Friday, March 25, 2011

Paperbacks

Book Six is going well, I’m sure you’ll be happy to know. I have another week before I send it in for my editor and agent to read- and of course it has to get the seal of approval from Laura too.

But today we are not talking about Book Six. Instead, we are talking about the new paperbacks.

I never assume that you all know the difference between a hardback and a paperback (er, apart from the fact that one has a hard back, and the other has a softer back) because I find myself explaining the intricacies of publishing to my family again and again on a worryingly regular basis. So, to start, a short lesson.

The first time a book is published, it will usually be published in hardback. This is when the book is brand new, so it will be bigger, it will have hard covers, and it’ll be more expensive. At the same time as the hardback is out, a trade paperback is released. These are NOT the same as a regular paperback, because they’re the same size as the hardback, it’s just that the covers are softer. You’ll usually find trade paperbacks in airports, because travellers don’t like carrying around hardbacks, which are heavier and more awkward. In Ireland, we actually get relatively few hardbacks, for some reason, and most of the brand new books on sale are trade paperbacks.

With me so far? Excellent.

In much the same way as films are released in the cinema, and then a few months later they’re released again on DVD, books go through a change. Approximately six months from the launch of the hardback, the paperback is released. Paperbacks are smaller and cheaper, and easier to carry around.

Paperbacks are also re-issued every once in a while with new covers, in order to attract new readers. And that’s what’s happening with Skulduggery.

In April, we’re going to get all the paperbacks released with new covers. You’ve already seen the front covers, but our dear friend Tom Percival has been hard at work on the BACK covers as well- which you will soon be able to see over on the Facebook page (hi guys!). These new paperbacks will fit in alongside the Dark Days paperback in terms of style- and from now on, we’ll be getting one cover for the hardback, and a totally different one for the paperback. Which is SWEET.

As I said, the main reason for redesigning the paperbacks is to entice new readers to pick them up, but the thing that struck us is that some of you lot will probably buy these paperbacks just BECAUSE of the new covers, even if you already own the original books. Because, you know, you’re all nuts, like. And I started to feel pretty guilty about that. I didn’t want you spending your money on multiple versions of my books when all you’d be getting is the same (admittedly brilliant) book with (admittedly brilliant) new covers. So, my UK and Ireland Minions, these new paperbacks, which will be out in April, will have new short stories attached for your reading pleasure. More Skulduggery goodness!

Each short story takes place a few months after the book it appears in.

Skulduggery Pleasant will have “The Lost Art Of World Domination”- a story that, I think, has only been available in Australia and New Zealand up until now.

Playing With Fire will have “Gold, Babies And The Brothers Muldoon”, in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie go up against a trio of goblins.

The Faceless Ones will have “The Slightly Ignominious End To The Legend Of Black Annis”, which is a Tanith Low solo story for all of you who miss her...!

Dark Days doesn’t get a short story yet- we have to wait until we sell all the ones that are out there already and reprint it, and then we’ll include one.

Mortal Coil gets “The Wonderful Adventures of Geoffrey Scrutinous”, which focuses on Charlie Smith’s fantastic creation, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie’s efforts to help him out of a spot of bother.

I had an absolute blast writing these stories, and I hope they ease the pain of forking over your money for any of you who are going to buy them.

Oh, almost forgot. Another nice thing about reprints and new editions is that I get to go over the books again and get rid of mistakes. You may remember me asking you for any mistakes you’ve noticed. Well, I made a note of all of these, and all those corrections are now done.

Er, well, MOST of them. There’s still one mistake in Playing With Fire that hasn’t been corrected. On page 14 of the PWF paperback, it reads:

“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the new building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”

When it SHOULD be:

“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the old building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”

Alas, this mistake was missed yet again, so we’ll have to wait until the NEXT reprint before correcting it.

But the biggest change to the paperbacks is to do with Valkyrie’s AGE, and this is a relatively big one.

Somewhere around the third book, I stopped concentrating on what time of year each book was set at, and what age Valkyrie was in each one. Basically, I made it so that, by the time Mortal Coil came around, there was no WAY she could have been sixteen. It just didn’t make sense.

So, I’ve gone back over the books, and adjusted them slightly. This is something I should have been doing all the way through, but I messed up. Entirely my fault.

Er, but if you’re looking for silver lining, we now know what month Valkyrie has her birthday! It’s August! Yay!

So, a quick rundown on our corrected timeline.

Skulduggery Pleasant: takes place in June, when Val was 12.

Playing With Fire: takes place 11 months later, in May, when Val was 13.

The Faceless Ones: takes place 6 months after that, in October, when she was 14.

Dark Days: takes place 11 months later, in September, when Val is 15.

Mortal Coil: takes place 3 months after Dark Days, in December- when Val is STILL 15.

Basically, the biggest change to the books is that in Mortal Coil Valkyrie is a little younger than she at first appeared.

Ahem.

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. said...

OH! Right!


*blushes*


stupid world clock....



*hits clock*


huh....that probably did NOT help....



We got injections 2day!


:D

. said...

Hi Ann!


*glomps her*



:D

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Ann Marie!





LOL Nyx, we had injections a few weeks ago. I couldn't feel a thing! I actually had to check if the needle was in because it just felt normal to me. And btw, thanks for the comment on my blog ^^

. said...

'sokay!


:D


Yeah, some girls actually FAINTED!


i just chatted to the nurse and i was like "wait, that was it?"



sigh.....

Dragona Pine said...

I know, like 3 girls fainted when we had ours and the rest were crying. I couldn't even feel it!

. said...

but i h8 v waiting....and i could feel the fluids moving in my arm

and....well, that's just gross!

:P

. said...

1 girl fainted 3 TIMES!



...i kept looking at it and saying: "that's TINY!"


and what's a few injections 2 dying of a disease, right?

Dragona Pine said...

I had a nurse called Sarah and she played Black Ops when I had my injection. She just said "Have you played Black Ops?" and I said "Yes" and she said "What level are you online?" so I said "Thirty" and she said "I'm level 12. What gun to you use?" so I said "MP5K red dot sight and a suppressor, or a HK21 machine gun with an extended mag and red dot sight" and she said "I use the WA2000 with an ACOG scope"
Then that was my injection ^^

Dragona Pine said...

We had one injection that prevents 3 diseases :P

Ann Marie said...

*is glomped*
That tickles!

Last shot I got, I was sick for a weekend, arm was sore for a couple weeks, and I had a lump there for a couple months. Thank you, immune system, for over-reacting. Needles don't bother me, but what's in them? Kinda ew.

. said...

i had 3 injections....that hopefully prevent 3 different diseases!


:P


v nurses were nice...


...but they said 2 every1
"so, are you pregnant?"

and while they were confused (or laughing), they'd jab us!


but it hurt 4 a while when i moved my arm up and down...


...and i had swimming after that!


>:P

Dragona Pine said...

You got shot? Is your arm alright? Was it with a BB gun or an actual bullet?
OH right... you mean shot as in injections... I'm not bothered about injections, needles make no difference to me and neither do what's inside, I suffered no side effects of having my injection because I'm just cool like that...

. said...

once, before i went 2 Africa, I had 2 get 3 needles and wen i went back 2 school (immediately after i got them) every1 kept bumping my arm!


PEOPLE! DO NOT BUMP MY ARM WEN I GET INJECTIONS!


actually, i dared people 2 punch my arm and it didn't hurt!

:P

. said...

*rolls eyes and punches Dragona's arm*


shut up...it's gross thinking about the fluids...


...but as long as it saves me, i'm ok!

Dragona Pine said...

One of the nurses asked Ethan (my friend) if he was pregnant, he just burst out laughing and replied "Yes" you should have seen the nurses face! It was so funny!

Dragona Pine said...

It isn't gross...

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go to school now... I'll be on tonight, bye.


*hugs Kallista before he leaves*

. said...

lol, i saw this video, and this genie is on the phone and she says:

"Oh! congratulations, your pregnant!"
"Uh, I'm a guy..."
"I know, and that's what makes it so exciting!"


I can't stop laughing at that!

:P


...and did u watch ur friend getting injections?!


I mean, i was there when my friend got her ears pierced, but...


..that's kinda weird!

. said...

kay!


c ya Dragona!

*glomps him*

:P

Ann Marie said...

sorry! Trying to get some pictures up, and some little kid keeps climbing on me asking for food.

Bye Dragona! Have fun!

. said...

lol Ann!


kids....



..cant wait till i start babysitting my brothers! (sarcasm)

they're gonna kill me 1 day, i just know it....

Ann Marie said...

"Injection" here is a more formal term. I'd hardly ever use it in casual conversation.

. said...

wat do u say?

Ann Marie said...

Always thought my brother was going to kill me... hasn't yet. How old are yours?

. said...

9 and 1!


trust me, they seem cute...but the older one is gonna teach the other soon...



...unless i get there before him!

and THIS is y i want a sister...


:P

Ann Marie said...

We get shots. Sounds bad, doesn't it?

I just have girls, and trust me, they fight plenty. :-P

. said...

yeah, but i'm v eldest and my mum says that my brothers look up to me.

Trust me, they don't.
I'd like a sister, coz i'd be able to relate 2 her and actually do GIRL stuff with her...something i can't do with my brothers!


and THAT is where friends come in handy...and older cousins!

:P

Ann Marie said...

I always wished I had a sister, too. Wonder if the girls wish they had a brother? ...Probably not. LOL.


Argh, I am not getting this post to format right. *pokes blogger* Cooperate!

. said...

lol Ann!

i'v added world clocks 2 my computer coz other wise i'll b on wen it's 3:00pm here, and 1:00am somewhere else!


and then i look like an idiot...
:P

. said...

*edges towards Ann*



......



*jumps on her head and starts doing the jig*

:D

Leona Raine said...

Hi? *pokes head in* Anyone here?

Ann Marie said...

20 past midnight here, lol. DH is on his way home. Wishing he didn't work so late right now, cause I want to get to sleeeeeeeeep.

zzzzzzz

. said...

Hi Leona!



*jumps on Ann's head*

Leona Raine said...

Hi Nyx! *jumps on Ann Marie's head* *looks down* Hi Mom!

. said...

.........WAT?!


o.O

Ann Marie said...

Aw, you squished the Mad Hatter's hat. Look at that. *dusts it off*

Thanks for the comment! You're sweet. :-)

. said...

*looks back and forth at Ann and Leona*


ur....ur....ur her MUM?!


*faints*

Ann Marie said...

I've never been called a mum before! Hee!

. said...

*jumps back up on Ann's head and sits in a meditating pose*



uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................

Leona Raine said...

*puts more dust on it* >:D *Stares at Nyx* O.o Mom? What are you supposed to do when someone faints?

. said...

*jumps from Ann's head to Leona's, again, again, again, leaps too far on her 5th time, and falls into the pit*


y, hello again!


:P

Ann Marie said...

Well, that was a right pain in the ... artichokes.

Wanna see pictures of my goat? :-D Took me all night to post them.

http://fly2themoon.blogspot.com/2011/03/hes-here.html

Ann Marie said...

Pour a bucket of water on them!

Oh, Nyx. *goes to get a ladder*

. said...

lol OK!

*tries climbing out of the pit but falls*


hmmm.....i hav no choice but to use my weakness against it's own!


Even if it kills me in the process!


*starts singing Friday*


It's Friday! Friday!




...can't take it much longer......

Ann Marie said...

But... but, it's not Friday.

. said...

I KNOW!


BUT.....IT"S....SUCH.....A BAD.......SONG!



o.O



*stops singing*


GASP!



WOAH! THAT"S HARD WORK!

. said...

and, ya know, it's just so hard 4 me 2 sing badly cuz i'm such a good singer....


:P


(yeah, dont i wish....)

Leona Raine said...

:D I can't think of anything to say. ~_~ 0oO H

Ann Marie said...

*laughs* I'm sure you sing beautifully!

. said...

lol, well thanx 4 saying so Ann!



*hops back out*


wow, that was easy....

. said...

*screams*



I'M AT THE TOP!


WOOOOOT!



:D


now BOW to the master of the page...



>:D

Ann Marie said...

And Leona, I have first-hand knowledge that you sing beautifully. You don't sing around the house much anymore, though. :-( Er, not... not that you need to. No pressure! No pressure!

I'll shut up now.

. said...

lol Ann!


I sing around my house ALL THE TIME!


my family keeps telling me 2 shut up....



...BUT I NEVER WILL!

>:)


OH! Mr Landy! 2 more questions! (i already wrote this back on another page, but i'm repeating myself...)


1.Did Gordon have a taken name? If so, what was it?
2. What was Scapegrace's power?

Leona Raine said...

Yeah!

Ann Marie said...

Wooooo! *applause* Congratulations!

But I have this rule about bowing, you know.

My own mother told me I couldn't sing. :-P That was cold.

. said...

awwww!


I'm sure ur a great singer!


*glomps them both*


kay, g2g!



c u l8r!



:D


*jumps out of Blogland*

Ann Marie said...

Bye Nyx!

Leona Raine said...

Erm. I was yeah-ing at "I'm sure you sing beautifully!", not "What was Scapegrace's power?".
:-P

Leona Raine said...

Bye Nyx! :-D

Ann Marie said...

Well, I'm curious about that, too.

Yeah to Nyx's questions!

Aquila Felis said...

Hi.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Aquila!

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Dragona!
^^

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Arrival! *screams and hunts around for her membership voucher!*

Dragona Pine said...

I have a sore throat :(

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Nicolette!



*gives Dragona some tea*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm having chicken and chips for tea.


*Rolls eyes*

My mum isn't feeling very well, so she's not going to cook much.

Aquila Felis said...

*arches eyebrow*
In my family it's most of the time: if you want something to eat, cook it yourself.
I'm pretty good in cooking by now.^^

Dragona Pine said...

I'm a good cook. My carrot cake and spaghetti bolegnaise is legendary ^^

Dragona Pine said...

In Music we get to do anything we want, we can do all sorts of music and one of the suggestions is get a video of yourself on a video game and compose music to it. I glanced at it, glanced at Ethan and we both said "Black Ops" at exactly the same time. It was funny.

Aquila Felis said...

Carrot cake? I don't think I ever saw carrot cake in my life...

But spaghetti bolegnaise is my favourite food, so I'm pretty good in cooking them, too. :)

Dragona Pine said...

You've never had a carrot cake? Wow...

Aquila Felis said...

I never had a cake with vegetables at all. Except for rhubarb, that is. Over hear cakes are usually with fruits.

Dragona Pine said...

And Aquila, it's "I don't think I've ever SEEN a carrot cake in my life"

Dragona Pine said...

Same with us over in england. Most of our cakes have fruit or nothing in. But you can get carrot cakes, they're really nice. Have a look out for them if you ever see one ^^

Dragona Pine said...

And Aquila, it's "I'VE never had a cake with vegetables in"

Aquila Felis said...

*eats English grammar, in order to erase it from existance*
^^

I'll ask my father if he heard about them. He's a baker and confectioner.

Dragona Pine said...

And Aquila, "Over HERE" same pronounciation, different meaning. "hear" is what you do with your "ear" :P

Dragona Pine said...

OK Aquila, and it's "I'll ask my father if HE'S heard of about them."

Aquila Felis said...

*existence
I don't want to have to eat your dpelling, too.^^

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

With that sentence it could of been I have never had or I've never had... And it is here :)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Or he has

Aquila Felis said...

*spelling


*sighs*

Why do you always have to have all those haves in your sentences?


*mumbles*

Dragona Pine said...

Depending if you like appostrophes :P

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Because english people are lazy buggers who can't be bothered to write a few extra letters

Dragona Pine said...

Ma soeur mange' des merdes.

Aquila Felis said...

Erm, Nicolette... you add haves to have less letters??

Dragona Pine said...

Ca va Aquila?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Yes when you write I've it's the same as I have but a shorter way for English to write like hab' instead of habe when you write songs

Aquila Felis said...

My mother just told me that she knows about carrot cake... seems it's just me who never heard about it.
*looks at sentence*
*puts an have in it, just in case*
My mother just told me that she knows about carrot cake... seems it's just me who has never heard about it.

Dragona Pine said...

Yey well done Aquila, the last sentence was right! :)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

The second sentence is the correct grammar *claps* yeah progress!

Aquila Felis said...

I was refering to the fact that your tenses sometimes require additional words. Ours don't do this, well, most of them.

And, Dragona: I still don't understand French.^^

Dragona Pine said...

*sighs*


Aquila, tu deteste le francais? Ou tu aime le francais?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Ca va bein, merci, et tu?

Aquila Felis said...

You want to know if I hate or love French? Well, rather love than hate. I like the way it sounds.

Dragona Pine said...

Ca va mal. J'ai mal a la gorge. :(

Aquila Felis said...

Ca va bein, merci.

^^

I don't speak a word French, but I'm pretty sure I got the meaning of this.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Aw... :(

Aquila Felis said...

*gives Dragona more tea, hoping he'll feel better, soon*

Dragona Pine said...

Hehe, Aquila as 18 ans et j'ai 14 ans et je suis bien a francais :P

Dragona Pine said...

*Aquila a

Aquila Felis said...

Yes, your french is better. But I bet my Latin and German are better than yours. ^^

Dragona Pine said...

I can't speak a word of german BUT I know how to say "My name is Thomas and I like dinosaurs" in Latin :P

Aquila Felis said...

Well, and I translated Julius Caesars "de bello gallico" (=the war over gaul) and Ovids "ars amatoria" (=the art to love). ^^

Dragona Pine said...

Je suis la licorne de violet! :P

Aquila Felis said...

Or "the art of loving"... translating Latin to English isn't that easy... *mumbles*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I know german but I'm not continuing it , however I don't want to do graphics anymore and want to consider doing german

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry, Je suis la licorne du violete! :P

Aquila Felis said...

You're a purple what??
I propably got that wrong...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm a purple unicorn! :P

Aquila Felis said...

German is a great language (since it's my mother tongue ^^), especially for poems. Or to say something but mean something different...
*goes on about how she loves her language*
^^

Aquila Felis said...

I got it right...

Wait, being a unicorn, how can you use a keyboard?

Dragona Pine said...

With my horn!


*pokes keys with horn which is on his head*

Aquila Felis said...

*grins*
Just had an idea...
*jumps on Dragonas back*

I always wanted to have a horse as a child!^^

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hmm I think I will do german ... I need to relearn all tenses and verbs though as I'm very forgetful :3 in fact probably need to relearn everything

Aquila Felis said...

Erm...
I think it should be:
As a child I always wanted to have a horse!

Dragona Pine said...

*Aquila rides him around the blog*





:P

Dragona Pine said...

Aquila, it can be either way ^^

Liz said...

...a purple unicorn... really Dragona?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

It can be either

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lizzy! And yes I AM a purple unicorn! :P


*grins happily*



*sighs*


I wish... :P

Liz said...

*eye twitch* what have you been smoking?

Dragona Pine said...

I'm eating soft mints! They've made me HYPER!



WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!




*eats a mug*

Aquila Felis said...

Well, if you actually want to learn our verbs: don't search for rules on how they have to change with the times. I'm pretty sure it's actually easier to memorize them, because some of them are quite... well... unique.^^

Liz said...

oh god, a hyper Dragona... someone shoot me! :P

Mar-Chu said...

*rolls in screaming about psychic italian food*

Liz said...

PASTAAA~ VE~! *glomps Mar*

Dragona Pine said...

Trebor mints are a little bit stronger, stick them up your bum and they last a little longer!







*spins around*








*chews on a table*

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Lizzy!
Sorry, but I can't shoot you... I'd have a bad consciens, you know?
^^

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not an italian food!




*chews arm*



Mmm tastes like pizza!




*protects arm from other people whilst giving them evils and eating himself*

Mar-Chu said...

LIZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~!

*rolls around screaming about psychic waterfall pokemon*

Liz said...

*backs away slowly from Dragona* dude, pull it together...

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Mar!

Mar-Chu said...

EVERYONNNNNEEEEEE!

*sees dragona eating himself*

*edges away to hide behind lizzy*

Liz said...

I'm doing my history homework so i'll be a bit slow...

Aquila Felis said...

*cocks head*
I wonder what you'll do after you ate your arms and legs...

*starts making notes*

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going to be eating soft mints ALLLL night! Yey!



*chews on a carrot*






You should all be HAPPPYYYYY!!!

Mar-Chu said...

pah. history is boring...

*mutters something about stupid egyptian song*

Liz said...

*starts singing along loudly with the Dropkick Murphy's*

Aquila Felis said...

*grins*
*giggles*
*somehow manages to make a serious face*
I'm so happy someone eats all those soft mints, Dragona. I know it's a hard job, but someone's got to do it.

Dragona Pine said...

This is why you should always buy sugar-free soft mints for me...



WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!





*jumps up and starts spinning around one of the beams*

Dragona Pine said...

OMG I have 7 packets of soft mints! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Mar-Chu said...

*skips around*

*starts to sing*

I GOTTA WRITE A WEIRD STORY ABOUT AN ELFGIRLLLL STORY ABOUT AN ELFGIRLLL STORY ABOUT AN ELFGIRLLLL...SHE KILLS PEOPLE OH ITS SOO CREEPPYYYY, SOO CREEPPYYYY, SOO CREEEPPPYYYY...I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO CUZ I DONT THINK I CAN CHANGE TOPICS NOWWW, CHANGE TOPICS NOWWWW, CHANGE TOPICS NOWWW, SO I CAME ON HERE AND IM SINGING THIS SOOOONG, SINGING THIS SOOOONG, TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Aquila Felis said...

*wonders why everyone's singing*
*sings her favourite song, to fit in*

Mar-Chu said...

here. see my dilemma-


Tick.

Tock.

Tick.

Tock.


The clock traveled around tge clock face as Elise Gwen locked the door, putting her ear to the wood to hear anything that may be coming. Not a sound besides the clock, and her panicked breath. Elise ran to the back room, closing and locking the door there.
She ran to the fireplace and took the poker, waving it at the door, ready for anything to come. She had gotten her last warning note on the kitchen table that had appeared there, without a trace.

'YOU'VE STEPPED OUT OF LINE, THIS WAS YOUR LAST TIME. SHE WILL COME AT HALF-PAST NINE. '

When Elise had finished reading it, the note had immidietly sparked, burning to the middle and leaving only the ashes.

Elise bit her lip. Why?

Tick.

Tock.

Tick.

Tock.


The clock struck half-past nine, making a mighty chime. Elise turned to the clock, face paralized in fear. She's coming.

Then the window shattered inwards.

Elise spun around, her heart skipping a beat. The figure was no older then 18, with long, coal black hair, and pointed ears. She was wearing a deep maroon t-shirt, with black jeans and black combat boots. A flaming sword was held in her hands, and a ruby dagger poked out from the girls back pocket. On her face, covering her eyes and nose, was a chalk white mask.

Elise screamed, flailing the fire poker infront of her. "D-Dont come near me!" She yelled.

The girl aproched Elise, making the light of the flaming sword play on everything.

"You've been very naughty." The girl said. "Haven't you, Elise?"

Elise shook her head. "I dont know what your talking about!"

"Come on." The girl said, stopping in her approch. "I've seen you. We've all seen you."

"We?" Elise asked.

"We."

Thousands of voices entered Elise's head, pounding aggainst her skull, pressing onto her brain, making her screamd again and claw at her head. "It hurts!" She screamed, curling into a fetal position, dropping the fire poker.

The girl advanced again, speaking softer. "But it's okay. I can make that pain go away."

The girl placed a finger under Elise's chin, tilting her head up, to make her look into the mask's eye slits.

"Its okay." The girl repeated, sticking the sword in the floor and taking the ruby dagger from her pocket. "I can make it all go away."

Elise jerked back, pushing the girl as far away from her as possible. "Get back!" She screamed, running towards the door.

Elise stopped abruptly, seeing flamins lick from her stomach. Looking down, she saw the flaming sword protrude from her heart, the flaming quickly engulfing her whole body. The voices grew louder, as if they were circling Elise's while body.

The girl pulled the sword smoothly from Elise's heart, her blood making the flames go redder, more crimson.

"That was your last chance, but you ruined it in a wicked dance, and your soul will die, along with all the others who i've come by." The girl whispered in Elise's ear, shaking her head.

The voices chanted over and over-

'The Elf Girl has won! The Elf Girl has won! The Elf Girl has-'

The Elise Gwen's heart stopped beating.

Dragona Pine said...

*looks at the washing machine in awe*


You're my hero!





Can you sign an autograph?





*holds out paper and pen*





*opens washing machine door*





*gets hit in the face with water*




Yey!

Dragona Pine said...

AWESOME MAR-CHU!

Mar-Chu said...

ITS NOT! ITS CREEPYY!

Mar-Chu said...

I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT!

Mar-Chu said...

*headdesk*

then my mentor said-

this looks really good and i am super proud of you :)

then i sad-

This was all i could muster to write about, but it kinda creeps me out...the whole creepy elf assassin thing...thats bu subconcious talking for ya...

I may just re-write this in a different position, but still keeping the whole idea of the 'Elf Girl'.

then she said-

Yeah i really like it :) can you send me all the parts so i can see how it fits with the others more

and i started to freak out...

Aquila Felis said...

Hmmm... read more creepy things before...
but I'd love to know what Elise did to make them (whoever they are) kill her.

Liz said...

it's very good Mar! I'm not a good judge of whats creepy or not though... You read Bridget's nightmare, didn't you? and i don't think thats creepy at all

Dragona Pine said...

*chews carrot thoughtfully*



I think... I think... I think... I DON'T THINK! Hahahahahaha! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Mar-Chu said...

bridget's nightmare was awesome! the whole concept of the nightmare was creepy, speaking in Bridget's shoes.

Mar-Chu said...

i think...but now i need to send her other parts that I DONT HAVE!

*headdesk*

OH PUFF!

*headdesk*

AW SNAPS!

*headdesk*

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

*throws frypan at wall*

Liz said...

a-dedelele, a-dedelele, a-dedelele, a-dedelele
oh my goodness, oh my soul, there goes Alice down the hole
a-dedelele, a-dedelele, a-dedelele, a-dedelele
a-dedelele, a-dedelele, a-dedelele, a-dedelele
Russian vodka is my soul, how was your one?


I swear to god those are the words to the song i'm listening too

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista!




*does 12 backflips and hugs her*





WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm HYPPPPPPPPEEEEEERRRRRRR!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD








*sniffs the air*


Is that... WAFFLES I smell?



*glances at roast chicken*



IT IS WAFFLES!








YEYYYYYYYYYYY!



On no it's roast chicken...





I'm sorry I didn't get to talk to you Kallista!






I have to go for my tea now... I'll be back later, bye!




*hugs Kallista*




Oh dear I have to go in the bath tonight! OH DEAR :S


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Mar-Chu said...

posted it.

*headdesk*

Liz said...

KALLISTA! *glomps* watch out for Dragona, he's gone all crazy because he's eating mints. Luckily, he isn't acting like i do when i have to much sugar (handcuffs!)

Mar-Chu said...

HIYA KALLISTAAAAAAAAAA~!

*walks to kallista*

*sways to the side*

*headwall*

Aquila Felis said...

*blinks*
That somehow sounds like you'd usually not go in the bath, Dragona.

^^

Aquila Felis said...

*glues pillow to Mars head*

Mar-Chu said...

*wobbles around with pillow face*

*screams*

Aquila Felis said...

*puts Mar on a chair*

I'm sure you'll find a way. You could, for example,
a: Tell him/her that you don't have other parts yet
b: write other parts.

Aquila Felis said...

No prob.

I have to leave for about... 30 mins. Cy!

Mar-Chu said...

see ya later aquila!

*wobbles into wall*

Mar-Chu said...

mmmm...! why didnt i bring the stupid writing tablet...!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi. On for a few mins.



Aww Kallista please try and come back on!

Dragona Pine said...

Yey!


*hugs her*


And hopefully before I go to bed ^^


And if not I'm sorry I won't or didn't get to talk to you tonight :/

Dragona Pine said...

Aww bye Kallista :(

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go for a bit. I have to wash up then go for a bath so bye for now!

Liz said...

*wanders back in, only to find herself a Larry*

Liz said...

Woo! Teenage Dream as a club re-mix! and by Dave Aude too!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*comes in moping*

I.give.up

Liz said...

Whats the matter Nicolette?

Liz said...

ack, sorry i have to go :( mums kicking me off
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dragona Pine said...

Hi I'm only on for a bit longer then I'm going for a bath. For instance, now I'm sat topless on the sofa because my mum has put my shirt in the washing machine.

Aquila Felis said...

Topless. In your cold house. You'll catch a cold.^^

Dragona Pine said...

I already HAVE a cold from the same reason ^^ being topless is fun...

Aquila Felis said...

I'm sure it is. But as a girl, trying that isn't a good idea...^^

Dragona Pine said...

*shrugs*

It depends in who's perspective...

Aquila Felis said...

*arches eyebrow*
*throws pillow at Dragona*

Dragona Pine said...

Because if you're a boy then it would be a good thing for a girl to be topless, but if you're a girl with a girl being topless wouldn't be good :P

Aquila Felis said...

Huh? I just understood: Being a girl, in the same room with another girl, being topless would be bad.

Dragona Pine said...

Well it depends if one of the girls is a lesbian or not but apart from that being in a room with a topless girl when you're a girl would be bad... I think. Wait I'm confused...

Aquila Felis said...

Oh good, I already thought I'm the only confused one.^^

Dragona Pine said...

Well you're not, I'm confused too.

Dragona Pine said...

*shivers*


I'm really cold... but I'm not surprised really...

Aquila Felis said...

But if being a girl and being topless in a room another girl is in would be a bad thing, schools would have problems with the cabins for sports.^^

Dragona Pine said...

That just confused me a lot more. Well it depends if the girls are just topless or have litterally nothing on the top half of their bodies for it to be either a neutral or a bad thing for another girl to be with them.

Aquila Felis said...

*cocks head*
*starts a campfire in Dragonas room*

Dragona Pine said...

That didn't help at all Aquila... I'm in the living room ^^

Aquila Felis said...

Yeah, but if you, for example, have swimming in sports, you'll be in a cabin with a lot of other girls with no clothes, and that's not really a bad thing. A bad thing is when the boys think it's a good idea to open the cabins door while the girls change their clothes... ^^

Aquila Felis said...

*starts another fire in the living room*
I think your parents won't be amused... but then again, they can't punish me, right?^^

Dragona Pine said...

We don't have a pool at our school ^^
And none of the boys open the girl's changing room door partly because they're always open anyway but there's another door inside which closes but during lesson time it's a tiny bit open and all the pedos look in. What an unusual place to put a fire exit...

Aquila Felis said...

*blinks*
We only had one door, but at least it was closed. o0

Dragona Pine said...

When I say a tiny bit open, I mean you have to put your eye against the door to see in. This guy called John told me in RE. He's weird... why do I have to sit opposite him?!

Aquila Felis said...

I have no idea why you have to sit opposite him.^^

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