On Thursday night, I accepted the award for Best Children's Book of the Year (Senior) for Mortal Coil, to rapturous applause from everyone who loves me. Yes, fine, that means I was applauding myself as I made my way to the stage, but it still counts, dammit...
Here is the beautiful award on my mantlepiece...
I also picked up a SECOND award, for I am THAT brilliant- this time it was for the Book of the Decade thing I won a few months back. Here are BOTH awards on my mantlepiece...
Yes. I have a cool house.
Thanks to everyone who voted- it's because of you, my Minions, that the Skulduggery books do so well at things like this. And I just LOVE getting up on stage and making fun of everyone. Makes me so happy...
And, now that I've remembered how to post photos, I'll add a few random ones...
These are home-made jackets worn by two girls who came to signings a few months ago, one in the UK and one in Germany... Sweeeeet.
And here are two pictures of kittens I used to have, before I found good homes for them...!
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The bloody thing doesn't load up... it just keeps restarting itself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvwV0KdtoGU&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
awesome!!! lovin the jumpers and the kittens are sooooo cool
I've read your story Sarthacus and left a comment...
Hi Kallista...
*turns into a giant grey Dragon again*
*shoulder barges into Clifford, he looses his hold on Kallista and Dragona roasts him alive, delivers him to China*
*Dragona kicks Clifford before he can get to the poison ivy*
its me
i had to go to school today even though it was snowing.
*breathes fire up to Zeus, making him stop with the lightning*
it sucks
hi kallista
hi dragona
I didn't go to school today... it was closed... too much snow... more than a foot of it...
well i did
mock gcses this week
Hi
*chuckles*
Octopus Custard :P
are the elephants ok?
i had to go to school today in the snow
i shall just ignore all things custard related
it doesn't affect me
what did you ever do to deserve this?
Hmm... Kallista you seem to have a lot of abuse from all things random... when did you start with this problem?
well exams are paramount over all creation
even snow
nothing bad happened!
maybe your over your problem
hi orius
Hmm... I am going to prescribe you some anti-lightning tablets and some elephant, clifford the big red dog and oompas repellant...
*hands Kallista some spray and some tablets*
Take one, five times a day...
hi thrice
so whats happening
hi every body
kallista keeps getting struck by lightning, run over by elephants, oompa lompas, shopping trolleys, clifford the big red dog, attacked by snowballs etc.
but not much else
she's really cute
cold.. i know what you mean
im depressed
Lol Kallista...
thats a fantastic name for a kitty
and a good name for a puppy is fishy
is an one depressed
cool cat, puppy, thing
just you i think
why you depressed?
why r u depressed
i fear for the butterfly!
... ???
*does that thing where you go behind someone and force the choking thing out of them*
*tablet flies out of Kallista's mouth*
i feel so depressed
I'm depressed too... but that's nothing different for me... I'm ALWAYS depressed...
why????
*scares butterfly away*
i dont know thrice i just feel ...............
so................so.....sad
you should become a butterfly
they never suffer from depression
only attacks from kittens named Puppy!
why are you depressed orius???
(dragona, i know you hate your life)
You are now entering Dragona world Orius... I welcome you in my own little world...
lol Puppy
Puppy is my faithful minion
mm... butterflys
*looks around sad and looks around and gets even sader*
i am also a faithful minion
*gives Orius a bottle of beer*
This will help...
ey, custard, i forgot it was you
can i come
i am also a minion thing to you
(it i am accepted)
Hmm...
am i???
!,!
much better sign
it means hi i feel like a rabbit!
or mabye i will worship dragona
I brb for my tea...
i need cake
i feel like i im so un heard
did someone say rabbit???
(\_/)
(0 0)
(> <)#
sory guys...
stupid damn shitty laptop and internet and internat explorer...
*ignores orius completly*
who feel so what??
thrice can i worship some one 2
so i am faithful minion to My Golden God and Puppy
what if they don't like each other?
WOO! CONGRATULATIONS DEREK! XD
Omg the carpet that the kittens are on is almost identical to mine in my living room :O
... also, i <3 kittens :)
For Christmas, I've designed a Skulduggery Pleasant bag for me and my best friend - because we're obsessed!
And Derek... your house is so cool :)
plz
just felt we needed to mention bunnies
Awwwwwwww, those kittens are ADORABLE! Congratulations :D I voted, of course, and yes, you DO have a cool house...Can I have it? :DDD
huh...
my tutor's sleepin...
and the internet's broadband is @#$% pink in colour(which is a bad news)....
thats why i put up the emoticon
i don't feel like i'm really part of the conversation
i'm just sort of replying to myself and babbling
im going 2 scool 2morrow
now i am a devoted follower
you can't keep changing who you worship lol
tis unfaitful
yeah, i h8 the way we have school, i accidentaly told haley we had no school...
8¬C
but they might be jealous of each other
it's tuesday 2morrow at ur time right orius?
arent u supposed 2 b at school?
it is faithful, it is just making someone feel rejected
because they are both so awesome
can i worship some one
but rejection makes peoples sad!
we r having no school cuz of snow
we go 2 the same school
to us TODAY is tuesday
you can worship the 12th mouse of my collective personality
no, you cant orius
ppppppppooooooooooooooooooo
he gets lonley though
orius, dont worship any1....
easy
... hmm...
@ kallista
no its ok
my mothers scary too!
thrice i dont care , i need 2 do something
i think he is going to worship YOU knight
WORSHIP THE MICE
THEY ARE THE PARAGON OF HUMANITY
THEY CAN BREATHE FIRE AND THERE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND ARE VERY TINY AND NEED TO BE WORSHIPPED
i am the worshipper of well... anyone who i want to be nice to me
knight im going 2 worship u can i
hold up, i'm gonna try get a green colour at my broadband's light...
if i dont come back, then i've probably given up already...
am i too repetetive?
NO WAY ORIUS!
can i knight
worship the great derek landy
now
now what?
i mention the mice too much already
i am complete, so are your mice things
no
is my name good now???
i want too worship more than 1 person
i thhink you want to be like me
i worship someone, you de. i worship more than one person, you do
i'm not sayin that derek is great but i do agree with octa, orius, y notnb obses with him rather than me...
wow, i have a long name
Thrice, seriously, what is up with your name?
thrice can i worship u
1 min
improved again
dragona's gonna kill u thrice 4 ur name...
u know that right?.....
NO! noone shall worship me
hi again lunar. i wanted a long name, then orius wanter to be like me
hey lunar
yeah, dragona always kills me. i got used to it
you forgot to add kallista to your name
brb
OK...
Um, why does everybody have all these titles?
What's with the kitten called puppy thing?
adding to your name?
kallista created puppy
i got a yoghurt
do you worship the yoghurt?
why, have i started a new stile???
Puppy is her sidekick i think
one sec
no but out of curiosity
I got a dragon that burns Dragona's hair when he comes within 10ft of him
lol if we are creating long names i have one somewhere that it 149 names long
i cant worship anyone or anything else
back again =]
there a word limit?
not enough space for it, it wont let me
i was going to add the yoghurt i am eating now
can i worship any one
brb
Crazy People....
sory, stupid internet...
hi lunar
and i'm sory i hvnt said this b4 2 u octa:
WELCOME!
there is a character limit, it has to be -200 characters
nice name lunar
Orius, you can worship me
I don't mind...
As long as you don't do anything... creepy
omg, orius didnt copy me
better not worship any1 orius...
can i worship you, kallista rejected me
can i worship you but not have it in my name
thanks for the welcome knight
who's that to, Thrice?
urwelcome octa
mm... yoghurt
Are Thrice and Orius brothers...?
what thinngs
no, best friends (he copys me a lot)
HI KALLISTA
now just calm down there kalista
BFF'S?
Best
Friends
Forever?
BFFL'S?
Best
Friends
For
Life?
lets see... i get a hotmail, he gets a hotmail. i join this, he joins this, the same with making a blog, he wants me to help him make one, the same with worshipping
ORIUS IS SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!
best friends for life so far
lunar, do you mean his pic
perhaps i shouldn't have eaten the entire cake
flowers smell nice
yoghurt smell nice
oh, there there kallisata...
i cant help u, but i really know what ur goin through right now...
orius is sooooooooooooo cute!
u've got a nice friend there thrice
lol don't start
not a secret any more kallista
G2G haven dinner b back in a bit
This happened a couple of weeks ago...
I want to know your opinions:
BOY: [On Phone] Can you bring my P.E kit, Grandma?
[pause]
BOY: Thank You Grandma! Yes, I love you, too. Yep, love you... OK, bye!
[Hangs up]
BOY: [to Grandma] You stupid fat cow!
[pauses]
BOY: Oh, sh*t have I hung up?
eeek there loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong names
you stole my birth year comment!
orius only acts like this on the blog, off the blog he is a snowballing, noise making person
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonger names
what birth year comment
2000th comment
@Thrice
No, I don't mean is pic.
I mean that Orius is SOOOOOOOOOO cute
@Kallista
Yes, The Dreaded Dead Girls Society lives on!
@ thrice
never mind
i was trying to get 1994th comment
you were born in 1994 ... that makes you ....
*counts* urrr ummm 16!
indeed
huh...
sooooo.....
bored........
steph- i mean, valkyrie must b fightin some bad guys with skulduggery right now...
how i envyed her life so much...
lol
Octa, when you wrote:
You stole my birth year comment!
You stole MY birth year comment!
(1997)
hmmm......
oh and hi nicol
KALLISTA!!! ... oooooh
........ ow
...... ekk
.... thats ones gunna hurt
coincidence?
OK, just made a massive phonecall scene in TTOTC, an Dakota is told to "Develope some manners!". Ahh, I can tell this will be a good book. Do sound show-off-y sating that?
Nioette ,check my blog!
who?!
what?! what?!
who's 16?!
kallista, you beat yourself up a lot
I think not!
yo bolt!
i agree with thrice there kallista...
@knight
me!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ORIUS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!
16 year olds like SP too.
Where's the bemused fish?
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