Ah, the Jitter Girls.
They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.
I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.
Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.
January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.
I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.
I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.
Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.
I should probably get back to work.
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What did your sisters get you for CHristmas? We're DYING to know!
LOL Sounds like trouble! But, as you've said, a solution will present itself :D Can't WAIT to read about them! They sound quite fun. :] Good luck!
And what a title too! "The Jitter girls" Veeeeeery interesting :)
Oh, alright, Kallista. I'll likely still be around. :]
I just finished watching the last episode of the last season of a Robin Hood show. It was an EXTREMELY bitter-sweet ending. Mostly sad. :'[ I mean, happy too, but sad. So this post was a marvelous.... uhhh... thing to read... afterwords... :]
LOL just wait for word of your new post to spread and there'll be comments galore :P
WOW! THis is going to be an interesting book! I'm so excited for it you have no Idea! OH! AND DEREK! I'M GOING TO BE IN LONDON ABOUT A WEEK AFTER THE RELEASE DATE!!! WILL YOU BE ON TOUR!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!?!?!
By the way, master Derek, If you ever want to watch a really cool show, there's on called Pushing Daisies that's brilliantly magnificent. Sadly, it got canceled after two seasons, but it's still definitely worth watching. :)
I'll be back in a bit, I'm gonna go eat some pizza and watch some Superbowl. :]
Derek-
Jitters sound crazy. Listen, advive might be EXACTLY what you DONT need, but I have some for you anyway.
If killing them is an issue, then look at all the things they can do. Thanos look at all the thigns they cant do. If one of them is the complete opposite of what they can do, then that could be a weakness.
For example: If I have a character who is invincible. Or inpenetrateable. Well, you can't hurt them from the out side. SO what about killing them from the inside? (poison... Bomb...)
Well, anyway. i just have to say this: You are a GENIUS. i just recently moved from Ireland to America,and I didnt get to buy the fifth book, so I hat to order it. I took about a month anf a half.
Anyway, I'm sure that Skulduggery And Valkyrie are going to somehow kill off the big, badass Jitter Girls. (nice name, by the way).
Good luck, we're rooting you on here in America!
~Adrasdos Dark
I'm back!
I think I like you, Adrasdos :3
My children and I can't wait to read how it all turns out!
Peace and Laughter,
Cristina
Yay! Sounds inspired! Their name makes me think of the jitter bug.
The first real anime I ever watched when I was a little gil was called "The Cat Returns." :] It was about a girl rescuing a cat from being run over. Well, that cat turns out to be the prince of the cats and, honoring her, he takes her to the kingdom of cats to be his bride. lol I barely remember it, but I do remember that loved it
Minnie!! I haven't seen you since we got to over 300, forcing Laura to have an interview :D
Kallista! Yes, I'm still here. :]
I took one look at jitter girls and audomaticly thought of the jitter bugs. Hmm~ maybe the jitter girls are afraid of the jitter bugs~
That would be uber funny!
*gasp*
MASTER! DONT MAKE VALKYRIE DIE! THEN THAT WOULD FORCE ME TO ASK OF YOU TO BRING BACK VALKYRIE AS A SKELETON TOO, AND THAT WOULD JUST BE PLAIN ODD!
Mmm my mom just made the most delicious blueberry cobbler! Be jealous :P
Mar-chu!
:)
Hello!
heyyyyyyyyyyy people :)
Lizzy! How are you?
~gasp~
Kallista! Bring back my cobbler!!
~dashes after her~
Hey Kallista! Hey Skyril!
OH
MY
GAWD.
I'm on the first page.
The first page.
For the FIRST TIME.
Master, I bow to you. *Bows*
I'd like to say something witty, or amazingly intelligent right now in the hopes I will amuse you... but nothing comes to mind.
It's a sad, sad day when your brain refuses to make up nonsense...
You must.
Must.
MUSTARD.
Read... on...
BECAUSEYOUSAIDYOUREADALLTHECOMMENTSTHENIFIPUTMYFANFICUPHEREYOUMUSTREADITNO?
Yeah. This says you must read my fanfic because I'm going to put it up here and you said you read all comments.
So HA.
This is the good one. It's not finished, but trust meh.
'TIS GOOD.
It has no title, so just think of it as "Bloody Irritating Minion five-million-and-one's Fanfic"
The sun rose slowly that morning, as if it wasn’t sure it was worth the effort. The light struggled up the hills and spilled out into the world, overflowing into the the dark city and oozing through the streets.
After a moment or two, a black car with darkly tinted windows pulled around the corner and stopped. The driver clearly loved this car very much, as it was gleaming and in perfect condition. Well, if it hit a dandelion it would fall apart, but apart from that, yes, perfect condition. The door opened and a tall, thin man stepped out, his broad-brimmed hat cocked over his eyes and a scarf wrapped around the lower half of his face, the rest of which was obscured by a pair of abnormally large sunglasses. His dark blue suit was finely tailored, but seemed to almost hang of him. He was an odd sight.
The second door opened and a dark-haired girl around seventeen got out, her equally dark eyes scanning the area. She glanced up at the man and said, “So, this is where we’ll find him?”
Before answering, the man slipped his gloved hand into his jacket pocket and took out a revolver. He confirmed her query with a nod. “Charming place, isn’t it?” he mumbled as he slid six bullets into the gun. He walked without looking where he was going, but never lost his footing.
“Are you being sarcastic, Skulduggery?” the girl asked rhetorically as she followed him.
“Not at all, Valkyrie. I’ve always liked these places. Nice and secluded.” They were approaching the shadow of a chapel.
Valkyrie muttered something about “Idiot,” but Skulduggery responded only by humming pleasantly, as his last name would suggest.
“Who is this guy, anyway?” Valkyrie decided to ask as her partner paced to the grand doors of the chapel and pressed his hands to it.
“He’s a guy.” Skulduggery responded, moving his hands over the wood. “But you should be more worried about—”
“Yeah, I know, what he is, not who. So clue me in then, won’t you, Skul old pal?”
Skulduggery had finished checking the door and murmured with a mouthful of screws in his teeth, “He’s an Adept, and quite a powerful one at that.”
“Name?”
“Alexandre Requiem.”
“Anything else I should know about him?”
“You’re very curious today, Valkyrie. There’re only two things you should know about Alexandre; one, he’s French and bloody impossible to understand, two, he’s standing right behind this door.”
Do you like it? Did you read it?
*Whines*
~fast forwarding, Kallista and I run around and around in circles and threw doors.~
Yay! First 50!
ooooo, very nice fanfic Alex :)
I JUST HAD A AWESOME COMMENT AND I ALL DELETED! WHY CRUEL WORLD! WHY MUST THIS COMPUTER BE SO WEIRD?!?!
(thanks to this computer i may dissappear at ANY time...)
:( that's too bad Mar-chu
I liked it, Alexandre! :D
It's so annoying when that happens, Mar!
~blinds kallista and grabs back my most delicious blueberry pie as she stumbles about with her arms outstretched~
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *spins around and around while upside down*
Hey, Night! How are you? I haven't seen you in AGES!
YES KALLISTA!
*grabs cobbler and swollows it whole* *smiles* *eyes water* *leaps at Kallista and hugs her*
I LOVE YOU DUDE!
My dad is, Night, and I'm overhearing. :] GO Green Packers!
Hey, Skyril, I am very good. Happy that Derek finally posted a new post. CHOCOLATE PUDDING!
the packers like cheese, don't they?
Hey! Now my mom's going to kill you two! Be prepared!
~laughs evilly~
LOL I'm glad he posted again too! I LOVE it when he posts! :)
*chases after Skyril with a frypan*
MORE COBBLER! MORE!!!
*waves the frypan around like a idiot*
You know what I think would be cool for Derek to do? Post a teaser chapter of book 6. That would be awesome. But then I'd probably become even more obsessed, if that's possible, so....
~shies away from frying pan, having seen Tangled~
Calm down, Mar! Just. Put. Down. The. Frying. Pan.
Yeah, I think I would go insane and chase after Master Derek, shouting at him to post more of book six whilst he flees, terrified.
Either that, or I would attempt to do that and he would karate chop me and send me to an insane asylum.
One of those two things would likely occur.... :]
uggggg, it takes forever to upload files XP
Did everyone leave? *looks around suspiciously*
never mind. my computer's just slow. darn computer.
I'm still here!!
and im still here. or am i?...
NO! MAR WANT FOOD!!!
*waves the frypan around*
LOL I let you off this once, Kallista. I explained to my mother that the cobbler was just soooo delicious, you and Mar-chu couldn't help but eat it all. :]
Ok, Mar, if I give you some pizza, will you give me the frying pan?
Yeah, lol, you'd probably get sued for everything you have!
night y'all!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
yeah. im pretty sure the lawyers of a major corporation are really really good.
...No.
*hefts frypan on shoulder*
POTASSIUM!
*Charges*
Ooh, one last thing: derek, I think the idea of the Jitter girls sound cool. they remind me of the evil princess in avatar.
Yay! The Green Bay Packers won!!
Bye bye for real now!
Minion Night: signing off
Oh, Good-night, Lizzy! Sleep well! :]
Good-night, Night! [LOL good-night, NIGHT ~laughs stupidly~]
lol well, thanks, Kallista :]
I'm gonna stay on for a really long time! Thats how much i am dedicated to the master! I have endless energy! I am all powerfull! I am-
*colapses*
I am so soo tired. GIMME SOMETHING TO EAT!
(Dang comment wont load...)
That's really great! :D
I'm so glad you could tell him :)
LOL ~hands Mar some pizza~
*curls up into a ball and noms pizza softly*
Aw, don't stay up on account of us, Kallista. I have to leave soon anyway. I know how hard it is to do well in school when you're so tired. :]
Did y'all know that the "sp" in Game Boy Advance SP stands for special?
Yum~
*curls up furthur*
Good night everyone...OH! TROLLS ARE LITTLE CREEPERS! okay. I'm done. Maybe. ORDER! ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! okay. Now I'm- DON'T TRUST ARIANA!!!!! now I'm done. Probably. Phhh~
*snores softly*
I need a whetstone. My knife is getting dull...
LOL Good-night, Mar-chu! Sleep well! :]
~absently lights a match, watching the flame flicker~
....I like fire.....
Ok, I better go. Good-night everybody!
Sleep well, Master Derek!
Farewell for now :]
*starts sleep-talking*
Hello Skulduggery, Hello Obi-Wan-Kanobi. How are you doing today? Did you two catch that phycopath in a bunny suit? Oh, you did! Well done~
*is quiet for moment*
OMYGAWD ARIANA HE'S BEHIND YOU! KICK HIM! HE DESERVES IT! DIE BILLY-RAY SANGUINE, DIE!
*quiet*
I KILL YOU! I KILL YOU! YOUR LATE FOR TEA SO I KILL YOU!
*quiet*
Ammy, that freak is just stalling you...bite him~
*quiet*
LA LA LA LAA LAA LAAAA, LAAA LA LA LA LAAAA~
*snores again*
Are the Jitter Girls sisters?
Or twins?
For some reason I imagine them as completely 'opposite' twins.
I think I'm crazy.
I'm going to go crazy... screw the break- GET BACK TO WORK!
will the glitter girls be like witches in left4dead? u come up to the innocent monsters before they attack u? let them take the bait?
Yay! You updated! I am sooooo psyched for the next book! Do you have a title for it yet? I know you probably won't read this Mr Landy but could you PLEASE check out my fanfic at http://jaffasreviews.blogspot.com :P
You are AWESOME!
Love from
Jaffa xx
just realized i wrote glitter instead of jitter. wat r they? acrobatic sisters? twins? Fletchers and Ghastlys Past! wats happened? fletchers mum died but wat bout his dad?! and pirates?! wat happened 2 skulduggerys crest? wat bout lord vile? Cealan? wats happening to Caelan? and Billy-Ray? AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BEST SERIES EVA!!!!!!!!!!!
YO!
O.O
U
Rosella! don't ask so many questions! ur messing with his mind!
>:(
Plus, i can answer no.7! Crux is dead, and China is hidding the murder coz she doesn't want skul-man 2 know that she led his family into ambush.
p.s. ROSEY! Don't go asking our Golden God if he will use u if u don't want other peeps 2 ask aswell! say, people going by the name of Nyx Dawn.......
?
p.s. Mr Landy, v Jitter Girls sound COOL!
:D
p.p.s. Rosella, Mr. Landy can't look @ ur fanfic before he reads more IMPORTANT people's fanfics...
like mine!
(http://letthesunglasseslive.blogspot.com/)
:D
go on, don't resist the urge 2 c it!
:P
SOUNDS AWESOME DEREK!
Anyone on?
i'm here!
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal Kallista*
Hi Rosella.
About me and Kallista... what? Having a blog-wedding... yes.
And I do hate name and picture changes, but NAMES MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
.......
alrighty!
Why did you ask?
i think i should get back to homework...
*searches for Rosella's Ipod*
Don't go Rosella!
okay, there it is
Lol.
I always reply.
No I haven't seen your Ipod.
*pats the cute lion cub*
:P
*Rosella disintergrates*
Um, sorry about that... anyone who's not allowed to use my magic yorkshire pudding well... disintergrates when they touch it.
AND you need me, if it's hanging above my head then only I can reach it :P
*grabs her Ipod*
Aww... :(
*puts her Ipod on the pile of dust which was once Rosella*
*then uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal her*
Aww... bye Rosella :(
No, probably not. Maybe 20 mins I'll still be on, but not half an hour.
*sighs at his lonliness*
*sighs*
Ok, bye Rosella.
:/
Hmm...
Hmm...
*sighs*
I have to go now... I'll be on tonight, bye.
*hugs Kallista*
I'm here but I can't stay.
Just wanted to get on first page :D
Bye!
OMG!!! Derek! Now I absolutly can't WAIT for book six. Sadly, I have been driven to buy a Twilight barbie doll for my best friend for her birthday. I was going to buy her a Skulduggery book. But, she probably would have thrown it away... Or Burned it...
Anyway, the point is... well,... I didn't really come up with a point, so...
Hey! =)
Makes me think of some freaky clones of Rosie and Posie... >:)
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllloo?
MINE!
>:)
(evry 1 does this, so i dun know, im just doing it......)
anyone here, the corner of my mine says no.
i think so
no not a corner of my mind make it most!
im gonna make a fan fic post!
no it is.
ahhh, my grandfather is turning 76 soon, he is very energetic, he almost bcame an author himself, before his wife died.
ahh lifes full of tragedies.
but too him 76 isnt old.
its later, and greater life, isnt that true.
he really is an inspiration.
hasnt been seriously ill since he was 52, what a great man.... why am i writing this?
Hey. =)
I'm making chocolate chip cookies. You want one?
Question for Derek. Do you like chocolate chip cookies? HOMEMADE chocolate chip cookies?
I do. They're the best.
of course, he has a point, he dosnt sit around all day, no, he is the oldest charity worker, and he works for the SES (state emergency services).
of curse hes from my mothers side of the family, if he came from the vile horrible male side of me, then he would not be an inspiration.
appaarently he has a physical age many years lower then his own physical age.
my mother says he dosnt act his mental age though. :P
he made a joke at his wifes funeral.
he made a joke at a funeral.
of course he said this thing.
"the greatest thing my wife, my beatiful betty would want is for us all to be happy, whats more happy then humour?"
thats actually the saddest hes been apparently.
ahh id love to be like him, except. with the death, and NOT being an author.
hello morgana.
*dramatic music*
why am i posting about my grandfather here?
are you still here, is anyone here?
Because he is an inspiration and he made a joke at a funeral. He sounds cool. I want a granpa like that.
Yes. I am here. I am almost never here, apart from the times that I am. For the luck of the very few, I am here.
Muwahahahaha!
my grandfather, was oddly with the action always.
have any of you read the inheritance cycle?
hes like angela the herbalist. always with the action.
i read a few of his works quite some art, he finished in the middle of an action scene, well at the end of it.
when he heard his wife die he spilt coffee over the last few bits of the scene, ive got posters on my bedroom now all over showing possible ending, if any of them are right apparently my grandfather will give me 10$ and something else.
i cant wait to find the something else out.
of course there has been... what 34 examples all wrong...
see he isnt sick at alll, he has always had a bad memeory apparently.
he is the most inpiring person.
MMM...
I really want a chocolate chip cookie.
And a revolving door...
Sadly, last time I had both, I almost broke my nose...
=)
How interesting that it happened today.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
i thought it waz overflowed!
oh you are ere woops, made a speach again by accident and you're here well im gonna do my fan fic. im off.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
come back!
wait, is any 1 else on?
...
Don't leave me! I'll be lonely...
And without chocolate chip cookies...
Or revolving doors...
Or even company... ='(
... wait!
HI NYX!!!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
...
Have you ever run ino a revolving door while eating a chocolate chip cookie???
It hurts.
=)
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh....
no.
i can't say i have.
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.....
i have flown into a window using a pair of hired wings whilst eating a smartie biscuit...
does THAT count?
I say that that definatly counts. Sounds like fun.
yeah.......for me anyway.......
not for a couple of unlucky birds....
I have to go. I burnt my cookies and my cat disappeared. Probably off planning he end of the world. *Sigh* Cats are so evil.
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaa
... no ones said anything for a while... but i just started following and i wanted to say something to my favourest (bad spelling XD) author in the world... I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KIDNAP YOU AND TAKE ALL YOUR BOOKS FOR MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But i wouldnt!!!! i rlly wouldnt kid nap you... i'm serious i wouldnt...
But i do LOVE YOU...
I just wanted to say that, ..idk what to do now...
good bye i guess, sorry, i know you probably get that all the time..
good bye :)
any1 on?
k, bye!
:P
I suggest an explosion. Explosions always help when you want to get rid of a charakter - and you`ll get out of the corner if you just bomb the wall away. Have fun!
DEREK!!!! ANYTHING you write is AWESOME!! so dont say nothing was ever not good cus i bet the Jitter Girls IS an AMAZING idea and im glad your using it in the next Skulduggery Book cus now you have ME on the edge ok more like on the floor cus i was WAY over the edge when i saw that the next book wwasnt comeing out so soon and maybe i should stop rambling now....yeah probably a good idea....OK GOOD LUCK DEREK!!!!
_Skulgirl13
Now time for a little random speech, courtesy of the amazing Brilliant Night:
(This speech is intended for you, Derek, please read it. Please? :)
I love hypothesizing about things. It is very fun, and takes my mind off of all the spare time I have while I'm waiting for Book 6 to come out. So here are some hypothesizes (however you spell that) about these enigmatic Jitter Girls:
Master Derek, I've noticed you are quite frank when you name things. What you call something tends to be exactly who (or what) that something is. An excellent example of that would be the Cleavers. They cleave people. Hence, Cleavers. So, I went and found the exact definition of Jitter. It is:
(n)
2. the jitters: nervousness and anxiety
3. electronics: small rapid variations in the amplitude or timing of a waveform arising from fluctuations in the voltage supply, mechanical vibrations, etc.
I can't believe that a terrifying villain (or group of villains) could be nervous, so let's take a look at definition number 2. It basically says that jitters are something which causes fluctuation in the signal or image of a electronic device. Maybe the Jitter Girls have the capability to do that too. Maybe they can literally mess with Skulduggery and Valkyries electronics and cause wacky signals and false messages, or maybe they can mess with the signal that their brains are sending to their bodies-- like in a fight or something. Now THAT would be bad... Or coming back to the first definition, maybe they could just make the good guys really, really nervous, hampering their ability to think straight.
Or.....
Or.....
Or maybe I'm just reading WAY too much into things again. I don't know. My mind is about as rambling as they come. Oh well. I, at least, like my theories.
What say you, oh great Master Derek???
Minion Night: Signing Off
DEREK!
I can't wait to read about the Jitter Girls!
They sound like the perfect creepy villains!
My criteria for creepy villains:
1. Evil
2. Mischevious
3. A cool name
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
4. Girls.
Girls are a creepy bunch...
True Kallista! :)
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