That you're not, not, not gonna get any better You're not, not, not gonna get rid of me, NEVER And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandle Me? I'm a scene I'm a drama queen And I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen
I really don't bother with the January sales... the stuff is crap so I just look in the none sale items... got some jeans for £60 :P and they WEREN'T in the sale.
I noticed a new blog on Kallista's profile, thought it would be one of them girls are better than boys things or a dreaded dead girls society and wanted to complain. Then I read it and I was like nope, never again :P
You SHOULDN'T be having that blog Kallista without telling us what it is first... you just said it was a secret. You need to explain things FULLY. You've scarred me for life and I demand for it to be shut down :P
I'm a good cook actually... my spaghetti bolegnaise is legendary... and so is my mini-carrot cake, scones and Fruit Flan... and a few other things like Swiss Roll... I am an EXCELLENT cheff.
But... it... ISN'T for us. You just say it's a secret without telling us WHAT is it, or WHY you have it. I just looked on your profile and noticed a difference, there was a new blog. I clicked on it expecting, as I have said earlier, a girls are better than boys thing or the Dreaded Dead Girl's Society. I hadn't a bloomin clue what it was. How are we supposed to know not to go on it when we don't even know what it IS in the first place? If you want it, keep it private, send people messages and what have you. But if you don't want other people to read it unknowingly like I did. Don't advertise it on here!
Lol Skulgirl... and how about them thousands of blackbirds that dropped dead out of the sky for unknown reasons in the US? They're all over the road... THOUSANDS of them, just dead by unknown causes.
forgot about that one could have been a magical protective shield that maybe zapped them without a trace and THATS whhy they cant figure it out! or maybe the government knows why and they're not telling us! stupid government
Or maybe it was a weapons testing in the AWP or the signals from Echelon was somehow turned the wrong way, or lightning if Kallista was stood nearby OR even a weaker projectile from Thor's Hammer which makes a crack in the road and that is all... who knows?
*starts pacing and mumbling frantically to self about all the things in history that could have been signs of magic starts making a trench from pacing so much*
And by the way, AWP is the Advanced Weapons Project located somewhere like Nevada, US, Echelon is Signals Intelligence, it monitors every phone call, web search and stuff like that in the world, scanning for important key words used by terrorists and such likes, there is one in Cornwall joined into GCHQ Bude (Government Communication Headquarters) and Thor's Hammer is a US Satalite which fires Nuclear Warheads from space, it can destroy even the most bomb-proof building and leaves a 2km wide radioactive crater.
It WAS a valid argument Kallista and one I shall be expecting to be taken into action immediatly. You shall be hearing from the IBRS tomorrow and I expect compensation for my mental injury you have caused.
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Lol Kallista you Bad@$$ :P I would wear my jeans and a t-shirt...
we would match! :P
Lol Lizzy.
That you're not, not, not gonna get any better
You're not, not, not gonna get rid of me, NEVER
And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandle
Me? I'm a scene
I'm a drama queen
And I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen
Another song lyric
i looked at the post Kallista, i love the idea of a girls only blog!
I really don't bother with the January sales... the stuff is crap so I just look in the none sale items... got some jeans for £60 :P and they WEREN'T in the sale.
And I'd stick to the dress code.
Old-Fashioned? Boring? Normal? Well, maybe not the last one.
For girls and me when I read it before I knew what it was... although I shan't be going on THAT again :S
I noticed a new blog on Kallista's profile, thought it would be one of them girls are better than boys things or a dreaded dead girls society and wanted to complain. Then I read it and I was like nope, never again :P
I thought what you meant by a secret was the dreaded dead girls society :S
my sister is reading a cookbook. a cookbook! she's 5!
And now you've scarred me for life... curse you photographic memory :(
Lol Lizzy, she'll be the next Gordon Ramsey.
*imagines Lizzy's sister swearing in a kitchen*
Lol...
You SHOULDN'T be having that blog Kallista without telling us what it is first... you just said it was a secret. You need to explain things FULLY. You've scarred me for life and I demand for it to be shut down :P
Lol Kallista... muppet cheff :P
I'm a good cook actually... my spaghetti bolegnaise is legendary... and so is my mini-carrot cake, scones and Fruit Flan... and a few other things like Swiss Roll... I am an EXCELLENT cheff.
Neither lol.
But if you insist in having it... DO NOT ADVERTISE IT! Let people come on their own free will... THEN no other people will be scarred like I am...
And my Red-Thai curry is legendary.
Because it's so hot.
Random, but hot to everyone but me.
Wusses.
*pours flour over Kallista's head*
Is that what usually ends up happening?
*coughs as he has put a bit on himself*
*gets mini-vaccume cleaner and sucks up all the flour*
And incy wincy spider, climbed the bag again :P
Me? I'm a scene.
I'm a drama queen.
Listening to that song again.
DRAGONA. LISTEN TO AN AVRIL LAVIGNE SONG AND A PARAMORE SONG SOMETIME! YOU MUST!
Got to go, history homework XP
I've listened to Avril Lavigne on Burnout Dominator in Spanish, does that count?
Ok Lizzy.
*pours hot curry powder over Dragona's head*
You can handle it.
OK, Lizzy
No, Dragona, does NOT count
*eats the curry powder*
I llooooovvveee curry powder... nearly as much as Wasabi! YUMMY!
*eats it*
OK, Dragona.
QUIZ QUESTION TO TEST IF YOU REMEMBER:
What are Walloons?
*stuffs a Kaffir leaf in Dragona's mouth*
But... it... ISN'T for us. You just say it's a secret without telling us WHAT is it, or WHY you have it. I just looked on your profile and noticed a difference, there was a new blog. I clicked on it expecting, as I have said earlier, a girls are better than boys thing or the Dreaded Dead Girl's Society. I hadn't a bloomin clue what it was. How are we supposed to know not to go on it when we don't even know what it IS in the first place? If you want it, keep it private, send people messages and what have you. But if you don't want other people to read it unknowingly like I did. Don't advertise it on here!
OK, now I'm listening to a depressing song...
Too tired to remember :( you try having less than five hours sleep... it's somewhere in my head. Just too tired to look for it. Eyes... shutting...
25 minuites before bed... too long...
Want to stay on here for 25 minuites more...
I want to see you cry,
like I did a thousand times...
Everything I gave you, I want everything back but you.
I'm making a formal complaint Kallista.
I think my friend has FINALLY taken a name!
FINALLY!
You shall be hearing from the IBRS in the morning.
(Inappropriate Blog Report Society)
What is it Lunar?
Hmm...
Lupo Shade
Lupo- Italian for wolf
Shade- She's a necromancer.
anyone on?
Cool name...
HEYO!!!! i dont have hebrew school! so i dont have to leave so fast!!!!! HOORAY!!! OH! and i have more news bout magic in OUR world!!!!
Hi Jaffa.
Hi Skulgirl.
HEEYYYYY!!!!
What?
ok so my news about the magic!
JAFFA!
YOU'VE BEEN TO 22 COUNTRIES?
AWESOME!
Tell us.
ok so my friend told me today she saw a documentery about people randomly combusting!
Hey, Skulgirl
Random.
and then i thought well they might be combusting because they over used their magic or they over heated trying to learn it so it consumed them!
what do ya think bout them apples!
Lol Skulgirl... and how about them thousands of blackbirds that dropped dead out of the sky for unknown reasons in the US? They're all over the road... THOUSANDS of them, just dead by unknown causes.
wow Skulgirl
brb
YES! PERFECT EXAMPLE OF MAGIC!!!!!
Jaffa, do you mind if you tell me where the city is that's closest to you in Australia?
It's just, I have family over there.
And an old enemy.
forgot about that one could have been a magical protective shield that maybe zapped them without a trace and THATS whhy they cant figure it out! or maybe the government knows why and they're not telling us! stupid government
I am watching VERY bad dancing
I think Kallista might have left after I'd complained :P
I'm close to a little town called Orange in NSW, Lunar
*agrees with Skulgirl*
The Government IS stupid.
Or maybe it was a weapons testing in the AWP or the signals from Echelon was somehow turned the wrong way, or lightning if Kallista was stood nearby OR even a weaker projectile from Thor's Hammer which makes a crack in the road and that is all... who knows?
the government in Australia isn't fantastic
lol Dragona. those are all valid possibilities?
Hmm... Never heard of Orange...
But I googled it, and you're close to my Aunt.
Now I need to figure out where Brisborne is...
GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO US THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND AND WHATEVER CON†ROLLS AUSTRALIA AND ALL THOSE OTHER PLACES THEY LIE TO US TO COVER MAGIC!
Brisbane is in another State Lunar, REALLY far away!
well jaffa could have collapsed the cinema roof!
I think the reason is simple: Billy-Ray is back.
a Prime Minister contols Australia and in England they have the Queen and a Prime minister
*starts pacing and mumbling frantically to self about all the things in history that could have been signs of magic starts making a trench from pacing so much*
Lunar, i think billy-ray might be back aswell
And by the way, AWP is the Advanced Weapons Project located somewhere like Nevada, US, Echelon is Signals Intelligence, it monitors every phone call, web search and stuff like that in the world, scanning for important key words used by terrorists and such likes, there is one in Cornwall joined into GCHQ Bude (Government Communication Headquarters) and Thor's Hammer is a US Satalite which fires Nuclear Warheads from space, it can destroy even the most bomb-proof building and leaves a 2km wide radioactive crater.
*starts doing the pancake dance to help her think*
Well, I'd completely forgotten about my old enemy anyway, until... A couple of days ago for some reason.
I just hope the rumours aren't true.
*pretends she didnt hear dra©onas perfectly logical sense and goes on mumbling bout magic signs*
And Echelon is one of the reasons I'm not up for Bio-rama :P
I just realised that the freak weather in Australia might be because of magic!! :)
*still pacing and mumbling*
Next history lesson we're going to learn what the Queen does. I mean, to help the country. She doesn't even get a vote.
You want freak weather? In yorkshire snow is up to my WAIST. And I'm 6ft 4.
hehe i'm watching america's funniest home videos to help me think :P
Where'd Kallista go, do you think I upset her about complaining about her blog? :P
*someone gets tired of hearing skulgirls non sense mumbling an smacks her* i think i needed that
i think her computer just freaked out again that of her dad came home
I think the last Earthquake in the UK was in 2008. If not, the 2008 Earthquake was a pretty big one (I think)
*it is Dragona who smacks her*
Sorry... you needed it...
lol Dragona.we've had hail, rain, winds upto 90km an hour and the warm sunny weather within the hour!
*Lunar jumps up to kick Dragona's face*
*she goes through him*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, do you know how HIGH I had to jump?
kallista you ok???
KALLISTA, Thanks for commenting on my fanfic.
Dragona, STOP HMMM-ING!!!
It WAS a valid argument Kallista and one I shall be expecting to be taken into action immediatly. You shall be hearing from the IBRS tomorrow and I expect compensation for my mental injury you have caused.
And by the way Lunar, I HAVE a shield around me you know... magic yorkshire pudding powered armour :P
I bet 200 of these comments by the time we fill the blog *coughs* I mean, IF, is Dragona's Hmm...'s...
Hmm...
Aye Lunar.
why do you say hmm a lot dragona???
Sometimes, Dragona, a girl just has to try and kick a guy in the face.
These things happen :P
Kallista, you there? or is it my computer?
Because Hmm... is something I say when I'm depressed, thinking, or I don't know what to say.
*rings IBRS*
thank you lunar, does anyone else find dragona's hmmm irritating?
*Kallista rips off Buzz Lightyear's (thanx THOR)head*
KALLISTA PLEASE STOP IT! WE'RE STILL IN THE CAKE! I KNOW YOU HAVE OCTA WITHDRAWLS BUT YOU NEED TO CONTAIN IT!
*pulls her back over to Dereksville Blogland and continues complaining about her Inappropriate Blog material*
oh my gosh Kallista, WHAT IS WRONG????!!!!
I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
*walks catiously over to kallista ripping heads off of teddy bears* kallista is everything all right????
To be honest, Jaffa, I'm kinda distracted by the cute Polar Bears.
BYE DRAGONA!
Hey Kallista, how 'bout joining me in the pancake dance?
*starts pancake dancing*
And Kallita... please do as I say for the good of everyone on this blog.
*hugs Flo*
Night...
bye Dragona
Night, Dragona.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SCHOOL ON THURSDAY
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
where'd everyone go?
When you're gone, the pieces of my heart are missing you...
why Kallista? he didn't read it did he?
No, he just wants boys to have a warning so they don't... Click on it.
oh my gosh, PLEEEASE tell me he didn't read that blog
Yes, Jaffa, he did
WHAT?! WHY!!!
ok *starts breathing again*
NOOOOOOOO
*starts hyperventilating*
*everyone stares, mortified*
He didn't read YOUR comments, though.
That's the brightside.
And he won't again.
*curses under her breath* bloodyhellbloodyhelliputstuffontherethat'sforgirlseyesonly!
He's not, Kallista!
I won't let him!
And he wouldn't anyway!
how can he kick you off here Kallista?
ok how could HE kick you off the blog! its a FREE blog!
and he doent have the right!
he needs to learn that a blog for girls only is for GIRLS ONLY!
mayeb you should just cha=nge the title to FOR GIRLS EYES ONLY!! pr something like that
im actually glad you made that blog!
dumm dee dume dum
Now I'm distracted by that elephant.
MINE!
,MINE!
yess!
yeah same, i can kinda talk to you guys bout stuff that's awekward with my 'friends'
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
nice Skulgirl
i know my friends NEVER get me so im glad i have SOME people who understand my strangeness
it had to be done :P
hey Kallista, thanks for commenting on my fanfic, that paragraph wasn't very good
yeah so anyways i joind your blog kalista and i have to say i really like it!
gotta go moms home!
bye Skulgirl!
Anyone else on?
Bye, Skulgirl!
Bye Kallista
Bye, Kallista!
hey Lunar, do you have a blog?
anyone still there?
Yes. Random things go on there at the moment.
Jaffa, do you know what tracksuits are made of?
cool, post the link
umm, fabric? why?
Homework. One sec.
lol, ok
http://missltears-saving-the-world.blogspot.com/
That's the link. Though I haven't posted in a while.
okey dokey
brb, checking it out
*whistles the James Bond theme tune*
Because I feel like whistling the tune.
Simples.
National Sweatpants Day is celebrated on March 23, where people from all over wear sweatpants as their days attire.
wait,seiously? sweatpants day?
Is it true that it's illegal to peel an orange in a hotel/motel in Los Angeles?
National Sweatpants Day.
Write it on your calendar.
I've g2g
Bye Jaffa!
really, you can't peel an orange? who came up with that?
BYE LUNAR!
anyone else around?
Well then. Mr Landy, Golden God. I worship you!
Your books ae amazing! I am sooooo psyched for the next one!
what colour are you planning on doing on the next book cover
ALPACAS!
LUNAR, you still there?
?????
maybe with one of your books, Mr Landy oh god divine, you could put up a poll and we could vote on the title
just wanted 2 tell u guys that i'm preparin 4 school...
=9
bye!
hi
hi/bye knight
bye Knight, Thrice, you still there?
hi
KALLISTA! hi
*stars doing the pancake dance*
*starts not stars
What's everyone been up to?
drawing the grim reaper
Homework in DONE! i think i'm dead XP
swishing, torn and tattered cloaks are hard to draw
Lizzy, hi. i still need to send you that email! lol
hmm, i suck at drawing
bye all, gtg
byeeeeee Thrice!
bye Thrice
Kallista? you still around?
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