Oh don't worry... I won't... AGAIN :P I think you should delete it because all the girls would start going there. Oh wait... then BOYS WOULD RULE THE BLOG HAHAHA!
Don't worry... I really HAVEN'T read it... you said it was a girl thing, and then I saw you had a new blog... I just put two and two together and got 5, that's the right answer, correct? I'm not the type of boy to be peeking into whatever you people get up to :P
Well, I say I haven't read it ALL. :P I had a look at it before I figured the whole thing out... it came to me when I was half way through. I won't be going on it again :P
For a START I thought it was going to be one of them girls are better than boys crap thingies... then I read a bit of it. Then my second oppinion it was a secret group thingy like the Dreaded Dead Girls Society.
It depends who it was to which one I would save. If the people close to me was my family or one of you guys, then I would pick the people close to me. If it was anyone else I would choose the 100 strangers. Saving a group is better than saving a single person, but sometimes it's hard to do that.
In french is twas funny... the teacher said something and I swear, it sounded like something about threesomes, and the rest of the class agreed! Is our teacher weird or do we have dirty mind? :P
Well Octa, the Kaldragcake came into existance when I tried to cheer up Lizzy by Juggling pies. Kallista kissed me and I lost my balance on the unicycle and pied her in return. Then she hugged me and got stuck, we fell into a HUGE oven and came out as a cake which we can't escape from. Then we got decorated with icing and gummy bears and such likes.
Oh, I DO like Darren Shan vampires... they are cool... from the Vampires Assistant, the Saga Of Darren Shan (books) and the Saga Of Larten Crepsley (one book so far). And I won't KILL people, except for Justin Beiber and Myle Syrus because I would be too busy battling Vampaneze.
I haven't got a radiator in my bedroom! It's a converted attic, I think I might have an oil heater somewhere around... nope, not here... I have a torch if that'll warm me up... and some sun glasses...
Wait... I have a pen, a memory stick, some money... how much... Hmm...
*counts*
£2.67 in change... never knew I had that... like when I found a fiver underneath the sofa... and some bulldog clips... and a pack of Olbas Tissues... will that help?
Don't worry about her. We are a cake so what happens to you, happens to me as well. And I for one have a shield around me, that AND unlimited strength, speed and power. So if she comes any where near harming the Kaldragcake, then I'll use my magic yorkshire pudding to pin her against the wall.
(BTW, Mr. Landy, you can format your posts by choosing the font you want to use while writing the post. There's a menu at the upper left corner of the text box. Choose your size too, at the little "Aaa" thingy. Take note of yout choices and glue it to your computer with a post-it so you won't forget.)
Happy New Year, as illogical as that wish may sound.
There is about 20m between you and the pud. Also, if you tried, it would shatter your teeth and make you implode. And also, it's safely built into my armour, so that means it's incorruptable AND I have the power of the magic yorkshire pudding.
I'm just a little tired is all Lunar... I woke up at 6:00 this morning, after going to bed at 1:00 on a school night! And I'm downstairs, I CAN FEEL MY FINGERS AGAIN YIPPEE!
No one thinks your lame Kallista, your the Kaldragcake, if someone hates you, they hate me as well, and that would be bad for them :P and I doubt Lizzy hates you, I just think she's a little stressed and stuff, she just needs a while to calm down. And how can Octa abandon you, he's your lover :P
Just the way you are depresses me... and then forget you depresses me... most songs depress me... because I'm always depressed... it doesn't make a difference :S
Yeh well... we get all the good stuff :P although where was it again? Ripon? Don't live near there... I think I passed it when I was going on holiday... I live dunno... about 50 miles from there... I STILL felt it :P
If we have alcohol... then yes, I shall dance and sing and do the Macerana to an Abba song... but until then... I'll just have to make do with six large glasses of Champagne on Christmas day...
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Ok Leo, but I doubt it WILL be bad. Your fanfics are awesome.
the secret is safe with me *winks to kallista*
hey leo, im sure ur fan-fic is great :D
Hmm... Geckogirl, is the new blog the secret?
Oh don't worry... I won't... AGAIN :P I think you should delete it because all the girls would start going there. Oh wait... then BOYS WOULD RULE THE BLOG HAHAHA!
Don't worry... I really HAVEN'T read it... you said it was a girl thing, and then I saw you had a new blog... I just put two and two together and got 5, that's the right answer, correct? I'm not the type of boy to be peeking into whatever you people get up to :P
Well, I say I haven't read it ALL. :P I had a look at it before I figured the whole thing out... it came to me when I was half way through. I won't be going on it again :P
brb dad is talking...a lot.
I don't want to go to school again tomorrow... BRING ON MORE SNOW!
Lol Geckogirl.
Hmm...
For a START I thought it was going to be one of them girls are better than boys crap thingies... then I read a bit of it. Then my second oppinion it was a secret group thingy like the Dreaded Dead Girls Society.
I believe we are Kallista :P
... and then I read a bit more and found out what it was and exited straight away.
Lol Kallista.
I'm having tomato sausages for tea... they're really nice XD
grrr...options talk! dad carries on i shall have to go downstairs.
SNOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok Geckogirl.
I know Leo. We had a bit this morning XD
I hope Flo comes on tonight.
My fan fic is up
cheaking it out now leo!
If you could save a person close to you, or save 100 strangers, who would you save?
it snowed a little yesterday and the forecast sayes we could get 4 to 6 inches of snow on thursday!!!
the one person close to me. yeah, im selfish.
close to me defo
i have never been at the top of a page . . .EVER
Hello?!?!?!
It depends who it was to which one I would save. If the people close to me was my family or one of you guys, then I would pick the people close to me. If it was anyone else I would choose the 100 strangers. Saving a group is better than saving a single person, but sometimes it's hard to do that.
Hmm...
1000 and new page!
Brb for a few mins.
no one is on now . . they better be commenting in my blog . . . or shall . . . um . . . sgbdnthysdtvhzs . . .yeah that . . .
Back.
lonely me
You know I AM here...
sorry just wanted to try it
And quote it... Hmm... is MINE! All other Hmmm...s and such likes AREN'T. And your stuck with the most evil guy on the blog.
back for a min or two ,dad has paused to think of his next point
Lol.
Lol Geckogirl.
Don't leave Sky i made it angry
I have to go for my tea soon... I shall be back when I've finished.
love the fan-fic leo!
gonna try voting on the national television awards again.
sherlock. must. win. fact.
Am I "it"? I am NOT an it. I am a he. A very EVIL he :P
actually were going to the restaurant now. . .i'm so hungry!! if i gt a chance i'll come back on later but for now bye!!
I have to go for my tea now. I shall be back ASAP! BYE FOR NOW!
grr! gonna have to go now to do homework!
might be back after tea, mainly with a vengence on my laptop. i will vote for sherlock.
I have arrived!
It's been a weird day. My brother has drawn the most amazing picture but its A2 so he can't scan it all at once.
Kallista?
Hi.
I'm back!
Laptop shut down on me :(
WALL-E was great!
My brother has drawn a rose.
Lol Kallista, a very dramatic death :P
Kallista, WE'RE STILL IN THE CAKE!
BAD LAPTOP!!!!
Kalldragcake!!!
He's going to start work on your picture soon I hope.
The other picture of you I mean :D
Mmmmm.... Passion fruit
*dreamily wonders off after the luscious vegetable*
In french is twas funny... the teacher said something and I swear, it sounded like something about threesomes, and the rest of the class agreed! Is our teacher weird or do we have dirty mind? :P
Well I can only decide if you tell us what the teacher said. :D
Nope. I used to but I gave up recently. I just skimmed through to see if Derek commented or not.
I don't know why you two are in a cake.
I don't know what he said... but it DID sound like what I said.
hey guys!
hey kallista!
hey dragona!
hey octa!
hey anyone else that i didnt say!
Aye... not pure :P I wish the Darren Shan books were real... then I could become a cool vampire.
Hi Geckogirl.
Don't you think I'd make a cool vampire? I'm honourable AND I can already throw people... what would I do with MORE strength?
Hmm...
you would make an awesome vamp dragona! just try not to kill people too much. well...exept miley cyrus and justin bieber...them u can kill.
...unless i do it first *evil glare*
Well Octa, the Kaldragcake came into existance when I tried to cheer up Lizzy by Juggling pies. Kallista kissed me and I lost my balance on the unicycle and pied her in return. Then she hugged me and got stuck, we fell into a HUGE oven and came out as a cake which we can't escape from. Then we got decorated with icing and gummy bears and such likes.
Oh, I DO like Darren Shan vampires... they are cool... from the Vampires Assistant, the Saga Of Darren Shan (books) and the Saga Of Larten Crepsley (one book so far). And I won't KILL people, except for Justin Beiber and Myle Syrus because I would be too busy battling Vampaneze.
KALLISTA! We're stuck in the cake so lets go back over here after you PULLED me to rip of teddy bear heads!
*pulls Kallista back*
*gets arm out of the cake and shoots Miley Cyrus dead with energy cannon on his arm*
Hmm...
Aye, very little now, but not so poor... she DESERVED it.
*shoots Justin Beiber dead as he walks past*
*sees miley cyrus doing the chicken dance and whacks her over the head with a microphone*
ahhh i did that when i went to madamme tousauds with the waxwork miley cyrus...its so much better doing it on the real thing...
wouldnt it be so cool if when the movie comes out there is a skulduggery waxwork at madamme tousauds?
*sniffs air* hmmm...i smell chicken!!!! tea's ready, g2g, bye guys!
might be on in a bit
Kallista... DON'T EAT THE CAKE! You don't know which parts are you, cake, or me!
*just walking out of room when sees cheryl cole and shoots her between the eyes*
Bye Geckogirl.
Kallista, Flo ought to come on as well :(
Brb for a min, I shall be back before you know it so don't leave!
evening everyone!
*waves armoured hand at Kallista, her pinky forms again*
Magic yorkshire pudding, built into the armour...
Hi Falcon.
Lol Kallista.
*sends out another search party*
It's only 6:47 Kallista, she may come on yet!
*looks hopefully around the room*
*seeing no sign of Flo, he sighs and sits down on a chair*
hey dragona and kallista!! my hols were good !! what about yours!
Mine were ok Falcon.
thats good! :P
*holds Kallista's weight while sitting on the chair so she is dangling several centimetres above the gournd*
That wasn't a good idea, was it?
*stands up again*
I'm sat in my bedroom now as it's -7'C in here, I hope you appriciate it! Hang on... my hands are cold but nothing else is :S
turn on the radiators!!
*stands proudly*
I do not feel cold... somehow... for some reason :S
I haven't got a radiator in my bedroom! It's a converted attic, I think I might have an oil heater somewhere around... nope, not here... I have a torch if that'll warm me up... and some sun glasses...
Gloves... can't type with them... I want to stay on here, I'm fine with my hands going purple...
your hands might fall off!
Hey Yall!
Wait... I have a pen, a memory stick, some money... how much... Hmm...
*counts*
£2.67 in change... never knew I had that... like when I found a fiver underneath the sofa... and some bulldog clips... and a pack of Olbas Tissues... will that help?
Hi Lizzy.
Nah Falcon, my hands are just hurting, not near dropping off!
i doubt it dragona!!
They're NOT frosbitten... they're purple... I can go down at 8:00 for a warm anyway :P
Or I might chuck my sister of the laptop...
the first sign of frost bite is purpleness! :P
Hey Dragona. Hey Kallista, i'm doing good, stressing, but still good.
Shut up Falcon... they're not TOO purple... more of a dark shade of pink... with a hint of blue... Hmm...
pink and blue equals purple!!! sorry dragona! :P
You want to decorate us more Lizzy?
*hands Lizzy a tube of icing*
cool cool thankx kallista !! ill have a look!
I've read it any way Kallista... before I knew what it was...
Kallista!!!! did you rig the Bio-rama vote? i know you did so don't lie!!!!! Those vote don't count!!!!!!
And I'm not planning on going on it again anytime... ever :P
brb, i need to take care of some stuff
gotta go guys!!! speak soon bye :P
Maybe I did... maybe I didn't how will you find out Muhahahaha!
Bye Falcon.
Hmm...
*pushes Kallista's head into the cake*
Discuise...
*Dragona laughs his head off at cake-faced Kallista*
Hi. Playin' nXbox.
Don't worry about her. We are a cake so what happens to you, happens to me as well. And I for one have a shield around me, that AND unlimited strength, speed and power. So if she comes any where near harming the Kaldragcake, then I'll use my magic yorkshire pudding to pin her against the wall.
*points across room*
There, whilst we'll safely over here!
What has just happened here?
(BTW, Mr. Landy, you can format your posts by choosing the font you want to use while writing the post. There's a menu at the upper left corner of the text box. Choose your size too, at the little "Aaa" thingy. Take note of yout choices and glue it to your computer with a post-it so you won't forget.)
Happy New Year, as illogical as that wish may sound.
Ok Sarthacus.
Lol Kallista... don't eat us again you cannibal zombie! LOL
Hmm...
The voting for Bio-rama is OVER! go and see the new background everyone!!!
http://thespotforbios.blogspot.com/
Good, thanks.
Ok Lizzy, going to check it out... until then...
*pins Lizzy up against the wall using magic yorkshire pudding*
Now you be a good little vamp and stay put, ok?
Hi Sarthacus!!! have you read my fanifc?
*starts chewing on the pudding*
off to type
*laughs as Lizzy can't reach it*
There is about 20m between you and the pud. Also, if you tried, it would shatter your teeth and make you implode. And also, it's safely built into my armour, so that means it's incorruptable AND I have the power of the magic yorkshire pudding.
Ok Lizzy... try not to be stressed and annoyed and stuff... a new years resolution...
I'm signing in on the laptop... be 2 secs. (not litterally)
Anyone on? Sorry I went to read Lizzy's fanfic...
If you've abandoned me I'm going to leave... you know that?
And you answer my question from the last blog.
I HATE YOU.
WHY ARE GUYS SO LAME?
Isn't that the best entrance ever?
You hate me? Why?
It WAS a cool entrance :P
I've just realised how awful my picture of Fletcher is. The only thing I got right was the hair.
I'm just a little tired is all Lunar... I woke up at 6:00 this morning, after going to bed at 1:00 on a school night! And I'm downstairs, I CAN FEEL MY FINGERS AGAIN YIPPEE!
Those were some lyrics from an Avril Lavigne song that is REALLY funny in the shouldn't-be-funny way.
You went to school?
I forgot people were going back today!
I don't know any songs by Avril Lavigne... except for something about a girlfriend which is on Burnout Dominator... you can put it in Chinese :P
Yeh... I were reading Darren Shan until 1:00, I woke up at 6:00 and got myself ready, then I came on here for a little bit...
LOL
And Italian, Japanese, Spanish, French, Portugese and a few others... Indian I think...
Hmm... I was wearing my PJs until 9, a new record these holidays. Then, I went shopping.
NOTE TO SELF: Stop standing on the loose tiles so your Great-Aunt won't fall over again.
No one thinks your lame Kallista, your the Kaldragcake, if someone hates you, they hate me as well, and that would be bad for them :P and I doubt Lizzy hates you, I just think she's a little stressed and stuff, she just needs a while to calm down. And how can Octa abandon you, he's your lover :P
I do not hate you Kallista
I don't think YOU'RE lame.
I said guys were lame.
Simples
*does the random meerkat thing*
*lets Lizzy down from being pinned up against the wall*
Any sign of violence and your going back up there :P
ACH! You think I'm lame? Thanks a lot LUNAR. I thought you were my friend although you tease the crap out of me :(
Music affects my mood.
But for some reason, Feeling Good makes me feel depressed.
I mean, why put the most depressing music EVER on a song about feeling good? Nonsensical.
Speaking of Meerkats...
http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/home
Lol... it DOES exist :P
And I have "A Simples Life" by the Meerkat... it's funny...
Aw, I meant guys in GENERAL.
And read my above comment. I didn't say it. Avril did :P
*shoots Avril Lavegne*
But you POSTED it.
i'm going to type some more...
Just the way you are depresses me... and then forget you depresses me... most songs depress me... because I'm always depressed... it doesn't make a difference :S
Don't go Lizzy. I've commented on your fanfic.
http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/results?s=1&l=03&h=15
Dragona's meerkat.
You couldn't get a tall one without a big belly.
Sorry 'bout that!
And Lunar, who says I'm NOT a general guy? I AM cool, popular, awesome and my hair is just the best... is that NOT general?
LIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY!
Lol Lunar... it's too FAT :P
"the general" meaning the guys who get girls to lust after them and them dump them for someone completely ridiculous, or no one at all.
Plus, your 6 foot 4 at 14, with a size 13 shoe! I don't think that's general...
LUNAAAAAAAAAAAR! what do you want?
http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/results?s=0&l=03&h=34
Lol... a soldier meerkat...
Um... HI!
ok, back to typing
Well I HAVE got 8 valentines cards... in 3 years...
Ok... I'm too tall and I have too big feet to be general :P
Lol Lizzy.
DRAGONA!
DID YOU FEEL THE EARTHQUAKES????
A slight bit... my bed started shaking...
Shaking slightly... I remember it but I didn't wake up during it...
So, Dragona, which tangerine are you going to take to prom?
1st!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
I'm not GOING to the Prom :P I can't dance and I don't want to go with a tangerine :P
But the weird thing is... I've never SENT a valentines card... just recieved 8 in 3 years :S
Stupid Yorkshire... I didn't feel a THING!
And it's 2 years away yet Lunar :P
*looks horrified*
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PROM?
HOW CAN YOU NOT GO TO PROM?
YOU HAVE TO GO TO PROM!
Yeh well... we get all the good stuff :P although where was it again? Ripon? Don't live near there... I think I passed it when I was going on holiday... I live dunno... about 50 miles from there... I STILL felt it :P
No I DON'T.
I'm not going to the prom
Not for one of my friends, who's dating a year eleven.
I'm not going. I've already decided. I know how it's going to turn out any way.
Even if it IS 2 years away...
Uch.
It reached Cumbria.
It reached Northumbria.
And Rippon is like, what, 20, 30 miles away?
And YOU felt it.
Uch.
I'll just come on here instead :P
LOL, you can dance with Kallista
Hehe... must the the positioning of it :P
I've already pictured what my dream dress would look like.
And in which case Lizzy... I would have nightmares... her kisses, hugs and dancing skills are better left for Octa :P
LOL, then you can dance with ME :P
More nightmares :P
I look for any excuse to wear a dress...
... As long as it's not pink.
In fact, I believe if any body danced with me, I would just be stood there doing nothing... I can't dance lol
nether can I
And we get a photo taken... how would I look in a SUIT? We have to wear suits for some reason, the teachers make us :S
i would wear jeans and my "Why yes, i do shoot like a girl" T-shirt
If we have alcohol... then yes, I shall dance and sing and do the Macerana to an Abba song... but until then... I'll just have to make do with six large glasses of Champagne on Christmas day...
*sighs*
*starts hitting her head off a wooden block*
dude, you drank that much champagne? awesome :D
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