haha i understand a bake sale :) and yeah i do like animals :) our rat's so sweet but he kinda has bingo wings...i swear me sis feeds him a load o junk. she gave him chocolate once and he ran off wi' it
Look Jasmine, I don't lie. I despise lying. I've never lied in my life so why should I lie to someone across the internet who I don't even know? What have I got to prove? Ask Lizzy and Geckogirl, I told them off for lying. I am 6ft 4 and a half, I'm the tallest person in my year and possibly the whole school. Yesterday my spanish teacher looked up and said "Wow, aren't you getting tall now?" I can't believe your actually doubting me Jasmine. I thought we were friends. I promise you, I am 6ft 4 and a half, and if you don't believe me you're not the person I thought you was because that is the truth.
I know it's hard to believe that someone that's 14 can be 6ft 4 and a half, but that is who I am. I tell the truth and nothing but because I find lying horrible. And I'm glad you believe me because that's the truth, and if you got angry with me and told to admit to something that was wrong then I couldn't do it because I can't lie. I'm 6ft 4 and a half... it's just who I am :(
I have questions for Mr Landy (can I call you Derek? HEHEHE!)
1. Why is Nye an it? Was it created? Did it start off human? What is its origins? (that was fairly sensible!)
2. Do you like hamsters? I do! They're delicious!
3. I AM FEMALE!
4. Do you ever feel... how to explain... embarrassed, I guess, about your books? I do! I'm writing my own novel, and I am so sure that I want to be an author, but I am dreading the time when it's finished! I can't stand the attention!
5. Who is Valkyrie based on (if anyone)?
6. Do you think that I have too many questions?
7. Do you think that there will be a movie? If so, do you think that it will be as good as the books?
I have no more questions that I can be bothered to think of right now, so I am forced to give you break!
To say I worry about you would be an understatement.
I LIKE SPOONS! *dances*
I think I've gone slightly mad without your input on Bebo, Mr Landy. PLEASE GO TO TEH BEBOS D: Also, guess where I am heading off to tomorrow Derekz?
DUBLIN!
Yep, tomorrow I'm down South because....Uh....I have no idea why I'm going to Dublin. The 'rents want to see some expedition or something... ANYWHO. My mum actually suggested going to see the head of Olivia Plunkett and I LOLed.
You guys have all read Mortal Coil right? Well, is anyone else kind of grossed out by the thing where Caelan kissed Valkyrie?! (UH OH! I'M GOING NORMAL! THE HORROR! AHHHHHH! Oh, I'm not anymore! HAHAHAHA! YAYYYYYYYY!)
DEREK, YOU ARE A NAUGHTY BOY! YOU HAVE MESSED UP VALKYRIE'S WHOLE WORLD! FIRST, YOU MAKE HER REFLECTION GO ALL FROOTLOOPS, THEN YOU GET CAELAN'S DIRTY SMOOCHERS ON HER, AND JUST TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, YOU CRAM A REMNANT INTO TANITH! AHHHHH!
There was this school trip we were having on april fools day, and one of the mums after driving in her daughter frowned at me and my friends when we walked up. She then looked at our clothes and said: "Hey guys, why ar eyou all dressed up? Didn't you hear? The trip was cancelled!" We all stared at her blankly, and she suddenly bust out laughing. I never smiled at her again.
haha nice one- i wasnt there but once someone put a dummy on the top o this huge hill on the edge of the town where i used to live. it looked like someone had hung themselves...
He IS new-ish! But that in vampire world means about one hundred at least! Please do remember that the average vcampire would probably be about... oh I dunno... nine hundred perhaps!
I can't remember actually Falcon. A person with a photographic memory not being able to remember something... Hmm... that's weird... I just remember saying that it was the best reason that I've been hugged for.
But but but... it wont let me talk! I just finished Kallistas fic and I was all over washed in epicness and about to comment when it spazes out and and restarts.... now it wont let me on anything accept the pages I was on... facebook, mass effect forums and facebook ... *sigh*
I'm trying to draw a girl and a dragon from my book, and the girl looks like a cross between anime and chibi with dodgy proportions, and the dragon looks like a the lovechild of a snake and a dog.
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oh sorry rachel it's meant to be bake sale
not bale...bake
sorry =p
no
prove it dragon
haha i understand a bake sale :) and yeah i do like animals :) our rat's so sweet but he kinda has bingo wings...i swear me sis feeds him a load o junk. she gave him chocolate once and he ran off wi' it
Look Jasmine, I don't lie. I despise lying. I've never lied in my life so why should I lie to someone across the internet who I don't even know? What have I got to prove? Ask Lizzy and Geckogirl, I told them off for lying. I am 6ft 4 and a half, I'm the tallest person in my year and possibly the whole school. Yesterday my spanish teacher looked up and said "Wow, aren't you getting tall now?" I can't believe your actually doubting me Jasmine. I thought we were friends. I promise you, I am 6ft 4 and a half, and if you don't believe me you're not the person I thought you was because that is the truth.
haha
all i feed my hamsters are carrots and hamster food!!
ok i belive you dragona.
i like spanish...but we only have french in our school...sucks...but i like french =)
I know it's hard to believe that someone that's 14 can be 6ft 4 and a half, but that is who I am. I tell the truth and nothing but because I find lying horrible. And I'm glad you believe me because that's the truth, and if you got angry with me and told to admit to something that was wrong then I couldn't do it because I can't lie. I'm 6ft 4 and a half... it's just who I am :(
so dragona you are a 6 foot 4 12 year old
with brown hair
and a beard by any chance??
*sigh* typos
what i meant to say was
i think it is very cool that four are 6ft 4
haha thats tall. Im 15 and 5ft 7 :)
right soz folks g2g the noo 4 tea
toodle pip
aww toodle pip
that is soo cute
by rachel =)
Bye Rachel.
*runs in screaming* AHHHHH CURLY HAIR AGAIN! *runs out again*
i thougt a few moths ago
you described yourself as a skinny 14 yearold boy, with black-very spikey hair and no glasses.
i have a pretty good memory...
nicolette!!
hi!! love ure name =)
Hi Nicolette.
Jasmine, that is right. When I say brown I mean very dark brown and it's only when you're close that you see it's brown and not black.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
*spins around*
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! IT SOOOOO WIIIIIIINDY TODAAAAAAAAAAY!
HEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEH!
LOOOOOOKIE HEERE! LOOK LOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!
http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/03/sp-fanfiction-part-seven.html
*pops head back in , hiding her curls* Hi Jasmine! I love your name!
Its very pretty! *comes in hiding ber hair with her ninja mask ..... *whistles coyly*
ok
i don;t even know WHY im fussing with someone halfway across the world, telling him how he is supposed to look...wow im so stuck up some times =)
but what can i do... thats MEEEE =)
ninja!!!
ooooo i love ninja movies!!!
Yeah new Chapter! *screams in exitment before running really quickly past Kallista into her blog*
blub
KALLLLIIIISSSTTTTAAA! THE GIANT SHOULD'VE SAID-
"GET OFF MY LAWN!"
kallista!!
mama mia!! the bride!!
or are you already married?
hi mike!
We're already married Jasmine :)
"GET OFF MY LAWN!"
"NO YOU GET OFF MY LAWN!"
"NO YOU GET OFF MY LAWN!"
"TAKE THAT BACK!"
"NO YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
"NO YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
ah! ok dragona...i dont gossip much these days....im being a good girl...ot gargoyle ;p
CAAAAAAAPSSSSS LOOOOOCK RUUUULESSSSSSS!
mar-chu
that is such a cool name!!
LOL Jasmine.
THALIIIIIAAAAAA NICKNAAAAAMED MEEEEEE MAAAAAAAR-CHUUUUUUUU!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*spins around on spinny office chair*
*runs after dragona*
DRAAAAGOOOONAAAAA! GIMME A HUGGGGG!
i like chocolate milk!!
i love it!!
dont drink it much though....to fattening
CHACOLATE MILK DESUUUUU!
DESSUUUUUU!
DESUUUU!
kallista the WIFE
soo nice to meet you!!!
DESU!
DESU!
DESU DESU DESU!
*runs away from Mar-chu*
NEVER! >:)
*grabs golf club*
*plays gold with the smurfs*
FOOOOOOOURRR!
I AM FEMALE!!! (at least I think I am...)
*rallies flying monkey army, the smurfs, elderly hispanic people, and the dumplings*
ITS WAAAAAAAAAAR!
*flies after dragona on flying monkey*
ok i'm getting a headache =S
byeee =)
Kallista can we go for a talk?
HEHEHEHEH! BYE JASMINE!
Aww bye Jasmine.
*shoots the flying monkey*
*screams as falls towards ground*
*lands on smurfs*
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
HAPPY APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE!!!!
ok now i really have to go...i dont want to....*sigh*
bye =)
Brb.
LOOOOOKIE!
http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/03/sp-fanfiction-part-seven.html
Back.
omg april fools! i always forget bout it. cant ever do a trick successfully *shakes head sadly*
*realises everyone else*
WOO, people!
*cheesy grin*
Rachel, isn't april fools day tomorrow?
yeah i know :) soz, yeah TOMMOROW, in advance
UMMMMMMM...
LOL Rachel.
I AM GOING TO GET YOOOO-GURT!
HELLO RACHEL
HELLO MIKE! WHO ARE YOU? MIKE OF COURSE! HEHEHE!
*runs away to the ice cream*
...hi Mar- i take it ur slightly high this fine evening?
does anyone else have any good songs i can look up, am currently stuck listein to 2.
OH! ITS ONLY THE AFTERNOON WHERE I AM! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
MIR GETS HIGH FROM ORANGE PEELS! HAHAHAHAH!
ORANGE PEELS ROCK!
BUT I CAN BECOME HIGH BY COMMAND! IM AWESOME LIKE THAT!
u eat orange peels :) ? haha mad people live on this blog
I like pistashios.
I'm not mad.
I have questions for Mr Landy (can I call you Derek? HEHEHE!)
1. Why is Nye an it? Was it created? Did it start off human? What is its origins? (that was fairly sensible!)
2. Do you like hamsters? I do! They're delicious!
3. I AM FEMALE!
4. Do you ever feel... how to explain... embarrassed, I guess, about your books? I do! I'm writing my own novel, and I am so sure that I want to be an author, but I am dreading the time when it's finished! I can't stand the attention!
5. Who is Valkyrie based on (if anyone)?
6. Do you think that I have too many questions?
7. Do you think that there will be a movie? If so, do you think that it will be as good as the books?
I have no more questions that I can be bothered to think of right now, so I am forced to give you break!
Laters!
haha perhps not but many are here :)
NOOO SILLY! WE SNIFF THEM! THEN MIR STARTS SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE AND JUMPING AROUND! AT THAT STAGE SHE CAN LITTERALLY CLAW SOMEONES EYE OUT!
*snaps fingers*
see. im good!
*snaps again*
*screams like a banshee*
I'M MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY NICKNAMES AT SCHOOL ARE EMZIBOOBOOZ, TUNA, AND (OF COURSE) MIKE!!!!!!!!!!
Derek....
To say I worry about you would be an understatement.
I LIKE SPOONS! *dances*
I think I've gone slightly mad without your input on Bebo, Mr Landy. PLEASE GO TO TEH BEBOS D: Also, guess where I am heading off to tomorrow Derekz?
DUBLIN!
Yep, tomorrow I'm down South because....Uh....I have no idea why I'm going to Dublin. The 'rents want to see some expedition or something... ANYWHO. My mum actually suggested going to see the head of Olivia Plunkett and I LOLed.
Anyway! See you latehhh!
FLARIN'
xxxxx
*puts on a clown suit and does a funny dance*
I'm still not mad.
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HI!
Yes epic! 1st comment XDDDDDDDDDDD
*inhales orange scents*
*screeches like a monkey*
*cat*
*sprints around like a lunatic*
You guys have all read Mortal Coil right? Well, is anyone else kind of grossed out by the thing where Caelan kissed Valkyrie?! (UH OH! I'M GOING NORMAL! THE HORROR! AHHHHHH! Oh, I'm not anymore! HAHAHAHA! YAYYYYYYYY!)
uyfuhggcgc
googoogoogoogoogoogoogoogoogoogoogoogoogoogoo!
Mike, yes I have read Mortal Coil. I wasn't grossed out by it, I just thought it was an odd thing for a vampire to be doing.
GOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOOGOO!
I think it's HORRIBLE! AND, he's like a hundred years older than her! DEREK, HOW COULD YOU?!
I want to work for MI6 Special Operations when I get older. That's what you get for reading too much Alex Rider...
whats the best april fools anyones done or seen?
DEREK, YOU ARE A NAUGHTY BOY! YOU HAVE MESSED UP VALKYRIE'S WHOLE WORLD! FIRST, YOU MAKE HER REFLECTION GO ALL FROOTLOOPS, THEN YOU GET CAELAN'S DIRTY SMOOCHERS ON HER, AND JUST TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, YOU CRAM A REMNANT INTO TANITH! AHHHHH!
hey everyone
Hi Falcon! It's been ages since I've talked to you!
There was this school trip we were having on april fools day, and one of the mums after driving in her daughter frowned at me and my friends when we walked up. She then looked at our clothes and said: "Hey guys, why ar eyou all dressed up? Didn't you hear? The trip was cancelled!" We all stared at her blankly, and she suddenly bust out laughing. I never smiled at her again.
Yeah! Hi!
*gives Dragona a HUGE hug*
i thought calen was a new ish vamp so he can be THAT old
Aaaahhh what did I do to deserve a hug? :P
i dunno! just haven't talked to you for ages! you just deserve one for being here! :P
haha nice one- i wasnt there but once someone put a dummy on the top o this huge hill on the edge of the town where i used to live. it looked like someone had hung themselves...
He IS new-ish! But that in vampire world means about one hundred at least! Please do remember that the average vcampire would probably be about... oh I dunno... nine hundred perhaps!
AAAAAAH! I GOTTA GOOOOOOOO! BYE!
*sprouts wings*
SHAPESHIFTER IS THE WAY TO GO!
*flies away*
Well that's probably the second best reason I've been hugged for ^^
yeah but as it said in the books most vamps start out human so he cant be thta old already. maybe...
he he he! cool! what was the first?!
*comes strolling in* My computer GRRR I will kill it *goes on blood rage and smashes it with a hammer*
Hey Nicolette!
*shrugs*
I can't remember actually Falcon. A person with a photographic memory not being able to remember something... Hmm... that's weird... I just remember saying that it was the best reason that I've been hugged for.
Hi Nicolette! Please don't kill your computer!
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goin back to dragona a sec and his mi6. i thought bout mi5...i know its a bit wierd but i like the look o the mobile intelligence officer:)
*looks up from smashing it with a hammer and smiles innocently* aww why not? O;)
funny!
Because we won't be able to talk to you Nicolette!
I will be typing my novel (based on the skulduggery pleasant books of course!) and so I won't have much time to talk now! Laters!
Bye Mike.
But but but... it wont let me talk! I just finished Kallistas fic and I was all over washed in epicness and about to comment when it spazes out and and restarts.... now it wont let me on anything accept the pages I was on... facebook, mass effect forums and facebook ... *sigh*
really need to start writin...kinda daydream, kinda my version o the skuldug world- obviously more about happenins in scotland ;)
YOU SAID FACEBOOK TWICE! HA!
BY THE WAY, I WILL BE TALKING, JUST NOT MUCH!
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
facebook twice ... ahh must be how much I like talking to my friends n facebook then :')
facebook! anyone else have it? my names kinda obvious for it...oh hold on i took me last name off..
I wonder where Kallista is :/
I haven't got facebook! All of my friends have!
Y'know... the conversations that go on in here... well they don't have very much to do with Skulduggery Pleasant... do they?
hi!
No Mike. After a while, talking about SP, as awesome and epic as it is, does get kinda boring. So we talk about random stuff like marshmallows!
*flies in on the back of a dragon* Hey guys! Good Steve. *pets dragon*
I can't draw. *sigh*
I LIKE MARSHMALLOWS!
MARSHMELLOWS! *eats all the marshmellows in a 12 mile radius*
YAY! MARSHMALLOWS! *jumps up and hops between screens on and off people's heads throwing marshmallows at them*
Hi Bryony!
wat cant u draw? or is it just in general?
hgvhvjh
In general. I just have a very low drawing capacity. If that makes any sense. Anyway, my pencil and my mind don't get on with each other.
I CAN DRAW MARCHMALLOWS! *continues jumping on people's heads, now throwing pencils, paper, marchmallows, and drawins of marshmallows*
Ah Mike. Are you new here? Because I have the feeling you're gonna fit right in. *grins and starts throwing pineapples at Mike*
:) i finished a drwin o a wolf today, then started a tortoise but it looks wierd- like it has big false eyelashes on :)
YAH I'M NEW! BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I'M NOT BOY! I'M A GIRL! (AT LEAST I WAS LAST TIME I CHECKED!
I'm trying to draw a girl and a dragon from my book, and the girl looks like a cross between anime and chibi with dodgy proportions, and the dragon looks like a the lovechild of a snake and a dog.
HAHAHA! YOUR PINEAPPLES HURT! OUCH! HAHAHA!
Ummmm....Mike? You have caps lock on. Just in case you hadn't noticed.
omg i CANNOT draw people at all! i can do animals pretty well. theressome on me blog somewhere, but people are just too hard
I DON'T HAVE CAPS ON SILLY! I'M HOLDING DOWN SHIFT! I LOVE CAPITALS! YAY!
LOL Kallista. Of course you're a girl. I wouldn't be married to you otherwise :P
When I draw I draw people best! Okay! Enough of he being serious! AIIIIAAYYGHAAAAHHHGAGAGAGAOOOOOWAHAHAHAGOOWAHGOWAH!!!
Hey Kallista! *does a twirl for Kallista* Do you like my socks? They're neon and stripy!
Oh, and Mike? We can tell. *grins*
PING!
You can tell wot?! O! the capitals! AHHHH! YES! YAY!
WHY HAVE PEOPLE SAID THAT THEY ARE DEREK'S MINIONS BEFORE?! THAT'S... THAT'S... AAARRRRRRRJHHHHHHAGWHGSAJJJJGJHAJHJSJHDFH! PING!
Toast and cider do not taste good together. Do not eat/drink them together. You have been warned.
*wonders if Kallista has stolen his soft mints*
*calls up to the tree*
Kallista? Please come down! :)
hiii everyone!!!!!!!!!!! =D
I can get her down Dragona! *eats the pineapple so Kallista has nothing to sit in*
There you go!
ayesha! havent seen u for a while! grr like no ones on facebook...now i have to find somethin better to do...
CAN'T TALK ANYMORE UNLESS IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
Hi Ayesha! I haven't talked to you for ages!
MY SOCKS! *curls up like a feotus to protect her socks* I wore them when we did Thriller at dancing!
Oh! Ohohohohohohohohohoh! Guess what! I have a dance competition on Saturday! Wish me luck!
@rachel
yh my internet wasn't working for a while but now it is!! yaay! =P
*from feotus position* Hey Ayesha! *waves, then curls back up*
good luck byrony hope you do well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe, iv been busy for a few days anyhoo. only been on today ish.
facebook *facebook dance* woop woop...off to speak to folk :) but still here- am multitaskin
EMERGENCY GOOD-LUCK-WISHING!
*runs away up the pineapple tree while Kallista is distracted with the waving*
Um Kallista, would you mind calming down just the tiniest little bit? :P
If she calms down, can I go more nutty?!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *steals sock back and stuffs it in mouth*
*indistinguishable sock mumbling* Gnafsnfdkfe!
ur nibbling Bryony's SOCK?!
LOL kallista!
AHHHH! NO! I FORGOT CAPITALS!
No Mike.
*steals Kallista's socks in revenge*
WHHHHAAAAA!
Hey everyone
hii nicole!!!
*looks up from Kallista's socks, which are currently being covered in salt, pepper and ketchup* Hey Nicole!
HELLO PERSON THAT I DO NOT KNOW! *jumps around, stealing EVERYBODY'S socks, and then putting them in a gift basket*
right im gonna go draw a penguine for a friends b-day card. will prob post it on me blog too though. and me wolf! and tiger...
itll be on hereat some point:http://picsofawesomeness.blogspot.com/2011/03/here-are-some-of-my-drawings.html
cya peeps :)
*gives socks to nicole*
*looks down at all the sock stealing from a beam holding up the roof*
*sighs*
*steals Kallista's foot* *adds salt*
byeee rachel!!!!!!!
*takes socks b4 i go*
thank uuu :D mike *eats socks* PENGUINS ROCKS MY SOCKS (that i hve ate) LIKE A BOWL OF COCOPOPS WEE PENGY MIXES LIKE A BOWL OF WEETABIX XD
*drops behind Bryony*
*puts a gun to her head*
Give Kallista her foot back... NOW :P
*GO'S DOWNSTAIRS AND STEALS FAMILY'S SOCKS. COMES BACK AND THROWS THEM UP AT DRAGONA*
Bye Rachel!
*hyper* GAH! tomorrow is the IBC! I'm going to Boston! and everyone is shipping out! Squeeeee~! it's going to be so fun! :)
?
*whispers*
Byex
*hugs Kallista*
I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
Dragona....*waves foot around* It's fake. Don't worry. I wouldn't REALLY steal Kallista's foot.
Or would I? *shifty eyes* *sees gun* No, really, I wouldn't.
Byeeeeeeee Rachel!
hiii lizzy!!!!!!
awwwwww, Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dragona, sorry i didn't get a chance to talk to you
hi and bye lizzy :)
Hey Ayesha!
Bye Dragona! *gives him Kallista's fake foot as a leaving present*
Lizzy - what?
byeeeee
bye!
Hey Bryony, I'm going out to Boston for the weekend with the crew to met Fred the helpful
byeee dragona!!
Ok, I got the Boston bit. Yay!
But who on this planet we so affectionately know as Earth is Fred the Helpful?
I'M NOT GOING UNTIL SOMEONE SAYS GOODBYE (NICELY) TO ME!
im eating my easter eggs while i drink lucozade while i dance to the chicken song XD
byeeee mike!!!!!
Damn , why do I always miss Nicole! I wanna talk to her! we have the same name !!!!!!!!!!!
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