.... So this can be the post where you continue your lunatic babblings, and the NZ post is for the earthquake topic. Glad to see a few postings from that part of the world...
:P I haven't got hit in the face by anything but when I was about six my brother pushed my dow the stairs and I whacked my head against the edge of a radiator. Split my head open from my forehead to the back, right down the middle. Blood was everywhere. :P
Actually that was when I was five. When I was six my other brother swung me into a radiator and I split my head open again and when I was seven I fell down the stairs again and I split it open again.
Yeah, but one of my brothers is beating me. He's split his open four times. The most spectacular was when he slipped on seaweed and smashed his head on a limpet. Limpets are shells in the shape os a cone. Drilled right through his flesh and when they cleaned it in the hospital they could see his skull. My other brother's only split his open twice though.
Both of yours are. Darkane, you've got athletics competitions and stuff to make it exciting. Jaffa, you have been to 22 countries, then you say YOUR life isn't exciting. What have I got? Hmm... nothing.
Well, my mum walked in and sat down while I was watching tv and I said "I bet you're gonna change the channel now, aren't you?" she picked up the box and it went onto the tv guide and she hadn't pressed anything! I must have psychic powers. Lol
Who said anything about parties? I'm talking about going out with friends. I have something on everyday apart from Monday and Sunday. All my friends do stuff after school on Friday and I can never go. No. Social. Life.
Telecenisis (or however you spell it) powers Jaffa. Psychic is when you can see the future, Telecenisis is when you can move objects and such likes with your mind.
You mean the 200meter one? I got to the final but then I came last. :P I was so annoyed because I thought I caught someone on the line but meh. I just need to work on my bend running. I'm running in a 200x4 people relay tomorrow and I running last so I really can't mess up.
The only bad thing about that is my couch said I should do the heptathlon. I really want to but I'm terrible at long jump and high jump. I used to be ok at high jump but then I got a block and I keep running out on the bar now. I'm so annoyed at myself.....
Haha! You said your couch! Your sofa talks to you!? Lol. I used to be really good at high jump but then I did the same as you plus I hurt myself a couple of times and I'm too scared to try again, last time I attempted it ended in tears
Last time I tried high jump I jump 1 meter 25 and then they put it up to 1 meter 30. I was like, I can do this, I've jump 1 37 before but I just kept running out. *grumbles*
I want to learn the sax and the bass guitar as well. I'm gonna get my brother to teach me bass before he goes to university and I'm trying to convince my dad to get me sax lessons.
i liked rose she was cool but prefer donna she's my favourite i dunno why and david tennant was really good at playing the doctor and i prefer him as the doctor.
Hmmm, Rose and Amy have got to be my favorite companions, I quite liked David Tennant as the Doctor but I reckon Matt Smith is doing a pretty good job. I was mostly wondering what you think of the romance between the tenth doctor and rose. I thought they should've stayed together, it was soooo obvious that they loved each other
I have to study two chapters in German. Finish questions in music. Learn off my set work in Music. Learn a couple of bars in a piece I'm playing in piano, find my metronome, practice drums. Probably something else I've forgotten.
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal Nicolette's ears*
Y'know, if you both are going to be lying all the time, I'm not going to comment. Because it wasn't bad, and I'm fed up of trying to tell you the truth when you've both got minds full of the shit that you think it's crap. Alright?
Both your fanfics weren't crap. And neither of you can say because you wrote them. The only opinions that matter are of the people who read them. So all your comments don't count. They were epic, and neither of you can say anything different.
And I thought yours was amazing, now I think it's epic!
Times I have also found funny was in mass effect 1 I shot a monkey and this alien called liara said " now I see why your species has a violent reputation"
Oh yeah on mass effect 2 this krogan is rambiling on about how him and his men will conquer the stars and kill thousands...
and then if you be a renegade you shoot your gun at the gas valve under him and say "you talk to much." He then goes "ha the human can't even hit a simple target." Whilst his men back away slowly and then you shoot it again and is is set on fire :D
In R.e and History we annoy the teacher so much with are crazy rambilings that in history last tuesday she ushered us both outside and said I think you should go see the school nurse ...
Oh if you have a sence of humor you'll love this, it has parts of Mass effect 2 in it but some of its edited ... should be pretty easy to tell which parts are edited though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tKdX-G_WOE
probably the funniest mass effect video I have ever watched!
you have to play it to get some of the jokes tho....
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:P I haven't got hit in the face by anything but when I was about six my brother pushed my dow the stairs and I whacked my head against the edge of a radiator. Split my head open from my forehead to the back, right down the middle. Blood was everywhere. :P
Actually that was when I was five. When I was six my other brother swung me into a radiator and I split my head open again and when I was seven I fell down the stairs again and I split it open again.
Ouch. That must have hurt.
Ouch! I think you need to be more careful Darkane!
When I was 2 I fell off of a double bed and cracked my head open on the corner of a concrete windowsill
GENERAL ELECTION TODAY!!!! Wish I could vote. *glares*
You all have exciting lives...
I've never broken a bone though. Even when I fell out of a tree from the very top.
I've broken my little toe. And that's it.
Yeah, but one of my brothers is beating me. He's split his open four times. The most spectacular was when he slipped on seaweed and smashed his head on a limpet. Limpets are shells in the shape os a cone. Drilled right through his flesh and when they cleaned it in the hospital they could see his skull.
My other brother's only split his open twice though.
I've never broken a bone. Dragona, trust me, my life isn't exciting
I know what a limpet is. And that must have hurt.
My life is definitely not exciting.
Yeah, it didn't help that we where in Galway and the nearest hospital was about and hour away.
Both of yours are. Darkane, you've got athletics competitions and stuff to make it exciting. Jaffa, you have been to 22 countries, then you say YOUR life isn't exciting. What have I got? Hmm... nothing.
Ooh, nasty. I dont really mind blood and gore. My friends say that I love violence
But that's not really true.
The creakiest thing just happened!
Athletics competitions are only on for about two months of the year.
My social life is practically extinct.
*freakiest not creakiest
Freaky things seem to happen to you Jaffa.
Darkane, the last time I went to a party was at primary school. I'd rather be on here than wasting my time going to stupid parties :P
Dragona, I'm sure your life is quite interesting and exciting, it might not be to you but it probably is to other people
What was it Jaffa?
Well, my mum walked in and sat down while I was watching tv and I said "I bet you're gonna change the channel now, aren't you?" she picked up the box and it went onto the tv guide and she hadn't pressed anything! I must have psychic powers. Lol
Brb
Who said anything about parties? I'm talking about going out with friends. I have something on everyday apart from Monday and Sunday. All my friends do stuff after school on Friday and I can never go. No. Social. Life.
Cool Jaffa.
Telecenisis (or however you spell it) powers Jaffa. Psychic is when you can see the future, Telecenisis is when you can move objects and such likes with your mind.
When was the last time I went out with my friends? Hmm... never. I have never been out with my friends. I have no social life.
Computers are good pillows
Hmm, it's even freakier cause I was watching the movie 'Matilda' (have you seen that? Or read the book?) and she could move thing with her mind.
Gtg, be back in 5-10mins
That's really random.
OK, bye Jaffa.
I don't mean out to wes or whatever. I mean to the cinema or even to their house.
Bye Jaffa.
I know what you mean, I've never done any of them either.
My bunnies stealing the plants water. EVIL RABBIT.
I have to go to the supermarket now. I'll be back in a few hours. Bye.
Bye Dragona.
.
RABBIT
brb
I'M BACK! Did ya miss me?
Hey Jaffa.
I'm gonna make a list of all the things I have to do today so I can have an athletic concentrated weekend.
Ok. I almost forgot, how did that race go.?
helloo everyone!!!
Hey Ayesha.
You mean the 200meter one? I got to the final but then I came last. :P I was so annoyed because I thought I caught someone on the line but meh. I just need to work on my bend running.
I'm running in a 200x4 people relay tomorrow and I running last so I really can't mess up.
Hi Ayesha!
Wow Darkane, you're really athletic
The only bad thing about that is my couch said I should do the heptathlon. I really want to but I'm terrible at long jump and high jump. I used to be ok at high jump but then I got a block and I keep running out on the bar now. I'm so annoyed at myself.....
That's probably all babble to you. Sorry.
Haha! You said your couch! Your sofa talks to you!? Lol. I used to be really good at high jump but then I did the same as you plus I hurt myself a couple of times and I'm too scared to try again, last time I attempted it ended in tears
i WAS good at running i kinda still am its just that i got really lazy.=P
I suck at most athletics, reading, writing and music are more my thing
Last time I tried high jump I jump 1 meter 25 and then they put it up to 1 meter 30. I was like, I can do this, I've jump 1 37 before but I just kept running out. *grumbles*
I like reading writing and music too.
Do you play any instruments Jaffa.
I play the clarinet, violin and piano, I also play the recorder and sing if you call those instruments
I play the piano and the drums. I can play the recorder and I sing when I'm alone in my room.
Yeah, I don't really like performing. I would like to learn the guitar and drums as well
I want to learn the sax and the bass guitar as well. I'm gonna get my brother to teach me bass before he goes to university and I'm trying to convince my dad to get me sax lessons.
You still there Ayesha?
yh im on an hunger games website lol apparently 50 actors have auditioned!!!
Blerg, German study.
I might be in and out cause I'm reading fanfics, sorry
o.O Which actors?
That's fine Jaffa.
they've not mentioned their names do you want the link?
ok jaffa!
Sure, thanks Ayesha.
http://www.hungergamestrilogy.net/
its got a lot of interesting stuff on here and they update it every day or every two days.
Hmm, do either of you watch Doctor Who?
sometimes jaffa why??
Cool, can't wait to see who it's gonna be.
Not religiously like one of my friends but I've seen a couple, Jaffa.
Ah, ok then. I just wanted your opinion on something
aks us i do watch it just not all the time!
I was wondering what your opinion on Rose and the 10th Doctor is if you've seen any of those episodes
Sorry, haven't seen the newest doctor.
Ok, I've studied some German, just need to study the descriptive verbs.
The tenth doctor (aka, David Tennant) was the Doctor previous to the new series
i liked rose she was cool but prefer donna she's my favourite i dunno why and david tennant was really good at playing the doctor and i prefer him as the doctor.
Berg, I have a list of stuff I have to do today and it's so long.
o.O Think I've seen to with david tennant, he's my favorite. I haven't seen the newest doctor.
two not to.
lol all i have to do today is finish art hw its gonna take me forever =(
Hmmm, Rose and Amy have got to be my favorite companions, I quite liked David Tennant as the Doctor but I reckon Matt Smith is doing a pretty good job. I was mostly wondering what you think of the romance between the tenth doctor and rose. I thought they should've stayed together, it was soooo obvious that they loved each other
I have a bit of homework over the weekend but I'll probably end up writing it on the bus on Monday morning :P
I have to study two chapters in German. Finish questions in music. Learn off my set work in Music. Learn a couple of bars in a piece I'm playing in piano, find my metronome, practice drums. Probably something else I've forgotten.
oh the romance...yh it was obvious to everyone that they fancied each other and soo should have stayed together!!
:P I have to go guys. Mum wants the computer. I'll be on a bit later. Bye.
lol darkane you are really busy
byeee darkane!!
Poor Darkane, I hate doing homework
@Ayesha, I was sooo upset when rose got stuck in that parallel universe. They should have stayed together!
Bye Darkane!
yes they should have sooooo stayed together.
What's your favorite band/singer Ayesha?
ummm...usher lol he's such a good singer.
who's yours??
I quite like the Black Eyed Peas and also Taylor Swift
i like the black eyed peas they used to be my fav but i like usher better!! i don't like taylor swift...i just dont know why!!!
Hmm, I like her new songs, they're more rock than country which I like. I have no idea why, but I posted a list of my favourite songs on my website :P
i have art hw that i really can't be botherd doing =(
i haven't heard her new songs. but i just don't like her style of music
Ooh. I'm sorry but i gtg cause I need some sleep! BYE!
byeee jaffa!!
I might be on tomorrow :)
ok =D
helloo?? is noone on??
WHAT IS WITH THIS FREAKY WEATHER?!
OKAY! WHO WANTS TO BE SACRIFICED?!
*looks around*
*grabs fletcher out of nowhere*
HEDGEHOG BOY, SHOW ME WAT YOU GOT!
*tosses fletcher into the storm*
Well today is homework day and even though I have 4 prices none of them can be done until I go back to school
I love this :D I won't when I'm at school but I do right now
HIYA NICOLETTE!
Ooh me pick me I want to be sacrificed :D
Hey! How you doing :D
I can't sus out whether I'm smelling potatoes or swede or maybe even carrots
Hmm
lol! hi nicolette!
hi mar-chu!
im doing art hw =(
Aww I hate art
Sorry I do it was fun in year 8 but now it's all write write write
it WAS fun in yr8 now its all serious and no fun at all. oh and waaaaaay to stressy.
sry. computer crashed on me.
i find if art doesnt have a good teacher, its ruined. like LAST YEAR! YEAH, THATS RIGHT! I'M TALKING TO YOU!
*sniff sniff*
ooh! poptarts! apple strudel!
Hi.
lol mar-chu.
hi dragona.
HIYA DRAGONA!
yaaaaaay~ everyones coming oooooon~
even tho i woke up at six in the morning, i feel wide awake!
*yawns*
well at least i WAS...
AH!!! DEATH BY PIANO I SAY!!!!!! DDDDEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Mar-chu.
Hi Darkane.
hi darkane. whats up??
HIYA DARKANE!
Bleh, I just re read all my old fan fiction and it's so bad.
No it isn't Darkane! It's epic! Do not think it's bad because it truly isn't!
*clicks rapid fire and checks*
i like it!
No, it really does suck.
No it doesn't Darkane! I'm not arguing with you because it is EPIC! Do NEVER think that! IT honestly doesn't suck!
ITS UBER FANTASTIC!
*sprinkles fairy dust everywhere*
SIDUEFv;IPWUEFV:AORGH;ABGUUbeobsu;fpziz'dsx/c
Wth Darkane?
Too many variables ! Too many variables! *explodes*
Unexeptable tests unexeptable goals, have no choice have to kill you
Ak! Sorry guys had to have lunch! Turned out it was pasta not potato or swede or carrots :/
Hi Nicolette.
darkane only you probably think it sucks but everyone else thinks it's great!
ASDFGHJKL!
SIDUEFv;IPUEFV:AORGH;ABGUUbeobu;fpziz'dsx/c
TADAAA!!!!!! So tired.
Darkane, it really isn't rubbish. It's epic!
*prances*
its 8:03 where i am! (A.M)
It's 1:04 where I live.
I know how you fee darkane when Derek read my story it was my very first one an I cringed when I re read it!
Now it's all gone as I deleted them but I still can't het over the fact he read something so bad
*puts head on desk and mumbles* rubbish. *snore*
It wasn't bad Nicolette!
*throws apple at Darkane's head*
BE HAPPY!
Stop thinking your fanfic is rubbish Darkane! It really isn't. It might be to you, but it really isn't to us. Same with you Nicolette.
Ooh trust me it was, that's why I have started a new story from scratch
I know. God it's sooooooooooooo bad. :(
*stabs her ears with a compas so she can't hear anything*
Sonofabitch that hurt!
Yeah I can't hear anyone ... It's too quiet
It wasn't bad Nicolette, it really wasn't. It wasn't as good as your new one, but it still was awesome.
I didn't find yours that bad darkane but I found mine bad, I'm ok with the ones I have up now but my old ones were baaad
hehehe, amanda bines.
BE HAPPY!
*throws apple at Darkane's head again*
No, mine was SOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!!!!!!
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal Nicolette's ears*
Y'know, if you both are going to be lying all the time, I'm not going to comment. Because it wasn't bad, and I'm fed up of trying to tell you the truth when you've both got minds full of the shit that you think it's crap. Alright?
Amanda
That makes me think of tomb raider and tomb raider makes me think of killing a t-Rex
I'm gunna go kill that trex
*tries to dodge apple but is to tired*
SMILE!
*stretches face*
^^^ my thoughts exactly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
*people are looking at me weirdly*
I can't stop laughing.
*walks away satisfied*
my work here is done~
*cat*
*curls up and snores*
Both your fanfics weren't crap. And neither of you can say because you wrote them. The only opinions that matter are of the people who read them. So all your comments don't count. They were epic, and neither of you can say anything different.
The last time I couldn't stop laughing is when I shot that dude in the face
*glances at darkane*
Soo tell me what you thought of mine and I say what I thought of yours?
If someone didn't know what you're referencing, Nicolette, that's going to sound weird.
Sure, I think yours is amazing.
I couldn't stop laughing when I was on Turok, aiming down my sniper sight and a guy got eaten by a dinosaur ^^
OUCH!!!!!! I'm watching vlogbrothers and Hank just said that his intestines were poking through is diaphragm. :P
Lol eaten by a dinosaur!
And I thought yours was amazing, now I think it's epic!
Times I have also found funny was in mass effect 1 I shot a monkey and this alien called liara said " now I see why your species has a violent reputation"
*human*
gotta go guys!
*eyes computer battery nervously*
BYE!
*hugs*
*skips off*
Hehehe, monkey.
Bye Mar.
In mass effect 2 we could punch a monkey ... but couldn't shoot it :( awww
Bye Mar-chu.
I laughed when I was on Star Wars Battlefront and a guy said "No one messes with the 501st" and then got nailed by a sniper.
bye mar-chu.
I laughed when me and my friend were doing impersonations of English accents and a teacher walked by and looked at us like we needed help.
Oh yeah on mass effect 2 this krogan is rambiling on about how him and his men will conquer the stars and kill thousands...
and then if you be a renegade you shoot your gun at the gas valve under him and say "you talk to much." He then goes "ha the human can't even hit a simple target." Whilst his men back away slowly and then you shoot it again and is is set on fire :D
hiiiilarious
Brb.
In R.e and History we annoy the teacher so much with are crazy rambilings that in history last tuesday she ushered us both outside and said I think you should go see the school nurse ...
O.o WTH!
Giant Inflatable Beavers.
Lol Nicolette.
Raandom LOL
Squirrels on Trampolines.
lol nicolette!
Anyone know websites where you can watch TV shows?
I have to go for a bit. Bye.
Bye Dragona.
bye dragona.
Hmm I wonder what the funniest thing that happened on there was .....
ooh I know!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvoxr7w1wWM
and this is what happened to the krogan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6a7lJFhUCY&feature=related
Bye Dragona!
hehehe, he burned.
Oh if you have a sence of humor you'll love this, it has parts of Mass effect 2 in it but some of its edited ... should be pretty easy to tell which parts are edited though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tKdX-G_WOE
probably the funniest mass effect video I have ever watched!
you have to play it to get some of the jokes tho....
GIANT EGG!!! TINY EGG!!!
I'm going now. Bye guys.
bye darkane.
LOL STICK FIGURES ON CRACK FTW!
I'm not gay but I'll learn
LOL
Crazy stickfigure randomness! Haven't watched it?
OMG LOL!
anyone here?
lol sorry nicolette im doing art hw give me 10 mins to stick everything down then i'll talk to you
okaii :)
back. lol finiished it. it looks pretty crap but hey as long as i've done my homework it doesn't matter =P
yeah thats what I always do , dont care if its any good as long as its done :D
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