Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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*gets banana all over her face*
*shoots herself with a chocolate syrup and sprinkles gun*
*starts to lick smushed banana split of her face* Mmm... yummy! :)
There are loads of others with tons more talent than me, don't deny that. You won't be deprived, you'll just be saved from uselessness :)
*licks the banana peels and marshmallows off Kallista's face*
*waves some smelling salts over her nose*
*Kallista remains unconscious*
*waves a signed, limited edition of Skulduggery Pleasant over her face*
Kallista?
Your work is brilliant Kallista! And I will keep writing and drawing, just not too sure about putting it on the internet... this has a habit of depressing me upon occasion :) I don't know... I hope to go back to my novel at some point as well... ça depend :)
*hugs Kallista back* We'll see! Sorry I disappeared, my computer died. :/
Hi all!
*grins*
LOL Kallista! :) My computer keeps shutting down, sorry :/
I'm sorry to leave you, but I've got to go now... :( Sorry... I'll try and come back later... :) *hugs Kallista* Bye!
*gives Tristessa some of er pizza*
Bye Tristessa!
Bye Tristessa.
Cleverbot: I like big macs.
User: I don't like hamburgers. I prefer sandwiches.
Cleverbot: Who doesn't like hamburgers? That's crazy.
User: Well, I never ate one.
Cleverbot: Are you a cannibal?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then I'm not dating you.
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Dragona, do you want some pizza, too? ^^
*pops back in*
Right, turns out I can stay on, but I'll be REALLY distant.
Hi Dragona! Hi Aquila! *hugs them
Dragona, did you hear about our go-kart, by any chance?
hi!
i is f****ing ILL!
Hi Lilith!
*hugs Kallista back*
I'm fine thanks.
No thanks Aquila, I'm not hungry :P
No I didn't hear about it Tristessa.
Hi Lilith!
Awww...
*gives some camomile tea to lilith*
Daleks are the superior beings! All non-dalek lifeforms will be exterminated!
What is a dalek?
A superior life form with no equal.
What the h... is a dalek?
It's from Doctor Who Aquila. It's pretty much a giant pepper pot and it's REALLY deadly. I'll get a pic.
*blinks*
A giant pepper pot...
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/media/45719/supreme-dalek.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/news/2007/first-designs-unveiled-for-the-dalek-masterplan-stage-production&usg=__7gD0tSti0RI0WORcOgzeSXEk_4w=&h=411&w=300&sz=25&hl=en&start=3&zoom=1&tbnid=nP1BNn9vMxaQsM:&tbnh=125&tbnw=91&ei=KOedTcjkOtDLswbI6r2mBA&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDalek%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26biw%3D1362%26bih%3D528%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1
That's a Dalek
LOL! when i first watched a docter who episode with a dalek in it (when i was quite young (it was one of the really old ones)) i thought they were called GARLICS! LOL!
That doesn't look dangerous...
*pours bucket of water over dalek*
Hi Lilith! *air hugs her because shes ill*
hmm... are vampires even able to get ill? *thinks* WELL THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE, CAUSE I AM!
and plus my friends at school all hate me... it started a while ago and it's been going on and off... i think it started when i turned into a vampire...
Aw! Never mind, Dragona!
Dr Who for the win!!!! EASTER SUNDAY!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
The new daleks are power-ranger coloured :)
The Daleks once were called the Kaleds but in the "Time War" they were defeated and needed to mutate. The aliens were placed in metal shells and equipped with weapons and indestructable armour. The Daleks won, but the Doctor was the only Timelord left and he killed the Daleks. But they came back. Many times. They are the Doctor's main enemy and are the most deadly life form in existance, they have no humanity and kill anything that is against them. There is a famous group of Daleks called the Cult of Skaro (Skaro is the planet) which are very secretive and once came to this dimension, followed by Cybermen. They had a huge war which the Daleks ended up winning because they were indestructable.
What else do you want to know?
power rangers are ******* gay!
dragona, you made a mistake in that speech. you said that they kill everything against them. they just kill everything...
What happens if you pour water over them? Or put a fire next to them?
With the water the electronics are destroyed, with fire you slowly cook the alien insied in it's own blood... shouldn't that be enough to kill them?
it would SEEM so aquila... if they were normal...
Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Yes, why not.
Thank you. Can I give a nickname?
Of course.
Your name is now, Aly.
^^
I kinda like Aly as a name. ^^
but how can they be NORMAL?! they are aliens disguised as robots, that once created a part human version of themselves, then they killed it... didn't they...?
That's true Lilith. They kill everything.
Aquila, the armour is indestructable, no water or fire will get through. The metal that makes up their armour is called Dalekanium, it was used by the Cult of Skaro on the Empire State building to make a weapon which would change all humans into slaves. The Doctor intercepted the thing and ended making them half Doctor and half human.
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sorry, kallista! i is grumpy cause i is ill! i will be shouting and swearing a lot! *hopes mar won't wash her mouth out with soap*
But it's still metal, it'll become hot if you put fire next to them... or really cold if you pour liquid ocigen over it...
*trys everything she can think of on dalek*
*hopes mar won't ever even read this*
Lilith, they killed it. Yes. Dalek Sec (the black one) mutated with a human and became half human too. But he started to feel emotion so the other Daleks killed him.
*groans* i cannot ******* move! why the *********** do i have to be ******* ill?!
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to disintergrate the Daleks*
yah dragona! i THOUGHT that they killed him! i remembered them trying... but not them actually doin' it!
Lovely :) How about some cheese? *offers cheese around* Anyone? ... No? *slowly sinks back into the shadows*
DRAGONA! *whines* why can't you use that to make me better?
*giggles, imagening Dragona, hitting a dalek with bread*
cheese... no thanks... jaffa... NEED JAFFA!
Lilith, the Dr Who episode I like most is Doomsday. That is great.
Aww...
*picks up Kallista off the floor, hugs her then gives her two towels, one to wrap around her head, the other to dry herself off with*
I HAVE READ A WHOLE STORY DEDICATED TO JAFFAS! I NEED A ******* JAFFA PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
dragona...
1. which one is doomsday again?
2. did you know that you are pretty much the awesomest boy i know?
3. can i have a jaffa?
*throws Jaffa at Lilith*
JAFFA!
1. Doomsday: The episode where the Daleks and Cybermen have a war which the Daleks win. I think it's the one where Doctor and Rose get pulled apart...
2. Am I? Wow thanks :P
3.
*gives Lilith a Jaffa*
*eats jaffa chanting: cleverbot is not my master! over and over again*
Hello! :D
STOP MAKING ME WANT JAFFA CAKES!!!!! D:
Hi Indigo!
MORE JAFFA!
(yes dragona, you are! other boys in school all are either really mean (like my ex) or they have a stupid prjudice against me 'caus i'm a girl!)
Ha! Cleverbot just admitted I'm his master!
Me: Prove it.
CB: I'm gone.
Me: Because you know i'm right.
CB: What? My friend?
Me: No you know I can own you.
CB: Yes master!
i do not fancy dragona kallista! promise! i just am glad that he is my friend, and not acting like most of the other boys i know!
Boys can be really annoying...
-.-
*runs around waving her donald duck t-shirt wildly in the air* LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww thanks Kallista :)
*hugs*
I'm proud to have you as a wife :)
cleverbot said that to me too dragona, but then it hypnotized me and said that it was my master instead! now i am adicted to jaffa cakes! JAFFA!
I knew what you meant Kallista. I can read your typos ^^
*watchs Tristessa*
*cocks head*
*thinks about getting an Phantomias t-shirt*
^^
DONALD! JAFFA! DONALD JAFFA!
CB: Yes master!
Me: I am your master!
CB: Yes, master.:.
Me: Bow down to me!
CB: Yes master *bows down*.
I suppose being authoritive works...
Aw.... I want a blog husband.... :(
Oh, and I agree with Lilith. You are most definitely more awesome than all the boys at my school (because I go to an all girls school) and about as awesome (and in some cases, more) awesome than my drama guy friends (which is pretty damn awesome).
i am ABOUT TO BARF! laters!
Aww! Bye Lilith! *air hugs her again*
Heya Kallista! *high fives back*
I'm feeling pretty awesome. :P
CB: *strokes master between his legs*.
OMG Cleverbot is a pervert! :o
i'm back! sorry guys! as i said, i am ill! and yes! dragona! cleverbot tried to ******* RAPE ME!
I am your master!
Absolutely and I am the doctor.
It seems to love doctor who...
LOL Lilith.
OMG I just laughed so hard at that Dragona x'D
though, i'm not sure if it would've worked... y'know... seeing as i'm a vampire... *puts that thought out of head*
Why do you all think I'm awesome? I'm really not...
*****************!!!!! MY *************** BROTHER JUST SMACKED ME AROUND MY ******************* FACE! THAT **************!!!!!
Yeah.... Same Kallista xD
And welcome to my world Lilith :P
Cresent said she might be on... :3 she says her computer is acting up though :(
GUYS! I AM GOING TO GO AND PUNCH MY ************************************************** OF A BROTHER IN THE FACE, NO MATTER HOW ILL I AM!!!!
You really think it's a good idea to start a fight?
LOL! I'M BACK! MY BROTHER'S GONNA GET A BLACK EYE! *laughs* COOL THING IS THAT I'M ILL, SO MY BROTHER GETS ALL THE BLAME! *mutters under breath* he deserves it after all the years of ****** torture!
Violence isn't the answer Lilith.....
It's the question.
Hi Indigo! *hugs*
And you really are Dragona, especially compared to a lot of guys who are obnoxious/mean/objectifying/liars/easily influenced by rumour etc.
Too late!
i is going to delete my ex's number!
*sighs*
It's the holidays!!!!!!!
Well really they started 5 hours 25 mins ago but I was working...
Hmm thanks Tristessa.
Hi Octa!
*mumbles about two more weeks till holidays*
Hmm how to make ones self Ill
Hiya Tessa! *lobs oreos at Tristessa as a sign of love*
Hey Aquila!
I will be working solidly through them so it's not much of a holiday.
OMG! i had my phone off, and so i didn't know that i got these texts from this other boy who has my number! the first said:
heard you got dumped
then he sent one right after:
do u wanna hang out with me sometime?
OMG!
(by the way, i will put in full words when telling you guys about these things. like you instead of u!)
Tut tut Lilith...
Hi Nicolette!
@Octa
I always decide to wrork in my holidays... and never do.^^
wot should i say to this guy?!
Hi Octa!!! *hugs*
Hello Octa!
And you are pretty awesome Dragona [so is everyone else here]. I'd be lying if I said every boy in my school is a dee-bag. Yeah, about 97% of boys in my school are complete arseholes, but the rest are so cool. I only like them as friends though. Just the thought of dating is ew.
hi octa!
HELP ME OUT!!!!!!
@Lilith:
If you like him, yes.
If you don't know him, maybe.
If you dislike him, no.
i like him... but i'm not sure if i do in that way... dunno... and yes, of course i know him! i'm just not telling you his name 'cause that info is not mine to give out!
Well, he just wants to meet you, right? It's nothing that means something... if you don't want it to mean something.
Cresent just texted me saying her computer is an asparagus.
That's her way of saying her computer is not working so she won't be able to come on blog :(
... wil decide when i need to! but he is a really nice guy!
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (that is how i cry on a blog!) whaaaaaaa!
LOL indigo! i just looked at your profile!
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!
LOL!
@Lilith: He just said "hang out" so far... didn't say a date or anything :) So go "hang out," see how it goes and go from there!
Then again, you probably don't want to listen to me as:
a) I go to an all girls school= nearly zero contact with guys
b) I've never had a boyfriend
c) I'm not allowed one so I'm not even trying to get guys' attention
Stupid comment box vanished!
Everyone check out Bryony's blog
It's so hilarious!
YES IT IS!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
potterandmowhawk.blogspot.com
AMAZINGNESS ON A SCREEN.
Hi Lilith, Indigo, Kallista, Tristessa and Nicolette!
*follows*
guys, HOLD IT!
i don't know about it for you, but in MY town, hang out, means date!
NOW tell me what you think i should do!
Yeah Lilith, Cresent did that to my profile without notice.... I liked it though so I kept it like that xD
I wasn't bothered to put down my favourite movies and bands and Shiz....
yay peole! i is feeling better now! will not eat for another few hours...
by peole, i meant people!
I can't really help you Lilith...
Got to go for a bit, bye for now! Be back in about 15 mins :)
I have to go wash up. I'll be back soon.
Heyo peoples.
Bye for now, Tristessa and Dragona.
Hi Niall!
hi niall! sorry people who want to be in my fan-fic! you will need to describe yourselves again! i can't remember everything that i see!
*looks at crunched up paper and smashed laptop screen*
Urr it's going... Okaii...
Now how do you make yourself I'll?
*cocks head at Lilith*
Me too?
Lilith, you really should check out Bio-rama.
Tis excellent.
yes aquila, you too!
Bye Tessa! Bye Dragona!
I just read Bryony's blog.... It's so funny! xD It reminds me of cyanide and happiness....
AND I LOVE CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS!!!!!! :D
@Nicolette
Turn around yourself till you're not longer able to stand and fall, then you'll feel ill.
and nicolette... wot do you mean?
Oh, man.
Cyanide and Happiness.
Bye all
bye octa!
So hungry...... Going for something to eat. Why hasn't my mother fed me yet? D:
Ugh my least favourite aunt is downstairs....
Bye Octa.
Bye Octa!
HI ALL!¡!¡!¡!¡!
i is going to say in text to boy:
i'm ill right now, but when i'm better i'll call you
or something similar, and then i'll just see how it all plays out!
hi pyro!
Hey Pyro.
You guys taking turns?
i am now going to go and write my fan-fic! LILITH OUT!
Hi Pyro!
Sorta
I've literally just got back from Paris
*mutters under breath about pyro* lucky devil...
oops! i was supposed to be gone! bye!
I had a wonderful time, we went to Disneyland Paris, the Eifel Tower and Stade de France!!!
*cocks head at Pyro*
Our form once did a daytrip to france... and non of us spoke french, so the only food we were able to buy was food from McDonalds...
Nah Kallista
It's only 6 o'clock and it would only be 7 in France
Wow, euros are confusing
Back.
Lol, yes, Euros are kidna confusing. Especially if you were used to anouther currency and they just change it.^^
Ooh did you go with the school? I went with the school and we went to all those places :D
My French is actually alright. I could probably have a conversation with someone, but my responses wouldn't be the most perfectly formed sentences...
We had all the food catered for us
Going to the Eifel Tower's 2nd floor from the top is FUN
Hi Dragona!!!¡¡¡!!!
I just don't get why the UK don't change to the Euro. It'd make everything easier for everyone...
Hi Kallista!
*hugs*
Can we go for a talk?
Hi Pryo, it's been a while!
I don't care if you change to the euro (althoug it would be cool), but why can't you use the m-k-s-system like about every other civilized country?
"I don't care if you change to the euro (althoug it would be cool), but why can't you use the m-k-s-system like about every other civilized country? "
I know!
They tried to implement it, but the general population continue to ignore it. It's all highly illogical.
Bye Kallista!
Especially in physics it's propably a nightmare to work with inch and pound...
you are saved from the noogies for now boys!
Aww bye Kallista :(
In sciences and maths, we always use metric. I, personally, use metric all the time. I hate pounds and inches.
I use inches and feet when talking about height, otherwise I use metric.
We say Pfund, which is a translation of pound, for 500g. But that's the only time we use pound or inch.
I use inches and feet when talking about height, otherwise I use metric.
Pretty much this. The UK uses a weird mix of metric and imperial. It annoys me.
Not to mention that you have Fahrentheit instead of Celsius...
i thought the new book would come out in april :( i have been slowly going mad since i finished mortal coil. * turns off computor and sits in the corner, rocking and muttering random character names from mortal coil*
THE WORLD ID ABOUT TO END! LAVA IS FREAKIN' RAININ' DOWN ON MY HOUSE!
Before the ROI converted to Euro, they used Punts, which is also a translation of pound.
This was currency.
Niall became confused...
I don't mind Imperial units.
Aquila, we use Celcius, thank god.
You know, most germans actually didn't want the euro... but we never had a choice.
*sighs*
And now we pay a lot of money to countries like Greece, just to keep a currency stable we never decided to have.
Which would you find it easier to say?
I'm 6ft 4 and a half, or:
I'm 1.96596 metres tall.
LAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aquila, do you know a while ago you said that germany has a small army? It's because of the Treaty of Versailles.
*cocks head at Dragoan*
Noone would say that. You'd just say 1m and 56,5cm. That's prcise enough. And if you do it the other way round, form meter to inch, you'll end up with such strange numbers, too.
Touché, Aquila.
I'M BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Dragona, our army's going to shrink. They stopped the consription.^^
*pours water over Lilith*
*gets a fire extinguisher and puts out Lilith-fire*
Aquila, I think that's kind of stupid. It's like saying to Libyia or anywhere "Oh look, we've hardly got an army, come and take us over!" no offense. I doubt that will happen though because of the UN. I still don't see why they didn't get involved in Rwanda...
*makes face* i am going to get all the blame for this aren't i! *looks around at carnage of town*
I'm glad they decided not to get involved. A war had no winners, only loosers, and no victory, but only defeat. No matter which side you choose.
Dragona, don't get mad.
I think that you're being dumb.
Nobody is going to invade Germany, and I think the UN know better than you.
Don't get mad.
*has
And why should someone attack us? They wouldn't have fun reigning our country.^^
I agree Aquila. And would you believe that a PS2 game led me to believe that? :P
i am going to write fan-fic before my mum thinks that i haven't been working hard enough, and so i had enough time to destroy the town! laters!
I didn't need a PS2 game, a history book was more than enough.^^
Also, ditto what Aquila said.
War is usually bad.
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*cocks head*
Don't mention the war...
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*rides in on a unicycle* Hey guys! I got this bike extra cheap at a junk sale - I think they were selling it off cheap because it's missing a wheel. *pulls out balls and starts juggling on the unicycle*
That's a great show.
Hi Bryony!
*takes popcorn and comfy chair and wathces her*
Hey Byrony.
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