Monday, February 7, 2011

The Jitter Girls


Ah, the Jitter Girls.

They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.

I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.

Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.

January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.

I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.

I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.

Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.

I should probably get back to work.


4,087 comments:

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Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Lalalalalalala

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Wow my iTouch is smart

It put capital K for Kallista




...


It just did it again!



Mind implodes

Liz said...

LOL all right everyone i'm outta here

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Absorbs the lighting





THOR!!!!!



STOP THE LIGHTING!!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Pyro.


*gets a window cleaner and pops Kallista off the wall like what happens to Bart in the Simpsons Movie*

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Lizzy.



Pyro, it isn't Thor. It's Zeus... I think I should beat him up...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Bye lizzy!








Thor reads my previous comment


Lights go out







...








Oops...

Cluainn Fhada said...

Or chew really minty spearmint gum-VERY DIGNIFIED

Dragona Pine said...

It's ZEUS, not Thor. Thor wouldn't electrocute Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Clauinn.

Dragona Pine said...

Be careful Kallista! :o

*gets a plaster and sticks it on Kallista's thumb nail*

Keep the knife away from your finger, slice the carrots bigger instead of chopping your finger off :o

Mar-Chu said...

I'LL GET THE FIRST AID KIT!

*sees kallista's blood*

*faints*

Mar-Chu said...

*murmurs something about pickles*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Mar-chu.

Mar-Chu said...

*twitches* muurrphh.. helllllllloooooo Dragggonnaaaaaaa~

Cluainn Fhada said...

He'd squish her though...

Dragona Pine said...

Has it ever occured to you, that nails don't have blood? She cut her thumb nail therefore there wouldn't be any blood, so you wouldn't have fainted.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

No
It's Thor


He always apologises to Kallista when he's on the blog and she gets struck by lightning.



Oh well





I rule flame no matter what happens >:)





I think Thor electrocuted Kallista by mistake


¿¿¿

Dragona Pine said...

Well I'm the master of magic yorkshire puddings, I can do ANYTHING I want :P

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Gtg now
:(

Bye all

Mar-Chu said...

oh, no, i'm talking about her blood from the last frypan battle.

*looks*

hmmm... its still hasnt healed...

*stuffs a bag of ice infront of kallista*

USE THIS!

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, as I have said before (about 3 times) if you're ever in a bad mood, or just want to talk, go to where we was the other day. I want to help in any way I can and I like listening to you/

Mar-Chu said...

i'm watching spirited away currently~

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Pyro.



Mar-chu, it has healed. I have healed her with my magic yorkshire pudding countless times since your frying pan battle.

Mar-Chu said...

:3

choo!

Mar-Chu said...

oh, well, thats good~ now i can start again~

*goes all ninja and sneaks up behind kallista*

HIYA!

*jumps on kallista's head*

Dragona Pine said...

I am the blog ninja Mar-chu, and please would you avoid harming my fiancee.

Mar-Chu said...

I HAVE BEEN TAUGHT BY THE FINEST ORCHESTRA-HIGH-SCHOOL-UBER-AWESOME-DR-WHO-I-THINK-IS-CURRENTLY-IN-AUSTRALIA!

SHE IS A UBER AWESOME NINJA! AIN'T THAT RIGHT SOOT???

Soot: NINJA SKILLS!

mar *pitch squeaked laughing*

Dragona Pine said...

I am more ninja than you Mar-chu, in both real life and on here. Please stop harming my fiancee though.

Mar-Chu said...

but i'm not using a hammer. i'm using a frypan~

Dragona Pine said...

I never said you was using a hammer.

Dragona Pine said...

You still here Kallista and Mar-chu?

Ayesha said...

hi

Ayesha said...

hi dragona.how are you today?

Dragona Pine said...

I'm alright thanks, people on here seemed to have left me...

Ayesha said...

oh.. i wonder why?

Dragona Pine said...

Dunno, it's nearly 10 mins since Mar-chu has posted and well above 10 since Kallista has... they've left me :(

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, do you know when I said about if you ever want to talk and what have you? You never answered me :/

Ayesha said...

hi kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Kallista back*

I just want to help, I feel slightly helpless when you're in a dark mood, and are you ready to come out of the tunnel now?


*holds out a hand to help her get out*

Mar-Chu said...

*pokes the furry ball*

*furry ball attacks me*

*go all cat*

*hiss*

*cat fight*

Dragona Pine said...

*turns into a giant grey Dragon and roars at Mar-chu and the furry ball, making the furry ball run away*


*turns back to human*

Ayesha said...

im gud kalista thanxx for asking but my laptop keeps freezing on me so i cant keep commenting.

Dragona Pine said...

*helps Kallista out of the tunnel*


:P

Cluainn Fhada said...

Boo.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Cluainn.

Ayesha said...

hi cluainn. i dont think we've met. hi

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, I really want to help. It pains me to see you in a bad mood. When you've recovered from that's happening at home then let me know and we'll get married a few days - a week later. I hope you feel better soon.

*hugs her*


I g2g now... night all...


*hugs Flo*

Night...

Ayesha said...

bye dragona

Ayesha said...

lol kallista

Mar-Chu said...

hm. i have to go~ maybe i'll be on l8ter~

*furry ball jumps on me again*

*squeeze the furry ball*

bye~

*leaves the furry ball for Ayesha to find l8ter*

Mar-Chu said...

:3

meow~

Ayesha said...

what furry ball? where?

Ayesha said...

what point kallista??

Ayesha said...

oh lol its okaii. oh no school tommorrow and we have a yr 9 assembly to help us with the options we choose in yr 10.

Mar-Chu said...

:3

meow

Mar-Chu said...

*hisssssssss*

Ayesha said...

hi sorry i was talking to my friend on the phone. sorry i left you!!!

Ayesha said...

lol kallista

Mar-Chu said...

*living lump of fur fly's at kallista's eyes*

Ayesha said...

i gtg now sorry byeee

Mar-Chu said...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

IM GETTING MY BLACK BELT! *dances around in circles*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hello kallist you there? *waves hand like a maniach infront of kallistas face*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

smushes face into kallistas computer screen* you there?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

KALLIST- *gets tackled by a hug*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hold on there a second not just yet i have to wait till june but yeah my sensei told me that june 5 or 12

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

AWESOME! got my classes for high school so i know what level of stuff om gonna be in

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

that could work il be the ninja!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no well not yet at least im gonna tell my mom exact words "Mom if i get all high classes can i go to *enters high scool name that she wants to go to*" if mom says yes ill wip out the sheet and BAM! im going to my public hig school

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i sure hope it works im shadowing at the hebrew high school tomorow again cus the first time got cut short :/

Mar-Chu said...

mar: *sneaks up behind Kallista*

mir: *skipping infront of Kallista*

mir: hello Kallista! *distracts*

mar: *jumps on Kallista and wont let go*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

thank you kallissta




Hello Mar-chu

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no im here kallista just ginna be a little slow cus parents are around

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

dangit will be on late my eat now

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

MUST! not my ADIOS! *for now*

Mar-Chu said...

mir: *squeaky laughter*

mar: *eye glints evily*

BYE SKULGIRL!

Mar-Chu said...

*throws fruit at Kallista*

Mar-Chu said...

*walks up to Kallista and has fur ball*

*splat*

Octa said...

Hey all!

Mar-Chu said...

*walks up to Octa*

*furball*

*splat*

Meow meow meow~

Mar-Chu said...

OH MY GAWD I JUST FOUND THIS ITS SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

http://www.deviantart.com/#/d398mmt

Octa said...
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Mar-Chu said...

NOOOOOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

MIR-CHU! ITS TIME WE PERSUADE OCTA'S FATHER!

Mir: YES YES!

KALLISTA! KALLISTA! KALLISTA! KALLISTA! KALLISTA!

*runs around in a panic*

WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO?! THIS IS THE START! THIS IS IT! FIRST OCTA THEN EVERBODY ELSE! HELP! WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO?

Mar-Chu said...

WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?

Mar-Chu said...

WHAT DO WE DOOOOO?!?!? I'M PANICKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF THIS I RARELY SEND E-MAILS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar-Chu said...

I'M FREAKING OUT MAN!!!!!!

Mar-Chu said...

HOW CAN I NOT FREAK OUT?!?!?!?!
i mean, I was never the best at math but i don't know when exams ARE, but i mean my parents arent that strict but i mean alot of things have changed and i'm ranting arent I? i tend to talk continuously when i'm nervous, that and if i have more then one more donut before noon, that happened once and my dad got scared...but I'M STILL FREAKING OUT.
what if the same thing happens to me? what if? WHAT IF? but i still dont really know when exams are so i don't really think thats matters but........

Mar-Chu said...

*slaps self*

*talks to self*

calm down calm down....!

*noise between a choke and a yawn*

*looks down to see Mir squeezing me*

Mar-Chu said...

Bye Kallista~!

*has jello fight with Mir Ariana and Soot*

Mar-Chu said...

thats right you stupid computer...load...load...

Mar-Chu said...

Derek-Sensei! Derek Sensei!

...what was i going to say?

Mar-Chu said...

grrr grrrr grrrrrrrr.

i wanna write another skul fanfic...but...but...but...i had a dream about it...but...but...but....I....I'm stuttering now.

SOME BODY GIVE ME A MONSTER! QUICK! ANYTHING!

it could even be a vampire in a tutu!

Mar-Chu said...

okay. maaaaaaaaaybe not.

Mar-Chu said...

lalalalalalalala. i have nothing better to dooooooooo.

i need to get my own blog. i really do....

Mar-Chu said...

i, used to fit into a clothes hamper. used to. not anymore...

Mar-Chu said...

WHO WANTS STEAK?!

Mar-Chu said...

aaaaanybody onnnnn?

Mar-Chu said...

hellllllo?

Mar-Chu said...

i'm rather lonely.

Mar-Chu said...

hardeharharrrr.

Mar-Chu said...

still no one?

darn.

Mar-Chu said...

although I'm honored to have derekland all to my self at the moment...

Mar-Chu said...

YAY- wait nooooooooo. nya. nyan. nya. nya. nya. bye~ for now~

Mar-Chu said...

speaking of which I'm going to go an e-mail spam my friend so she reads the skul-man series~!

bye~!

Mar-Chu said...

WAIT! I HAVE RETURNED! ...u there?

Mar-Chu said...

...hello?

Mar-Chu said...

helllllllllo?

Mar-Chu said...

...anybody onnnnn?

Mar-Chu said...

hmmm. w-well i gotta go now.

bye~

Anonymous said...

HELLLOOOO

Caution: May be hyper today due to her special art pencils finally arriving and having waffles for dinner.

Anyone here?

Anonymous said...

DARN AND BLAST.

-Trisha McFarland, The Girl Who Believed In Tom Gordon, by Stephen King ;D

Anonymous said...

Enya ~ One by One

Anonymous said...

Be back sooooonnnniiisssshhhhh.
:D
Bye anyone reading this.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*looks in disbeliefe that Octa is gone* i keep telling you guys im bad luck!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*sughs an twirls her pencil on the table waiting for ideas to come to her and for someone to come on*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes i am!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok i really wish people would stop leaving the blog

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

aww you musnt cry! I forbid it! :P

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah i just hate saying good bye im not very good at that

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*gives kallista a hug* awwwwwwww :(

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

goodbyes are evil that one little word can be so powerful

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

listen to "Never too late" by Three Days Grace i think it fits with this

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok im VERY confused now

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...
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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i n=know that its a blog wedding thats why i put quotes around marrying and i bet i would understand if you tried to explain

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh i see

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*blocks kallistas way to the bathroom and heavly barracades it so she may not enter tehre* NO i WONT LET YOU!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

its ok kallista eberything will work out......eventually

Anonymous said...

ENYA FOR THE WIIIINNNNN :D I love Cursum Perficio :3

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

aww i think its a good idea togo to sleep maybe a good nights rest will help clear your mind and all that stuff tomorrows a new day there was a saying to it to

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

of course i will! i actually might be on earlier than normal cus im shadowing again tomorrow

Anonymous said...

What's wrong, Kallista?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG Pandora how long have you been here for???

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh gosh i just realized how late it is gotta get up early to take a shower tomorrow should probably go to bed now

Anonymous said...

Skulgirl- Just got on, but I saw the above post about Kallista despising herself :S

Kallista- What? But why's he banned? D:

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

read a few comments abovehe explained

Anonymous said...

Enya's flippin' awesome (: My dad has a CD that he's had since pretty much the beginning of time, so I kinda grew up with it d:

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

you too *hugs kallista* fell better i order you to smile and say you are a queen



GOOD NIGHT ALL!!

Anonymous said...

G'Night skulgirl!
Friday tomorrow, so just one more day of school! xD

Anonymous said...

Ouch Dx
I'm glad I don't have exams yet :\
All that stress Dx
I couldn't sleep when it was constitution test, heaven knows what'd happen if it were exams time :x
He'll ace the test though, he seems very smart just from what I've seen of him (:

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Kallista, exams will be over before you know it. Octa will come back (:









Or we'll drag him back >;P








But the important part is he's coming back, his parent's probably will let him. [:

Anonymous said...

That's the spirit ;D

Anonymous said...

Lol... I hope I'm actually helping instead of being the person who's like all annoyingly optimistic xD

Anonymous said...

lol I hope so, you seemed really down [: (smiling at the hope so, not that you were down xD)

&Nah, I like hugs :P *Hugs*

Anonymous said...

Hugs and Enya :D

Especiallllyyyyy Cursum Perficio.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm.
What color should my ball-room dancing girl's hair be? xD

Anonymous said...

Dude, I know exactly what you mean :D
Kanon Wakeshima songs and Florence+The Machine songs are also really good for writing.

Anonymous said...

No way xD
That makes me think of this one very wannabe tangerine (to use Dragona's word :P) girl at my school who's obsessed with all things pink and sparkly.

HOW ABOUT... Hmmm... TUSCAN RED!

Anonymous said...

hold on one sec;; I'm needed in the garage for some reason o_O

Anonymous said...

Apparently my dad and brother needed me to help them replace the hood of one car onto another.
o_e

Anonymous said...

lol Kallista xD

Anonymous said...

Sorry;; Make that two hoods.

Anonymous said...

That's what I try to tell them, but they just don't listen :P
I'm like, "Can I go back inside now..? You guys don't really need me..."
Them: "YES WE DO. GET BACK HERE."
Me: "Darn...-_-"

Anonymous said...

Sorry Kallista- I've got to go to bed Dx
Sorry to leave you here alone ]:

Anonymous said...

'Night [:

Lily Thornton said...

DARN IT!! *runs around screaming angrily until she trips over air* *rolls around on the ground screaming angrily* NOBODY IS ON YET!!!! MOOSE RABBIT BUMBLING BABBLING BLUE BIRDS BATHING IN BIRD BATHS!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily Thornton said...

*babbles nonsense and gibbers angrily*

diddlypophighscorebubblingmoosewhyhwhywhywhwyhargargahrgahrgahgrhagrhagrFISH!!!upanddownthenallaroundlollipopstastequitegood!!!!

gggggggggggbbbbbbbiiiiiiiieeerrrreeererererbbibibibibibibibigggggggggggganangnnrnriilylyl!!!!!

Lily Thornton said...

*throws a full out tantrum*

Lily Thornton said...

*sits down gracefully and sips daintily from a cup of tea* ahem...pardon me...

Lily Thornton said...

I'll be back...(said Terminator style)

Lily Thornton said...

I'm back!! *laughs insanely*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi.

Dragona Pine said...

Anyone on?

Lily Thornton said...

Dragona!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lily.

Lily Thornton said...

Hi ^_^

Dragona Pine said...

It's nearly weekend :)

Lily Thornton said...

I like weekend ;)

Dragona Pine said...

So do I lol.

Lily Thornton said...

lol. Lollipops...

Dragona Pine said...

Oh damn vaccume cleaners... Kallista's in a bad mood :(

Dragona Pine said...

Octa has been banned. I know he will come back, but she said something about the wedding... and deleted it. My guess she didn't want me to see it. :(

Lily Thornton said...

Octa...banned?? Say what?? Didn't she say she was postponing the wedding? sheesh...you don't come on for a few days and everything is all bubbled and kiggleswalloped!

Lily Thornton said...

My guess is she didn't want anybody to see it. Kallista is a very cheerful person, and supports everybody else. I think she doesn't want anybody worrying about her ^_^

Dragona Pine said...

He WILL come back Lily, his parents are stressed about exams he is about to undertake.
I think we're postponing the wedding, Kallista has some feelings to sort out or something, I just get the feeling she doesn't want to marry me. It WOULD have been tomorrow, and she keeps deleting comments but I know they're about the wedding because of the replies... I don't know what to think :(

Dragona Pine said...

It seems as I get happier about the wedding, Kallista gets in a bad mood.

Lily Thornton said...

Okey dokey. Mutter mutter.....Kallista is postponing the wedding because she didn't want to make anybody uncomfortable with the blog wedding. Like, people were seeming uncomfortable. Kallista wants everybody to be happy ^_^ EVERYBODY. It's like they think a blog wedding is weird or something...Think happy thoughts!!

Lily Thornton said...

Kallista? In a bad mood?? O_O

Dragona Pine said...

No, no one thinks it's weird, but Kallista thought they did. It's like she's hiding something from me but I know she wouldn't do that... I'm just so confused. I don't know if she wants to marry me or not.

Dragona Pine said...

Yes, Kallista does get in a bad mood, but not in an angry way, she gets in a dark mood and feels depressed and stuff. I don't know how to help her.

Lily Thornton said...

She does. *whispers* I feel it in my bones...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going to have a chat with her tonight and see what's going on.

Lily Thornton said...

Give her a puppy! Y'know, sometimes...you don't need to help somebody, you just need to let them know you're there for them. For some odd reason it makes people feel insanely happy. No idea why.

Dragona Pine said...

f

Lily Thornton said...

On off up down all around...on the carousel...

Dragona Pine said...

She knows I'm always there for her, she said it herself.

Lily Thornton said...

Whatever you say Mr. Pine...

Dragona Pine said...

And what is that supposed to mean?

Lily Thornton said...

Mean? I'm not really sure. For me a meaning is however the person understands what you say. It's not supposed to mean anything. It's means what you want it to mean. I'm quite odd, aren't I?

Dragona Pine said...

Lol, you're not odd. I suppose it means a different thing where I live, people use it as sarcasm.

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now... I'll be on tonight, bye.
Sorry about leaving you Lily.


*hugs Kallista then fades*

Lily Thornton said...

Fascinating...I am called weird often. I do act rather weird, though. Do you ever mutter to yourself?

Lily Thornton said...

Toodle lop Dragona!

Rosella Embers said...

Hey...

Wonka said...

cant wait!

Jitter Girls... scaaary....

What IS Book Six called? or havent you decided yet?
OOH! I know- Skulduggery Pleasant and Murderous Bananas....

Wonka said...

aw it sucks being ill.

ah well! let's get back to drawing!

Katie Louise said...

Hey, anyone around? I'll be in and out

Katie Louise said...

Oops, forgot you're all at school! Updated my website so check it out when you get a chance. I will tray to speak to you all tomorrow! BYE!

Octa said...
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