Saturday, May 14, 2011

Cats and Dogs

Because, sometimes, dogs just want to sit on cats.


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Ayesha said...

sorry my eyes arnt working and im on hotmail at the same time !!!!!!!! hiiiiii vals!!!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

hi Morgana

we havent met before

*shakes her hand with a glove*

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

*sneezes*

Ayesha said...

i got first ok i dedicate this page to all minions of blogland!!!!!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

hi Ayesha

its been a while

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

that includes ME!!!!!!!!!!!

*coughs*

Ayesha said...

hiii morgana!! i dont think we've met!

yes it has vals! *hugs* i hope you get better soon

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

thanx

*coughs*

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

i think morgana left

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

i'm watching

Fantastic 4

Ayesha said...

oh that movie is well gud!^^

hudson said...

Why? Has all that monotonous typing gotten to ou and made your brain backfire?

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

we shall talk about CARS!!!

since your soooo obsessed with them

Ayesha said...

CARS! what is your fav car? you can already tell what mine is *points to profile pic*

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

my favorites r

Aston Martin
Audi r8
Ferrari California
Lamborghini elemento sesto

Ayesha said...

I LOVE AUDIR8 ASWELL *high five*

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

i hav kno idea wat your car is though

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

*high five*

Ayesha said...

mine is a bugatti veyron the fastest legal road car in the world!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

WOW!!!!!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

holy *beep*

MAD CAR!!!!!!!

Ayesha said...

yes but is also very expensive costing waaaaayyy more than 1 million pounds!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

*sneezes*

Ayesha said...

*gives val a tissue*

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

holy S.ugar H.oney I.ce T.ea

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

thanx

Ayesha said...

LOL!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

do u like the Aston Martin

thats a really cool car 2

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

do u watch

Top Gear

Ayesha said...

yes the aston martin is cool!!!!

Ayesha said...

i LOVE top gear!!!!!!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

SAME!!!!!!!!!

Ayesha said...

i like richard hammond he's funny!!!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

i kno


do u like the ferrari f430 scuderia

Ayesha said...

yeh its a cool car! but for some reason im not a big fan of ferraris!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

ok

wat about

lamborghini reventon

Ayesha said...

OMG that is such a beautiful car!!!!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

I KNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

*starts drooling*

i cant wait till i start driving

Ayesha said...

ME NEITHER!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

ok

wat about the

Camaro zl1

Ayesha said...

not my type.

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

ok

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

Mustang Gtr

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

Skyline Gtr

Ayesha said...

i gtg now byeeee*hugs vals*

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

ok bye Ayesha

nice talkin 2 u about cars

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

i am sooooo
bored

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

Mr Landy

may i ask u a question

What is your favorite car?
(except 4 the bentley)

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

Dear Derek

Did u kno your books SHOULDN'T be in the Fiction section.

Your books should be in the Non-Fiction section!!!

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

another question

What day is Valkyrie's birthday?
Is it the 24th of August?

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

I'm SERIOUS DEREK

Your books should be in the Non-fiction section

people just dont kno magic exists

Valkyrie's-sidekick (Scarlet Creed) said...

but i kno it does

Thalia said...

*sneaks in*

*waits for someone to come on*

Thalia said...

*decides that no one's on*

*walk off*

Ayesha said...

IM BACK!!!

Ayesha said...

hello??

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Anonymous said...

HELLooooooooo?

Anonymous said...

Thats funny,

Anonymous said...

ok, so dragona's back,so were is everyone else??

Anonymous said...

ok and unknown person 2 HELLOOOO there

Bethany said...

That dog pwns n0obs. Kinda like Hank Green's guitar.

Anonymous said...

ok bye then

Krane Farlin said...

DOGS RULE

Jaffa Morbid said...

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. BEST PICTURE EVER! (I'm easily amused :P)

kaladevi said...

That's...ummmm...Oh I need a word.Different?

Anonymous said...

'Dude, she just called you a Fletcher!' 'Hell no, hold my hairgel!'

'Man, he just called you a Skulduggery!' 'Hell no, hold my ego!'

LOVE FAN FIC!

Ayesha said...

HI china! LOL!

Anonymous said...

ik r

Anonymous said...

"
DUDE!He just called you a Ghastly!
" Hell no, hold ma scars!"
































EPIC FAIL
12 ppl like this

Taia (my main story character) said...

That's... nice Derek...
... I do feel kind of sorry for the cat though...
I mean, did it just let the dog sit there or was there some sort of arguement or something...?

Give me answers!!!
...
Pretty please...?
With a cherry on top...?
...
Fine, be like that...

P.S. - Derek, I'm going to be an author, even better than you, and if you steal my tag line,
you are SO dead, got it?
There is absoloutely no way I am telling you what it is, no matter what...

well... I might...
maybe...
if you're nice...

Taia (my main story character) said...

... do ya think i wrote too much...?

Ayesha said...

where are you getting these jokes from or are you making them up?

Ayesha said...

i gtg now byeeee everyone!!!!!!!!

Taia (don't dis wot I say) said...

bye...

Anonymous said...

Ayesha, even though u prob left, I got them offa fan fic!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6743621/11/SkulBook#
go to the begining

Anonymous said...

i am prtty chuffed, i made up the last one

Taia (don't dis wot I say) said...
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Anonymous said...

I don't know if I should find that cute or disturbing...

Daniel Baines said...

That is evil...




And brilliant.

Isabella Midnight said...

Hey!

Kallista Pendragon- The Beautiful Goddess Queen said...

Hey everyone! Just popping in to say hi. Can't stay long. WIll be back later though!
:D
BYE!!!!

Everisse Eterna said...

Oi! Kal! New fanfic! NEW CRACK!

Isabella Midnight said...

Hii!

Lilith Nightshade... said...

*walks in wearing ripped and muddy black wedding dress*

*comes to middle of room*

*is ripping paper into tiny pieces and muttering*

it's too cold... too cold...

*turns around and walks out of blogland*

Everisse Eterna said...

No! Lilith, come back!

Isabella Midnight said...

Why are you wearing a wedding dress Gepard isn't on yet

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

amelie cain said...

is anyone on i highly doubt it but you know

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Amelie!

Vanaerah Dire said...

This is a first time for me ever on this Blog and I see a Cat being squished by a Dog... so this place has gotta be mega! :)

Vanaerah Dire said...

Wo, I can see my post. This is so random. I'd just like to say that I love your book, Mr. Landy and I wish the series will never end. Yeah, you probs hear people say this everyday but ofcourse, I HAD to say something.
Or that would be rude.

Rachel said...

*exasperated sigh*

Rachel said...

*mumbles*
damn annoying things...names >:(

Ebony Orvil said...

Firstly, yes I haven't commented in like a year but hey, I'm bored. Can't wait for doctor who (series six has had me crying my eyes out, speechless in shock and sighing with relief so far) and the eurovision. Go Jedward!! The cover for the new book is awesome!!

Ayesha said...

hiiiii everyone!!!

Thalia said...

*sneaks in again*

Anyone on?

Thalia said...

*shrugs*

*strolls off*

Skullduggerypeep said...

ha ha lol thts funny (im watching the eurovison song contest GO JEDWARD)

sallytracey said...

Anybody on?

sallytracey said...

Sooo.... Does anyone else think that Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright will be the best crossover game in history?
...
Oh, that's right. Nobody's online. *sigh*

m0nkeyb00ts said...

I am watching Eurovision, Greece are currently singing as I write this, and I decided to check the blog, saw this picture, and I LOL'd so impossibly loudly. I've drawn the attention of everyone in the room onto me... awkward...
~Laura~

NJ said...

Hello??

Ayesha said...

hii NJ!

ALMOIZ said...

Yesssssss! Preordered Death Bringer from Amazon. Woohoo!

Rachel said...

OH..MY..GOD!!!

Where the HELL those Moldovy folks get those HATS!?

I WANT ONE!!!

Who concurs?

Klin Seering said...

LOL

Nicole said...

Just absolutely hilarious. Period. I am a cat and dog lover; my cat hates bigger dogs and terrorizes the little ones. (not joking, my neighbor who has a tiny dog had ask us to bring him inside while he walked the dog.) This is my first post, like, ever, so I'd like to say to Derek Landy that I LOVE your humor and I stayed up till 11 pm reading the second book last night and laughed the whole time. Now I'm exhausted. Curse you and your amazing books.
Can't wait to read the third and whatever other books there are when they come out in the USA!!!
~A now devoted fan who is swearing profusely cause she now owes her friend who introduced her to the books big time.

Klin Seering said...

Hello, Nicole.

NJ said...

Anyone on??

NJ said...

*Starts Dancing*

NJ said...

*Danders out of Blogland*

Ayesha said...

HI NJ come to the chat we are all there!! do you know the link or shall i giv it to u??

Ayesha said...

NJ are you there??

Ayesha said...

hello?

Ayesha said...

*sings* all by my self.... dont wanna be all by my self!!

Nicole said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Ayesha said...

hmm i wonder if i could get to a new page it would be a challenge but i could do it!!

Ayesha said...

YAAY hii nicole *hugs her* ill here a paragraph!!!

Nicole said...

I'm on! I deleted the previous post cause i messed up...
anyway, if the Golden God is wasting time by reading how his minions are wasting time, I'm letting you know that my friend is stalking your blog. She's just like that. She recommended the skulduggery books to me, though, and lent me the first one. We both are writeres. I'm trying to write a book. Only have 2 chapters, but I'm trying (kinda pitiful, cause I happen to like starting and it's hard to stick to one story so I have like sixty ideas). Anyone want to read a paragraph excerpt?
btw, my posts are usually long.

Ayesha said...

TANITH!

Ayesha said...

SKULLDUGGERY PLEASANT!

Ayesha said...

i wanna read it nicole!!

Nicole said...

The book is called Dawn Suncatcher. She is going to be 18... This is a paragraph from the prologue as she says how she is an orphan. I'm very proud of the prologue cause its some of my very best writing...
:
When I was old enough to understand it; old enough to find myself in the predicament of orphancy, I believed. I was not naŃ—ve, merely young. Too young to search beneath the barrier of the alibi, and soon it had been driven into me so many times that it was the simple and unsophisticated truth. There was no need to question its validity, I saw the mine myself many times. And yet... I wondered. I created in my minds eye nonsensical fantasies, in which I had parents and a sibling, a home, a life. Over and over I would be shaken out of my dreamy reverie by the sharp bite of reality, the fact that I was an orphan and always would be. There was no sense in believing something that would never be true.

That is the third paragraph... I have that and ch. 1, and working on chapter 2!!!

Nicole said...

Her parents died in a mine accident... but they didn't really die. There's going to be different realms and a personal quest that spirals into saving the world... you know, the usual.

Ayesha said...

OMG that is really good!!

Nicole said...

Thanks! I normally don't write like that, but it kinda wrote itself!

Ayesha said...

LOL wow u r talented!

Ayesha said...

i gtg now byeee everyone!!

Nicole said...

BYE!
and thanks! I just need someone hovering over me telling me to write or else I just spend my time hanging around blogs or computer games :P
but I'm trying. My favorite books (sorry, Golden god, but really my fav books of all time but yours definitely comes second) are Eragon, Eldest, and Brisingr!!! Kinda random, I know, but whatev.

Nicole said...

Anyone else on?

NJ said...

What's the link??

Nicole said...

what link?

Nicole said...

Is no one here? Well, I have to go...
Ok, bye no one...
Though no one isn't exactly animate. I occasionally talk to inanimate objects. Well, my mom does. Usually. As much as I berate her, I feel slightly hypocritical, cause here I am talking to no one. No one isn't a person or even a thing. It's kinda just there. All the time. Like a stalker. But somehow No one doesn't like company. No one is shy. It likes to be left alone. But it gets lonely, cause the person never acknowledges no one. Which is why no one is usually sullen and resentful. The only way to get rid of no one is to bring some one.
I'm rambling, aren't I? Well, No one does like people to talk to it. Cause no one isn't usually talked to. Except by schizophrenics.
I'm NOT schizophrenic.
Just bored.
I'll stick around to amuse no one a bit longer...

NJ said...

i'm here

Nicole said...

ok. See, no one just ran away. YOU are here. YOU is a somebody. I am a somebody, but no body tends to follow me around when I go to my room and read.
That's why I'm so well acquainted with no body.
Anyway, you had been talking about a link. What link are you referring to?
Cause I have no clue what you are talking-er, posting, about.

NJ said...

chat room

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

Hi all!!!¡¡¡!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

Hi NJ

What link?

And does the chat room require flash?

Because I don't have flash

Nicole said...

Hi! Love your name! Now I REALLY have to go.
But don't be sad. I'll be back. Sometime. Someday. Somewhere. And I'll ramble on and on and hopefully bring a smile to your face. And maybe make you laugh, but I doubt it.
And anyone reading this post, look back and see my amazing works which I am boasting about very modestly.
Very. Modestly.
Seriously.
Anyway, Golden God if you're reading, goodbye for today from a loyal minion.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

Hi-Bye Nicole!!!¡¡¡!!!

Taia said...

errmm...
hi...
... is anyone like, on, coz ppl say i'm kinda weird when I talk to myself...
not that this is really talking but, you get the hint... whoever you is...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

Hi Taia!!!¡¡¡!!!

NJ said...

hello Pryo nice to meet you *shakes hand*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

Nice to meet you too NJ!!!¡¡¡!!!

Aquila Felis said...

*pokes NJ*

Hi everyone else!
^^

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

Hi Aquila!!!¡¡¡!!!

NJ said...

*pokes Aquila back*

Taia said...

hi, nice to meet you too Pyro-Dawn
And you NJ, hi

Aquila Felis said...

*is about to fall asleep*

Aquila Felis said...

*changes to cat and curls up*

Aquila Felis said...

*hopes no dog will sit on her*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

Why Aquila?

NJ said...

Hi Taia *shakes hand*

*throws water over Aquila*

Stay Awake!!

Aquila Felis said...

*meows*
*changes back to human... soked*
Great... *mumbles*


^^

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

Creates a flame that dries Aquila

Aquila Felis said...

Thanks Pyro!

Mar-Chu said...

http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/05/labyrinth-sp-fanfiction-prologue.html

VIOLA! I HAVE WRITTEN AND EDITED THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF WRITING!

LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NJ said...

Soz *dries Aquila*

Taia said...

*lolz*

reading skul book 3 as i speak...
well, type...
it's the same thing, sort of...

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Mar!
*looks*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

Hi Mar!!!¡¡¡!!!

Mar-Chu said...

...Anybody else really paranoid today? Hmmmm?

NJ said...

hello Mar

Mar-Chu said...

*jumps up as hears someone talking*

WHO IS IT?!?! WHO'S THERE?!?! I DIDN'T TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!

Taia said...

hi i always post things too late
i just spend too much time thinking what to write...
oh and Hi Mar!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

Where have you gotten to in book 3 Tiai?


Btw

Who here has watched the newest Doctor Who episode?

Mar-Chu said...

*jumps back from NJ, swinging a stick around*

GET BACK LITTLE AIR PIRANHAS!

NJ said...

@pryo i did it was weird!!

Taia said...

oh I only got it today.. I'm only on like page nine or somethin...
I actually got books 4 and 5 today aswell, just coz it was '3 for 2' in the shop...

Mar-Chu said...

*jumps on Pyros back, screaming a jumbled mess*

I WATCHED FIVE DOCTOR WHO EPISODES TODAAAAAAAAAAY THEY MAD ME REALLY PARANOID HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*jumps off*

*swings stick around*

Which episode?! Which one?!

Taia said...

oh and i saw the doctor who aswell...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

'tWas awesome. Absolutely awesome.

Aquila Felis said...

Carrot!
*points at Mar*

Mar-Chu said...

*screams*

STAY OUT OF THE SHADOWS!

Mar-Chu said...

WHICH EPISODE?!?!?!? WHICH ONE?!?!?

(Errr...theres a new one here showing at Nine...like in....two and a half hours)

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

The Doctor's Wife is the title of the episode Mar

Taia said...

No, i'll go in the shadows when ever i want!
*screams*
oops, I'm dead...

Mar-Chu said...

WA HA!

*high fives*

*munches on 'carrot'*

*hestitently takes a step back*

*checks to see is Aquila has two shadows*

*sighs when sees one*

NJ said...

Since when have i been a piranha??

i thot i was a dark angel!!

*looks around confused flaps wings*

well those are real

Taia said...

see again, i posted too late!! why does this happen to me?
WHY?

Taia said...

and again... useless...

Aquila Felis said...

*looks at her shadow*
Huh? Why should I have two of them?
*second lamp goes on*
*has two shadows*

Taia said...

wait, no no i didnt!
YAY!
on time post!

NJ said...

dno taia!!

Mar-Chu said...

*stares at Pyro*

...w...wife? Was it Professor Song?

*steps back*

*trips over weird little garden gnome*

*frantic screams*

ITS THE ANGELS! OMG OMG OMG! THEY'RE GONNA KILL US ALL!

NJ said...

??

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

I have no shadows Mar, and anything like those horrid dust particles are incinerated as soon as they get too close

Mar-Chu said...

*screams*

AQUILAS LOST!

NOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*sobs*

Its...the SHADOW THINGIES!

Mar-Chu said...

*twitches as looks at Pyro*

are you s-suuuuure...? a-aaaaare yoooou?

NJ said...

*starts flying around blogland*

Aquila Felis said...

*stares at Mar in confusement*

Taia said...

I didnt get why that episode was called
'The DOctors Wife' It wasnt his wife, it was the tardis... kind of wierd really...

P.S. I bet i posted this later than intended...

Mar-Chu said...

*grabs huge frypan*

*wacks any statue in sight to dust*

Quinnera Elviana: 5th Seat in the Council of the Lost Ones said...

*wanders in, grinning*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant - Lord of the Armies of the Desert Sun said...

The titles of the episodes are public knowledge Mar

I knew the title before the actual episode

Taia said...

hi says I

Mar-Chu said...

...The Tardis? What the...

...the Tardis is alive?

...that sounded rediculous.

Nicole said...

Hey I'm back you guyz!
I'm thinking of changing from google profile to open id. Thoughts? Actions?
Name ideas?
*yawns and tries to turn into cat but fails. Tries again. Fails. Tries again. Partially succeeds. Now has fur and a tail. Technically a fail. Tries one more time and is successful. Is now a cat with dappled black fur and white paws looking at the blog with yellow eyes and a look of disdain*
*Curls up*
*Falls asleep*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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