The nice thing about being hard at work is that, at the end of the day, you feel entirely justified in sitting down and relaxing in front of the TV. I have a pile of DVDs I still have to watch, and I’m looking forward to them, but over the past few weeks I’ve been focusing on TV boxsets. And boy oh boy, have I been impressed.
The first boxset I watched was season 5 of Doctor Who. I’d seen MOST of the episodes when they were aired, but I’d missed a few, so this was my chance to finally find out just what was going on. I seriously didn’t think anyone could replace David Tennant- his Doctor was a wonderful creation, with an ego of Skulduggery-like proportions, which is ALWAYS a good thing (in my humble opinion). But Matt Smith arrived and instantly owned the screen. His Doctor is, quite frankly, hilarious. As of yet, he doesn’t have the dangerous/scary edge that Tennant’s Doctor had, but I’m sure he’s going to get there eventually.
Karen Gillan as Amy is simply my favourite assistant. She’s cute, she’s a redhead, she pouts a lot, and she’s funny. And that ACCENT... What more could you want?
A very good start for Smith and Gillan, I think, and while there were some dodgy episodes, most were truly great. I’m so glad I watched this, and I’m so glad that so many of YOU, my Minions, watch this too.
The second boxset I watched only had three episodes in it, unfortunately, but it was so much better than it had any right to be. Sherlock, the new Sherlock Holmes show on the BBC, is just WONDERFUL. Again, we have a main character whose ego and arrogance could rival Skulduggery’s, and while Martin Freeman isn’t exactly as attractive as Karen Gillan, he makes a pretty good sidekick nonetheless.
And, just when I thought I couldn’t be any more surprised with it, I get to the third episode and Moriarty appears, played by an Irish actor called Andrew Scott. Andrew starred in the first film I wrote, Dead Bodies, and he was wonderful in that and as Moriarty he was truly... unsettling.
Sherlock definitely gets a thumbs up from the Golden God.
And the third boxset I watched, the one I just finished last night, was seasons one and two of Misfits. Misfits is a Channel 4/E4 show aimed at an older audience than either Doctor Who or Sherlock, and to be honest I wasn’t expecting much. It’s about a group of young offenders who get struck by really strange lightning while doing community service, and they gain superpowers.
I loved it. Loved it loved it loved it.
It’s fresh, it’s fun, it’s hilarious, it’s addictive. They do good things, they do bad things. They try to cover up the bad things, and they try to avoid doing the good things. Only one of them actually wants to be a superhero- the others find the idea just a little too silly and impractical. I’ve never been more surprised by a show, and I highly recommend this to, um, any of you who are old enough to watch it. And it’s got Ruth Negga in it! Ruth’s a beautiful Irish actress who I got to know a few years ago, and she’s WONDERFUL in this. The nice thing about UK productions is spotting the Irish actors I’m friends with.
(I went to see True Grit yesterday and Domhnall Gleeson was in it, who was also in my second film, Boy Eats Girl. I almost stood up in the cinema and shouted “I know him!”
But I didn’t.)
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true grit this, true grit that- can we talk about something different now? not that true grit is crap, it looks good, but i'm bored of that subject.
is just saw a ww2 fighter jet go over our house.
OUR BOYS!!
is anybody there?
thought not. ah well.
DRAGON BOY IS A MARY SUE!
(mary sues are people who make their characters be able to do anything and everything.)
of course, i might be lying...
or i might actually be complimenting him...
you will never ever find out, mwa ha ha ha haaa...
Kallista, it's alright. I just didn't know you were leaving for a while, maybe the other comments that may have given it away were deleted. I won't beat you up, I do not want to and you don't deserve it. I just want you to be happy, and every time you get in a dark mood it reminds me of how hopeless of a fiancee I am.
lol hi dragona
i'm annoying people today. i annoyed my friends at school.
so that's why I'm annoying you.
nothing personal, really.
My character can't do everything, he's an elemental. On HERE though, I CAN do everything.
precisely.
you
are
a
mary
sue
Please don't annoy me Jaguar.
Btw, I got 6 Valentines cards... I beat my record :)
And I never thought I would be here again...
and my friend thought I was one! i told her about you and she said
"He's a mary sue and a god-mod."
(god-mods are the same as mary-sues.)
But... how am I? Yes, my magic yorkshire pudding does allow me to do anything, but you don't need to insult me, that's not what this blog is about. If you're going to annoy people...
*gestures towards the door*
yeah. and i got the best ever valentines card from my boyfriend and it had my name on the front. BEAT THAT!
he put a little poem on the back as well.
go moonpig.com!!
*shreds up the door*
now it's not there any more.
Lol, moonpig.com.
Just please Jaguar, I had the same problem with your sister before she turned nice, please don't annoy me.
oh, i get it.
your magic yorkshire pudding is real.
so, you're real too?
and i must be real.
this blog must be real.
all the people who comment on it must be real!
therefore, my computer is real.
yay! realness!
My magic yorkshire pudding is real on here, if that's what you mean. It exists on here, so it's real on HERE. And of course I'm real.
*pokes self*
Yep, deffinatly real.
And you're real, everyone on this blog is real.
btw i'm not insulting you, i'm ANNOYING you.
Yes, if you're going to annoy people there's no use being here Jaguar, just be NICE.
oh. HA! gotcha! you just admitted that my logiv is sound.
HA
HA
HA.
lol i'm random today.
but then again, I always am!
ephiphanies...
Most of the time, your logic is crappy... no offense. But yes, on this occasion your logic is indeed "sound"
but I can't be nice! I spend most of my time beating up bad guys or pretending to be a schoolgirl when i'm not.
therefore, it is impossible.
Jaguar, I'm evil. Litterally evil. I throw people like a javelin for self defence at school, and I don't mean nice in general, be nice to PEOPLE ON HERE, then you'll get along fine with us.
ps wonka goes 'oh that's a really creepy thing to put up. it looks random.'
she should know that we're all very random anyway!
okay.
She knows we're random... I think. We've told her...
Are you going to be nice now?
i know this real mean girl at school. in Art everyone on my table was going "do you like me?". she asked me this and i said "Well you're not that nice to me so not really.".
since when does everybody value my opinion so much?
maybe it's because the 'ringleader' of the mean people was away today. i call him...
PEACHFACE. cuz peaches look like bums, therefore you guys all know what i REALLY call him...
yes i am
Lol Jaguar, it's a good reply :)
I'm glad that you're being nice now. :)
WONKA IS LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER!! ARRGH!!
she also wants to know when the BLOG WEDDING is.
do you even know kallista in person?
No, only through this blog. We don't know when the blog-wedding is, Kallista postponed it and we haven't decided on another date yet.
it got postponed because smurfs attacked kallista, yes?
No, because she was in a dark mood and had to sort her feelings out before we got married, it was supposed to be 2 days ago.
i'll defend her from the smurfs, if you want.
*unsheathes metal claws*
come and have a go if you think you're hard enough, smurfs!
lol tanith quotes.
ah. no smurfs.
still, i'll scare them anyway.
*runs at evil smurf trying to get in through a fence*
RRRAAGH!!!
*evil smurf screams and runs away.*
see?
I find a bigger weapon is more effective, if you need any help... you know where I am...
actually, look on my blog and you'll see how awesomely effective I am!
and how extremely random I am, too...
http://whatthehellidontknow.blogspot.com/
see?
You are very random indeed :P
*lobs a throwing knife at a smurf, it hits it between the eyes and it falls to the floor*
I'd throw a grenade at ya... (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Run a blade through ya... (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd tie you to the trains cos ya... (yeah, yeah, yeah)
A nasty liar when ya... (yeah, yeah, yeah)
With your friends, oh yeah...(yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd put you through all this pain...
Lock you out in the rain...
I'd kill you babe...
AND YOU WON'T DO THE SAME!
*coughs*
I mean, hi!
Hi Lunar.
Aww... Poor horses :(
Horses?
The horses that got electrocuted and died. :(
Oh at that race. Yes, they got electrocuted and died.
It's so sad...
hi everyone!!!
happy valentines day!
Whoever was the electrician, they are going to bet one HUGE bill for racehorses, they say that the horses felt no pain so you've got to be thankful for that.
Hi Tanya!
Happy Valentines Day!!!
Hi Tanya.
I got 6 Valentines Cards today... I beat my record :) shame they were from tangerines... :/
I suppose, Dragona...
thats sssssooooooo weird
my friend told me this
*awkard silence*
is when a ginger baby is born
6?
Lol, I didn't get any (didn't want any either).
My friend made a pink origami horse and wrote "Happy Valentine's Day!" on it... But she doesn't like anyone, so she was just offering it to random people... Friends, of course...
Brb.
OK, Dragona
Tanya, how was your day?
Back. Yes Lunar, I got 6, tangerines have an obesssion with me.
*shudders*
Lol, Dragona, I can imagine that...
Welll
I missed my flute lesson made red disgusting cookies, my best friend layered her hair so itt looks coool and,i am now writing this.
Our form teacher gave us the cards that people sent us in registration, I got more than anyone else... slightly embarrassing really :/
school is sooooooooooooooo borin.
all the boys think their hard, and everyone at my school is all bad man and safe brov?
OK, Tanya... I hate it when I miss music lessons... I've missed my drum lessons 2 weeks in a row...
I'm hard!
*hopes everyone will believe him*
True Grit sounds good...but I only heard about it in the BAFTAs last night :D
NO-ONE could beat David Tennant. NO-ONE! XD But, I have to agree, Sherlock Holmes was, of course, AMAZING. And Misfits does sound good...
P.S Skuttlebug ;)
ikr its sooooooo anoying more annoying that sanguine, more annoying than scapegrace.
I'm in the lowest group for PE for the GCSE and BTEC class... Not a shock really, but I don't know ANYONE else in my teaching group who's in the lowest... It's quite embarrassing since I go to a SPORTS college... :/
Although I do have the easiest work to do ;)
What? Boys thinking their hard? Wait until they see me, THEN think who is hard :P
I'm in the top group in PE, because I'm awesome :)
*imagines Dragona throwing boys in her class*
*eyes shine and a smile slowly forms on her face*
Hehe, I'd own them :)
i have abuslutley nothin to say 2 that/
They're not hard... They're just... Idiotic, really.
Hey, I would beat them up... I'm not joking though, if you know a bit about me then you would know why :)
Ok.. Why Dargona?
I don't know why... But I'm not going to question it...
Well, this is the TRUTH, I'm not joking, everyone knows on here and so do my friends at school. I'm 6ft 4, I'm 14 years old. I can THROW people like a javelin with ONE hand, I'm trained in self defence and I know how to beat someone who knows Karate, on top of that, I can knock most people out with one punch (people at my school anyway) and I even beat a pro-boxer in year 11. Bear in mind most of the people who I throw are 16 years old, but I only do it for self defence, I'm not a bully. On one awesome occasion I floored 30 people in less than 10 seconds, knocked out 13 people who surrounded me and I once threw 2 people at once. Now do you see why?
And people say that punching me is like punching a brick wall, but they're lucky if they can get a punch to hit me, I'm fast too :)
Is that you Kallista?
... Because you can?
Can you change your name and picture back Kallista?
Aww... Lol, you had me fooled, Kallista... Although I did wonder about the gaps...
I knew it was Kallista by her way of speaking :)
Hi Kallista!
Brb
Hi Kallista, I knew you were the "Valentine Fairy" lol.
*kisses her*
I have something for you... :P
*hands her a bunch of red roses*
*then remembers the medium size black box in his pocket*
*holds it towards Kallista and opens it, revealing a diamond necklace*
:)
hi..
*dances with Kallista*
A bunch of roses weren't good enough for you :)
Back.
I probably won't comment for a while, since I'll be typing up the poems I've written over the past few days and leaving Kallista and Dragona to their 'special moment' ;)
Oh, ok Lunar.
*gets bored of saying "Aw..." At every comment she reads by Kallista or Dragona*
*wonders off to find poems*
Hey Kallista, I'm sorry for what I said up at the top of the page, I just didn't know it was only for a while, it sounded like you were leaving. Maybe some other comments that would have said it was only for a while were deleted.
Are you happier now? :)
Dear God, Derek.
The three shows you mentioned? Doctor who, sherlock and misfits? Probably my favourite shows in the world ever. I think you said it all- I'm in love with the new Matt Smith doctor, an avid sherlock watched and I cannot WAIT for season 3 of misfits to come out. Ah it is nice hearing our Golden God shares my taste in excellent tv! :')
I am also ridiculously excited about the next SP. I have been checking this blog too many times to see if you give anything away- my SP friends and I have already been having debates about the Jitter girls...ooooh the excitement is simply brimming. Any news about what the book's name will be by any chance? :D
from Chloe :)
(I realise you have no idea who I am but it seems approriate to leave a name, not sure why.)
DEREK!!! SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK IS THE BEST TV SHOW EVER VREATED!! BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS DELIGHTFUUUUUL, LOVE HIM AND MARTIN SO MUCH. AND OF COURSE SHERLOCK AND THE GREAT DR WHO ARE WRITTEN BY STEVEN MOFFAT AND MARK GATISS....:D ITS ALL CONNECTED. Must i say Andrew scott!! Gahh! "I will the burn the heart of you!" What a chilling villain. if skulduggery was ever a movie please have andrew scott in it....ph and benedict cumberbatch please!! ;)
i really like Misfots too...Iwan Rheon who acts Simon is welsh and so am i, so all is good. i think hes amazing...sad thing is i missed the last episode of the 2nd series and the xmas special...:(
SOOO....
SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!! thanks for sharing with us the best tv show ever!! <3 :D
Yey PUPPIES!
I name that one Bob, that Fred, that one Jim, Steve and Bobson... you can choose some names for them too, they're OUR puppies after we've got married :)
YEY! A MAGICAL ARMOURY!
*hugs Kallista*
*covers her face in kisses*
Thank-you, thank-you, thank-you, thank-you, thank-you, thank-you, thank-you, thank-you :)
I LOVE the puppies and the weapons room :) THANK-YOU KALLISTA :D
Sherlock, Doctor Who and Misfits are my three absolute favourite programmes, especially Sherlock, I'm so glad you liked them too :)
Our Golden God has truly choice taste in boxsets, I must say. :0
David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch are two of my favourite actors, ever (even though at least a third of my affections for Cumberbatch are purely for his name. Which is amazing.), and you've just confirmed MY excellent taste, with YOUR excellent taste.
Right, now I'm going to be a pain and most likely be ignored...are there ever going to be open auditions for Valkyrie? I WILL SAW OFF MY RIGHT ARM, AND THEN GET A FALSE ONE, EVEN FOR THE CHANCE, NAY, THE PLEASURE AND PRIVILEGE TO AUDITION. Just saying.
Also, I supported Ireland in the Rugby on Sunday - the 1/4 Irish in my is a very proud 1/4.
School was alright, I was just thinking about you all day and hoping you weren't leaving. It would destroy me.
Next time I see Rosella, I'll say I'm still here which would be slightly ironic because if I wasn't I wouldn't be telling her that but... ah well.
I know she did a petition, I had a look at it before I left but my big comment took ages to write so I didn't comment about the petition.
YEY! Magic yorkshire pudding spot!
*kisses Kallista again*
It makes my presents look bad :/
Thanks :)
*hugs puppies*
*wanders in*
HEY GUYS! only on for a few mins-tea is soon but i shall be on briefly after that.
YAY! MORE PEOPLE LIKE SHERLOCK! *dances around with happiness*
*hugs Kallista back*
Hi Geckogirl.
Yey, apparantly the most romantic restraunt/hotel in the country is in Yorkshire, about 10 miles from where I live :)
awww! i see hugging!
spread the love!
*runs to hug a random armadillo*
*armadillo curls up into protective ball and rolls away*
*runs frantically after amadillo*
Lol Geckogirl, I thought you would be hugging Sherlock :P
ooh! daisy chains!
*sniffs them and sneezes*
teehee! *breaks free and continues running after amadillo*
OMG, it's SNOWING! YEY SNOW!
But brr... it's freezing!
*hugs Kallista*
Snow???????? Say WUT
It actually IS snowing, and I don't mean on here... where I live, it's SNOWING... this is unusual...
ahh yes... sherlock *sniffs*
i couldnt find him in australlia....
WHERE IS HE!? *wails unhappily*
I BET HE'S WITH JOHN!
stops wailing and finds a note.
huh? *reads note*
note: Follow the clues skylara....
what on earth? *wanders around searching for clues*
soz guys, g2g for tea shall be back in a bit.
and i shall find the clues.
...i shall...
*fades mysteriously away*
Well done Kallista :)
*does the snow dance*
Snow, snow, snow, snow :)
*shivers*
Looking at the snow makes me feel cold :S
*hugs Kallista to get some warmth*
*won't let go until he's warm*
*shuts the curtains so he can't see the snow*
I would recommend House with Hugh Laurie, I watch it everyday on the bus and it's truly witty, surprising and always interesting! Start at Episode one and by the end of series one you'll be dying for more!
You still here Kallista?
*wonders why she hasn't commented in 10 mins*
Brb.
Back.
*snuggles under the blankets*
Brr... so cold :(
Oh, ok lol.
Brb.
Back.
YEY wood stove :D
*gets warmer with a combination of coco and the stove*
*hugs Kallista*
Would you believe, that actually made me feel warmer even though it was only words? I'm strange like that...
*sups shandy*
Mmm... shannnndddyyyy :)
I'm sorry if I'm nagging you Kallista, but I think we should sort out a date for the wedding.
Hey, this shandy is 11% beer!
26th... a week and two days away. Sounds cool :) if you want to have it a bit earlier I don't mind, but I think the date is cool if not slightly far away, I can't wait :D
I have to go for my tea now, I hope someone comes on soon Kallista... sorry. I'll be back later, bye.
*appears from nowhere*
sorry guys! dad wouldn't shut up!
hey kallista!
*puts on detetive's hat and cloak*
T'is clue hunting time!
*runs around looking for clues*
clues...clues...clues....
*sees alpaca with a bow around its neak!*
ohhhh! pwetty! ALPACA!
*runs over to alpaca*
*sees picture on bow of the london eye*
*turns into an owl and flys away to the london eye*
*owl returns mommentirally*
hellos? *knocks on screen* anyone there?
*shrugs and flys back towards london eye*
*flys to london eye*
hey! *clicks fingers at random dude* why isn't the london eye moving?
dude: t'is night-time misuss!
Skylara: Can you turn it back on?
dude: Well....
Skylara: I'll give you an icecreeeaaam!?
dude: What flavour?
Skylara: Chocolate chip with cinamon swirls?
dude: mmm! deal!
*skylara happily hands over icecream and climbs onto london eye searching for another clue*
*on top on london eye with binoculars searching for clues*
*sees giant light in the sky in a wolf shape*
yay! *trys to get off london eye*
*10 minutes later is still waiting*
*taps foot*
*sighs and turns into an elephant and smashes through glass*
*turns back into normal self*
dragona! where did kallista go?
J'ai
Tu as
Il a
Elle a
Nous Avons
Vouz Avez
Ils ont
Elles ont.
(Avoir - To Have)
Je suis
Tu es
Il est
Elle est
Nous Sommes
Vous etetes
Ils sont
Elles sont.
(to be)
I don't know where Kallista went, I hope some comes back soon. Her computer will have frozen or she's doing chores or something.
gah! not french!
i hate avoir and all of that! i don't understand french grammer. *sulks*
*realises is still looking for clues*
*runs towards giant wolf light thinggy*
If you need any help finding Sherlock... I can teleport you to where he is if you want...
Wow.
It's sure nice to know that mr Landy likes programs I like.
Films I must see:
Paul
The king's speech
True grit
Gulliver's travels
Forest gump
any of you other minions got good reviews for these films?
ah! thankyou dragona but i am determined to follow this trail!
i have to prove that my detective skills are just as good....
and also...i need time to sharpen my knives *glares at picture of john* to...carve a turkey...yes...a turkey
*shifty eyes*
Hi Hudson, Paul looks AWESOME! I'm deffinatly going to see that. I've never seen the Kings Speech, but all the awards it's won, it must be good. I've never even HEARD of True Grit and Forest Gump. Guliver's Travels looks a bit childish, and I don't like Jack Black so I won't go watch it.
Oh, ok Geckogirl.
*teleports to where Sherlock is without her*
*has a chat with him*
*teleports back at the sight of Kallista*
Hi Kallista!
*hugs her*
Did you read my comment about the 26th?
It IS a long time to wait, how about this weekend? Is that good for you? I don't mind when we have it, it's just whatever is easiest for you :)
hey hudson!
*finally finds where wolf light is comming from*
*sees sign saying 'look up'*
*skylara looks up*
*a million paper hearts fall on to her*
*giggles happily*
*sees sherlock casually leaning against a wall smiling at her*
SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs over and hugs him*
Sherlock: Hey Skylara! *hugs her back*
Skylara: *hugs harder never wanting to let him go*
Sherlock: Erm...I'm starting to lose feeling in my right arm*
Skylara: *Doesn't let go*
*doesn't stop hugging sherlock*
hey kallista!
Skylara: *finally stops hugging sherlock* Where have you been? I looked all over australia!
Sherlock: Did you look in a cage filled with spikes in a small cottage?
Skylara: noo.....
Sherlock: Long story....
Ok, how about this Kallista? Plan it for Saturday like 5 days away, about 7pm. If you aren't on, or hardly anyone else is, then we'll have it on the 26th, does that sound ok for you? I honestly don't mind when we have it, but I can't wait :D
Sherlock: *grabs Skylara and starts to dance with her*
Skylara: *sighs happily* ahhh...i have missed this....
Do you want me to... "take care" of John?
*smiles evily and takes out throwing knife from his belt*
Thanks Kallista :D
Mums annoyed because I beat up my brother and technically I'm not allowed my Internet but let's just say I forgot :)
*eyes widen as dragona reminds her of john*
Skylara: *snarls* John....
Sherlock: What?
Skylara: Nothing...erm...i just forgot your valentines present...won't be a sec...
*flys back to 221b baker street*
I'll take a pound of nuts
That's a lot of nuts!
*stares*
Alright would you like fries with that?
NO NO NO!
*prepares to throw throwing knife*
Do you want me to kill him? Or just knock him out?
*finds john writing a valentines card in 221b*
John: *speaking outloud as he writes* To S-*
Skylara: *screams and rugby tackles john to the floor*
John: Skylara? What the-?
Skylara: How dare you steal my fiancee! *hits john with frying pan*
*pistol whips John, he collapses to the floor*
Skylara: Dragona! The knife!
Sherlock: *walks in and fires gun at the wall making skylara stop*
Sherlock: I'm the world's best detective, did you expect me not to know where you were going?
Skylara: No...but i thought I might be able to out run you. *looks sheepishly at floor* dragona, hold fire...
*puts throwing knife away and points gun at Sherlock*
We have a stand-off...
*stand-off music plays*
*takes out another pistol and points it at the unconcious John*
Lol Kallista! Poor chicken!
Lol Kallista.
Lol type mass effect madness into YouTube and watch the first video
Hilarious!
*turns to dragona* DONT. POINT. A. GUN. AT. SHERLOCK.
...*whispers* but your welcome to at john.
Sherlock: *sighs* Skylara, have you been reading those fan-fics again?
Skylara: *looks innocent* what fan-fics?
Sherlock: The ones written by sick individuals that have brains the size of a small rat?
Skylara: ....maybe....
*takes pistol from aiming at Sherlock, has two pointing at John*
Can I fire? Pllleeeaaaassseeeeee?
Oh oh I want to shoot John to!!
No! The chicken!
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to turn the gun into a bubble blower*
*Dragona clone-troopers walk up and point more guns at John*
Not the chicken
Kallista please no! * dives and holds chicken protectivly *
Sherlock: Hold fire dragona! *Sees kallista with chicken* erm..you too kallista.... John! Why on earth has my fiancee and her friends got you pinned to the floor with guns pointed at your head?
John: I dunno! I was just writing a valentines card to...
Skylara: You! He was writing one to you! *hugs sherlock protectively*
John: What? Eww! I was writing one too....
Sherlock: Sarah.
everyone: Huh?
*keeps guns on John*
*pistol whips him unconcious again*
*shrugs and carries on the conversation*
I think I should kill Zeus for lightning Kallista :)
*catches her as she falls out of the window*
Sherlock: Isn't it obvious? Look at the way he has written the 's'. It's all swirly indicating it is written for a girl. And he is going out with a girl called sarah....
Skylara: *mouth gawps open* But...but...what about his internet history of looking at those fan-fics?
John: What fan-fics?
Skylara: THOSE fan-fics.
Sherlock: That was me.
Skylara: *backs away* fiancee detective in scarf say what now?
*points gun at Sherlock*
Skylara: *too shocked to giggle at dragona knocking out john*
Sherlock: I was investigating who had actually written the things. Clearly they were greatly disturbed and needed help. I found out that it was infact....
Moriarty: *fly in on giant crow* ME!
Skylara: ...ok. now i am throughly confuzzled....
You think I should kill Zeus?
*points gun at Moriarty*
Can I shoot him? Pllleeeaaassseee?
Moriarty: I was trying to turn you, Sherlock and John against eachother. evidently it worked....
Sherlock: Quite... *looks at skylara*
Skylara: Teehee...oppsies....
Moriarty: *laughs evily and grabs Sherlock and Kallista*
Skylara: SHERLOCK!
Dragona: KALLISTA!
Nicolette: *dives to save chicken*
John: *twitches slightly in unconcious state*
Moriarty: *flys away*
*points up in the sky*
You! Zeus you BITCH!
Zeus: Who is calling me a bitch?
ME!
Zeus: I will kill you!
*Zeus sends lightning down on Dragona*
*his shields protect him from the lightning and absorbs the energy*
*Dragona flies up to Olympus to fight Zeus*
*hands dragona throwing knives*
*turns into hawk and flys frantically after moriarty*
That's IT!
*flies after Moriarty*
*catches up with him*
*grabs him by the throat and tears out his windpipe before ripping his head off*
THAT'S for kidnapping my fiancee bitch!
*kicks Moriarty off the giant crow*
*flies back to Dereksville Blogland and Dragona continues his quest to kill Zeus*
*turns back into human form*
*shoots down giant crow*
*punches the living daylights out of moriarty*
*Dragona lands on Olympus*
Zeus! Come here!
*Zeus walks infront of him*
*Dragona laughs evily and tears his head off*
*Zeus falls to the floor, dead*
*Dragona takes his Lightning Bolt and destroys it*
*he returns to Dereksville Blogland*
That's two people I've killed. I'm awesome.
*kicks Moriarty's headless body*
*spits on it and walks away*
*hugs sherlock*
Sherlock: *hugs back* you really shouldn't jump to conclusions...
Skylara: I know...I should....
Together: Deduce all the possibilities, rule out the impossible and come to the right conclusion
*walk back to dereksland blogville hand in hand*
Skylara: ...i suppose i should appologise to john....
Sherlock: Indeed.
Skylara: Can it wait till later?
Sherlock: I'm sure he'll be fine....
*back at 221b john moans and trys to get up*
*fails misribly and has to try and crawl to the phone to get help*
*Dragona pistol whips John again*
Hi all!
*the puppies that Kallista got him for Valentines Day run up to him*
*Dragona hugs the puppies*
*they pounce on Kallista and lick her face*
Happy Valentines day!
I've been so busy. I hate working!!!
Ok Kallista, I'll come with you.
Hi Octa.
Sherlock: *gives skylara a matching scarf and a giant chocolate gecko*
Skylara: yays! *gives sherlock a case file on a mass murder in peru and a new microscope*
Are we going to the overflow?
No, Kallista can't see the comments.
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