Derek, you have NOT posted in a while, and YES, I have missed you. And yes, it's fan-bloody-tastic that you can write again. And YES, I am, infact, threatening a violent death if you don't come to south Australia soon. Not YOUR death, of course...
Hellllloooo, poeple
Hey JB Hi Fi ..! Im Hazel
Oh, Hi Nicole...Have we met?
Oh hi ...rubescent sunshine!!!
Ooops, my bad, i guess i didnt check the times people commeted at....
Im allloooonnnneeeeeee
Hi whoever reads this...!!!
Why is that dog sitting on that cats head?
Thats erm ... Random. Lovely pic Mr.Landy.
THERE it is! I've been trying for weeks to get my comments to display the link to my profile. I had to comment as "anonymous," for like ever. Now, Derek, about this post. I love it. I know just how you feel. I was supposed to go to college last year, and I didn't, and all the kids my age did, and I couldn't even work a job for more than a week, and I felt surrounded by starry-eyed Type A overachievers. But failure is in the eye of the beholder, and success is jumping from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm, and well, I could quote a school of other inspirational quotes about failure and stuff, but I won't. =)
Derek Landy! Most awesome writer to live and breathe. Skulduggery is a genius and Valkyrie is extremely cool.
Say, I'm an amateur writer and I have a story. More like an excerpt from a story, but still.
Check this out.
7:14 p.m.
Two nondescript men left their houses in the seclusion of the country side. They were dressed in grey. They walked with no emotion to the private jet that awaited them at a private airstrip. In five minutes, the jet took off.
10:00 a.m.
The man sat his desk, absorbed in his work. He worked quickly, knowing he had little time to carry out his mission. His mission was one of great importance, and he could not fail. The man pored over notes and files, eyes narrowing every time he crossed an important detail. He didn’t notice the intruders before it was too late. They shot him. He was murdered.
11:50 a.m.
Orion woke in his bed. It was as usual, another late morning. He yawned, and got up, setting up to make his morning coffee. The caffeine kept him awake, so if his mind even tried remotely to fall asleep, his body could at least put up a decent fight. After coffee, he crossed to a bedside table.
Orion opened the drawer and grinned. His nourishment for the next few days awaited him. It was a syringe gun. It was filled with blood.
I remember.
These were happy times.
And so we find.
Boop.
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