Monday, February 7, 2011

The Jitter Girls


Ah, the Jitter Girls.

They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.

I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.

Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.

January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.

I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.

I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.

Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.

I should probably get back to work.


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Dragona Pine said...

It was a reptile Skyril. It evolved from Terasaurs which were REPTILES and it was not wiped out in the KT event, it's decendants developed warm blood to be able to survive in the warming world.

Dragona Pine said...

Oh, ok bye Skyril.

Octa said...

According to wikipedia it is a primitive bird and ....

May not be the direct ancestor of modern birds but rather a close relative of the modern birds ancestor.

Octa said...

Bye Skyril!

Sorry for starting this whole debate thing.

Mar-Chu said...

*noms on crumpet*

Dragona Pine said...

Wikipedia is wrong. (don't doubt my knowledge, I read every book about dinosaurs I could find when I was little) it was a Primitive bird but it was closely related to the reptiles more than the modern day bird, they might have said that because it's the nearest comparable living thing which exists now.

Dragona Pine said...

Will you be back before I have to go to bed Kallista?

Octa said...

But how do you know the books are right?

My brother has lots of dinosaur books which actually contradict each other :D

They can't all be right :)

Octa said...

It was indeed more closely related to dinosaurs than birds :)

Mar-Chu said...

i just had the oddest thought...

why do we bury the dead? isnt it kinda cold underground?

is it like a tradition?

why not make a nice little house for them?

Dragona Pine said...

Well Octa, I have 2 10m2 boxes, all full to the rim of dinosaur books. I bought every one I saw. As soon as I went out, I would always come back with a book of dinosaurs. I read them all, some did contradict themselves and practically all of them agreed with what I'm saying now... please don't doubt my knowledge.

Octa said...

My brother is somewhere I hope.

He's become addicted to spore and has been playing it constantly

Dragona Pine said...

I LOVE Spore Hero! I have it on my wii... mine is a little fluffy thing, but by god... it's SO cute but it can pack a punch and a half, I once knocked an evil red thing out with one punch... it's AMAZING!

Dragona Pine said...

*laughs*

Kallista, in Jurassic Park they made the raptors 2ft too big...

Octa said...

I'm not doubting it! I'm agreeing with most of it.

Just that some of your phrasing is slightly odd.

And I question in order to learn.

Dragona Pine said...

Well, depending on what type of raptor it is. They are Velociraptors on Jurassic Park, but they're more like Utahraptors.

Geckogirl said...

hey guys ;)

Dragona Pine said...

Hey, it's Yorkshire grammer, sometimes we miss out a few words, sometimes we change them all together, sorry if you don't understand me.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Geckogirl.


*kicks the raptor*

Lunar Tears said...

Hello!

Dragona Pine said...

*sighs*


Stupid raptors, if you ever need to get rid of a raptor... then you need one of these!


*Spinosaurus walks up*


Attack the raptors!



*it tears them to shreds*

Mar-Chu said...

I KNOW HOW KING TUT DIED!

it was foul play! some people were mad because he was changing everything, so they talked to the aliens from stonehenge! the aliens gave them technology to kill the king, but when the aliens were still on earth, the Romans destroyed stonehenge, thinking it was a druid temple, but then the aliens couldn't get back! so they were forced to take refuge in the bermuda triangle, and kidnap anyone who sees them, trying to keep the human race from discovering them! but they never had a chance to fix stonehenge, so the aliens are still on earth!

Geckogirl said...

*shivers* ah! i heard something about jurrasic park jurrasic park. i shall never see it in the same way again since in november when we had to watch it over and over and over and over and over again for an assesment.

...an assesment that i failed rather misribly.

Dragona Pine said...

I had to watch Jurassic Park 3 for an assessment in primary school... it was AWESOME!

Geckogirl said...

hi lunar, did u see vampire diaries last night?
lol kallista, i shall try and type some more this weekend ;)

im gonna read some sherlock fan-fic while dragona gets rid of the raptors and anything else jurrasic park related.

back in a few mins guys!

Dragona Pine said...

Brb.

Lunar Tears said...

No, Skylara!

I'm watching it tonight, because I recorded it.

Geckogirl said...

*stops reading momenterily* its really good lunar ;) ahh how i have missed it...

*continues reading fan-fiction*

Lunar Tears said...

I'm just realising how much I dislike a love poem I wrote for Valentines Day

Cluainn Fhada said...

Hello!

If you had to 'come out' to your parents what would you say?

Sean doesn't think he will win them over with "Well you see the thing is I'm eloping. With my boyfriend."

Whaddya think?

My new favorite is that ONE person who acknowledged my rantings.

Love Cluainn Fhada.

Octa said...

I found my brothers dinosaur encylopedia!

"Close relatives of the dromaeosaurs were small sized agile meat eating dinosaurs who looked a bit like birds. Their bodies were covered in fluffy down their feathered arms seem like wings and their clawed feet allowed them to climb into trees. These are the so called 'dino-birds'- not quite birds as we know them today but no longer dinosaurs either.

ARCHEOPTERYX

Jurassic, 150 mya
Europe
60cm (2ft) long

Archeopteryx had feathers and a wishbone, which are feautes of birds. Its wing feathers were asymmetrical (lopsided), which would have given it lift and allowed it to fly. However it had teeth, a flexible neck, clawed fingers, long legs and a bony tail, all of which are features of reptiles. Despite looking like a bird, its wing muscles were weak and it may have been unable to fly far. The claws on its wings might have helped it to grip and climb trees. Once it had clawed its way up a tree it may have used its wings to glide from branch to branch."

That's all I know about them :D

Geckogirl said...

*peers up* a love poem lunar? *shuffles forward* to whom may i ask? do u like someone...well...apart from damon of course ;)

Octa said...

MINE!

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Mar-Chu said...

OH MY GOD THE CHANDELIER FELL!

I don't like the jurassic park movies. i can read scary things, but i can't watch them...

hence i still havent watched a full jurassic park movie yet, and i was read the whole harry potter series in second grade.

Cluainn Fhada said...

Hmm...

*strokes fictitious beard*

Mar-Chu said...

*stroke stroke*

Octa said...

Eeek! Parents in foul mood. Are considering banning me from blog.

Have to leave so that they forget :)

Be on later.

Bye!

Dragona Pine said...

That is all true Octa. They could only glide for short distances and probably glided from tree to tree, using it's claws to climb in search of food.

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Fhada

Geckogirl said...

NO OCTA CAN@T LEAVE THE BLOG!
RUN OCTA! GOOOOO NOOOOOOW!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Octa.


Hi Clauinn.

Lunar Tears said...

Bye Octa!

No one, Skylara, just writing a love poem every day until Valentines Day ;)

Cluainn Fhada said...

*Acknowledged dance*

http://naowm.deviantart.com/

Mar-Chu said...

*smooch*

yeah, thats right christine~ kiss the creepy opera man~

Geckogirl said...

aww lunar! thats so sweet!

did anyone see where kallista went?

Dragona Pine said...

What on earch Mar-chu?

Cluainn Fhada said...

The moon

Mar-Chu said...

earch?

Dragona Pine said...

I was just about to ask that Geckogirl.


Kallista, are you oookkkkk?

Mar-Chu said...

moon?

Mar-Chu said...

where's kallista go?

Dragona Pine said...

*earth, sorry typo!

Lunar Tears said...

G'Day!

Mar-Chu said...

its over now, the music of the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh....

*walks through mirror*

Lunar Tears said...

Skylara, I forgot to mention I'm very BAD at writing love poems...

Mar-Chu said...

what on earth? hmmm, well, mir-chu i currently calling me the wonderful food-bringer, and

NO! THE MOVIE ENDED!

Lunar Tears said...

Na Na BLEH

Dragona Pine said...

Kallisstttaaaa? Whheeerrree aarrreeee yyyouuuuu?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Falls asleep

Cluainn Fhada said...

*Pokes*

WAKE UP!

Mar-Chu said...

"did you remember when i first came to this school?"

"well, i remember you coming to art class, and drawing a really good pony. i was jealous."

ah, my typical friends~

Dragona Pine said...

Brb for a few mins.

Geckogirl said...

*stares at fan-fic for a while in shock*

.....that wasn't....that was....eww. very VERY graphic at the end.

...it did say you had to be over 14 to read it.......


.....eww.




.....ew...



ew.


...ok *takes out mobile* sherlock is comming back from australia RIGHT now. I need to keep an eye on john.

*shivers* ....eww....

Mar-Chu said...

OOH! OOH! I WANNA POKE HER TOO!

*poke poke*

Cluainn Fhada said...

I think I'll make a rant in ma blog.

Geckogirl said...

kallista!? where did u go?

Lunar Tears said...

What fanfic did you read Skylara?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*mumbles somthing *

*wakes up* eek!

Lunar Tears said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGQwmYX88c



^^MADNESS!!!!!^^

Geckogirl said...

a sherlock one i found on a link from a pic on devientart.

at first the fan-fic was really good.

but the second to last paragraph....*shivers* i didn't read the last paragraph...i couldn't...


...i need to look up all the american ratings. like R and stuff.

i only know PG and 12a and 15 ect. not the american ones.


*shivers* if only i'd known....

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Nicolette!

Lunar Tears said...

Paul: This is not funny!

Carl: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the thousands of people who just died.

Geckogirl said...

what the hell lunar?

llamas with hats...in spanish?

lol! i love llamas with hats! carl! teehee!

Geckogirl said...

that wasn't even in spanish! ...that was weird..

Mar-Chu said...

Haha~

CARLLLLLL!

Mar-Chu said...
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Mar-Chu said...

shooooooo! listen to that! that sounds like forgiveness.

thats the sound of people drowning carl.

thats what forgiveness sounds like. screaming then silence.

Lunar Tears said...

CCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL

LOL, I first found out about llamas with hats when my friend wouldn't stop saying caaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrlllll in geography. I was just thing What the Hell? and then she told me to watch llamas with hats :)

Lunar Tears said...

Lol, Mar-chu.

Geckogirl said...

lol! my favorite is:

Paul: carl...why is the boat all red and sticky?

Carl: wow...i guess you could say it is red and sticky.

Paul: carl!

Carl: would you beleive me if i said it was melted gum drops.

Paul: No.

Carl: Boat nectar.

Paul: carl!


Carl: some of god's tears?


lol!

Mar-Chu said...

caaaaaaaaaarrrrrrlllllll! how...how did you even do this?!

a dolup of fairy dust.

Carl.

i ripped the tag off a mattress.

Mar-Chu said...

the people have spoken. viva la resistance!

Lunar Tears said...

Lol, I like that bit too, Skylara!

Once, me and the friend I mentioned before had a little group gathered around us while we recited the first 2 episodes, with those weird voices... Not the hats though :)

Lunar Tears said...

I'm not responsible for this - I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning

Dragona Pine said...

Hey sorry about that.

Lunar Tears said...

You came back at the right time, Dragona
>;)

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista? Are you still here?

Dragona Pine said...

Why did I come back at the right time?

Lunar Tears said...

Paul: I'm leaving. I've had enough of this.

Carl: But think of all the perfectly roasted face we'll get to munch on now.

Paul: What? Why?

Carl: Because we're friends. And friend ship is two pals munching on a well roasted face together.

Paul: That isn't friendship, Carl. That's sick.

Lunar Tears said...

Because, Dragona...

LLAMAS WITH HATS!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Ok...?

Geckogirl said...

ohhhh...thats why that sherlock fan-fic scared me for life.

it only said for 14s and over. but it was rated R.

...now i know what rated R means. but i only found out after i read it.

that...was so disturbing.


*scours internet for something sweet and innocent to scrub her mind of that fan-fic*

Lunar Tears said...

What does R mean?

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Geckogirl.

Dragona Pine said...

*cries*


Where has Kallista gooonnneee?

Leo Sparks said...

i have mock exams for the next 2 weeks . . . i am sad . . . they don't even MATTER!!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Leo.

Lunar Tears said...

What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross.

Leo Sparks said...

hey dragona

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Leo!

I had my mock exam on Monday!

I thought it was easy, but it turns out no one in the year got an A*...

The GCSE exam is in 2 weeks! I really should revise...

Dragona Pine said...

Lol I like that Lynx advert... it's funny...

Geckogirl said...

rated R- means with ...*ehem* inappropriate content for anyone unter the age of 17 unless they are with a responsible adult.


....yeah. thats why i am scared for life....

from now on im keeping a very VERY close eye on John...







VERY!




LEO!!!!! HAVENT SEEN YOU IN YONKS!!!!!

Mar-Chu said...

I GO SEARCH FOR KALLISTA!

*runs around*

KALLISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHERE ARE YOU????

Geckogirl said...

bye kallista!

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Kallista back*

I hope you come back before I go to bed.

Lunar Tears said...

Aww, bye Kallista!

Mar-Chu said...

NO! DONT LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plus i was having a good time running around~ exercise!

Lunar Tears said...

Oh... I just realised what Kallista's name meant... It's a very cool name...

Cluainn Fhada said...

I made a rant!


http://mehwhoactuallycares.blogspot.com/2011/02/i-made-rant.html

A short one. A baby rant.
IT'S SO CUTE I COULD JUST EAT IT UP!

Dragona Pine said...

What does Kallista's name mean? I know Pendragon is like Arthur Pendragon.

Geckogirl said...

note to self- learn all american ratings before reading any skulduggery or sherlock fanfiction apart from the one off this blog....

what does kallista's name mean lunar?

Geckogirl said...

can anyone who knows american ratings tell me?

is there any above an R? or any as...inappropirate as an R? coz i regularly go on fanfiction.net to read them and i dont know what the ratings mean.

....and today made me realise just how important it is to know what they are....

Lunar Tears said...

It means "most beautiful"

It's an Old Greek name.

Dragona Pine said...

Very fitting for Kallista :P



Geckogirl, I believe there's an M rating which is higher an an R.

Lunar Tears said...

How I hate myself when I'm writing love poems...

Geckogirl said...

aww! kallista's name is so pretty!

thankyou dragona! *makes mental note* thank god the fan-fic wasn't an M....

.....although im suprised it wasn't....


*eats teacake and sips tea trying not to think of the mental images that came with that story*

...sometimes my imagination is a curse....


im gonna go fill my mind with cute pictures of owls and such *looks on google images*

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Lunar, you should do a traditional start... Roses are red, violets are blue... lol.

Dragona Pine said...

Geckogirl, you think you've got it bad, at least you can forget it. I CAN'T, not for ages any way.

Geckogirl said...

i think its so sweet and creative that your writing love poems every day until valantines day!

its so darn special!

CUTE OWL!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=cartoon+owl#/d2uzfp7

so darn cute!

Lunar Tears said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hated the picnic,
More than you.

Those are the rhymes that spring to mind...

Lunar Tears said...

That is so cute, Geckogirl!

Lunar Tears said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Now that you're here,
My dream has come true.

What about that one?

Mar-Chu said...

roses are red,
violots are blue,
i have to leave,
hope thats not your pet peeve~

maybe i'll be back,
with my fluffy cat pack,
and eat the scrambled eggs,
just don't trip over your own legs~

Dragona Pine said...

That's very... romantic Lunar, and not at all cheesy :P

Geckogirl said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your always on my mind,
because-OH LOOK A PENNY!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol that's good Mar-chu.

Mar-Chu said...

no, really, i have to go...

Lunar Tears said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You've stolen my heart,
I've stolen your shoe.


I like this idea!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Geckogirl.

Geckogirl said...

lol mar-cu!

and lunar its really good!

Mar-Chu said...

bye~

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Mar-chu.

Lunar Tears said...

Bye Mar-chu!

LOL, Geckogirl!

Geckogirl said...

bye mar-chu

lol lunar! the shoe one is the best!

CUTE OWL FAMILY!

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=cartoon owl&order=9&offset=48#/d185hj5

Mar-Chu said...

bye meow~

Lunar Tears said...

I like Tiny Hoot and Howard the most out of those Geckogirl!

Dragona Pine said...

I hope Kallista comes back soon...

Geckogirl said...

sorry guys got to go now!

because...im erm...*throws knife at picture of John* im going to wash my hair....yes...my hair....

lol bye guys!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Alas I must go now,
So I bid you, adue....*myteriously fades away*

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Geckogirl.

Geckogirl said...

and lunar, i think your poems are great and it was a great idea of you to write them ;)

bye guys!

oh and dragona thankyou for the warning about the rated M. seriously. thankyou. never repeating that again *shivers*

Dragona Pine said...

Lol, you're welcome Geckogirl.

Lunar Tears said...

Lol, bye Geckogirl!

Dragona Pine said...

Anyone on?

Lunar Tears said...

Ah, my quest to be normal for a day has failed... I'm a FAILURE... Oh well, at least I'm not normal... *shudders*

Dragona Pine said...

I don't like you when you're normal :/ lol.

Lunar Tears said...

I think I remember what the film Minority Report is about... Is it the one with Tom Cruise?

Sorry if you have no idea what I'm talking about...

Dragona Pine said...

I have no idea what you're talking about, but it's ok.

Lunar Tears said...

I'M GOING TO WATCH TITANIC IN HISTORY!

HeHe... I just love that film!

Dragona Pine said...

I cried when I watched that in year 2. I haven't seen it since.

Cluainn Fhada said...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate cheesy poems
But don't feel that way about you.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Clauinn.

Lunar Tears said...

Yeah, it's the one with Tom Cruise. I just saw the film on Hellboy's profile, and I was sure I'd seen/heard of it before... You should watch it Dragona, I think you'd like it.

Dragona Pine said...

Next time I go in HMV or something, I'll see if it's there.

Lunar Tears said...

You really shouldn't have watched it in Year 2, Dragona... It's a 12!

Dragona Pine said...

I know what it is. But I still cried, it was sad.

Liz said...

Hey y'all!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lizzy.

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Lizzy!

But bye, I have to go!

I don't think I'll be on again tonight...

*whispers*

Unless my Mum falls asleep. :P

Bye!

Liz said...

Hey Dragona! Hi lunar, bye Lunar!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Lizzy.



I hope I'm not a loner in the morning, Jasmine said she probably wouldn't be on.

Liz said...

*blank look* my brain ain't working today

Dragona Pine said...

Why isn't it?

Liz said...

I don't know...

Liz said...

maybe it was something i ate...

Dragona Pine said...

I hope your brain gets better soon.

Liz said...

my brain thanks you :)

Liz said...

sooooo anything new happening? i haven't been on lately

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Dragona Pine said...

Well... nothing new's really happened, Kallista nearly called off the wedding yesterday, she thought you guys would feel about her in a negative way if she married me. I accepted her decision but it felt though my heart had been crushed into more than a million pieces and run over by a steamroller. I said that she should ask people how they felt before she called it off all together, and they said they would carry on the same feelings towards her if she did marry me. I think it's postponed until Kallista sorts out her feelings, but I don't know if it's something I've done or how it will make other people feel.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I think you should get married on valentines day!

Liz said...

jeez, the two of you... Don't worry, she'll come around :) We're all behind you and even if we weren't then who bloody cares what we think?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette. Valentines day would be good, but some of the people who we would like to come, wouldn't be able to so it would be bad timing.

Dragona Pine said...

What do you mean the two of us? I think she's already come around but she hasn't sorted out her feelings... she says it's postponed. She cares what you think and so do I.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Oh :|

*mind goes blank and Nicolette wanders off feeling confused and lost*

Liz said...

If i don't care what i think then why should you?

Dragona Pine said...

Because if you aren't happy with us getting married then it's bad.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*stands up on a rock wobbling slightly*

I think! ... I don't feel to good :/

Dragona Pine said...

Are you alright Nicolette?

Liz said...

Dude, you didn’t see my face when Kallista told me you where getting married, if you had seen it then you would find it hard to say that i wasn't behind you two always.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Has anyone else got a cold? Because it feels like it's just me ...

I don't care what you guys to , well that doesn't sound nice but you know what I mean right? *falls asleep on her beanbag*

Dragona Pine said...

Everyone seems happy for us Lizzy, but Kallista doesn't think they are. I just get the feeling she doesn't want to marry me. :/

Liz said...

I'll ask her

Cluainn Fhada said...

HELLO!

Dragona Pine said...

I haven't got a cold... and that sounded really nasty Nicolette :( I'm offended.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Well besides having a super cold I think I might be sick ...

And when I found out you were getting married I got super happy and wouldn't stop grinning :)

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Clauinn.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Sorry but my brains not working right

Urr I can't describe it but I mean I do care what you do well .. I don't mind what you do and I do care slightly and when you said that you were marring I was happy and

Oh for god sake! I need to be shot I just can't think

And Heya!

Dragona Pine said...

I think you should just shut up now Nicolette :P maybe the cold has effected your brain...

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette, can you be on tomorrow morning? I don't think Jasmine will be on and I don't want to be left a loner.

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette?

Dragona Pine said...

Lizzy?

Liz said...

you did tell her to shut up

Liz said...

oh hello

Dragona Pine said...

I didn't mean it litterally lol.

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette, you still here? You can talk... I didn't mean it litterally.

Dragona Pine said...

Aww... I'm not going to get to talk to Kallista :(


*hugs Kallista*


I g2g now... night all...

*hugs Flo*


Night...

Liz said...

Hey Kallista! :)

Liz said...

I did read that XD

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Night dragona!

Hey Kallista!

I won't say much because I can't think

Of course I'll be on dragona

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