Monday, January 3, 2011

Oh, and...

My first New Year Resolution:

Learn how to format this damn Blog...

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  1. i got first!!!! OMG!!!!! *brain overloads with awesomeness*

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  2. yes, you were supposed to tell us what your sisters got you for christmas

    *starts eating Lizzy's overloaded brains :P

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  3. ewwwwwww! tori that's nasty! besides, Kallista's the zombie

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  4. i know *falls over*
    be right back, i need to empty the dishwasher

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  5. teehee, when i opened the dishwasher a cloud of steam fogged up my glasses

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  6. I didn't know you had glasses

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  7. Yeah... you shouldn't go back to the font from the previous post.

    It looked like it could suck my computer screen into a black hole.

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  8. awwwwwwwww, byeeeeeeeeeee Kallista

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  9. You have no idea the FLOODS of tears that.... flooded... out of eyes every day and night at the very THOUGHT of your absence.... Welcome back!!! :]
    Happy New Year!!
    I don't know about you, but I think this year smells a good bit like shaving cream... I wonder of what this is a foreshadowing?? O.o

    WOW! Half way through, already?? That's insanely quick!! I with thee luck with the rest of thy likely insanely amazing book! And yes, I admit, as soon as I read that you're Marvelous-ness had already gotten through half of it, I craved for an earlier release date.... but I understand why you wish not to do so... I suppose. :)

    What did you get for Christmas??

    I wonder what you meant by the "film projects" you mentioned. Are you gonna make a movie script or something?????? That would be AWESOME!!! I'd madly love it. :] Especially if the movie wasn't R because, well, I'm not allowed to watch R movies.... which is quite often, fairly annoying.....
    So make an awesome pg-13 movie!! Please! :]

    Thank you, Master Brain, for helping Master Derek's body do his work incredibly well.

    Hey, Master Derek, I appreciate your trying to keep us from missing Skulduggery Pleasant too much, but I'm afraid it won't work. Ever since I finished Mortal Coil, I've been desperately missing it.
    :]

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  10. Sorry for the drastically long comment seeing as, most of your comments lately have been about 10 words or fewer. :]
    I just have a lot to say to my great master and his brain.

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  11. I'm good thanks, whats jambalaya?

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  12. sorry, got to go eat dinner, i'll be on later probably

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  13. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://geekfood.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/jambalaya.jpg&imgrefurl=http://geekfood.wordpress.com/2006/07/02/geekfood-5-were-back/&usg=__DRF5wuWAHIUBwq7UbA0iCZHCqSk=&h=199&w=300&sz=13&hl=en&start=21&sig2=H6LZlsOxrnxgWq1MjN6M9w&zoom=1&tbnid=hvr61pOprm1A6M:&tbnh=126&tbnw=190&ei=fmAiTeqdJ8K88ga8tpy7Dw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djambalaya%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D708%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C456&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=643&vpy=395&dur=594&hovh=159&hovw=240&tx=99&ty=82&oei=WWAiTaz9KYWClAf6kb3ZCw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:21&biw=1440&bih=708

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  14. You poor soul! You've never had jambalaya!!!!
    'tis MAGNIFICENT!!
    Basically rice, meat, and seasoning to make a DELICIOUS meal! :]

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  15. Happy new year all minions and master Derek! I was checking this blog every day for a new post. Finally there is one! YAY! What present did your sisters get you Derek? I can't wiat for book 6, I really can'y :'( Me and all my friends thought it was coming out sooner- now I have to tell them all bad news tomorrow... hhmmmmm... they're not going to be too happy... maybe I shouldn't tell them, so I can avoid being hated...

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  16. srry Golden God,
    i didn't sleep last nite but definitely cried.

    Cant wait for book 6 and when u where talking about movies, is there going to b a SP movie?

    also, do u hav facebook?

    well it was fantastic to hear from u and hope ur new yrs revolution is a astounding success!

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  17. Master Derek!!
    Someone else thought your hair was orange!!!
    SEE???
    What is your hair color, truly???

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  18. it's fun to be random :D
    i thought Derek Landy's hair was orange too :P
    and jambalaya is the best!!!!!! :D

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  19. ARGH!!!!
    I WANT THE NEXT 2 BOOKS BUT MY MAIL IS SLOW AND THEY WON'T COME FOR ANOTHER WEEK.......OR EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!! i think i'm gonna die XP

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  20. Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a sister named Elizabeth, would you? I had a friend named Elizabeth who had a little sister named Victoria, but everyone called her Tori. :]

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  21. Oh, you mean if she is the sister of a friend I used to hang out with all the time?? Yeah, I suppose it would a bit. :]

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  22. yeah, i'll be in and out, i'm working on fanfic

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  23. nope, my real name is Tori
    but my sister's middle name is Elizabeth :P

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  24. oh good, i'm not alone. how are you?

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  25. LOL That's kinda weird!
    :D
    My middle name is Elizabeth, by the way!
    But, I suppose if you were the Tori I was thinking of you be.... 8? 9? Something like that. :]

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  26. i'm good and bad
    ...can you manage that at the same time?

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  27. well, i'm off to do the dishes and to make some pie :D
    be back in a little bit

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  28. Mmmmm jambalayaaaaaa!!! Y'all ought to be jealoooouuuus! Mmmm :P

    Master Derek, have you ever heard of jambalaya? I hope the case is not that you have never heard of it! That would be quite awful! Though, if that's the case, if you ever you tour here, I'll have to add that to the list of things I bring Your Greatness. :]
    BUT PLEASE DO TELL ME IN YOUR NEXT POST IF YOU'VE TRIED OR AT LEAST HEARD OF JAMBALAYA! :]

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  29. Do you like jambalaya with or without seafood in it?
    I don't like seafood [Yes, I know you probably think I'm insanely mad in a bad way :3] so I don't like it in jambalaya.

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  30. It's this most delicious concoction of rice, meat, and seasonings.
    Here's a decent image:

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://geekfood.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/jambalaya.jpg&imgrefurl=http://geekfood.wordpress.com/2006/07/02/geekfood-5-were-back/&usg=__DRF5wuWAHIUBwq7UbA0iCZHCqSk=&h=199&w=300&sz=13&hl=en&start=21&sig2=H6LZlsOxrnxgWq1MjN6M9w&zoom=1&tbnid=hvr61pOprm1A6M:&tbnh=126&tbnw=190&ei=fmAiTeqdJ8K88ga8tpy7Dw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djambalaya%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D708%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C456&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=643&vpy=395&dur=594&hovh=159&hovw=240&tx=99&ty=82&oei=WWAiTaz9KYWClAf6kb3ZCw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:21&biw=1440&bih=708

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  31. i'll check it out. wait, are you in the southern hemisphere? cause usually there's no one for me to talk too

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  32. everyone always guesses i'm in Australia (i am)
    why not other parts of the southern hemisphere?

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  33. ~gets hit by torch and am set on fire~































    ~runs around screaming and finally remembers to stop drop and roll, but by that time, I am fully singed~




















































    ~gets a little parachute of burn medicine and rubs all over self~


    Ahhh that feels good. :]

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  34. I guess only Australia because, besides South America, I don't really know any places there xD
    And I've never met anyone online from South America.

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  35. *throws bucket of water over Skyril just in case*

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  36. WOOT WOOT xD
    SCHOOL'S OVER FOR NOW!



    To bad I have homework...
    And it all starts again tomarrow...
    BUT AT THE MOMENT ALL'S AWESOME :D

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  37. YES.
    I'm on the first page, before 1OO comments.
    I don't why, but this is an acheivment to me for some reason xD

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  38. I'M BACK
    i know you guys missed me
    @ skyril; jambalaya is awesome, i can't believe no one has ever heard of it

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  39. ok, yeah i was thinking New Zealand and Australasia but apartfrom that i don't acctually know anywhere, hmmm

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  40. Nice to meet thee two, Skyril [:

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  41. I think I was the 1OOth comment O:

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  42. ok, so one of you is from australia
    where are the rest of you from?

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  43. ...Oh yeah xD
    Wow, nice grammar, Pandora xP

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  44. she didn't misspell it, she just used the wrong version of the word

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  45. Hey Pandora, i saw your comment on the dead men tales. Here's part 2

    http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/11/dead-men-tales-part-2.html


    and here's part 3


    http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/11/dead-men-tales-part-3.html



    back to typing!

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  46. I'm from the US too!! :D
    except i'm in Virginia

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  47. LOL I'm kinda just good at grammar, and therefore correcting people fairly often. Which, I'm sure is quite annoying xD

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  48. Lizzy- Thank You! :D
    Can't wait to read it [:

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  49. then you would have a fit with me because i like to use bad grammar on purpose :P

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  50. Skyril- Nah, I do it too sometimes xP

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  51. Oh for the love of...
    WHO GAVE MY BROTHER A WHOLE ROLL OF THOSE BUBBLE-WRAPPING THINGS?!








    We're all doomed...

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  52. "SNUCK" is NOT a word!!!
    It's supposed to be "SNEAKED"!!!
    That's the one that drives me crazy! Even authors say "snuck" a lot!

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  53. *Sigh*


    *In the background:*
    POP!
    POP!
    POPITY-POP-POP-POP!

    *I shriek in rage*

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  54. UGH!!! i hate it when my brother pops those things
    HE NEVER STOPS!!!

    @skyril-....do what?

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  55. Kallista- That actually made me laugh out loud xDD
    You are very edjumacated, as my math teacher would say x]

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  56. xD
    Hi, Kallista.
    I just want you to know, I'm refraining myself from releasing my full malice upon thee for your on purpose awful spelling and grammar.

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  57. ... I hate my brother sometimes -_-
    He's try to screw up my comments right no by slapping the keyboard...

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  58. my brother used to do that XP
    brothers are such a pest

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  59. Skyril- Yes, she is, isn't she? xP



    *Fends off brother with one foot*

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  60. HE JUST MOONED ME >.>

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  61. Hahaha I used to do that to my older brother, Pandora! :] It's quite fun, if I do say so, myself. Allow him some slack :D

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  62. having trouble with your brother Pandora? lol

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  63. omg my little brother and my older sis did that to me when we were swimming once
    i went under water and when i came back up all i saw were cheeks

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  64. ~spins on Kallista as soon as she typed the word "snuck" [or, at least, tried to]~
    You just did nothing, Kallista, seeing as "snuck" is not a word, and therefore, can not be done.
    ~smirks~

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  65. *Barricades den door*

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  66. I'M BACK, i might go in and out cause my sister wants the computer

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  67. aw siblings, you gotta love them
    ...wait, no you don't, you just have to live with them

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  68. Tori- How charming xDD

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  69. I hate my sister most of the time, i'll be right back, now i have to cook her lunch

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  70. @pandora- aren't i just :D
    @kallista- that was a very ninja-like move you made earlier

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  71. jaffa is a slave to her sister :P

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  72. Tori- No, I meant the underwater mooning xP

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  73. Actually, Tori, it wasn't ninja like because she didn;t do anything seeing as snuck is not a word and therefore, cannot be done.
    ~smirks again~

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  74. oh, you should really point that out
    conversations with a big group of people really go by quickly

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  75. *Ignores brother's rantings outside the den door*

    ...



    *Hums Maboroshi very loudly*

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  76. Kallista, will you join me in the pancake dance?

    *starts doing the pancake dance*

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  77. Tori- Why yes xD



    *Turns up music to annoy him*
    >:D

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  78. I invented discovered a somewhat joyful dance from the islands of the rainbow unicorns called........ ~drumroll~........THE BROWN DANCE!! You see, they call it the Brown Dance because they don't have the color brown on themselves and so that makes them unhappy, but they're dancing and that makes them happy so it ends up being the somewhat joyful dance. :]

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  79. turn that music up pandora
    i can still hear my thoughts

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  80. *Steals Kallista's pistachios*

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  81. @Skyril-that makes absolutely no sense

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  82. Tori- NOT FOR LONG YOU WON'T!
    *Turns it up full blast*

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  83. ok, that's better pandora
    now my ears are bleeding lol

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  84. *doing pancake dance with Kallista when pants fall down and she trips*

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  85. *Breaks into the Chocolate Croissant Dance*

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  86. MY EYES!!!
    IT BURNS!!!
    pull your pants back up

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  87. ~grabs several pairs of earmuffs and puts them, overlapping each other, Tori's head~
    ~writes down, "Is that better?" and shows her~

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  88. *Screams*
    *Points to Jaffa's fallen pants*
    THE SMURFS HAVE RETURNED!!!
    *Clutches head*
    *Shrieks*
    *Runs onto ceiling*

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  89. hey Kallista i have bad news. I HAVE RUN OUT OF PANCAKES!!!!!!!!! :O

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  90. *Turns down music*
    :P

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  91. THE SMURFS STOLE THE PANCAKES!!! D:

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  92. ~sees Kallista attempting the Brown Dance then falling and running off, likely in pursuit of her pistachios~
    ~goes to steal them back from Pandora~

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  93. @ skyril- *nods
    i can just picture kallista crawling on the ground trying to find her pistachios and then turning into burnt toast :P

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  94. *jumping up and down attempting to tape her self to the ceiling like last time but gets trampled by Smurfs*

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  95. *Shoots dart at Skyril that's loaded with a concoction of sedatives and an anesthetic*
    *She falls to the ground, asleep*
    *I start eating the pistachious while sitting cross-legged on the ceiling*

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  96. on a totally unrelated topic, have any of you people read Avalon High by Meg Cabot?

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  97. *peeks in, sees Jaffa's pants on the ground, Kallista smoldering with lightning, Skyril dancing all alone and tori's ears bleeding.* god, y'all are bonkers



    i'm still typing btw

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  98. i saw a bit of the movie, but i never read the book

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  99. *Gnomes burst into the room*
    *They chatter angrily*
    *I eat my pistachios peacefully, paying them no heed*

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  100. ~mumbles in her slumber~
    No.... No, Jaffa.......seeeeeeen movie......~snores~ it was silly movie ~switches position, still in sleep~ though, I think a booooook...... would be... betterrrrr.....

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  101. *pulls up pants in an attempt to regain some dignity and goes to storm off but pants fall down again*

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  102. OMG DEREK I MISSED O+YOU SOOO MUCH! going a little nuts from too much derek withdraw i havent heard from you in AGES it stareted to worry me!

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  103. yes, lizzy, we are indeed bonkers
    and i can read lips you know...actually, i can't...but it makes me sound interesting...even though i can't hear :P

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  104. *Stuffs Skyril in broom closet*
    *Shuts door*
    *Leans against door, trying to look casual*
    Hum de dum dum... just... leaning against this cupboard... nothing to see here... move along, move along...

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  105. OH WELL-
    *Turns off caps lock*
    Oh well...

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  106. pandora, that's a closet. not a cupboard

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  107. she's not even there skyril, she went brb :P

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  108. @Skyril, The movie hasn't been released in Australia yet!! but i have read the book

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  109. jaffa, don't waste your time, its a dumb movie anyway

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  110. *Looks at Skyril*
    Hmmm.... maybe I should wake her up... soonish...

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  111. Movie was gooooood......... except the end.... was doooone a little.............. silly-yyyyyyy...........

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  112. school was dreadful but i was glad to see my friends again.....


    @Master Derek

    I had the strangest idea! but now i dont think it will quite work out the way i thought even if you did take it into account but im gonna tell you any way


    well we sometimes get new authors no one has ever heard of to come to our school to tell us about their story and how they came up with the book so one and so forth so then i thought "wow maybe derek could come when the sixth book comes out that way he would be able to come to america for tour and i could see if the school would ask him to come or get him to ask my school to come! and now im realising that that plan is now a total failure cus its not gonna work out any way so i guess im just gonna have to wait until you come to america it may take years but im willing to wait

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  113. wait, pandora, don't wake her up yet
    *goes to fetch a glass of water and sticks her hand in it
    now wait :P

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