On Thursday night, I accepted the award for Best Children's Book of the Year (Senior) for Mortal Coil, to rapturous applause from everyone who loves me. Yes, fine, that means I was applauding myself as I made my way to the stage, but it still counts, dammit...
Here is the beautiful award on my mantlepiece...
I also picked up a SECOND award, for I am THAT brilliant- this time it was for the Book of the Decade thing I won a few months back. Here are BOTH awards on my mantlepiece...
Yes. I have a cool house.
Thanks to everyone who voted- it's because of you, my Minions, that the Skulduggery books do so well at things like this. And I just LOVE getting up on stage and making fun of everyone. Makes me so happy...
And, now that I've remembered how to post photos, I'll add a few random ones...
These are home-made jackets worn by two girls who came to signings a few months ago, one in the UK and one in Germany... Sweeeeet.
And here are two pictures of kittens I used to have, before I found good homes for them...!
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«Oldest ‹Older 3201 – 3400 of 3976 Newer› Newest»Ok... but my advice shouldn't be trusted... I don't know anything about it... I'm just saying what I would do... but I'm not very romantic so it might fail...
brb
gotta light hanukah candles!
what is bans date
for a fortune teller,dragona, u sure r nervous...
knight what do u mean by bans date
I'm not a fortune teller... I'm phycic is all...
i mean bens
Oh, really?
*raises eyebrows*
sory if i offended u orius. and ben's date is at a restaurant...
simple
Oh and btw Lunar... one more comment like that and I'll put you in a soul catcher...
VERY small sneak eak at TTOTC...
The Clown Killings
By Tom Pine
15/7/10
2 days ago, serial killer Moracus Bleak was caught by the police. He was known to kill in the most horrible ways, which are described too graphic to talk about. He wears a black clown mask, with a red nose and a red mouth, and white frown marks and white eyebrows.
He answered the questions about the killings to the detectives, saying: “Well, if you take up sorcery and learn to summon black magic, I’ll tell you exactly how to kill people like I do!”
He was sent to the asylum six days after the interrogation.
Surgeons reported that they couldn’t get his mask off as first, but grimly succeeded 4 hours later. What lies behind that clown mask is described too graphic to show.
13/11/10
Breaking news...
Serial killer Moracus Bleak has broken out of the asylum. If you witness a man in a black clown mask please contact 999 immediately.
I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW COOL MY SOCKS ARE!!!!
dragona u mean like teleport
sure u r dragona...
Tom Pine? That's weird... my real name is Tom and my taken names surname is Pine... weird...
bolt, is that story true?
Teleport? What's that about?
Orius, just ask her. The worst she can do is say no and then at lest you tried instead of torturing yourself by wondering what would have happened. Plus, the sooner you go in the more likely it is that she's going to say yes because if so many people like her then someone else is going to ask her sooner or later.
knight that would cost a fortune im only 12
No, Knight. I'm writing my own book.
21 pages so far...
NEED MORE!!!
orius, do u hv school 2morrow?
Only if you can catch me, Dragona
*cheekily smiles*
I agree Darkane but I don't know anything... my mind has exploded from my whiskey...
*sups from 'special 'water' bottle'*
b a sec
well, y not ask her out and THEN discuss with us where u 2 love birds r gonna hv a date, ok, orius?
knight i do not
my mum and sister are watching a programme about cucumbers :|
apparently bent cucumbers are exactly the same as straight ones but they dont go to the shops
I'll catch you Lunar... be sure of that... 100m in 12.2 seconds, and I never give up...
Why are we talking about dating?
BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*yawns, rub neckache and hv a headache*
thanks 4 the advice all of u
that inclueds u dragona
do nt what orius?
I don't know Mary... it's not the best subject is it?
i'm back
I'm upsot. I apparantly have been eating genetically modified corn for pretty much my entire life.
Mary, did you hear?
I just got something off The Times webpage...
The Clown Killings
By Tom Pine
15/7/10
2 days ago, serial killer Moracus Bleak was caught by the police. He was known to kill in the most horrible ways, which are described too graphic to talk about. He wears a black clown mask, with a red nose and a red mouth, and white frown marks and white eyebrows.
He answered the questions about the killings to the detectives, saying: “Well, if you take up sorcery and learn to summon black magic, I’ll tell you exactly how to kill people like I do!”
He was sent to the asylum six days after the interrogation.
Surgeons reported that they couldn’t get his mask off as first, but grimly succeeded 4 hours later. What lies behind that clown mask is described too graphic to show.
13/11/10
Breaking news…
Serial killer Moracus Bleak has broken out of the asylum. If you witness a man in a black clown mask please contact 999 immediately.
Thanks Orius...
*looks around, wondering what he has done*
Dragona, if I'm a ghost, I can go at the speed of light...
I'm no remnant
And you wouldn't want to meet Death if your a Living...
Just a warning...
knight what time is it whare u live
XD
Just joking... it's out of my book!
good luck at ur confession orius, i hope u'll do well and remember, just b urself, u'll b fine
that can't be true sarthacus...send me the link to the times website
Good luck Orius, just be yourself.
i dont hve school 2moro
Your probably right Lunar... but what if I'm dead?
it's 4.27am
i'm sleepy and my neck and head r in pain...
sorry orius, not tryin 2 make u feel bad.
knight what time is it where u live
Hey deagle.
then let's continue or chat 2morrow, orius, ok?
hi deagle
Hmm... I'm thinking about writing a book but I don't know what about... I lack imagination... I need ideas... but I'll never get it published and there's no point...
hey.
hi pickle
99 bottles hanging on a wall
little sister is telling me to play computer games,BRB
i'm trying to get my book published
keeps on being rejected
Then... Hmm... You've got me there...
But if you're dead Dragona, then you'll miss your chance to be with Flo
it's 4.29 AM
Hi deagle...
hey deagle,
sorry guys, g2g :( my sister has demanded we watch im a celeb INSTEAD of vampire diaries :( i shall have to wait till tommorrow *sniffles*
bye guys! t'was nice meeting you octaboona
bye geckogirl.
nice blackmail lunar
nice meeting you skylara
And there's no chance of that Lunar...
knight at 8 30 pm go on ill b on
bye gecko
i'm confused
whats up between dragona and flo?
People who blackmail me normally see themselves being thrown... just a warning :P
it keeps on being mentioned
Bye Skylara. I can't follow this conversation and I have to go and I have t go and study. I might be on later. BYE!!!
8.30pm?
is that on my time orius?
and r u sure?
bye darkane
knight at 8 30 pm go on i'll b on
Awww.... And I bet your devastated by that Dragona
Sorry I repeated myself.
knight at 8 30 pm go on i'll b on
knight at 8 30 pm go on i'll b on
bye darkane
somebody explain?!
please *puppy eyes*
OMG!!!! wooo I won !!! woop woop !!!
lol qll thanks to the rocking music , you should of seen me dancing and bowling at the same time...
quite a sight .... and the song I got my first strike to was..... PENDULUM- WITCHCRAFT!!
Devestated by what?
hey nicolette!!!
DRAGONA likes FLO, OCTA
EVERYONE knows...
He talks about her ALL the time...
But she's really cool, so I don't complain... much
knight at 8 30 pm go on i'll b on
Hi Nicolette... I have Witchcraft and The Island by Pendulum on my Ipod...
orius, stop repeatin
and when u say 8.30 pm...
is that on my time?
knight at 8 30 pm go on i'll b on
The Clown Killings
By Tom Pine
15/7/10
2 days ago, a serial killer by the name of Moracus Bleak was apprehended by the police. Known to kill in the most horrible of ways, which are described to be too graphic to talk about.
When questioned about the killings he replied with: “Well, if you take up sorcery and learn to summon black magic, I’ll tell you exactly how to kill people like I do!”
Bleak was sent to the asylum six days after the interrogation.
Surgeons reported that they couldn’t remove his mask at first first, but grimly succeeded 4 hours later. What lies behind that clown mask is described too graphic to show.
13/11/10
Breaking news…
Serial killer Moracus Bleak has broken out of the asylum. If you witness a man wearing a black clown mask, with a red nose and a red mouth, and white frown marks and white eyebrows, please contact 999 immediately.
knight at 8 30 pm go on i'll b on
*lyes down on cushions and falls asleep* . grr so ill!!! I dont want to miss the theater tommorow tho
i'm only new!!!
i haven't met flo yet i think
your time
Thanks for that Lunar... and I'll be over here with my Sigmus 9 with a loaded magazine...
*trudges off into corner*
heya everyone!!! *turns to Dragona and whispers* I personally think that they are there best songs
will u do that 4 me knight
i thought that was by sarthacus, mary
I think they're the best songs by Pendulum...
mary is that true ? if so what country
NICOLETTE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6LepOgjvg&feature=related
thnk godness, ur startin 2 scare me orius..
*yawns*
*rubs sleepy eyes*
guys, i'm gonna hit the hay now...
g'night...
bye
plz knight
promise me
Oh and btw Nicolette... new fanfic on my blog...
@ nicolette
its part of sarthacus's book
It was by Sarthucus. That's my edit of it.
i'll try orius,
u'd b surprised at what i'll do 4 u guys...
bye
...
why did you edit it?
Although it says "first first..."
i cant promise u orius, i'll just try
Because I thought that it needed a 'twee bit of editing. 'Twee.
alright g'night guys...
Nicolette, there's new stuff on my blog. COOL new stuff...
Night, Knight.
dragona can u come on at 8 30 am
few ... TO EVERYONE BLOG!!
Sarthucas...
The Clown Killings
By Tom Pine
15/7/10
2 days ago, a serial killer by the name of Moracus Bleak was apprehended by the police. Known to kill in the most horrible of ways, which are described to be too graphic to talk about.
When questioned about the killings he replied with: “Well, if you take up sorcery and learn to summon black magic, I’ll tell you exactly how to kill people like I do!”
Bleak was sent to the asylum six days after the interrogation.
Surgeons reported that they couldn’t remove his mask at first first, but grimly succeeded 4 hours later. What lies behind that clown mask is described too graphic to show.
13/11/10
Breaking news…
Serial killer Moracus Bleak has broken out of the asylum. If you witness a man wearing a black clown mask, with a red nose and a red mouth, and white frown marks and white eyebrows, please contact 999 immediately.
dragona can u come on at 8 30 am
dragona can u come on at 8 30 am
*a shot comes from Dragona's corner, he steps out, unhurt*
Trolleybot...
bye knight
plz dragona
Nice editing!
I'll use aprehended...
Maybe Orius... if it's another day off school then maybe...
pritty plz dragona
don't forget the cherry!
I have to go...See ya! I'll try and be on later!
bye mary
Bye, Mary!
2moro try ur hard est
I can't promise Orius... but I probably will be...
twee lol
The snow is very bad... it's still snowing and we have more than a foot of snow so I probably will be on at 8:30 in the morning...
tnx dragona
gtg my mom is geting angery cas i was on 2 long
Bye, Orius.
Note to self: On GoldenEye, must fight for mother Russia as per instructions...
bye =( every body
bye orius
my mom is asleep
zzzzzzzzzz
they dine on sticky golden blood
on scarlet roses crushed in mud
They thirst for the tears of a million slaves
And powdered bones,in darkened graves
Bye Orius...
Dragona, you talk about goldeneye too much =)
bye orius
I've got nothing else to talk about Lunar... maybe that's why...
:)
I'm listening to Avril Lavigne songs
It's been so long since I've heard them
i'm listening to murray gold
At first I hated Girlfriend by Avril, but now I can't stop listening to it :)
Girlfriend by Avril Lavegne is on Burnout Dominator... you can set it on japanese and all sorts of other languages...
bored as a kingfisher on steroids
I have no idea what that is Dragona
Bored as a kingfisher which isn't there...
yo.
so we're both bored then :)
hi deagle
Burnout Dominator is a racing game... when you crash you can detonate yourself to get a 'takedown' on other rivals...
Never seen a kingfisher on steroids...
But I had a teacher who was on steroids. He was huge, and was called Mr Little. Then he left to be a fireman
i am bored to.
WOW there emmence you to!!!
*writes the song on her hand along with 20 others that are going on here ipod list*
yoo deagle
lol i saw a squirrell on steroids
jeez
What's emmence Nicolette?
What was that Nicolette?
NO!!!!!!!!! *smashes head on wall* so close ... yet so far
hey nicolette
*looks at Lunar and Dragona confused*
What do you mean?
http://www.jokedujour.com/animal/ani049R.htm
Thanks, Nicolette.
Nicolette....
Are you OK?
Do you know the GCHQ building in my fanfic is actually a real place?
she wanted first post i think
that is one funny picture!
You just came in and said "they're emmence you two" so what was emmence?
back after apprentice
Lol...4
I can't believe that some people believed the jailbreak story!
That was epic...
*hums the apprentice theme*
It's the Most wonderful time of the year!!
:]
She meant our writing, Dragona.
I know Sarthacus I was like... that's a story...
Hullo Dragona and Sarthacus. :]
Hi, Skyril!
Brb... more TTOTC!
WHO HAD THEIR FIRST CHOCCIE TODAY????
*RAISES HAND*
Ooooohhhhhhhh thanks Nicolette...
Hi Skyril...
Sarthacus, in my fanfic you can turn naturally bad...
Hi, Skyril
I G2G now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
See? Can't go 5 mins without thinking about Flo
*laughs at Dragona*
Bye
Hello Lunar. :3
Mind if I just call you Lunar?
Bye, Dragona.
Bye, Dragona
... ohhh .....
I can't remember
Not at all :)
Hello, Nicolette!
Thanks, Lunar. :]
Don't you LOVE Christmas Time?????
~screams in delight~
When you walk away,
I count the steps that you take,
Do you see how much I need you?
And now...
Yep ... all our decorations are up .... when I got home I screamed because of the singing santa when I opened the door
YES!!!
CHRISTMAS!
YEY!
hey yall! fanfic should be up soon
OK, I'll brb, just... shortening my name
lol THAT must have been creepy!
I've actually never decorated anything but a Christmas tree, which is quite sad, BUT!!! That is all going to change this year. :]
Soon we ARE going to decorate even if it's the last thing I ever do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:]
Did it work????
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