The nice thing about being hard at work is that, at the end of the day, you feel entirely justified in sitting down and relaxing in front of the TV. I have a pile of DVDs I still have to watch, and I’m looking forward to them, but over the past few weeks I’ve been focusing on TV boxsets. And boy oh boy, have I been impressed.
The first boxset I watched was season 5 of Doctor Who. I’d seen MOST of the episodes when they were aired, but I’d missed a few, so this was my chance to finally find out just what was going on. I seriously didn’t think anyone could replace David Tennant- his Doctor was a wonderful creation, with an ego of Skulduggery-like proportions, which is ALWAYS a good thing (in my humble opinion). But Matt Smith arrived and instantly owned the screen. His Doctor is, quite frankly, hilarious. As of yet, he doesn’t have the dangerous/scary edge that Tennant’s Doctor had, but I’m sure he’s going to get there eventually.
Karen Gillan as Amy is simply my favourite assistant. She’s cute, she’s a redhead, she pouts a lot, and she’s funny. And that ACCENT... What more could you want?
A very good start for Smith and Gillan, I think, and while there were some dodgy episodes, most were truly great. I’m so glad I watched this, and I’m so glad that so many of YOU, my Minions, watch this too.
The second boxset I watched only had three episodes in it, unfortunately, but it was so much better than it had any right to be. Sherlock, the new Sherlock Holmes show on the BBC, is just WONDERFUL. Again, we have a main character whose ego and arrogance could rival Skulduggery’s, and while Martin Freeman isn’t exactly as attractive as Karen Gillan, he makes a pretty good sidekick nonetheless.
And, just when I thought I couldn’t be any more surprised with it, I get to the third episode and Moriarty appears, played by an Irish actor called Andrew Scott. Andrew starred in the first film I wrote, Dead Bodies, and he was wonderful in that and as Moriarty he was truly... unsettling.
Sherlock definitely gets a thumbs up from the Golden God.
And the third boxset I watched, the one I just finished last night, was seasons one and two of Misfits. Misfits is a Channel 4/E4 show aimed at an older audience than either Doctor Who or Sherlock, and to be honest I wasn’t expecting much. It’s about a group of young offenders who get struck by really strange lightning while doing community service, and they gain superpowers.
I loved it. Loved it loved it loved it.
It’s fresh, it’s fun, it’s hilarious, it’s addictive. They do good things, they do bad things. They try to cover up the bad things, and they try to avoid doing the good things. Only one of them actually wants to be a superhero- the others find the idea just a little too silly and impractical. I’ve never been more surprised by a show, and I highly recommend this to, um, any of you who are old enough to watch it. And it’s got Ruth Negga in it! Ruth’s a beautiful Irish actress who I got to know a few years ago, and she’s WONDERFUL in this. The nice thing about UK productions is spotting the Irish actors I’m friends with.
(I went to see True Grit yesterday and Domhnall Gleeson was in it, who was also in my second film, Boy Eats Girl. I almost stood up in the cinema and shouted “I know him!”
But I didn’t.)
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what? master derek came on?? and i missed him...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm back!
I've got tonsilitus
Well since I'm bored I have an astounding fact to share with you.
The true extent of our commenting is unbelievable.
Since the blog began just over 2 years ago there have been 104288 comments on here and a further 34461 comments on the overflow combined gives
107749 comments.
If each comment was one word each then these comments would be longer than Mortal Coil.
But since we post more than one word then the words themselves are surely longer than the entire SP series.
Each comment would need to be five words long for this to be true.
And this comment is 137 words long. This is about an average comment. So if each comment was this long then our comments would be about 20 times longer than the entire SP series.
We truly can yap.
Although this is a long comment there are some far longer and some far shorter. So it would still equal out.
(This is the 107750th comment).
Comment 107751.
If each comment was 8 words long then our comments would be slightly larger than the entire works of Shakespeare (884647) words.
Comment 107752
If each comment was 10 words long we would have over 1 million words.
If each comment was the size of my original comment it would be 13.7 million words long.
If each word was one century and each comment was the size of my original comment then our comments would equal the age of the universe.
Of course if one word only equals on year we still stretch back 2 times longer than all of human existance.
Basically we have had a lot of comments!
And poor Derek Landy has read them all.
All 13.7 million words.
Congratulations to Dragona for getting comment 100,000!
Slight calculator error.
The combined totals of both blog and over flow is 138753.
Even bigger than before.
I missed out one of the fours in 34461.
But my calculator still prooves Derek Landy must have spent hours reading our comments.
Let's say each comment takes 5 seconds to read.
And let's assume Derek only reads the comments on his blog. 5x 1042895 =5214475 seconds.
Divide by 3600 to get hours.
1448 hours 20 minutes (ish)
divide by 24 = aprox 60 days.
That's two months of reading time. Out of 15 months since this blog began Derek has spent two months just reading comments.
And it means I have the answer! 104296 angels have lost their wings. That's the entire population of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines plus a little more.
Also its not 60 days but 29 hours. I accidently added an 8 into the calculation.
But 29 hours is still a lot right?
*grins sheepishly and begins to step backwards*
Most of my information is accurate!
Another mistake. I forgot to multiply by 5.
So really it's 6 days not 29 hours.
And that's definately right.
I'm going to recheck all my maths again.
Notice my only errors were in working out the time taken to read.
THE REST IS ACCURATE!
And 6 days is most definately right.
ok.
Someone check this out for me.
36+17+27+56+37+32+23+22+29+46+32+42+23+56+69+131+133+132+27+105+45+351+137+216+263+352+371+145+135+263+9+363+70+489+54+88+100+104+76+76+861+610+1692+3519+2952+3511+5000+3422+885+76+1617+4206+1417+5000+5000+5000+5000+4624+1318+5000+5000+5000+88+5000+565+5000+5000+5000+3229= 104299
And also that 694+2571+2562+4779+3769+4854+1518+3208+4555+1340+4240+771=34461.
And then add them together.
And check these are even the right numbers.
Thanks :D
ok. Now -76 and add 5000.
I typed it out wrong.
But I did get the same answer when I typed it in right again.
Hmm.. I got 34861 the second time.
Which gives a grand total of 139161.
Ah! 2562 should be 2162.
So 34461 is right.
And 138762 is thus correct again.
My maths is just confuzzling me. I shall attempt this again when I'm not so ill.
But we still have A LOT of comments.
Don't you all just hate me right now.
One day I will get it right. It may even be correct now.
I think so anyway.
If you can't read your writing then type on word.
Am going to redo the calculation.
brb.
boredd!!
Hey people.
hiii darkane!
Hey Ayesha. I don't think we've talked before but OMG your pic is a buggatti veyron!
yh i know do you like it?? and no we've never talked before
Um, do you know what Octa is doing with all those numbers?
Well then, hey, I'm Darkane (obviously you can read). I love art and athletics and that's basically all you need to know about me. :D
And music. Add music to the list of things I love.
Speaking of music I'm gonna have to go in about 10 minutes for my drum lesson. :P Sorry.
lol! no i dont know what he's doing. all them numbers would give me a headache =P
You still there?
138835!
Is the amount of comments we've had.
And I've checked that 5 times now.
Hey Octa. You must have a lot of spare time r you really love maths.
sorry something happened to my internet it logged me out sorry
Really sorry but I have to go and get changed for drums because it's really hard to play drums in a school skirt. Brb.
I have a lot of spare time.
I'm ill today. Tonsilitus. So off school. No one was on. So I wanted to work out how many angels had lost their wings (one angel loses its wings every time we comment). So I decided to add up all comments and it was alot.
I can do maths when ill!
wow octaboona you must be REALLY good at maths!!
Back but my drum teacher could be here any minute so I'll have to go soon and suddenly.
Actually my drum teacher is here now so bye guys! I won't be on later because I have an athletics competition later. I'll tell you how I do tomorrow but I have another competition tomorrow morning so I won't be on till late.
And it was Mar-chu not Dragona who got comment 100,000
Sorry Dragona!
The 100,000th comment was
*throws turkey at arwa*
So there you are.
ok darkane! wow you play the drums thats cool
OK. Stop obsessing about maths.
It just drives every one mad.
138857 comments hanging on a wall
*whistles some more*
Have I scared Ayesha away with my boring maths?
lol octaboona that a lot of comments
nope still here!!
OK Derek Landy!!!
Can you please check how many comments are on your blog?
If you press on Design and then Comments it says how many comments there are.
Please help a poor minion try and work out the amount of comments on your blog.
I will ask Dragona to tel me the amount of comments on the overflow
This would make your faithful minion very happy!
lol octaboona why do you want to know that??
Yay!
I'm exhausted from all this maths.
Just need to relaax
*hypnotist waves a pendant infront of Octa*
hi kallista
Because I spent 3 and a half hours trying to work it out.
Kallista!
*glomps*
The maths is taunting me!
im cool kallista how are you??
The reason I started this is because I was reading the comments before I joined and realized how much I'd missed of our little community.
I'd read all the posts before but never all the comments.
(I still haven't). But the sheer amount that happened shocked me. It made me feel very small.
So I tried to work out how many comments there were to try and give a number to the sheer scale of it all.
I learnt so much stuff I didn't know about you guys.
Name changes and such. And that Skyril has been here since the very beginning.
So many people have left who I never knew.
Questions and answers from Derek that enhanced my knowledge of stuff.
are you guys still on??
It deleted my comment.
But you joined in late July/early August and have always been kind, and friendly to all.
Nicolette used to be called Fudge Cake
Skyril was sakura c.
Dragona was Fred 0071
Hellboy was inferno joe
Darkane was Alix
Knight was Khalida.
How Sarthacus helped Skylara to chose a name for her OC.
Dragona didn't mind the above name changes.
Laura comments sometimes as well as Derek.
Insanity Nova Moonshine was Insanity Moonshine
I never met her, Lynith, Robbie, Minnie Miracle, flaring rythm, pirate jenny sana.
Thor used to have Schooner on the end of his name.
Hello everyone!!! :)
i gtg now byeeeeeeee!
Aww! Everyone's leaving when I come on :( How depressing... Is anyone actually here right now?
I'm here.
Nope Kallista what was it?
Hi Octa! I was just reading back. Your maths is making my brain go fuzzy.
Mine too :D
Hey people. Just finished drums and now I'm stressing about my competition. I'm leaving in an hour AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Hey Darkane!
Good luck with the competition.
You'll be brilliant!
I've now decided to give it a go myself :) But typing so many numbers onto a spreadsheet accurately is a task unto itself (if that makes sense). I'm only 50 entries through, and there's more comments than words in Mortal Coil!!! *gasps dramatically, then faints from all the typing*
I said that already :D
Thanks Octa but you don't even know what I'm doing in the competition so how do you know I'll be brilliant. NERVSE!!!!!
Because you are brilliant!
There for all you do is brilliant.
And I'm not trying to be evil by contradicting you I'm just really nervous.
Hi. IT'S HOLLIIIDDDDAAAYYYYYSSSS FOR A WEEK! XD
AND OMG I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW!
Aw, thanks. :D But I'm still stressing.
And you're a really good athlete.
Hey Dragona.
New drawing on my blog. If you get a chance can you comment on it. :D
Hello everyone :)
AH! Compliment over load. *Brain implodes* Thanks again, Octa. But I haven't practiced shot putt in ages. D:
Hi Dee!
Nice to meet you!
*extends hand in greeting*
Hey Dee.
I have commented Darkane.
I'm walking on sunshine. Wooooooh
Thanks Dragona. :D But you can tell it's not a photo because I completely messed up the right eye.
Hi Dee.
Hey Octaboona and Darkane :)
*shakes Octaboona's hand* Your maths is very impressing/intresting :)
Hi Dragona :)
My throwing hand is sore. NOOOOOO EVERYTHING IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs in circles* FTL FTL FTL WHAT AM I GONNA DO!
French the Llama!
Calm down. Take some deep breaths.
hello!
been a while octaboona
Sorry I disappeared, Octa, my internet died.
Hi Darkane, hi Dee! Nice to meet you both! *extends both hands in greeting and immediatly plasters huge grin on face*
Hi again Dragona! :)
*Starts to hyperventilate* Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok *jumo up and down in the spot*
Thrice!!!!
It's been ages since we talked properly!!!!
How's Orius?
Hi Thrice! If you didn't know, the wedding is tomorrow at 7PM British time. I think you're the priest or something.
Hey Tristessa. *waves and then continues to panic*
Hiya Tristessa *shakes hand*
sorry now, might have to go soon, orius is with me!
and another of my buddys, spud as he was called once on here
My spelling and grammar are leaving my be=rain. That sentence was so grammatically incorrect.
Hey Kallista.
Ok Thrice.
so sorry, i think we have a silly comfirmation mass...
So Tristessa. Did you finish working out the number of comments?
evil mass...
Ew confirmation. Ha, I didn't get confirmed. YAY ATHEISTS!
i would seiriously prefer to be here with ye all being a priest
YAY CHOCOLATE :D
i have to go at quater past seven
Ok people. I have to go and get changed and get all my gear ready. I may or may not be on before I go but I'll tell you how I did later. BYE!!!!
Ok Thrice, do you know the time of the wedding? You better show up :P
Hi Kallista :D
grr... silly thing
Chocolate... yummm :)
Byebye Darkane :) Good luck!
Good luck Darkane!
how long should the wedding be? i might be able...
orius wants to say Hi, but i am not letting him because he wont bother to come on here and i am trying to make him
I don't know how long the wedding will be. I have to go at 9:00 and it's at 7:00 so...
Penguin bar jokes are truly terrible.
Name a penguin who was an impressionist artist.
Peck-asso.
*headdesk*
LOL Dee.
Hehe :D
I'm writing a story on my blog.
Cool :) I shall go check out your blog.
Once I've finished watching a few vlogbrothers videos :D
I haven't finished it YET, just the first part is on my blog. The second part I am writing :)
Oh, ok Kallista. I wondered where you had gone :P
Hiya Kallista :)
I hate it when computers do that. *evil eyes*
*Dragona dives after her and catches Kallista before she hits the bottom*
*flies back to the surface*
I MURDUR THIS COMPUTER!
*ugly noises*
HELLO EVERYONE!
HELLO MAR :)
I was the first to have OCs in fanfic... I think.
HELLO DEE!
ITS CLEANING DAY TODAY! WERE HAVING A PARTY!
*rushes around like a little tornado*
*hugs Kallista back*
Cleaning day?
TO THE UPSTAIRS!
*hugs laptop like a quarterback*
HYAAAAAAA!!!
It takes a lot of courage to read other people's work when you do one yourself, you think they'll make you look bad. I enjoy all the fanfics on here, and you make me look bad, but I don't mind.
*screams when opens door to bedroom*
*quickly closes door before everything falls on her*
it just occurred to me that maybe my room has more rare objects then the repository...
*clears throught*
i'll save that for last.
*opens another door*
oh. oh dear. hey everyone! guess what i found!
Ahaha, Mar. :)
My room is a completely mess. It's in need of a good clean/tidy. That MAY get done throughout the half term. It might not, though.
Depends on how lazy I'm feeling...
oh. we may have a problem.
*jumps around nervously*
okay. i'm going in. everyone, you may now start fighting over who gets what in my will.
What did you find?
Kallista, you're probably the greatest writer out of all the SP gang. You're stories are one of the best non-published books I've EVER read. Mine aren't good compared to yours, yours are funny, epic, awesome, completely GREAT for every single story you do.
Oh, ok Kallista. I hope I get chance to talk to you before I go to bed.
The greatest thing I've written is when I killed a vampire with a sock :P even Master Derek commented on that :) he called me an Oddball :D
Oh, yesyes, I did!!! I was super hyper about it! >.<
Lol Dee.
*drums burst from Kallista's epic scream*
What the fish?! I forgot the ear. *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*
eardrums*
I epic fail at life.
And typos.
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal Dee's ear drums*
YAY! I can hear again!
Thank you Dragona :DDDD
You're welcome Dee.
*hums to AFI*
laaaaaaaa!
I'm bored.
I hope Mar hasn't died...
Um... would you mind changing your picture back Dee?
Okay...
*bursts out from room*
I AM ALIVE! BUT JUST BARELY!
*gaspes for breath*
Lol Mar.
done.
Mar!
ITS A NIGHTMARE IN THERE! I SWEAR I EVEN SAW A FACELESS ONE!
Thanks Dee :)
O___o
Were where you?!
That's okay :) *is a bit confuzzled*
I WAS IN MY HOUSE.
*looks around*
THERE ARE UNTOLD HORRORS HER DEE. THERE REALLY ARE...
I have to go for my tea spoon.
I mean soon.
ff
Well done Kallista.
Creepy....
My house clicks at night..
oh okay.
spoon. hehehehe :)
I have to go for my tea now... I'll be back later, bye.
byeeee
so soo sorry i have to go now too! the computer keeps logging out for some maniac reason...and family is coming...and i gotta tackle the cleaning...literally...bye!
I have to go too. Byeee.
Good luck with the cleaning Mar!
Uh oh. We might get 5-10cm of snow tomorrow, or so the weather says.
OMG, I'm so sorry Kallista for seeing you were alone. I just missed you too. I'm really sorry.
*hugs her*
Hey Dragona! *glomps* I'm working on HW so i might be slow
Hi Lizzy, I'm working on fanfic so I might be slow :P
Kallista! *glomps*
Kallista! I'm really really really really sorry to see you were left alone. I wish I could have helped. I'll find a way to make it up to you :)
*hugs her*
LOL Kallista.
*admires the bird on his head*
:)
I really am sorry for leaving you Kallista, I wish I didn't have to go for my tea. If there's anything you need... just ask :)
I hope I get chance to talk to you before I go to bed Kallista.
ack, sorry Kallista, i'm finishing up the Tanith story soon and then you're coming in the next fanfic so don't worry
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Kallista :(
Bye Kallista.
*kisses her*
I hate colds :(
awww, *gives Dragona a bowl chicken soup*
CHICKEN SOUP! I LOVE CHICKEN SOUP! How did you know?
*happily eats chicken soup*
Thanks Lizzy :)
LOL no problem :)
I actually DO love chicken soup, it's amazing. Baxters chicken soup... Mmm...
I'm back.
*managed to start the fire in the living room* Yaaay >.< *feels proud*
Hi Dee.
Hey Delilah :) ummm, wouldn't it be bad if you stared a fire in the living room?
Hey Dragona and Lizzy :)
Ahaha, it was in the fireplace. Not just some random fire :)
oh, ok then *puts away fire extinguisher*
Lol Lizzy.
Lol :)
whattttt? what'd i do to deserve a LOL
*puts away fire extinguisher*
*grabs her fire extinguisher and covers Lizzy in foam*
You put away your fire extinguisher, that deserved a lol :P
got to go, its a lovely day out and its WARM for the first time in a million years (or something like that) i'm going outside to work on my tan
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee y'all!
*huffs and stalks out covered in foam* :P
Bye Lizzy.
Bye *waves*
I'm getting married tomorrow!
*does the happy dance*
Married?
Congrats!
*throws confetti*
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