Monday, February 7, 2011

The Jitter Girls


Ah, the Jitter Girls.

They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.

I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.

Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.

January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.

I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.

I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.

Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.

I should probably get back to work.


4,087 comments:

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Jaffa Morbid said...

I turn 13 this year

how old are you?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

13 =) gonna turn 14 this year.

Jaffa Morbid said...

cool, what year are you in at school?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i am in 8th. and im gusseing your in 7th??

Jaffa Morbid said...

yeah, i'm in 7th

sorry gtg BYE!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

bye =)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hey everybody! I can't move because my sister is led on top of me :/

Stupid 2 year olds

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*eats some crunch nut clusters for the he'll of it*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*glances around*

Someone is normally on by now...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*does the river dance*
hmm it's not as cool by yourself

*does the Irish jig*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi, sorry I'm late. My mum got really cross with me but yet I've done nothing wrong.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*reads previous comments*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hey dragona!

That's alright my mum does that all the time

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

When your the oldest your mum can find a way to blame you for everythin

A bit like how I blame the government for everything

Dragona Pine said...

But I've done nothing wrong. Absolutly nothing at all. She might ban me from coming on in the mornings and I swear I've done nothing.

Dragona Pine said...

And she might limit the time I come on here on a night also. But yet I have no idea why. She's punishing me but I've honestly done nothing wrong. I keep telling her that but...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Well that sucks ... My mum banned me for a week when I did nothing wrong because she's silly

Dragona Pine said...

I'm sorry when I told you to shut up last night Nicolette, I don't know if they do it where you live but in Yorkshire it means the-person-is-saying-something-offensive-but-you're-not-really-offended-but-you-want-them-to-give-up in a joking way. I'm sorry if you took it litterally.

Dragona Pine said...

I know, and I've done nothing wrong. It's so stupid but I'm arguing against her.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Lol that's ok it means the same in Hampshire

To be honest that wasn't the reason I didn't post the reason was my mum dragging me out of the room to unload the dishwasher

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... I'm sorry anyway.

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista!


*hugs her back*

Dragona Pine said...

May I enquire what you are doing here at this hour Kallista?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

AHH!! *shields her face as Kallista tackles her*

Hey Kallista! What you doing up so late!?!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm sorry I had to leave as soon as you came on last night Kallista.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Writes N7 logo on Kallista as she hugs me :)

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, I think you should get some sleep :P


*dodges the custard pie*

Dragona Pine said...

Hey, I have to go now. I'm glad I got to talk to you for a few minuites before I go to school Kallista, but I think you should get some sleep. 2:43 in the morning!?

*kisses her*


I have to go now... I'll be on tonight, bye.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Bye guys! Waves to them

*skips around the blog *

Weeeee

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

anyone here?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

still nobody

Lunar Tears said...

Hello?

Thrice, you still here?

Lunar Tears said...

*sings Patsy Clines song, Crazy*

CRAZY,
FOR FELLING SO LONELY AND... BLUE!

Lunar Tears said...

Whoops, got the lyrics wrong...

Lunar Tears said...

Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday you'd leave me for somebody new
Worry, why do I let myself worry?
Wond'ring what in the world did I do?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi.

Geckogirl said...

guys! HELP!

i need to make a speech in english and i dont know what to do it on!

it has to be for or against a particular idea!

any ideas guys?

Dragona Pine said...

Anyone?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i am here

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Dragona.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Geckogirl, how about Evolution and Religion (which ever you believe) or Capital Punishment.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

brb though

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Thrice.

Dragona Pine said...

OMG. On my report I got a 7b for PE! YEY!

Geckogirl said...

ah. capital punishment. we studied that in great deal in RS. ...problem is i dont know if im for or against it...

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Geckogirl!

What about aliens existing? Or government spending cuts?

Dragona Pine said...

How about school uniform Geckogirl?

Lunar Tears said...

WELL DONE DRAGONA!

I'm probably gonna fail PE...

Dragona Pine said...

Hang on... this can't be right... I got straight 7s in every subject... I mean, ME, I'm not the brightest person around am I? And it says I'm quiet, HOW AM I QUIET?

Lunar Tears said...

Or ghosts? Or life after death? Or selective breeding? Or cloning?

Dragona Pine said...

Or Genetic Engineering.

Lunar Tears said...

Lol... Seriously? Straight 7's? Even in languages? Because that's a B at GCSE, Dragona

Dragona Pine said...

I know, I got a 7b in languages. I'm brilliant lol. Seriously I got straight 7s... the teachers think I'm awesome :P

Lunar Tears said...

Or Turkey joining the EU. Or England leaving the EU. Or England's currency changing to the Euro.

Dragona Pine said...

This report makes me sound like a nerd...

Lunar Tears said...

Well, you are awesome, Dragona. I hate my teachers this year, most won't give level 7's, and that's why my report levels have gone down since Year 8...

Anyway...

What about Slavery? Slavery is quite an easy topic to write a speech on.

Dragona Pine said...

Or what to have for a sunday dinner...

Lunar Tears said...

Please, Dragona. Being clever and good at everything on your report is not a bad thing... I've just thought... Do you have dance lessons at school? Because that's usually the dip on my report...

Lunar Tears said...

Or energy resources. Or global warming. Or that the earth is flat.

Dragona Pine said...

It is a bad thing. It makes me sound like a right nerd. I'm pleased and at the same time ashamed. Sometimes we do Dance in PE (not for me because I chose the team games pathway) and we have dance clubs, but no actually dance LESSONS. But you can choose it for GCSE's.

Lunar Tears said...

*shakes head*

It's just me then...

*talks to herself*

Just one more dance lesson... One more dance lesson...

*sobs*

Lunar Tears said...

OK, either I've eaten my Jaffa cakes really quickly, or someone's nicked them...

Dragona Pine said...

I wonder where Kallista is...

Lunar Tears said...

This has got to be unhealthy...

Geckogirl said...

sooooo sorry guys!
my laptop just turned off for no reason and said 'configuring updatess'

thanks for your ideas ;)

im trying to think of something i feel really strongly about...hmms...

gah! and im taking my options tonights aswell :(

Lunar Tears said...

Why the unhappy face, Skylara? :(

What about stopping the Sherlock TV series?

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Kallista!

It's OK, I have Jammy Dodgers now...

Lunar Tears said...

HOW CAN I STILL BE HUNGRY??????

Dragona Pine said...

I have no idea Lunar.

Geckogirl said...

oh lunar, i put the unhappy face because if im taking my options i have less time to deside on my speech subject and do my spanish!

sherlock? *ears prick up* they can't stop sherlock...ever......

but i dont think anyone would agree with me...no one else in the class really watches sherlock...and those who know what it is aren't really bothered about it.

....why?

but that is an idea...how about that fantasy programmes are better than reality tv programmes?

hmmm...thanks lunar! :D

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, are we still going to get married on saturday? If you want to postpone it, I don't mind :)

Lunar Tears said...

There's a little ditty
They're singing in the city
Espeshly when they've been
On the gin
Or the beer
If you've got the patience,
Your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear...

Dragona Pine said...

*rolls eyes as he gets tied up*


It's ok Kallista, but may I enquire why? :)

Lunar Tears said...

YOUR WELCOME, SKYLARA!

*struggles against daisy chains*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

oh... just flushed away one of my fish, he was the one who looked healthiest and all...

all of my fish are kinda sick...

Geckogirl said...

*pulls against daisy chains*
nooooooo! they are too pretty! i can't ruin them!

*trys to wriggle out of daisy chains without damaging them*

Dragona Pine said...

*uses wrist-blade to cut the daisy chain neatly and frees himself*

Geckogirl said...

awww! thrice all your fish are sick? thats so sad!

Lunar Tears said...

Aww... Sorry Thrice.

My friend's fish died on her birthday. :(

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i came in after the daisy chains, so HA!

Dragona Pine said...

I hope your fish get better soon Thrice. :o

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i had that fis ha year though...

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Kallista. I understand. When you've recovered then tell me.

Lunar Tears said...

*coughs*

I could sing the feeding the fishies song?

*whispers*

I make up random songs when I'm feeling crazy

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

maybe if i fed them more or gave them that medicine that i am suposed to give them weekly not three times a year...

or i could clean the tank...

Lunar Tears said...

I think that would be a good idea, Thrice

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hey, i should feed them now, they are right beside me and all!

but their food smells, so i might put it off for a...


see why they are all sick? they havesmelly food

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cleaning takes too long, i am just gonna give them some medicine, brb

Lunar Tears said...

Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes,
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone knows.
They all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear...oom-pah-pah!!

Lunar Tears said...

OK, Thrice

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

medicined them!

Lunar Tears said...

brb

Geckogirl said...

what do you guys feel strongly about or what laws do you think should be changed?

Dragona Pine said...

Well, I think Evolution is above Religion, but I don't feel strongly about anything...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

lunar! i got the part, well, i might have.
i got the part of the professor and they arent sure wether they will ahve me as the wizard too!!!

i am happy!


and my dog is supposed to be having puppies this weekend too!

this should be awesome!







AWESOME I TELL YOU!!! AWESOME!








AWESOME!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

happy happy birthday...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

brb

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Thrice.

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, when you've recovered from whatever is happening at home, then please tell me then we can sort out a date for the wedding.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

oh, in school we are doing the wizard of oz!

my non existent imaginary friend!

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, I was about to say how about if we postpone the wedding even if you didn't, we haven't sorted out who the priest is going to be yet... we could do with more preperations.

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go for my tea now... I'll be back later, bye.

*hugs Kallista and then fades*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bye, i have been the priest before"!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

the teachers arent in this...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...
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Geckogirl said...

awww, its ok kallista.

*bangs head on table*

grrrr! whenever i think of something to argue about i come up with a million reasons against it and for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE IT IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hmm... can we roast it on sticks if it does?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i call dibs on the maths section!

Geckogirl said...

*sighs* yes thrice...but don't eat it all at once, and im afraid the maths section isn't very big...lol.

Geckogirl said...

i suppose your right kallista :) ill leave my english for now.

*rips up english ideas into tiny shreds and sits back to relax*

ahh....

*spanish homework crawls onto skylara's lap*

...aw. well..its easier than the english homework.

*srugs and quickly scans spanish*

do u take options in america kallista? if so what did u pick if you dont mind me asking?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

fresher mesher!

i dont really care how fresh my mind is. As lond as the work gets done, right or wrong, they cant give out over wrong nswers in my school... but i genarally get stuff right, except with computers

all i can do on computers is write storys

Geckogirl said...

oh and kallista- is there any other inappropriate ratings in america apart from an M or an R.

because the other day i had a bad experiance with a sherlock fan-fic...and i never want to repeat the incident again.

*shivers* ever.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

all i have todsay is maths that i wasnt bothered to- "forgot" to do last night...


and a religion thing tat has to be in by monday...









and one HELL of a load of study for all the tests i have tomorrow...









dog, have puppies in the morrow morn








so i can miss school!

Geckogirl said...

i wish i had time to write more stories....

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

my dog never obeys unless there is a treat going though...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i spend all my story time on here...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

sorry, have to go...

Crescent said...

GRR! I am angry an have come to vent my feelings through the medium of blogging!!!
A few minutes ago when i was driving home with my Mam in the car, we sterted talking about if i ever got a book published, and we started talking about dedications.
I said I'd dedicate my first book to my writing course teacher, because without her, i would never have been good at writing. Then if i got a second book I'd dedicate it to my english teacher because he's really cool, and he teaches me english so some of the credit has to go to him, and he's always saying i could get a book published, and I'd dedicate the third to my Mam, cause she drops me to my writing courses ect.
But then she totally flips out, being all "Oooh, why are you dedicating your THIRD book to me, I should be first, i raised you, i pay for your writing course, yadda yadda yadda"
And Im all, OMG plz tell me your joking...
And now she's refusing to talk to me and share her chips, and being completely ridiculous!!! How can she be so IMMATURE! I thought she was the adult! I cant believe shes becoming so needy and whiney over something that'll probably never happen, and so what if its the 3rd book, it doesnt matter its not my first, and then i was like well i did the first one to my writing teach, cos i wouldn't be anywere without her and then shes all i pay for it, and all that crap, and im like OMG GET A LIFE, OLD WOMEN!! I thought she was kidding and now shes flipping out this is just stupid, i cannot BELIEVE she would actually say that.

I mean seriously. Get over it.

Stop being soooo childish (this is from my blog, i copied and pasted it)

Crescent said...

WOOOW long comment, and im being so rude, sorry, hi Kallista!

Crescent said...

Is anyone even on?

Crescent said...

gtg, i should be back on later

Dragona Pine said...

Hi, sorry I'm late. My mum was playing Solitaire.

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Kallista*

I thought I was a loner for a minuite there.

Dragona Pine said...

Um Kallista, Hellboy saw the private conversation...

Liz said...

Hey Dragona and Kallista! I'll try to comment but i'm working on homework :P

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Lizzy.

Dragona Pine said...

*eats the cherry*


:P


If you're not here, you're the best vision I've ever had :P

Dragona Pine said...

Yes he is. If you ever want to talk again, then tell me and we'll go to where we was the other day.

Dragona Pine said...

Why do you appriciate it? You're my fiancee, It's my duty to listen to you, but it's duty I like lol.

Liz said...

I'm good Kallista :)

Dragona Pine said...

I'm sure Octa will come on again soon, and I'm not saying that in reassurance, I know for a fact.

Dragona Pine said...

I'll go and write it now Kallista.

Liz said...

LOL, we'll just leave it at "I'm good"

Dragona Pine said...

I do care for it, and I will uphold my promise. I must be different from other people.

Liz said...

*messes Kallista hair up* >:P

Octa said...

I'm here :)

The science conference was so amazing!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Octa.


See Kallista, I told you he would be on soon.



Do you mean that Kallista?

Liz said...

Ha.Ha.Ha. so funny Kallista, but you know what? *strikes a pose* i make this look good

Octa said...

Can't stay on for long though. Too much work.

And 12.5% of my Spanish GCSE tomorrow!!!

I'm getting very scared.

Dragona Pine said...

Aww... I hope you do well Octa.

I told Kallista you would be on soon, and I knew you would be on soon, but I bet she didn't know HOW soon :P

Dragona Pine said...

I know you meant where you live, the context about people on the blog would seem unfair, so I guessed you were about people where you live. Thanks for saying that, I appriciate it although I've never talked to anyone from Michigan except you. You're probably my favourite person on here Kallista :)

Dragona Pine said...

You deserve to be complimented, and no, you haven't told us you fell asleep in an exam, but somehow that doesn't supprise me :P

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista. Do you mean you're peeling potatoes in real or on here?

Octa said...
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Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista, you have an interesting school-history, or at least with exams :P

Octa said...
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Octa said...

Maggie Aderin was my favourite speaker. So inspirational. I was in tears at the end.

Dragona Pine said...

Aww... why do you have to make it Kallista? Why can't your parents? At least stew is easy to make though.

Liz said...

Sorry if i'm slow, i'm uploading a pic

Octa said...

No they don't. I hope not.

Dragona Pine said...

Aww please come out Kallista... I have cookies!

*holds basket of cookies infront of him*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

The radiator is warm :3

Octa said...

*Octa spies a couch in the middle of a giant empty plain*

I wonder why the couch is there :D

Dragona Pine said...

*lifts up the couch*

Come out Kallista... please?

Liz said...

*bounces on the couch* bouncy, bouncy, bouncy ;D

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*joins Kallista under couch*

Kallista you know you love me , well can I have a cookie :)

Octa said...

*Octa smells the lovely aroma of freshly baked cookies emanating from the couch*

MUST EAT COOKIES!

Dragona Pine said...

Aww... Kallista please come out, or I'm coming in :P

Dragona Pine said...

Please Kallista? Pretty please? I'll give you cookies, muffins and a hug if you do...

Liz said...

Halo suggests that we use milkshakes to lure Kallista out...

Dragona Pine said...

Aww... if I can't find you then we won't be able to get married :(


*plants milkshakes, cookies and muffins in a path coming from the couch*

Octa said...

Asks Kallista to come out from under the couch

Look! I've got lollipops!

Dragona Pine said...

*puts on special thermal goggles which allow him to see Kallista's tracks*

Octa, with me.



*jumps down into the tunnel that Kallista made*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*follows the cookietrail to Kallista*

Let's have a sleep over!

Dragona Pine said...

*follows the tunnel*

Dragona Pine said...

*finds Kallista eating cookies at the end of the tunnel*

Please come back Kallista...

Octa said...

brb supper!

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Octa.

Liz said...

Hey Kallista, i have a new pic for you to look at...

http://turvy-topsy.deviantart.com/#/d398f6r

Dragona Pine said...

Hi again Lizzy. People seem to have disappeared.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*comes back out of the tunnel*

It's cold down there... *shivers and walks off*

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Nicolette.

Liz said...

*looks blank*

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, please can you come back? I don't know if you're down the tunnel or having computer problems, but I would like you to come back. :/

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*strolls around *

Why is no one talking!?!

*rocks back and forth in the corner of the room*

Dragona Pine said...

We are talking Nicolette, you wasn't.

Liz said...

Hey Dragona, Kallista is online at deviantart so she might show up soon

Dragona Pine said...

Oh, ok Lizzy. I have deviantart.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hmm well I'm off to go read

Dragona Pine said...

Please get out of your dark mood.


*hugs her*

Why are you in a dark mood? Can I help?

Liz said...

Oh really Dragona? cool! whats your user name?

Dragona Pine said...

It's Fred0071 my user name, but I haven't done anything.

Liz said...

no Kallista, no one here knows what Hetalia is so she'll be a DA only OC

Octa said...

be on later.

Liz said...

ok Octa, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Octa.

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, I'm sure Octa will be allowed on here, his parents will still allow him to come on here. Please don't be in a dark mood, I feel helpless and it pains me to see you like this.

*hugs her and won't let go until her mood lightens*

Liz said...

huh, i guess i should make a joke or something about stalkers, but i'm sorta scared about the same thing :/

Liz said...

btw, my mum just came downstairs and i might have to leave without saying goodbye

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Kallista, try saving the hairy bit at the bottom, don't cut it. All the gases that make you cry come from that bit, so if you save it until last before chopping it off then you won't cry. I told you I'm a good chef :P

Liz said...

If you hold a spoon in your mouth when you're cutting it then you won't cry

Dragona Pine said...

My way's more practical and at least you save your dignity.

Dragona Pine said...

You're welcome Kallista. I hope you can get out of your dark mood soon. If you ever want to talk, then go to where we were the other day. I like listening to you.

Liz said...

LOL, you need to careful of that ;)

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi all

Liz said...

Hey Pyro :)

Dragona Pine said...

*does that choking thing (forgot what it's called) and spoon flies out from Kallista's mouth and hits a table*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Pyro.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi lizzy, Kallista and dragona!

Dragona Pine said...

Yey, I got the and! Lol.

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