You have no idea the FLOODS of tears that.... flooded... out of eyes every day and night at the very THOUGHT of your absence.... Welcome back!!! :] Happy New Year!! I don't know about you, but I think this year smells a good bit like shaving cream... I wonder of what this is a foreshadowing?? O.o
WOW! Half way through, already?? That's insanely quick!! I with thee luck with the rest of thy likely insanely amazing book! And yes, I admit, as soon as I read that you're Marvelous-ness had already gotten through half of it, I craved for an earlier release date.... but I understand why you wish not to do so... I suppose. :)
What did you get for Christmas??
I wonder what you meant by the "film projects" you mentioned. Are you gonna make a movie script or something?????? That would be AWESOME!!! I'd madly love it. :] Especially if the movie wasn't R because, well, I'm not allowed to watch R movies.... which is quite often, fairly annoying..... So make an awesome pg-13 movie!! Please! :]
Thank you, Master Brain, for helping Master Derek's body do his work incredibly well.
Hey, Master Derek, I appreciate your trying to keep us from missing Skulduggery Pleasant too much, but I'm afraid it won't work. Ever since I finished Mortal Coil, I've been desperately missing it. :]
Sorry for the drastically long comment seeing as, most of your comments lately have been about 10 words or fewer. :] I just have a lot to say to my great master and his brain.
Happy new year all minions and master Derek! I was checking this blog every day for a new post. Finally there is one! YAY! What present did your sisters get you Derek? I can't wiat for book 6, I really can'y :'( Me and all my friends thought it was coming out sooner- now I have to tell them all bad news tomorrow... hhmmmmm... they're not going to be too happy... maybe I shouldn't tell them, so I can avoid being hated...
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a sister named Elizabeth, would you? I had a friend named Elizabeth who had a little sister named Victoria, but everyone called her Tori. :]
LOL That's kinda weird! :D My middle name is Elizabeth, by the way! But, I suppose if you were the Tori I was thinking of you be.... 8? 9? Something like that. :]
Mmmmm jambalayaaaaaa!!! Y'all ought to be jealoooouuuus! Mmmm :P
Master Derek, have you ever heard of jambalaya? I hope the case is not that you have never heard of it! That would be quite awful! Though, if that's the case, if you ever you tour here, I'll have to add that to the list of things I bring Your Greatness. :] BUT PLEASE DO TELL ME IN YOUR NEXT POST IF YOU'VE TRIED OR AT LEAST HEARD OF JAMBALAYA! :]
Do you like jambalaya with or without seafood in it? I don't like seafood [Yes, I know you probably think I'm insanely mad in a bad way :3] so I don't like it in jambalaya.
xD Hi, Kallista. I just want you to know, I'm refraining myself from releasing my full malice upon thee for your on purpose awful spelling and grammar.
~spins on Kallista as soon as she typed the word "snuck" [or, at least, tried to]~ You just did nothing, Kallista, seeing as "snuck" is not a word, and therefore, can not be done. ~smirks~
I invented discovered a somewhat joyful dance from the islands of the rainbow unicorns called........ ~drumroll~........THE BROWN DANCE!! You see, they call it the Brown Dance because they don't have the color brown on themselves and so that makes them unhappy, but they're dancing and that makes them happy so it ends up being the somewhat joyful dance. :]
*Shoots dart at Skyril that's loaded with a concoction of sedatives and an anesthetic* *She falls to the ground, asleep* *I start eating the pistachious while sitting cross-legged on the ceiling*
*peeks in, sees Jaffa's pants on the ground, Kallista smoldering with lightning, Skyril dancing all alone and tori's ears bleeding.* god, y'all are bonkers
~mumbles in her slumber~ No.... No, Jaffa.......seeeeeeen movie......~snores~ it was silly movie ~switches position, still in sleep~ though, I think a booooook...... would be... betterrrrr.....
*Stuffs Skyril in broom closet* *Shuts door* *Leans against door, trying to look casual* Hum de dum dum... just... leaning against this cupboard... nothing to see here... move along, move along...
school was dreadful but i was glad to see my friends again.....
@Master Derek
I had the strangest idea! but now i dont think it will quite work out the way i thought even if you did take it into account but im gonna tell you any way
well we sometimes get new authors no one has ever heard of to come to our school to tell us about their story and how they came up with the book so one and so forth so then i thought "wow maybe derek could come when the sixth book comes out that way he would be able to come to america for tour and i could see if the school would ask him to come or get him to ask my school to come! and now im realising that that plan is now a total failure cus its not gonna work out any way so i guess im just gonna have to wait until you come to america it may take years but im willing to wait
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1 – 200 of 3984 Newer› Newest»i got first!!!! OMG!!!!! *brain overloads with awesomeness*
yes, you were supposed to tell us what your sisters got you for christmas
*starts eating Lizzy's overloaded brains :P
ewwwwwww! tori that's nasty! besides, Kallista's the zombie
i know *falls over*
be right back, i need to empty the dishwasher
teehee, when i opened the dishwasher a cloud of steam fogged up my glasses
I didn't know you had glasses
Yeah... you shouldn't go back to the font from the previous post.
It looked like it could suck my computer screen into a black hole.
Kallista where did you go?
oh, hey Bethany
you are brilliant
YAY! *high fives*
awwwwwwwww, byeeeeeeeeeee Kallista
ok... *sulks*
where is everyone?
You have no idea the FLOODS of tears that.... flooded... out of eyes every day and night at the very THOUGHT of your absence.... Welcome back!!! :]
Happy New Year!!
I don't know about you, but I think this year smells a good bit like shaving cream... I wonder of what this is a foreshadowing?? O.o
WOW! Half way through, already?? That's insanely quick!! I with thee luck with the rest of thy likely insanely amazing book! And yes, I admit, as soon as I read that you're Marvelous-ness had already gotten through half of it, I craved for an earlier release date.... but I understand why you wish not to do so... I suppose. :)
What did you get for Christmas??
I wonder what you meant by the "film projects" you mentioned. Are you gonna make a movie script or something?????? That would be AWESOME!!! I'd madly love it. :] Especially if the movie wasn't R because, well, I'm not allowed to watch R movies.... which is quite often, fairly annoying.....
So make an awesome pg-13 movie!! Please! :]
Thank you, Master Brain, for helping Master Derek's body do his work incredibly well.
Hey, Master Derek, I appreciate your trying to keep us from missing Skulduggery Pleasant too much, but I'm afraid it won't work. Ever since I finished Mortal Coil, I've been desperately missing it.
:]
I'm a miserable LARRY
oh, HI SKYRIL!!
Sorry for the drastically long comment seeing as, most of your comments lately have been about 10 words or fewer. :]
I just have a lot to say to my great master and his brain.
Hullo, Lizzy!
How are you??
her is making jambalaya! Mmmmm
Smells marvelous!
I'm good thanks, whats jambalaya?
sorry, got to go eat dinner, i'll be on later probably
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://geekfood.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/jambalaya.jpg&imgrefurl=http://geekfood.wordpress.com/2006/07/02/geekfood-5-were-back/&usg=__DRF5wuWAHIUBwq7UbA0iCZHCqSk=&h=199&w=300&sz=13&hl=en&start=21&sig2=H6LZlsOxrnxgWq1MjN6M9w&zoom=1&tbnid=hvr61pOprm1A6M:&tbnh=126&tbnw=190&ei=fmAiTeqdJ8K88ga8tpy7Dw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djambalaya%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D708%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C456&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=643&vpy=395&dur=594&hovh=159&hovw=240&tx=99&ty=82&oei=WWAiTaz9KYWClAf6kb3ZCw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:21&biw=1440&bih=708
You poor soul! You've never had jambalaya!!!!
'tis MAGNIFICENT!!
Basically rice, meat, and seasoning to make a DELICIOUS meal! :]
Oh, ok. I might be on later. I'm not quite sure...
Happy new year all minions and master Derek! I was checking this blog every day for a new post. Finally there is one! YAY! What present did your sisters get you Derek? I can't wiat for book 6, I really can'y :'( Me and all my friends thought it was coming out sooner- now I have to tell them all bad news tomorrow... hhmmmmm... they're not going to be too happy... maybe I shouldn't tell them, so I can avoid being hated...
srry Golden God,
i didn't sleep last nite but definitely cried.
Cant wait for book 6 and when u where talking about movies, is there going to b a SP movie?
also, do u hav facebook?
well it was fantastic to hear from u and hope ur new yrs revolution is a astounding success!
Master Derek!!
Someone else thought your hair was orange!!!
SEE???
What is your hair color, truly???
42nd comment, not bad :)
Happy New Year, random Derek Landy fan!
LOL hey Skyril
it's fun to be random :D
i thought Derek Landy's hair was orange too :P
and jambalaya is the best!!!!!! :D
Hello :]
I thought his hair was reddish blond.
ARGH!!!!
I WANT THE NEXT 2 BOOKS BUT MY MAIL IS SLOW AND THEY WON'T COME FOR ANOTHER WEEK.......OR EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!! i think i'm gonna die XP
I HATE THE WAITING!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW IT'S TAKING FOREVER!!!
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a sister named Elizabeth, would you? I had a friend named Elizabeth who had a little sister named Victoria, but everyone called her Tori. :]
oooo, that would be creepy
Oh, you mean if she is the sister of a friend I used to hang out with all the time?? Yeah, I suppose it would a bit. :]
anyone still there?
yeah, i'll be in and out, i'm working on fanfic
oh, hey Jaffa! off to fanfic
nope, my real name is Tori
but my sister's middle name is Elizabeth :P
hey lizzy
Hi tori
HI :D
oh good, i'm not alone. how are you?
LOL That's kinda weird!
:D
My middle name is Elizabeth, by the way!
But, I suppose if you were the Tori I was thinking of you be.... 8? 9? Something like that. :]
i'm good and bad
...can you manage that at the same time?
You know, there are a lot of people name Elizabeth!
hi Skyril
skyril: i'm 16
Yes, very easily, Tori!
ok, just checking :P
Greetings be upon thee, Jaffa!
@Tori
Ah, You're not her then! lol :]
lol :]
well, i'm off to do the dishes and to make some pie :D
be back in a little bit
bye tori
@Skyril, how are you?
Mmmmm jambalayaaaaaa!!! Y'all ought to be jealoooouuuus! Mmmm :P
Master Derek, have you ever heard of jambalaya? I hope the case is not that you have never heard of it! That would be quite awful! Though, if that's the case, if you ever you tour here, I'll have to add that to the list of things I bring Your Greatness. :]
BUT PLEASE DO TELL ME IN YOUR NEXT POST IF YOU'VE TRIED OR AT LEAST HEARD OF JAMBALAYA! :]
That would be cool. :]
I'm good, Jaffa. :)
Jambalaya?
Do you like jambalaya with or without seafood in it?
I don't like seafood [Yes, I know you probably think I'm insanely mad in a bad way :3] so I don't like it in jambalaya.
Oh, you don't know what it is, do you?
no idea
brb, just getting some brekfast
It's this most delicious concoction of rice, meat, and seasonings.
Here's a decent image:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://geekfood.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/jambalaya.jpg&imgrefurl=http://geekfood.wordpress.com/2006/07/02/geekfood-5-were-back/&usg=__DRF5wuWAHIUBwq7UbA0iCZHCqSk=&h=199&w=300&sz=13&hl=en&start=21&sig2=H6LZlsOxrnxgWq1MjN6M9w&zoom=1&tbnid=hvr61pOprm1A6M:&tbnh=126&tbnw=190&ei=fmAiTeqdJ8K88ga8tpy7Dw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djambalaya%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D708%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C456&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=643&vpy=395&dur=594&hovh=159&hovw=240&tx=99&ty=82&oei=WWAiTaz9KYWClAf6kb3ZCw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:21&biw=1440&bih=708
LOL I take you live in Australia?
For I am eating supper. :]
i'll check it out. wait, are you in the southern hemisphere? cause usually there's no one for me to talk too
everyone always guesses i'm in Australia (i am)
why not other parts of the southern hemisphere?
~gets hit by torch and am set on fire~
~runs around screaming and finally remembers to stop drop and roll, but by that time, I am fully singed~
~gets a little parachute of burn medicine and rubs all over self~
Ahhh that feels good. :]
I guess only Australia because, besides South America, I don't really know any places there xD
And I've never met anyone online from South America.
*throws bucket of water over Skyril just in case*
~turns eyes to Jaffa~
~raises eyebrow~
Thanks.
WOOT WOOT xD
SCHOOL'S OVER FOR NOW!
To bad I have homework...
And it all starts again tomarrow...
BUT AT THE MOMENT ALL'S AWESOME :D
YES.
I'm on the first page, before 1OO comments.
I don't why, but this is an acheivment to me for some reason xD
I'M BACK
i know you guys missed me
@ skyril; jambalaya is awesome, i can't believe no one has ever heard of it
ok, yeah i was thinking New Zealand and Australasia but apartfrom that i don't acctually know anywhere, hmmm
LOL
Greetings be upon thee, Pandora.
Nice to meet you. :]
PANDORA!! hi
I KNOW, Tori!
It's magnificent!!
brb
Nice to meet thee two, Skyril [:
HOLA JAFFA! :D
And, yes, we missed you horribly!! :]
I think I was the 1OOth comment O:
ok, so one of you is from australia
where are the rest of you from?
Idk if you know this, but, you misspelled "too" :P
United States! Louisiana, to be precise. :]
...Oh yeah xD
Wow, nice grammar, Pandora xP
she didn't misspell it, she just used the wrong version of the word
Hey Pandora, i saw your comment on the dead men tales. Here's part 2
http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/11/dead-men-tales-part-2.html
and here's part 3
http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/11/dead-men-tales-part-3.html
back to typing!
I'm from the US too!! :D
except i'm in Virginia
LOL I'm kinda just good at grammar, and therefore correcting people fairly often. Which, I'm sure is quite annoying xD
Well, yeah, that's right, Tori
Lizzy- Thank You! :D
Can't wait to read it [:
then you would have a fit with me because i like to use bad grammar on purpose :P
Skyril- Nah, I do it too sometimes xP
LOL
And why, might I ask, did you do that, Tori?
Oh for the love of...
WHO GAVE MY BROTHER A WHOLE ROLL OF THOSE BUBBLE-WRAPPING THINGS?!
We're all doomed...
"SNUCK" is NOT a word!!!
It's supposed to be "SNEAKED"!!!
That's the one that drives me crazy! Even authors say "snuck" a lot!
*Sigh*
*In the background:*
POP!
POP!
POPITY-POP-POP-POP!
*I shriek in rage*
UGH!!! i hate it when my brother pops those things
HE NEVER STOPS!!!
@skyril-....do what?
Kallista- That actually made me laugh out loud xDD
You are very edjumacated, as my math teacher would say x]
xD
Hi, Kallista.
I just want you to know, I'm refraining myself from releasing my full malice upon thee for your on purpose awful spelling and grammar.
xD lol SOME teacher, Pandora!
hey Pandora...pop XD
... I hate my brother sometimes -_-
He's try to screw up my comments right no by slapping the keyboard...
my brother used to do that XP
brothers are such a pest
Skyril- Yes, she is, isn't she? xP
*Fends off brother with one foot*
Kallista is no ninja :P
HE JUST MOONED ME >.>
Hahaha I used to do that to my older brother, Pandora! :] It's quite fun, if I do say so, myself. Allow him some slack :D
having trouble with your brother Pandora? lol
omg my little brother and my older sis did that to me when we were swimming once
i went under water and when i came back up all i saw were cheeks
~spins on Kallista as soon as she typed the word "snuck" [or, at least, tried to]~
You just did nothing, Kallista, seeing as "snuck" is not a word, and therefore, can not be done.
~smirks~
*Barricades den door*
I'M BACK, i might go in and out cause my sister wants the computer
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
KALLISTA!!! hey
Ok, Jaffa.
aw siblings, you gotta love them
...wait, no you don't, you just have to live with them
Tori- How charming xDD
I hate my sister most of the time, i'll be right back, now i have to cook her lunch
@pandora- aren't i just :D
@kallista- that was a very ninja-like move you made earlier
LOL Ok, Kallista xD I think we get that you don't care much for grammar and spelling :P
jaffa is a slave to her sister :P
lol Ok, Jaffa!
Tori- No, I meant the underwater mooning xP
Actually, Tori, it wasn't ninja like because she didn;t do anything seeing as snuck is not a word and therefore, cannot be done.
~smirks again~
Hi Kallista!
Back to typing
oh, you should really point that out
conversations with a big group of people really go by quickly
*Ignores brother's rantings outside the den door*
...
*Hums Maboroshi very loudly*
having fun pandora? :P
Kallista, will you join me in the pancake dance?
*starts doing the pancake dance*
you guys are awesome :D lol
as are you tori
yay :D thanks jaffa
Tori- Why yes xD
*Turns up music to annoy him*
>:D
I invented discovered a somewhat joyful dance from the islands of the rainbow unicorns called........ ~drumroll~........THE BROWN DANCE!! You see, they call it the Brown Dance because they don't have the color brown on themselves and so that makes them unhappy, but they're dancing and that makes them happy so it ends up being the somewhat joyful dance. :]
turn that music up pandora
i can still hear my thoughts
*Steals Kallista's pistachios*
*just discovered. not invented
Why thank you, Tori!
@Skyril-that makes absolutely no sense
everyone PANCAKE DANCE!!! :D
Would anyone like to dance the Brown Dance with me? :D
Tori- NOT FOR LONG YOU WON'T!
*Turns it up full blast*
xD LOL Of course it dose, Jaffa!
ok, that's better pandora
now my ears are bleeding lol
*doing pancake dance with Kallista when pants fall down and she trips*
*Breaks into the Chocolate Croissant Dance*
MY EYES!!!
IT BURNS!!!
pull your pants back up
~grabs several pairs of earmuffs and puts them, overlapping each other, Tori's head~
~writes down, "Is that better?" and shows her~
~dances the Brown Dance all by myself :P~
*Screams*
*Points to Jaffa's fallen pants*
THE SMURFS HAVE RETURNED!!!
*Clutches head*
*Shrieks*
*Runs onto ceiling*
hey Kallista i have bad news. I HAVE RUN OUT OF PANCAKES!!!!!!!!! :O
*Turns down music*
:P
THE SMURFS STOLE THE PANCAKES!!! D:
~sees Kallista attempting the Brown Dance then falling and running off, likely in pursuit of her pistachios~
~goes to steal them back from Pandora~
@ skyril- *nods
i can just picture kallista crawling on the ground trying to find her pistachios and then turning into burnt toast :P
EVIL SMURFS!!!
*jumping up and down attempting to tape her self to the ceiling like last time but gets trampled by Smurfs*
Though, I think 'twas likely the gnomes who stole the pancakes...
I CAN SEE AGAIN
HORRAY!!!
XP
*Shoots dart at Skyril that's loaded with a concoction of sedatives and an anesthetic*
*She falls to the ground, asleep*
*I start eating the pistachious while sitting cross-legged on the ceiling*
on a totally unrelated topic, have any of you people read Avalon High by Meg Cabot?
That's my opinion, anyway.
*peeks in, sees Jaffa's pants on the ground, Kallista smoldering with lightning, Skyril dancing all alone and tori's ears bleeding.* god, y'all are bonkers
i'm still typing btw
i saw a bit of the movie, but i never read the book
*Gnomes burst into the room*
*They chatter angrily*
*I eat my pistachios peacefully, paying them no heed*
~mumbles in her slumber~
No.... No, Jaffa.......seeeeeeen movie......~snores~ it was silly movie ~switches position, still in sleep~ though, I think a booooook...... would be... betterrrrr.....
*pulls up pants in an attempt to regain some dignity and goes to storm off but pants fall down again*
OMG DEREK I MISSED O+YOU SOOO MUCH! going a little nuts from too much derek withdraw i havent heard from you in AGES it stareted to worry me!
yes, lizzy, we are indeed bonkers
and i can read lips you know...actually, i can't...but it makes me sound interesting...even though i can't hear :P
YES, MINE!!!
HOORAY YOU UPDATED YOUR PROFILE TOO HOORAY!!!!!!
I liiiiike knight........ booooooOOOooookssssss
~snores again~
*Stuffs Skyril in broom closet*
*Shuts door*
*Leans against door, trying to look casual*
Hum de dum dum... just... leaning against this cupboard... nothing to see here... move along, move along...
SKULGIRL!!! how was school?
DAMMIT! O:<
OH WELL-
*Turns off caps lock*
Oh well...
Brb!
pandora, that's a closet. not a cupboard
~falls against closet door, thumping Pandora a bit~
she's not even there skyril, she went brb :P
~door opens as Pandora leaves~
~and out smashes into the ground Skyril~
~snores~
you make me sleepy skyril
~mumbles something like a greeting to Skulgirl~
@Skyril, The movie hasn't been released in Australia yet!! but i have read the book
~wakes up for a second~ Bllllame it on...... ooonnn uhhhh......~falls asleep again~
oh, hi skulgirl
jaffa, don't waste your time, its a dumb movie anyway
*Looks at Skyril*
Hmmm.... maybe I should wake her up... soonish...
Movie was gooooood......... except the end.... was doooone a little.............. silly-yyyyyyy...........
~curls up on floor, falling deeper into slumber~
hmmm, ok then
school was dreadful but i was glad to see my friends again.....
@Master Derek
I had the strangest idea! but now i dont think it will quite work out the way i thought even if you did take it into account but im gonna tell you any way
well we sometimes get new authors no one has ever heard of to come to our school to tell us about their story and how they came up with the book so one and so forth so then i thought "wow maybe derek could come when the sixth book comes out that way he would be able to come to america for tour and i could see if the school would ask him to come or get him to ask my school to come! and now im realising that that plan is now a total failure cus its not gonna work out any way so i guess im just gonna have to wait until you come to america it may take years but im willing to wait
wait, pandora, don't wake her up yet
*goes to fetch a glass of water and sticks her hand in it
now wait :P
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