Ah, the Jitter Girls.
They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.
I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.
Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.
January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.
I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.
I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.
Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.
I should probably get back to work.
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*she tries to scratch but with only one paw she falls over*
*walks over to Kallista*
*curls up on head*
*purrrrrrrrrrr*
*death glares at dragona*
heys why did i add the s you may ask i say who knows!!
anyway my name is eleanor, i met you in dun laoighre in easons remember? you gave me this blog on a piece of paper and its taken me this long to write because everytime i tried everyone else had used up all the commnets:( until now!!!
the reason you gave me this blog was because i asked you about the auditions for valkyrie in the skuldugery pleasant movie. i was wondering when and where they are on if they are on at all.
em . . . . . hm i dont know what else to say except for thanks and the rooms on fire so i think i'll be leaving( just kidding if it was i wouldn't still be typing!!) your loyal servant, Eleanor/Elly/Scathach
ps i was kidding about the servant part
pps i love the skulduggery books
ppps why are these things called ps?
I'm going to go work on fanfic, see y'all in a bit
Bye Lizzy.
Kallista, when's the wedding going to be now? Or don't you know yet?
*purrrrrr's on Kallista's head*
*hissss's at Dragona*
*sticks toungue out at Mar-chu*
*licks front PAW*
*licks Kallista lovingly*
Which paw is that Mar-chu? The one which doesn't exist? Of course, if you tried to lick your paw you would fall over...
*looks at Mar-chu as she falls over*
I told you so...
erhem, i have TWO BACK PAWS.
*launches self back onto Kallista's head*
*mir-chu wanders in*
Mir: Hello!
Mar- *shows mir paw and flicks tail at dragona*
mir- *sharpens spiked hammer*
I don't think I'll be allowed on until 10 pm. I hate living in different time zones. I agree though, this weekend would have been good but you've got things to sort out. If next weekend is bad for you, maybe we could have it on a week day or something. I'm easy with whatever day we have it on.
Kallista, go with whatever dress you like. I'm sure it won't anger anyone.
Sure Kallista. But could you change it back afterwards? :P
Btw, what do you want to do with the names? Do you want to still be Kallista Pendragon or Kallista Pine or what? I think it would be better if we stayed with our original names... but it's up to you, I don't mind.
hmm...fine
i gotts goooooooo~ i have homework~
*rides mir-chu away*
Bye Mar-chu.
It's a cool name! I think I'll stay with Dragona Pine though :)
Maybe we COULD have the wedding on Valentines Day afterall? :P
can you two tell me ASAP when you decide on a date because i need to work on your wedding gift
We'll tell you as soon as we know Lizzy :)
ok, back to fanfic! *flys off*
Ok Lizzy.
Aww... bye Kallista :(
*sits in corner and cries at his lonliness*
Hey people.
Hi Darkane! I thought I would be a loner for a second there...
Hey Dragona. Do you post stuff on deviantART?
*hugs Kallista back*
Bye Kallista.
No, I haven't posted anything Darkane.
Thanks Kallista. Bye.
You should post some of your fan fic Dragona.
Aww... I'm sorry Darkane, I have to go for my tea. Please don't leave, I haven't talked to you for a while.
I have to go for my tea now... I'll be back later, bye.
Ok, Bye Draogna.
whoa, what happened to your dad?
Kallistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
OHMYGOODNESSNO D:
The blog's almost full!! Dx
Hey Pandora :) sup?
Anyone on?
Hey Lizzy :D
Nothing much. Listening to Enya. Loving that it's the weekend :P
ARGHAFLARGSJUHRGSDKJFKDSFLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG.
I see the blog still isn't fixed.
o:<
Curse those blog staff people...
i know, its soooooo annoying :P
I just found a newspaper full of the world's worst serial killers! It's surprisingly fascinating...
Hey Lunar! :D
That's a bit dark, but I can see how that'd be cool xD
ACK
REPLAYREPLAYREPLAY
*World half-spontaneously-combusts*
*I manage to click replay button*
*All is well again*
Phew o:
Hi but bye!
I have to go, but I'll be back in about 15 minutes!
Cursum Perficio :33
'Kay
my tea is cold :/
anyone?
Prawn crackers are addictive...
Prawn are little shrimp, right?
Yeah...
weird...
I've ran out of prawn crackers...
Hi. Sorry I'm late, I had to go for a shower.
are they good?
Dragona!! *glomp* hiiiiiiiiiiii :)
Hi Lizzy. PRAWN CRACKERS ARE AMAZING!
I've never seen them before, it must be a brit thing
Oh no! No Primeval, no Merlin... what am I going to do on Saturday nights? :o
Hi Dragona!
They're amazingly delicious, Lizzy! :)
ummm, talk with us? just a suggestion...
No, they're not British, their Asian. They're little white crisp type things (for you it's chips... probably) that taste of prawns.
I'm watching two films tonight!
Lol, I ALWAYS talk to you on a Saturday night... I meant tv-wise :P
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is amazing. I might get Black Ops or Red Dead Redemption or something tomorrow... I'm going to town in the morning :S
still, i've never seen them and i look in the Asian section a lot because i need stuff for my sushi
Or I might get F1 2010.
Or Mass Effect 2.
AAAHHH SO MANY GAMES!
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it I'm the one you're leaving her for...
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it...
(RUMOUR)
Rumour has it he's the one I'm leaving you for...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CaM6t5-4BA
^^^
Watch that and turn it up to full volume :)
^^ I CAN'T GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD ^^
its sorta weird...
??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I'M BEING BURGLED! :O
Oh... No, it's just my Mum...
RIBENA XD
whatttttttttttt?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
When my Mum comes down the stairs I have to go...
Ok Lunar :/
She's coming! She's coming! EVERYBODY HIDE!
*hides under a box*
*goes to hide behind the sofa but leg gets stuck in the table*
*pulls but only jam can get the leg out*
*sees there's no jam in the house*
"Hmm..."
Once we had our car broken into... attempted anyway. I looked out of my bedroom window because I could hear voices and these guys were around the car with a massive hammer, I just opened the window and shouted "Get off the bloody car bitches!" and they took off running. Luckily I wasn't in my pjamas so I ran out of the house and chased them down the road, they ditched their hammer half way down and got into a car and escaped. Our car had no damage because I stopped them... I'm a hero :)
SHE'S HERE!
g2g!
LOL! Dragona pine, crime fighter... it has a ring to it ;)
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Lunar
It actually happened though, I'm not lying. They were wearing balaclavas and gloves... if I had looked at the number plate then the police would have got them too :( there were 3 of them... and I chased them down the road. It was a dark blue Vauxhall Astra, that's all I remember.
they could had run you over with the car, or one of them might of had a gun or a knife. they could have killed you
Hi all!
I should find a different way to greet all...
I wasn't really bothered, they COULD have killed me if they wanted, they could have just turned around and hit me with the hammer, but they didn't. They were off like hell down the road. I would have owned them anyway :P
So, what are you talking about?
Well, it's hard to explain but a few years ago I stopped a robbery of our own car... look up for the details if you wish.
how old are you? 14 right? three full grown, possibly armed guys against you would not turn out well, you can only throw one person at a time.
btw, i would totally do the same thing
brb
I wouldn't leave the house to chase them, but call the police... especially I wouldn't leave the house if they were already running... ah, maybe I'm too lazy. ;-)
I was 12 at the time... I still could throw people and I was exactly 6ft tall at that stage. They were armed with a big HAMMER, and to me, someone who knows how to disarm someone in less than a second, wouldn't be very useful. If it DID turn out differently, I would have lifted one off the ground and used him to batter the crap outa the other 2.
what have you been eating!?! no 12 year old is 6foot!
brb again
Hey Aquila, it's me your talking to. I wasn't scared of them, they were obviously scared of me. I didn't care how it would turn out if I was honest, at least I stopped them though :)
*blushes*
I was 6ft when I was 12...
Erm, Dragona...
1. Hammers are heavy
-> 2. throwing it at you/ trying to hit you with it, the hammer would be even heavier (yes, not physicaly, but you get the idea)
->3. You wouldn't be able to stop it. Braking some of your bones you'd be able to change it's direction, but you'd be hurt.
->4. Baaad idea.
*leaves to find out what 6ft is in m*
It wasn't just a hammer, it was a HUGE hammer, not as big as a sledge hammer but still pretty big. You underestimate me though, I would be able to grab the handle and change it's direction before they could even blink. They ditched the hammer though half way down the road, I suppose they thought it would be easier to run without it... SCAREDY CATS!
*6ft= about 1,80m*
*raises eyebrow*
Did your parents feed you with cow-milk when you were a baby?
^^
Were they caught?
No they didn't. I'm just tall.
No, they weren't caught. I didn't see the registration plate :(
"In other words, Adios mother fucker!"
^^
A-Team is just great :)
But...
they left a hammer with fingerprints and you propably were able to describe them, right?
1. They were wearing gloves - no fingerprints.
2. They were wearing balaclavas - no identification.
I love A-Team. Especially Murdock going on B.A.s nerves.^^
I like the bit at the start when they're in the helicopters and are fighting then they go into US territory and one of them just goes "In other words, Adios mother fucker!" and a plane comes and blows them up :)
back, i had to help mum fold clothes :P
You still had the colour and type of their car and an estimated height and weight of them...
Hmm, guess the German translation is different...
Yes, a dark blue Vauxhall Astra, they were all about 5ft 10, one was chubbier than the other 2 but they were all quite slim. And I wonder how many of them there are around where I live, well you can't count EXACTLY where I live, but there must be about a 100.
hmm, they sound a bit like pavement artists
It must be different in German, because the English one is just too cool :)
Pavement artists with a big hammer, trying to break into a car, wearing balaclavas... yeh... pavement artists :S
*raises eyebrow*
I just can't remember them using mother fucker. But it's still cool. (or especially because of it, your choice ^^)
balaclavas... how can you take such a word seriously? ^^
*bops Dragona on the head* Pavement artists are people who can blend into the crowd. They are completely average and you can walk past them hundreds of times before you even start to think you've seen them somewhere before
No, the words didn't make it cool, the WAY that they did it was cool. They were having a dogfight in helicopters over Afgan soil, as soon as they went onto American soil, they were talking about resticted fighting on american territory, then they say "In other words, Adios mother fucker!" and a plane fires it's rockets at them and they blow up... THAT was cool :)
Ok... I like exposiions too. And, luckily, my chemisty teacher likes them, too. ^^
*explosion
I thought they were artists who work on the pavement lol.
LOL, no
EXPLOSIONS!
I case them on COD all the time. But I LOVE smoke grenades :)
me too! but REAL grenades are better ;)
Well, real explosions are even more fun. ^^
*remembers all the explosions, smiling*
Thinking about it... building a bomb is quite easy, isn't it?
Well, on COD the explosions are cool when you get 5 kills with one. I LOVE explosions... as long as your not in the middle of one.
*splode*
Hi Mar-chu.
Hi Mar-Chu!
Might I call you Mar? It's shorter (and without a -)
yes~ of course~
~?
I wonder where Kallista is! :(
*searches*
oh Kallistaaaaaaaaaaaaa! where are youuuuuu?
Hi Kallista!
*changes to cat*
Kallista!
*hugs her*
Right on time :P you don't have to leave do you? :o
NOOOOOOOOO!
*clings to Kallista like a koala*
and this time i wont let GOOO!
LOL Kallista
Lol Kallista. :o
i need to go now, i have to take a shower before i go to my gram's house.
in the mean time read my fanifc!
http://turvy-topsy.deviantart.com/#/d39dle0
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee y'all!
*hugs Kallista back*
You haven't answered my question... you don't have to leave do you? :o
C:
smiley~
Bye Lizzy.
*looks at pink bikini*
*changes to fox, ripping it*
*changes back to cat, looking innocent*
*twitches*
*spaz*
*jumps around*
LACEEEEEEEEE! STOP IT! STOP IT!
*screams*
Kallista please answer my question...
*claws at lace*
*hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
*sighs with relief*
I thought your parents were banning you or something Kallista :o
*hugs her*
*does the same trick again*
*will use claws against the one putting her into a cat bikini next time*
*helps Mar destroying her bikini*
Lol, kitty bikini :P
Lol Kallista, you just had me worried for a second there :P
Lol again Kallista.
*hisss*
*claws on Kallista*
*changes to eagle*
*flys up high*
*screams, like eagles do, up in the air*
Well done Kallista :)
*turns into giant grey Dragon and flies after Aquila for clawing his fiancee*
*twitches*
*flips in a book furiously looking for a fierce animal she reconizes*
*looks at giant grey Dragon(a)*
*takes bucket of pink coulour*
*pours it over him*
*changes to human*
How do like this?
*changes to eagle again*
*breathes fire on the paint, disintergrating it so it doesn't go on him*
*flies after Aquila again*
*sigh's in relief*
*goes human*
*flops on ground*
t-thaaaaank youuuuuu!
*flys down to Kallista*
*changes to cat and hides behind her*
*turns into penguin*
*waddles around*
*humms lady gaga for some odd reason*
*lands on the ground next to Kallista*
*growls at Mar-chu and Aquila before turning to human again*
*waddles around dragona*
honk honk!
*sits down, looking at Dragona just like cats always do*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to un-donkey-fy Kallista*
I can't marry a donkey!
*changes back*
*changes into cat and demands to have stomach rubbed*
meow meow meow!
*changes to human*
Well, you can marry a donkey being a donkey yourself...
*hides as fast as possible*
*picks up Mar-chu and puts her infront of a fire instead*
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr its sooo waaaaaarm!
*curls up and purrrrrrrrr's*
*turns into giant grey Dragon hearing Aquila's comment*
*roars and sends a blast of fire at her*
Say you're sorry! You must be blind if you think I'm a donkey!
*watches the fight like its a movie*
*changes to human*
Well, your big, grey, loud and have four legs...
*jumps into river, trying not to be roasted*
*stalks after Aquila, intending on eating her alive*
*get to where she is, looks down on her and eats her*
*chews her up into pieces*
*swallows*
*giggles*
*takes a lot of pepper and sharp paprika*
*puts it on her*
Hmmmmmm...
*adds poisonous plants*
*continues running away*
I'm no healthy food, you know?
*Dragona's digestive system breaks down the poison into water*
*heals Aquila and spits her out*
Fine...
*changes to human*
*kisses Kallista*
*turns to cat inside Dragonas stomach*
*claws and bites*
*rolls eyes*
You've already been spat out Aquila, and you were in little bits, you couldn't claw.
Brides maid... Ok! ^^
*wonders*
How comes all of you are shapeshifters, too?
Lol Kallista.
*holds his arm out for her to land on*
I like you as human :)
Btw, we need to sort out a date for the wedding again. I don't mind when we have it, whatever's easiest for you.
Back! and eating pizza :)
Well, my OC is actually an Elemental, but since my name is Dragona... I AM the Dragon Master, so I should be able to change into a Dragon.
Hi Lizzy.
Hi Lizzy!
Good thing I'm not hungry... *looks at pizza*
*human*
eeeeeeeeeew....why are you two KISSING?
it was fun when all of you were fighting...
Hey y'all *hands Aquila pizza*
Knowing you guys, the blog will be full when I return. So go on the Overflow.
http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com/
^^^
That's the link!
*kisses Kallista*
I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
oh! i was originolly an elemental, but now i'm thinking of switching...i like being a cat!
Bye Dragona!
*looks at pizza*
I'm not hungry, but still...
*eats it, smiling*
good night Dragona! have pleasant dreams :)
bye dragona!
Well, shapeshifting sure is fun. ^^
*changes to eagle, flying happily*
hello!
got to go, i'm going to my Grammy and pop-pop's house for dinner
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee y'all!!
*changes back to human*
Hi Rosella!
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