What’s this? What’s this? A blog entry that isn’t about ME? Has the world gone INSANE?
Yes. Yes it has. But I’m sure you don’t mind. Most of you were already nuts long before this...
Tom Percival, the wonderful cover artist for Skulduggery, has his own book out for younger readers- "Tobias and the Super Spooky Ghost Book". I could tell you a bit about the story, I could tell you that Tobias is a lonely ghost who sets out to play some scary tricks on the girl who has just moved into his house, but what’s the point of that? Just look at this cover!
Isn’t it awesome? Now, yes, some of you may be thinking that it’s a tad too young for Skulduggery readers (it’s aimed at 3-5 year olds), but I’m fairly certain that fans of Mr Percival are looking at this right now, just itching to get their greedy little hands on it.
Good God, I think I’ve just realised what I’m going to buy for my nieces for their first Christmas.
Yes, fine, they’re still only a few months old, but STILL! This can be the first book on their shelves! Oh I like that. I like that idea. It’s a gloriously fun book, and perfect for preparing them for Skulduggery a little further down the road.
I am seriously going to be the best uncle ever.
For those of you who are interested- and I know there are many- you should pop over to Tom’s site- www.tom-percival.com - and take a wander around. And to celebrate the release of his first book, I’ve asked Tom to draw a piece of Skulduggery “fan art”, in the Tobias style.
Be prepared for an overload of Skulduggery cuteness.
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dont you spell egnore, ignore???
I don't know, but not really, I haven't got much better, but I got up to thursday off...
Tehn I'll be a loner all day...
loner all day??
Weekdays, when I'm off, no one is on, so I talk to myself...
...im here
well i will be this week cause i got excluded...again
Lol, I nearly got excluded for being in a fight, granted I won, which was something, and I only got a bad comment...
But the other guy got an afterschool detention, it was his fault afterall, but at least I'm always wary for attacks... that's what Tang Soo Do does to you...
"Search among the croud for people who could be a threat, keep watching them, always look behind you, feel the vibrations in the ground for attacks from behind, always stay alert"
That's what our Tang Soo Do instructor said, and I felt the vibrations in the grass, and kicked him in the leg from behind, he tried to punch me, the idiot, doesn't he realise, that his punches will have absolutly no effect on me, like they hurt...
But mine did, made him fall to the floor in one punch...
That guy thought he was really hard and stuff, and I couldn't even feel his punches, but I did knock him to the floor in one punch, which is alright.
Doesn't he know not to mess with someone taller than you?
Well, that was in year 7, and now no one even dares to try and start a fight...
hehehe lucky i got excluded cause instead of kicking my friend i kicked the picture of the pope (it was in this glass frame thing) and it shattered....yh i go to a catholic school but i still dont believe in god ...
That's an awesome Skulduggery Pleasant pic ^_^
...what's with people stating they have the first comment. Of course you have the first comment if there's none there before you- so plase if you're gonna write about having the first comment at least put everything you have to say in that comment too?
Except there was this one guy in year 8, thought he was all hard and badman and stuff, like a proper chav, hate them, and he tried to push me, but I didn't even take a step back, but then he tried to punch me, and I caught his fist and twisted, making him flip over and hit the floor, very fun...
....at least i know that someone else likes violence and finds it amusing when someone gets hurt..
Meee!!!
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/life-of-soldier-on-battlefront-part-ten.html
It's up...
Lauraawwr, got OWNED!
By Kallita...
yep course i will :D
*Kallista, sorry...
Because I spelt your name wrong, I put Kallita lol
*sits down on grass near river and puts out cake on little table..reaches down for napkin while kallista sneaks up stuffs cake into her mouth and runs away*
It was a mistake, and taken names should not be spelled wrongly.
Should I post my fanfic, or should I wait, no, I'll post it soon, and then I'll tell people to go back and read the TLOASOTB
Wow, that sounded posh...
AYE!
ha first comment!
Or a kill person...
But actually, we're not really friends, because we haven't seen each other, so we have no idea what one another looks like, unless we post descriptions of our characters, which like mine, looks excatly like me.
*takes out custard bazooka and shoots kallista and Dragona then runs as they grab a gumball bazooka each.*
SHOULD I POST MY FANFIC?
You decide...
*Shoots Florence with gumballs, they land in her mouth and shoots her so much that she can't chew and chokes*
<--- you have a picture of me right here...
i guess that i could imagine a 14 year old who is 6ft3 or was it 5ft3 with brown hair brown eyes and pjs on....
im sorry but to me you are nose-less and mouth-less and eyebrow-less and....yoiu know the rest
13 year old, 6ft 3, and I'm wearing a blue t-shirt and jeans now, as if I would be wearing PJs at 5:27... but wouldn't it be weird if we went to the same school someone...?
BYE KALLISTA!! *waves then trips*
Kallista, I consider you as a friend, but as you said, a blog friend...
im wearing pjs now.....
Bye Kallista.
*waves and then trips over Florence and squishes her into eating more gumballs with custard*
i would find it really weird if you went to the same school as me...
Yeh, because...because... I don't know, you're you...
It would, then again, I don't recognise you, and I am friends with most people in my year...
....yh it would be really weird if you were my best friend in school and you went on this and then started talking about random stuff and custard...
*munches on custard and gumballs thinking*
well there's no one in my year who is 13 and 6ft3
Oh, great, joy.
*Sarcastically*
I come back on a reading week...
Oh well, I know what book I'm bringing...
*Glances at Mortal Coil*
There's no one in my year who gets excluded this year, so far...
my frined was soooooojelous when i showed him my signed copy of mortal coil...
well i guess that there no one in your school as violent as me ...
*peeks around corner to check for ninjas*
So am I...
*takes Florence's Mortal Coil and runs away with it*
Muhahhaaa!!
*no ninjas* im hereeeee!
Ninja Goldfish, prepare for attack...
Lizzy, new TLOASOTB...
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/life-of-soldier-on-battlefront-part-ten.html
Oops...
*hides goldfish from Lizzy*
NINJA! *beats up ninja goldfish with a toaster*
Cool! There's 1234 comments... damn, now 1235..
ATTACK!!!
*they jump on lizzy and start attacking her with raisins, and swords*
DEREK THAT IS SOOO ADORABLE!!!
BRB, tea, I'll be on after Merlin though...
*flips out* AHHHHHHHH RAISINS!
bye! *smacks ninjas one last time*
Ha. I laugh at you, Golden God. HA. I have been reading your previous blogs, from many moons ago, and I have come to a conclusion.
You are either very smart and cunning, or very dense and naive.
Surely, you didn't think that the comments would stop? You didn't think that asking nicely, or in your case, threatening them, would suddenly make them cease? I mean, you didn't think that everyone would LISTEN to you?
Ha. Listen to you. Pft.
No, because I think you're actually very smart. TOO smart. You wanted the minions to comment again, and tell their friends, minions-to-be, about the blog, and they'd post, get told off, and tell MORE minions to be, and the cycle would go on and on! They'd come and compliment you, your ego would grow, they'd have discussions about you, your ego would grin and grow, they'd get addicted to you, your ego would grow a mustache and get even BIGGER, and then they would tell you how awesome you are, and your ego would be frightening and purple. Like a very scary pimple.
So, I know what you're doing. I know what your plan is.
And I don't like it. In fact, I feel the exact OPPOSITE of liking it, I HATE your plan, and I will make you stop it.
It's MY goal to take over the world, NOT yours. That's completely unfair that you would steal it from me, all because you had a few years head start. I was prepared. I had even taught my little baby sisters how to attack. Do you know how HARD that was?? Huh?
No. You don't.
SO, STOP IT!!!! Stop. It. NOW. Or, so help me, I will quote every line of charmed there ever was, AND the lyrics to all Mcfly and Panic at the disco songs. So, bow down and let ME take over the world, or suffer my wrath.
Threateningly yours,
your worst nightmare.
YOU! HOW DARE YOU THREATEN THE GOLDEN GOD munchkin army attack!!!!!!
hey Flo, you here?
I can go on the laptop, yey!
nice, im on my mums computer right now. and im typing fanfic
I'm doing a video onto my blog, of me doing some random things on GTA and Driv3r, it's uploading, and after all 4 vids, then I'm going to post it.
hey hows it going??
well im on my own computer right now and im talking to you !
i like to kick @$$
am i alone ???
four comments in a row wait 5 if i post this one without no one interupting
were is everyone did derek write a new blog and im talking to cyber air??
sorry Flo i was typing fanfic, almost finished
PART 9 OF FEAR IS UP ON MY BLOG!!!!!!
wooo
It's going good, just uploading the first video...
Cool lizzy, I'll read it!
its really awsome and what i love about family meeting is that they always bring prezzies :D you have just got to love hollister jumpers and bags.
got to go now, bye yall
Lol...
The videos are so random though, like me jumping off a building on a motorbike, and flying police cars...
just got prince of persia for my x box awsome game im half way through it :D
You'll know what I mean when you see it...
ok i will...
It's really funny...
I haven't posted it yet, just doing it now, it's uploading the first video and it's taking a while...
yh i guess....prince of persia is awsome!!!
Cool...
It's taking ages...
Yes, nearly 2 done, out of 4...
like i said you've just gotta love hollister bags!
They're fails, most of them, but their funny...
the bags or the videos??
Videos, especially the attempted plane crashes...
One more to go, it's quite a long one, and its the first one...
lol im gonna have to try that one day!
thought you said that the hollister bags were a fail...
No, not the bags, but me jumping off a building is quite funny, and so is a flying police car, except that's myyy replay, the others are me playing...
awsome i really wanna see !
They're funny, but bad quality because I did them on my phone...
I might do them on my camcorder next time...
kl kl are they up yet??
No, not yet, the last video is being uploaded, it's quite long so might take a while, but I'll tell you when it's up...
HOLY CRAP THIS IS A LOT OF COMMENTS.
And now I have a lot of questions. I'm gonna keep posting this until you answer ^^. Pardon my annoyingness.
1. Did you make Skulduggery a skeleton to
a) Create a gimmick
b) you just wanted to make it a skeleton
c) Avoid hyperactive fangirls from- dare I say- shipping him with another character
d) Other (In which case please specify)
(Note: If you chose c, IT DIDN'T WORK. My eyes are STILL burning from all the valduggery, yes, that's what's it's called, I saw online.)
2. What is with your overuse of the letter 's'? If you don't believe me, lookie here:
SKULDUGGERY Pleasant
The SKELETON Detective
STEPHANIE Edgley
China SORROWS
Vaurian SCRAPEGRACE
Billy-Ray SANGUINE
SPRING HEELED Jack
Nerfarian SERPINE
SOLOMON Wreath
SAGACIOUS Tome
Dreylan SCARAB
Anton SHUDDER
SCEPTER of the Ancients
Echo STONE
See?
3. Are we ever going to find out how Skulduggery's first partner died?
(And no, answering with 'screaming Skulduggery's name' does not count!)
4. If Skulduggery is a skeleton, how can he wear sunglasses? (You know, what with his lack of ears and a nose.)
:O I killed an osterach on Halo Reach and now all his freinds are giving me the evils ..
3:25 long, but it's nearly done, it needs to finish uploading, then process it, and then it's done...
Nicolette, new TLOASOTB, 2 new TLOASOTBs.
I wonder if Derek ever answered any questions people left on his blog...
It's getting cold and lonely out here.
Nearly done, it's processing...
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/gta-driv3r-and-general-randomness.html
It's up...!
hust finished reading all new fan fics and there great!!!
Im going on my xbox bye for now :]
Some videos on my blog...
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/gta-driv3r-and-general-randomness.html
Funny videos... my videos, that I created on my ps2 and filmed on my phone...
sup ppl?
Oh our lord and master.... Do you ever get tired of people calling you things like that? That was a silly question. In just 2 hours I have read every single one of your blogs... I think my eyes my fall out. Because of your almightiness!! Not because I started at two in the morning! Honest! *shifty eyes, notices you watching, then bows till my nose touches* and let me tell you! That is not easy seeing as I have no interest in physical activity what so ever. How would you suggest I can go about being slightly more interested? Did you notice that flawless segway there? Well I know you did because you are just as amazed be me as I am by you, simple as.
I can't help buy notice how little protest there is from you recently about writing this splendiferous blog. You can’t deny it now I know all your secrets!! Mwa ha ha ha... *cough* you should probably tell someone about that problem of yours...
Eagerly awaiting your blogs and books. Annie x
Hi, all.
I'm going to post all I've wrote of a book (Based on SMSD, Noir), please don't laugh, but I put AGES of effort into this... Here it is.
THE SHADOW OF NOIR
CHAPTER 1
SHADOWS AND SPIDERS
The plan was to go to Queens at one o’clock in the morning (what the gang always thought of as the dead of night), and get as much as they could without the cops nicking them or busting them up. They were at Queens and they were twenty minutes behind schedule. Nobody felt sorry for the victim.
The man was called Ben Parker and he was being robbed. He didn’t know, though. He was in his warm, snug bed, and he was busily dreaming about New York City made of sausages, and the clouds made of candy floss, and the world’s fattest man eating the Empire State Building. It was the dead of night, and the Black Bullet gang was the only gang that usually went quietly, quietly meaning that they didn’t go public.
Ben was asleep, and the gang members were at his door. The brawler was called Andrew Ferral. He didn’t smash the door, in case the noise woke up the neighbourhood, but he leaned against the door, and broke it open with pure force.
The rest of them streamed in, and started looking for anything valuable. The gang leader, Adrian Tombs, found a pocket watch, a necklace, and a pile of cash. He pocketed it all, and turned to the rest of the gang. Ferral had found a ring with a diamond on the top of it, Jake Flank hadn’t found anything, Flint Marko had found a few knives, Hammerhead (he hadn’t told anybody his real name because he thought it sounded cool with his oddly shaped skull) had found some alcohol bottles, and was gathering them up.
“Bullets,” said Tombs, “Time’s up. Back to The Place, now!”
The gang bolted outside, and kept running until they got back to their home turf. Hammerhead was almost drunk, and Adrian’s usually deathly pale face had a red tinge. Ferral was trying to fit the ring on to his fingers that were the size of pork sausages. Flint was testing the knives; trying to find out which of them was sharpest in a relatively painless way.
Adrian was extremely pleased with the gang; Black Bullet hadn’t been able to go out for a while at night, what with cops on the watch all day and night. Adrian and Flint were the only tow members of the gang who knew that they were actually making more profit out of getting these robbed items handed over to Norman Osborn.
Norman Osborn was a mysterious man. He kept himself to himself most of the time, and he was one of the wealthiest men in NYC. He had told Adrian and Flint a little bit about his history: he used to be a circus freak, and had stopped at saying something about green and chickens heads. None of this mattered to the gang, just as long as they got the stolen items to Osborn and he was pleased with them, he would give them small piles of cash for one item. He would weigh them first,
And if it was, for example, a chunk of gold that weighed five kilograms, he would give each gang member seven hundred dollars.
Flint thudded his way over to Adrian, and asked him the question that he almost always asked after they robbed somebody.
“How much do you think we’ll get this time? I’m hoping for at least five hundred bucks!”
“Keep it down, Marko!” Whispered Adrian, “The neighbourhood isn’t always asleep, ya know.”
“Sorry,” replied Flint.
“And as an answer to your question, I think you’ll get your wish.”
“Good, I wanna get a mask so that if we are ever seen by a normal chump I can scare the life outta him!”
“You do that, then. I’ve been thinking about other things…”
Peter Parker was in the middle of a dream about spiders scuttling around on their eight legged bodies, and going to school, when he was woken up by a shout.
He opened his eyes, reluctantly, and looked up at the ceiling. There was nothing on it. The same ceiling he had fallen asleep under. He slowly raised his head, and propped it up on the wooden top of his bed. His room. Nothing wrong there.
“Peter!” Shouted the voice of his uncle, “Come down, quickly! I need to talk to you for two reasons!”
Peter slipped out of his snug, warm and comfortable bed, and looked around for his clothes. They were lying crumpled on the floor. Mr Lash would have his cane smacked on his palm for that.
Nevertheless, Peter put on his clothes, and walked down the stairs. His uncle, Ben Parker, was an elderly man. He was in his eighties, and had white hair around his head, but was otherwise bald. He looked worried.
“Peter, eat some breakfast, quickly. Look around this place. Notice anything different?”
Peter looked around.
“No…” he said slowly. The he noticed, “Half of out things are missing!”
“Exactly! We’ve been robbed!”
woooo I just got hit by a hunter and my warthog toppled over 9 times!! 9 wow and it landed the right way up so I just kept driving .. *shifty eyes*
hehehe *destroys the large gun and drives off in warthog as it explodes, the explosion topples over the car twice and then allows me to continue driving*
WOOO HOOO!!
*hits an osterach and it goes flying* .... woops :D
Who likes the story???
Anybody????
Nobody, huh, great.
wow thats one awsome story bolt! .. Im playing Halo and all the osteraches hate me :]
*the warthog gets hit by a wraith and topples over 5 times an fall off cliff, I quickly press the x button to jump out*
alright biatch thats the 3rd one you have desrtoyed now and that one was quite frankly my favourite ...
*jumps onto the wraith and plants a grenade*
Everybody duck shes gunna blow!!
*hi-jacks a ghost and zooms along the ground untill she reaches next loacation fires at the grunts and laughs as they run away*
ahhhhh this is bliss
*gets to close to an elite and he kicks me off the ghost* ooh well
*kicks a fellow team mate out of the drivers seat of another warthogs and drives around watching the covenant jump out of my way*
*sees Kallista and skids round*
Heya Kallista get in!!:D
hey yall
ahh ok then Kallista *smiles and then warthhog flips over 4 times as she is hit by another wraith*
AHHHHHHH!!! .... *warthog lands on its belly and I flip it back over, goes to get in but my team meate takes it first*
OHH thanks alot ..
*finds a target locator on the floor and attemps to fire it*
hmmm what do you do with this thing ??
wait were did Kallista go!!! ahh Kallista are you ok!!
*holds trigger whilst talking to Lizzy*
heya Lizzy I would offer you a ride but its been stolen ...
*target locater locks onto the ground in the distance and then the ground flashed red and is then bombed*
WOOO COOL *smiles evily then aims at the wraith*
oh thank god few I though you fell off the cliff when the warthog flipped... I have done that twice now ..
I swear the ostearaches pushed me ..
see ya Kallista *wraith explodes and I laugh evily I get into a ghost and zoom along ...
common Lizzy grab the other ghost *points to the small purple vehicl for 1*
were off to blow up the 4th giant gun :]
*looks up from writing* whoa, there are people talking to me
yeah of course :D .. now heres you option you either come and help me blow up the giant gun or wait for more covenent reinforcesments and die ..
um, what?
haha, i just cracked my knuckles and my mum heard it from upstairs LOL she hates that so i told her it was bubble gum
*sighs swaps to a watrhog and grabs Lizzy and puts her in the passanger seat*
*drives whilst singing* Were off to blow up the big gun the big gun thats the covenents 'cus if we don't we'll all die! .. and if we do be blown sky high
warthog as in pig? i think im missing something here
hmmm ..
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://media.techeblog.com/elephant//ul/3727-450x-warthog_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.techeblog.com/elephant/photo.phtml%3Fpost_key%3D144692%26photo_key%3D3727&usg=__GiD9wNOB9UlXQFS2IxagMlfwJyY=&h=286&w=450&sz=75&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=IgfYe0OZrdUVMM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=141&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwarthog%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1020%26bih%3D355%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=93&ei=69GwTKSUFsOOswb6o8GQDQ&oei=69GwTKSUFsOOswb6o8GQDQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0&tx=103&ty=63
thats a warthog
OK, yes, I'll be writing a LOT more...
I plan to be an author when I'm older.
... And I plan to make that story at least 200 pages long, and try to call Stan Lee and see if he likes it...
Wow I have big ambitions.
Night, all.
Night bolt..
night night
warthogs are damn awesome! can i drive?
sure! *jumps out of warthog onto a ghost* :]
this is what I'm on ...
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.reelcollectibles.co.nz/images/halo/halo_ghost_s1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx%3FpostID%3D45728404&usg=__ZnXFuoIFFRwPc_QLs9wYx_ScuRA=&h=600&w=800&sz=116&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Xp3j80eeCbHyQM:&tbnh=165&tbnw=206&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dghost%2Bhalo%2Breach%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-gb:IE-ContextMenu%26rlz%3D1I7ADRA_en%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D355%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C53&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=134&vpy=66&dur=2402&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=151&ty=115&ei=_tSwTJbHF8qKswb85oDIDQ&oei=69SwTKWvBoLMswb20L2DDQ&esq=4&page=1&ndsp=4&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1003&bih=355
:] it's a ghost (vehicle)
its purple! awesome!
sorry Lizzy I'm off now I had a sleepover with 6 people last night we fell asleep at 4am and woke up at 7:30am so I'm shattered :]
Night all :]
before I go I would just like to say happy le berekenen day!!!..
hinger dinger doinger..
well Night! :]
night!
night :]
It's 6:23 here.
I live in Canada.
1337!!!!!!
L33T!!!!
MELINDA U GOT THE BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!
ALL HAIL UR LEETNESS!!!
(1337, or 'l33t/leet' is derived from the word 'elite' so when i say u have l33tness for getting that comment number, you bet its a good thing)
-hellboy out
Ahaha, thanks.
But really, I do live in Canada.
It's past midnight in dublin, isn't it?
By an hour and 1 minute.
hey im on for like a little not for long though gonna watch Iron man 2 soo hopefully cus the last time i tried to watch it it stoped half way because our rental time expired grrr so i hope i can watch it tonight if my younger brother finishes diary of a wimpy kid soon enough *chucks dvd out of the window and car runs it over pops in iron man 2 and keeps eyes glued to screen* *fire burns around skulgirl* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! pfff i wish
melinda if you look at the bottom of the comment you post it shows you what time you posted it...in dublin's time
noo why must i be alone!
I'm still here.
So it IS 1:20... in Dublin.
yeah i think wait yeah it is
I only check up on the comments a few minutes at a time... I'm writing fanfiction.
I'm gonna start a short Skulduggery Fanfic I think... maybe set a vampire on fire.
omg what is with every one and thoes things not that there not good or anything but i kinda feel out of the loop cus i can never write a story of sorts
ha that would be good ut please dont EVER right a valduggery fanfic EVER!
Perhaps I'll make an OC who sets Dusk on fire and goes, "Huh. Vampires don't like being set on fire. I just learned something today."
Yeah, that would be epic.
Don't go stealing my ideas!
oops wrong right i meant to say write
I'm more interested in writing action stories.
i promise i won't ever do that im not that typre of person plus i could ever right a story
So there's no danger of me writing skulduggery.
i like action a lot it keeps the story interesting
nope not at all
I mean, he's a SKELETON. How would that work???
I love writing action/humor, though. And reading it. It's so funny.
Sorry, writing VALduggery, not Skulduggery.
A bit of a typo, there...
if you look back a few comments ago i wrote a few of my bits and pieces that i could never turn into a story maybe if i tried really hard than maybe i could
Why don't you like Valduggery?
wait WHAT?! nononononononono VALDUGGERY IS WRONG I TELL YOU WRONG!!!!!! *fire burns in eyes and skulgirl starts pelting teinkies at malinda*
I don't mind friendship but really romance with a skeleton is just nonsensical. (It that a word? Nonsensical?) Maybe it would be fine if the fanfic writer could find a LOGICAL explanation to make Skulduggery human, instead of saying "And Skullie is human here... somehow."
But he's a FREAKIN' SKELETON.
first of all he's a SKELETON how much more can i stress that second of all he was married and had a son so that would be wrong even though their dead and he's 108 and she's 16 so there is like a HUGE gap between them
P.S. What are 'teinkies'?
i ment to say twinkies stupid keyboard
Yeah... with the huge age gap, there's a problem too.
However, as you grow older, the age gap between two people become less significant. Two people in 8th and 5th grade would never dream about going out, but as adults, 3 years is nothing.
If Skulduggery and Valkyrie were thousands of years old, would 90 years matter?
yeah so it's just kind of weird i read this one thing where Valkyrie kissed Skulduggery and i just froze there and died i imedeatly exited out and wrote at least a thousand times in my mind valduggery does not exist and i paced my room muttering to myself that it was nonsense and i was going insane for like an hour
yes it would
90 years wouldn't matter, but the fact that he's still a SKELETON still does.
So it's just friendship for me, unless somehow they fix those problems.
i doubt they ever would though i would like to see what he looked like when he was alive and now with well wait did you red the fifth book yet?
Cuz we're talking, like, being 2000 years old.
2090 and 2000 are quite close.
not really
I think I know the basic plot, but I haven't gotten to read it in detail.
Wait,WHAT?!? Did Valkyrie kiss Skulduggery in the book or just in a fanfic???
And with the 2000, 2090 thing, maybe if they were 5000 and 5090ish it wouldn't matter. But still what are the chances of that happening?
what GOSH NO it was just some randome story i read and it killed me but seriously i ORDERED the fourth and fifth book just so i could read them cus they don't have them out here in the US they only have 1-3 i own them too
0 to none
You know what's weird? When it comes to Valduggery, we sound like we're fighting over it, but in reality, we have the opinion: It'll probably never happen, ever.
lets hope so lets just keep the valtcher thing going cus that seems to work out well
I'm in Canada. The fifth book hasn't some out yet, but will in about 5 days. Can't wait!
LUCKY!!!!!!! the FOURTH book hasn't even come out yet!
There might be a love triangle between her, Fletcher, and Caelan.
I don't know if I would mind Valkyrie/Caelan. At least he doesn't SPARKLE.
Caelan's a vampire, btw.
Oh crap, I just let out a spoiler, didn't I.
no i've read the fifth book so it doesn't matter and yeah hes not a pixi like edward sparkle pants over there but no it would never work between cealen and val
i told you i own all five books ordered the two from england got the first three in america
So for the subject of Valduggery, here is my conclusion.
For the Actual series: No chance. Zip. Nada. Unless Derek Landy does something drastic to make Skulduggery human and both of them the same age (Wormhole, anyone?), it's not gonna happen. And if it DID happen, many people would be very, very angry.
For Fanfic: If the you something to fix the problems, ok. But I highly doubt the quality of the fanfic. Going "idk why" does NOT end up explaining why Skulduggery is human.
I really, really hate people who do that.
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