.... So this can be the post where you continue your lunatic babblings, and the NZ post is for the earthquake topic. Glad to see a few postings from that part of the world...
I don't know if it would fit in with your style of art at all but one idea I had was to have Serpine saying something like "and now write about that time I saved that Hollow Man from drowning..."
Obviously it's your piece but if you do want any thoughts on finer details I have a few.
Okay guys. I have to make my departure now, I still feel in a bad mood so I wont be returning tonight. Maybe I will tomorrow... when I have more news on my niece's operation. See you later, my friends. Have a good night and stay safe...
Ok, Fanfic posted. My head is spinning. Please comment if you can. There's probably loads of typo's because I didn't want to read through it all. I know. I'm lazy. :D
Please be happy tonight, I know we're going through a hard time with the people who don't like us commenting, but you still have to be happy. Nothing has changed :)
It was a suggestion by a commenter called Alex. Amazing idea. This is what he wrote in the comment.
Basically I got the idea from Derek blogging 'under duress' and this would be Gordon doing a similar thing and I think it would be an amusing little scene for someone to draw; Gordon hunched over his typewriter/keyboard with Serpine standing over him, commanding him to write something nice about him.
Yeas, but the branches broke my fall. Every one of them.
And how were the branches?
A lot unlike pillows.
You could have been killed.
But I wasn't
But you could have been.
But I wasn't
I'm not denying that you make a good point, but the fact is you could have been. I've already lost a dear friend to all this and I don't want that to happen to you.
Well, to answer your first question first, yes. That bag contains all the equipment needed for a beautifully executed break-in. To answer your second question, no, that is not where we're going. Before I get to introduce you to a life of crime, I get to introduce you to the Elder Mages.
Crime sounds more fun.
As indeed it is, though I would never condone crime in any of it's forms. Except when I do it, naturally.
Naturally. So why are we delaying the fun? What do these Elder Mages want?
They've heard that I'm dragging a perfectly nice you lady into all manner of trouble and they want to admonish me for it.
Tell them it's none if their business.
Well, while I do admire your moxie...
What's moxie>
.. I'm afraid that won't work too well with these fellows. One thing you have to remember about the Elder Mages is that they're....
"I am Eachan Meritorious, Grand Mage of this Council. Beside me are Morwenna Crow and Sagacious Tome. Can I assume, because you have not yet picked a name, that you do not intend to involve yourself in our affairs for very much longer?" Stephanie's throat was dry. "I'm not sure." "See?" Skulduggery said. "Insubordinate."
Meritorious raised his eyebrow. "While this is true, in your normal life you never had to deal with sorcerers and murder attempts." The Elders were gazing at her with interest. "Maybe," she admitted. "But I don't think I can forget about all this." Skulduggery shook his head sadly. "Troublesome."
"Don't you dare," Sanguine warned, glaring at her with those black holes, but she paid no heed. She stooped and picked up the straight razor and this infuriated him even further. "What is it with you women?"he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you got little pieces of me, of my very soul, and now? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to shave?"
"I am not a coward," Sanguine said hotly, looking up at them. :I have just been momentarily out classed. It takes a man to admit he's been beaten."
"You must be very manly then," Valkyrie said, which drew a glare from the American.
"No one like sarcasm, Miss Cain. I've merely delayed my exit to promise you something. You took my straight razor away, li'l darlin'. That I view as an unforgivable offense. So when the time comes, when you've served you purpose, I swear to you I'm gonna kill you for free." And with that, Billy-Ray Sanguine disappeared into the ground. Then he pooped his head back up. "Or at least half price." And then he was gone again.
"The panel is gone," Skulduggery announced. " The moment we left, they must have changed the locks on us. I don't know wether to feel flattered or insulted." "I get the feeling you're going to decide on flattered." He shrugged. "it's a fuzzier feeling."
He looked at her. "You're not getting your present."
Valkyrie frowned. "What? Why not?"
"Because it was a Christmas present. It's not Christmas any more."
"Of course it is. There's twelve whole days of Christmas."
"They don't count."
"Yes they do."
"The twelve days are merely to let people know when it's take down their tasteless decorations. It's St Stephens Day today, and I didn't get you a St Stephen's Day present."
"But..but that's not fair! I have your present!"
"Can I have it?"
"No you can't!"
"Why not?"
"Why do you think? Because you wouldn't give me mine."
"Ah, that's just mean."
"How can you consider that mean when you started it?"
I'm not giving you your present because I just don't give Christmas presents after Christmas. I don't see the point. But you have no such policy, and so no such excuse. The only reason you're not giving me my present is because of sheer bitterness. You're just being mean."
"Fine. Here's your present."
"It's a fairly distinctive shape."
She grunted.
"I'm not entirely sure I need to unwrap it, I think I can guess what it is."
"Good for you."
"Valkyrie, is it a hairbrush?"
"Yes! See? That's a thoughtful gift! You haven't needed a hairbrush in hundreds of years, but you do now! Sometimes, anyway."
"Yes, but you got me a hairbrush for Christmas."
"It works on two levels! It's thoughtful and amusing! The present you gave me works on no levels, because you didn't give me a present. Don't you dare complain."
"His hair is huge!" he exclaimed. Fletcher followed him in, looking sheepish but cute in dark jeans and a black shirt. "Look!" her dad continued, pointing. "It's just sticking up at odd angles! Like a demented porcupine!"
I was in laughing fits after that part. :D Still cracks me up.
"Stephanie, you look lovely. I do think the knees are a bit much though."
"Dad."
"Des."
"I'm just expressing an opinion, that's all. Personally I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? 'Oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought!'"
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Kallista ... I reaaalllly want to read more of your fanfiction
like now.. I cant explain the feeling I just NEED more reading now!
*goes crazy*
Hey Nicolette.
You're not making your stories depressing, are you Darkane? :o
How can you make an attack hyena depressing?
:O I have to go and wash the pots. I'll be back.
I don't know, by making it kill someone?
Kallista, I have appologised to Hellboy, go look if you wish but please don't argue with it or be angry at me, I have done what is right.
OK Darkane.
By the way you've said that, I can tell you didn't read it, you would be mad at me if you did.
Hi again Darkane.
What did you say to Hellboy?
I said sorry for not inviting him to the wedding.
Oh, ok.
I knew you would argue with it Kallista, I'm doing what's right. It is my fault, not yours.
Lol, Kallista. It may just be Buttercup.
:O I didn't know you were ill. I hope you get better soon.
Yeah, I think it might be Buttercup. :D But then again it may be Lucifer.
I hope your not too sick Kallista. :(
Aww. I hope you get better soon Kallista. Maybe you should go see a doctor.
:( That sucks Kallista. Try taking a multi vitamin every day.
I'm just doing what's right and I knew you wouldn't like it, but I did it anyway.
*summons a zombie marshmallow army and attacks dragona*
Mwahahaha!!!
>:D
No problem Kallista. Hope you feel better.
Hey Lacuna. I don't think we've met. *extends hand in greeting*
*eats a zombie marshmellow*
*the marshmellows look at her in horror*
hey who said it had to be you eating us? I thought I could mix it up a bit you know us eat you ?
Hi Lacuna, what have you got against ME?
*shoots the zombies*
*picks up zombie corpse and munches on it* Nom nom
*gets a giant stick and kebabs the zombies and roasts them before eating them*
Yey! I have a ship named after me! Dragona Pine, the best boat that sails the seven seas :P
:O You named a ship after me?
Aw shucks. :D
Darkane let me see what you come up with if you do get round to drawing it!
Sure thing Alex. :D I'll start on it after I finish this fan fiction I'm writing. Shouldn't be that long.
I feel like eating a bit of Chorizo.
I don't know if it would fit in with your style of art at all but one idea I had was to have Serpine saying something like "and now write about that time I saved that Hollow Man from drowning..."
Obviously it's your piece but if you do want any thoughts on finer details I have a few.
Any ideas on the style. Realistic, cartoon, manga?
LOL Kallista. Is it me that got stolen from the Spanish?
Yey! I got stolen from Blackbeard XDDDD you're a much nicer owner than Blackbeard, you look MUCH nicer :)
I was Spanish? Port pa vour?
No idea what that means. Anyone else know?
Por favor?
Cartoon was my thinking.
I could do it in two styles. I wasn't thinking cartoon but I think it would be an interesting work.
Well my spirit will be with the boat to make it go extra fast and crash into other people's ships... or to just blow people to pieces with cannons :)
And yes, Por favor. :D
I do German not Spanish. Don't kill me Spanish minions.
Vampires don't have blood in their veins, do they?
YEY! CANNONS! You can tell it's named after me :P
I have to go for about 10 mins. I'll be back in a bit, bye for now.
Por favor is please in Spanish.
Like I said it's your work so do it however you think it would work best.
Ok. Nearly finished my fanfic. Two room, an epic fight and a reunion left. Can't wait to get started on this.
:P Medicine can be disgusting. Just have a glass of juice waiting.
Hey, I've done some soul searching and actually decided to return...
A few minutes listening to some 'MCR' seems to have done the trick...
*high fives Kallista*
Soul searching?
My friend said I'd be good in A&E.
Yep, soul searching. Does anyone know when my friend Dragona will return???
In about 5 mins I think?
Ahhhh!
: )
*hugs Kallista back*
Back.
Yeah, Dragona has returned! : )
Great timing.
Why did you want me? :P
Ha ha! You're emotions do send me reeling also, Kallista! : )
*hugs Kallista back*
Such a sweet show of emotions...
You are lucky you have found the perfect match! :')
Oops indeed, Kallista!
*tries to help Kallista up*
SLAM!
*feels dizzy and falls over, hitting her head and falling unconcious*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to revive Alexia*
You talking about me?
Top Gear is funny.
Kallista, were you in my fanfic?
Umm, I am unsure of what you mean, Dragona...
It is that, Dragona.
What ever happened to Sarthacus?
"Such a sweet show of emotions...
You are lucky you have found the perfect match! :')"
Is that me? :P
Lol Kallista. I'll put you in anyway. I'm sure you were.
Kallista, I am going to ask you kindly to remove that horrid bandage from my wound. I would much rather fall into a black hole than wear...pink.
Yes, Dragona.. you have found Kallista, and you care yfor eachother a lot x : )
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal Alexia*
NOW you don't need to wear pink :P
Hehehehe, Sarthacus just shrieked really highly in my fanfic. :D
Ah, my saviour! : )
You names a ship after me? :D awww ...
I names one of my profile of mass effect kallista Shepard, shes a paragon but so far I haven't gotten past the part where you die ...
I called the renegade one Nicolette and the Paragon one kallista
renegade = mischivious/slightly evil
paragon= nice and caring
Is Hellboy's OC's name Isreal or Israel?
Israel.
Hmmmm....
Sure Kallista.
Thanks Dragona.
Ahh, Kallista is doing her puppy dog face!
*gives her a billion jaffa cakes*
Lol Kallista. :D
*teleports to where Kallista is, brings her back to Blogland*
*seals the black hole*
*leaps at Kallista and gives her a hug*
I want a jaffa cake to *smiles innocently*
hiii!!!
Very random black hole exit there....
*jumps down the black hole also*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*runs from lions as they chase her in Africa*
Hey Ayesha.
It's already been sealed Alexia :P
Hmm *finds another black hole and jumps inside*
WEEEEEEE!!!
*ends up on mars* Crud ... *begins to turn blue from suffocation and the cold*
Lol, I didn't see your commment, sorry my friend.
*floats through space eating jaffa cakes*
sorry comp froze =S
OK Ayesha.
Okay guys. I have to make my departure now, I still feel in a bad mood so I wont be returning tonight. Maybe I will tomorrow... when I have more news on my niece's operation. See you later, my friends.
Have a good night and stay safe...
Blue-paragon
red= renegade ...
blues my favourite colour though *paints herself blue*
:D *tonnes of smifrs surround her* Heeey ... *grab her and carry her off*
AHHH!
byeee alexia!!
Bye Alexia, I hope I'll talk to you again soon.
Bye Alexia. Hope everything turns out ok.
*shoots the smurfs*
hey y'all!
*smirfs dump her on her ground, still bound*
*looks at her now blue hair* I like it :D
hi geckogirl!!
Hey Geckogirl.
*sees her cat looking quite proud of himself ontop of clean washing*
erm...one sec guys!
LOL Geckogirl.
*glares at Sherlock*
And you be careful with my Kallista, or I'll have you thrown in hell.
lol kallista!
*turns to sherlock*
Skylara:Stop harassing my friends!
Sherlock: But I'm bored!
Skylara: *hands him a baseball bat* Moriarty is tied up in the corner, go and interrigate him or something!
Sherlock: *smiles happily and walks off to get moriarty*
lol geckogirl
:)
Um Kallista, that wasn't an idle threat.
Erm,... hi!
hi aquila!!
Ok, Fanfic posted. My head is spinning. Please comment if you can. There's probably loads of typo's because I didn't want to read through it all. I know. I'm lazy. :D
mmmmm...tea and oreos... *sups tea happily*
I never really tried tea before sherlock. I only tried it because of that when i was watching one of the episodes again the other week.
...as you can imagine i now have a sherlock,tea and oreo addiction now...
*sees cat trying to clamber onto washing again*
*places him on chair and he purrs happily*
Hey Aquila.
MINE
Not exactly...
*looks at pink stuff*
hey aquila!
i'll cheak it out now darkane!
*sees cat eyeing tea suspiciously*
oohhhh...this is going to end badly...*runs over to stop cat*
Anyway. New fanfic on my blog.
*changes to cat and walks around Skylaras tea*
*sees aquila joining my cat* nice kitties...don't touch skylara's tea!
*cats edge closer*
Hi Aquila, even though it's a bit late.
I've commented Darkane.
Thanks Dragona.
me 2 darkane!
*swipes tea just in time*
mmmmm.....
*sherlock comes back*
Sherlock: Tea break.
Skylara: k, *clears throat* JOHN!
*john comes running by*
Sherlock: Tea John.
Skylara: Don't forget the oreos! Teehee! It's like our own little butler!
*John scowls and turns to walk away*
*trips over cat and falls flat on his face*
*cat starts licking his face*
I'm writing a new part of my zombie story because some of you didn't like the death of Dragona. I've nearly done.
good dragona, i didn't like the death!
*hands him torch and sello-tape*
Remember it this time!
Thanks Skylara.
*hangs in Kallistas arms*
Meow!
You want me to put the torch and sellotape in the story?
lol, you can do if you want dragona ;)
but im just making sure you have it handy so u dont die again.
Everybody needs a torch and sello-tape in scary movies!
...and perhaps a flame thrower but i doubt that would fit in your pocket...
*meows while being thrown aruond*
Meeeeooooooowww!
Have you read my fanfic yet Kallista?
*eats treat*
*purrs*
*kisses Kallista*
Please be happy tonight, I know we're going through a hard time with the people who don't like us commenting, but you still have to be happy. Nothing has changed :)
I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
Thanks Kallista. :D
Night Dragona.
Bye Dragona!
People who don't like you commenting?
bye dragona!
bye dragona.
I have my SP boos stacked beside me so I can use them as reference for the drawing I'm doing. So many pages to find descriptions in.
what drawing are you doing darkane??
*cat jumps out of Kallistas arms*
*walks around evryones ankles, purring*
*leaves blog*
It was a suggestion by a commenter called Alex. Amazing idea.
This is what he wrote in the comment.
Basically I got the idea from Derek blogging 'under duress' and this would be Gordon doing a similar thing and I think it would be an amusing little scene for someone to draw; Gordon hunched over his typewriter/keyboard with Serpine standing over him, commanding him to write something nice about him.
lol i think that would be so epic darkane!
...why when i type bbc sherlock into google images one of the pictures that comes up is a camel :|
...the internet is so strange
oh yeah i saw that i was there? lol that was a good suggestion. cant wait to see it.
lol geckogirl.
Lol thanks Kallista.
gah! my tea has gone cold!
*shivers* ohh so cold....
*sherlock puts blanket around skylara*
Sherlock: *texts john*
*john comes running in*
John: OMG WHATS WRONG!?
Sherlock: Skylara needs more tea.
John: THE TEXT SAID 'COULD BE DANGEROUS...'!
Skylara: You could get a nasty burn.
*john mutters angrily and storms off*
Ok Kallista
ok kallista!
lol kallista *picks her up* come back soon!
lol geckogirl.
Stephanie, you jumped off a building.
Yeas, but the branches broke my fall. Every one of them.
And how were the branches?
A lot unlike pillows.
You could have been killed.
But I wasn't
But you could have been.
But I wasn't
I'm not denying that you make a good point, but the fact is you could have been. I've already lost a dear friend to all this and I don't want that to happen to you.
Are you saying you'd be very upset if I died?
Very is such a strong word.
SP is so good. :D
lol i love SP!
ohh! are we quoting things now!
my turn! my turn! *jumps up and down excited*
*silence*
Sherlock:Shut up.
Lestrade: What? I didn't say anything!
Sherlock: You were thinking-it's annoying.
my favorite bit of the first SP book is when Stephanie faints when she first sees Skulduggery.
I could not stop laughing!
oh god. now i can't stop quoting things!
"I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."
-Doctor Who
Turian: "How many years until the rachni overrun the galaxy?"
Me: "Three, No wait Four."
OMG this made me LOL
*dashes for the exit when she gets yanked back by a daisy chain*
ahhh the unbreakable daisy chain ..
Well, to answer your first question first, yes. That bag contains all the equipment needed for a beautifully executed break-in. To answer your second question, no, that is not where we're going. Before I get to introduce you to a life of crime, I get to introduce you to the Elder Mages.
Crime sounds more fun.
As indeed it is, though I would never condone crime in any of it's forms. Except when I do it, naturally.
Naturally. So why are we delaying the fun? What do these Elder Mages want?
They've heard that I'm dragging a perfectly nice you lady into all manner of trouble and they want to admonish me for it.
Tell them it's none if their business.
Well, while I do admire your moxie...
What's moxie>
.. I'm afraid that won't work too well with these fellows. One thing you have to remember about the Elder Mages is that they're....
Really old sorcerers?
Well, yes.
Worked that out all by myself
You must be so proud.
Private Baldrick: I heard that the war started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.
Captain Blackadder: I think you mean it started when the Archduke of Austro-Hungary got shot.
Private Baldrick: Nah, there was definitely an ostrich involved, sir.
-Blackadder goes forth
I would be proud if I worked that out :D
I can't draw with all these SP quotes. I'll work on it tomorrow. Now to bombard you with quotes.
*rubs off the mustache*
*raises her hands in surrender*
Please don't shoot! *hands glow blue* actually please do shoot >:D
"I am Eachan Meritorious, Grand Mage of this Council. Beside me are Morwenna Crow and Sagacious Tome. Can I assume, because you have not yet picked a name, that you do not intend to involve yourself in our affairs for very much longer?"
Stephanie's throat was dry. "I'm not sure."
"See?" Skulduggery said. "Insubordinate."
Meritorious raised his eyebrow. "While this is true, in your normal life you never had to deal with sorcerers and murder attempts."
The Elders were gazing at her with interest. "Maybe," she admitted. "But I don't think I can forget about all this."
Skulduggery shook his head sadly. "Troublesome."
Gah! internet turned off again!
*hits laptop*
*laptop growls and comes to life*
ohhhhhh ddeeeaarrrr...
GeckoGirl you must run!
it's your only hope!
*skylara grabs baseball bat and trys to hit the laptop while sherlock fires his browning at it*
your right nicolette!
*runs away from laptop*
*laptop chases after her*
*john wanders back in and laptop devours him*
Sherlock: No! JOHN!
Skylara: Shame, he was a good butler...
"Don't you dare," Sanguine warned, glaring at her with those black holes, but she paid no heed. She stooped and picked up the straight razor and this infuriated him even further.
"What is it with you women?"he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you got little pieces of me, of my very soul, and now? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to shave?"
*marshmellow bonks skylara on the nose and she falls to the floor*
*laptop trys to eat her*
Sherlock: NOOOOOO! *pushes skylara out of the way and gets eaten*
Skylara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *jumps into cyberspace to go and save sherlock*
*uses her biotics to fire all marshmellows at the laptop*
the laptop sparks and slows down, the slower speed means I can now lift it into the air*
*it lifts up in the air unable to move*
Now hit it now!
Is that right govener?
I'm british, not a pirate!
*skylara runs madly through cyber space*
*Screams through laptop* don't kill it yet! I'm still inside!
*scans madly*
*Finds sherlock browsing his site 'the science of deduction'*
*finds john browsing a knitting site*
*grabs the two of them and jumps out of the laptop*
*stamps on laptop madly*
"I am not a coward," Sanguine said hotly, looking up at them. :I have just been momentarily out classed. It takes a man to admit he's been beaten."
"You must be very manly then," Valkyrie said, which drew a glare from the American.
"No one like sarcasm, Miss Cain. I've merely delayed my exit to promise you something. You took my straight razor away, li'l darlin'. That I view as an unforgivable offense. So when the time comes, when you've served you purpose, I swear to you I'm gonna kill you for free." And with that, Billy-Ray Sanguine disappeared into the ground. Then he pooped his head back up.
"Or at least half price." And then he was gone again.
"The panel is gone," Skulduggery announced. " The moment we left, they must have changed the locks on us. I don't know wether to feel flattered or insulted."
"I get the feeling you're going to decide on flattered."
He shrugged. "it's a fuzzier feeling."
"Two of you," he sounded surprised. "But my hallucinations never travel in pairs...."
Hey y'all! i might be slow, i'm working on a report about the river Lambro
hey lizzy!
anyone wanna have a go at this puzzle?
http://www.thescienceofdeduction.co.uk/hidden-messages/hiddenmessage3
u need to use a pigpen cipher but i think im using it wrong...
The cipher reads "Sherlock I have found you"
....i dont think i solved it right...
I got:
J HEVPSCO I HAME FSLRD YSL
......aww.
*sherlock looks over smugly*
Sherlock: Haven't figured it out yet?
Skylara: *mumbles* I hate your stupid site...
*stares at lizzy in awe*
how did?
what did?
huh?
I love puzzles and patters and codes *smiles smugly*
i need some practice doing ciphers....
oops, i meant patterns
how did u do that lizzy? *takes out notepad*
She held out her hands. "Present."
He looked at her. "You're not getting your present."
Valkyrie frowned. "What? Why not?"
"Because it was a Christmas present. It's not Christmas any more."
"Of course it is. There's twelve whole days of Christmas."
"They don't count."
"Yes they do."
"The twelve days are merely to let people know when it's take down their tasteless decorations. It's St Stephens Day today, and I didn't get you a St Stephen's Day present."
"But..but that's not fair! I have your present!"
"Can I have it?"
"No you can't!"
"Why not?"
"Why do you think? Because you wouldn't give me mine."
"Ah, that's just mean."
"How can you consider that mean when you started it?"
I'm not giving you your present because I just don't give Christmas presents after Christmas. I don't see the point. But you have no such policy, and so no such excuse. The only reason you're not giving me my present is because of sheer bitterness. You're just being mean."
"Fine. Here's your present."
"It's a fairly distinctive shape."
She grunted.
"I'm not entirely sure I need to unwrap it, I think I can guess what it is."
"Good for you."
"Valkyrie, is it a hairbrush?"
"Yes! See? That's a thoughtful gift! You haven't needed a hairbrush in hundreds of years, but you do now! Sometimes, anyway."
"Yes, but you got me a hairbrush for Christmas."
"It works on two levels! It's thoughtful and amusing! The present you gave me works on no levels, because you didn't give me a present. Don't you dare complain."
Hey Lizzy, new fan fic on my blog.
lol darkane! i love that bit!
Ok darkane, i'll check it out in a bit, i need to finish my HW
Sherlock: *Smiles smugly* you didn't work it out did you?
Skylara: That's it! I'm going onto John's blog!
John: *smiles happily*
Sherlock: But all he does is insult me!
Skylara: *smiles happily* And?
"Amazingly, astonishingly stupid, but brave."
"Yeah."
"Very foolish is what I'm getting at."
"I can see that."
"Thick, basically. Just thick. Dumb as a bag of hammers. Not too bright there, Valkyrie."
"You can really stop complimenting me now."
Ok Lizzy.
Lol Skylara.
*sicks tongue out at Kallista* this is important!
"His hair is huge!" he exclaimed.
Fletcher followed him in, looking sheepish but cute in dark jeans and a black shirt.
"Look!" her dad continued, pointing. "It's just sticking up at odd angles! Like a demented porcupine!"
I was in laughing fits after that part. :D Still cracks me up.
*noms on candy and pretends to work*
"Stephanie, you look lovely. I do think the knees are a bit much though."
"Dad."
"Des."
"I'm just expressing an opinion, that's all. Personally I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? 'Oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought!'"
I'll stop quoting now. :D
soz guys, i g2g
c u all soon!
*waves madly*
Bye Skylara. Talk to you some other time.
*ties Kallista to a chair for her own safety, and ours*
*carefully take the scissors from Kallista and throws them off the cliff. Whistles innocently*
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