What’s this? What’s this? A blog entry that isn’t about ME? Has the world gone INSANE?
Yes. Yes it has. But I’m sure you don’t mind. Most of you were already nuts long before this...
Tom Percival, the wonderful cover artist for Skulduggery, has his own book out for younger readers- "Tobias and the Super Spooky Ghost Book". I could tell you a bit about the story, I could tell you that Tobias is a lonely ghost who sets out to play some scary tricks on the girl who has just moved into his house, but what’s the point of that? Just look at this cover!
Isn’t it awesome? Now, yes, some of you may be thinking that it’s a tad too young for Skulduggery readers (it’s aimed at 3-5 year olds), but I’m fairly certain that fans of Mr Percival are looking at this right now, just itching to get their greedy little hands on it.
Good God, I think I’ve just realised what I’m going to buy for my nieces for their first Christmas.
Yes, fine, they’re still only a few months old, but STILL! This can be the first book on their shelves! Oh I like that. I like that idea. It’s a gloriously fun book, and perfect for preparing them for Skulduggery a little further down the road.
I am seriously going to be the best uncle ever.
For those of you who are interested- and I know there are many- you should pop over to Tom’s site- www.tom-percival.com - and take a wander around. And to celebrate the release of his first book, I’ve asked Tom to draw a piece of Skulduggery “fan art”, in the Tobias style.
Be prepared for an overload of Skulduggery cuteness.
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and im like yeah so not my fault blood tastes nice
AHHH MY FREINDS ARE TURNING TO SLUTS AROUND ME ...
Laura the quiet innocent one came to school with loads of mascara a tub of foundation on her face eye shadow going up to her forehead and around 74 layer of lipstick. I said laura may want to lay off on the make up and she said I'm only waring masscara...
YES BECAUSE YOUR LIPS REALLY ARE MEANT TO BE BRIGHT PINK YOUR EYES REALLY ARE MEANT TO BE GREEN AND YOUR FACE REALLY IS MEANT TO BE ORANGE!
please don't let me become a slut .... I don't wear makeup but I'm still worried
*rocks back and forth* promise me you won't let me become a slut as my freinds continue to change around me ....
PROMISE ME!!! *continues rocking back and forth in the corner*
My friends' list, I didn't want them to make this :P
You hate sunlight.
You're never hungry in the day, but you are at night.
Your nails are hard and sharp.
You like the taste of blood.
You have sharp teeth.
You don't feel pain.
You are always the last one left at dodgeball.
You won the arm wrestling competion hands down.
You can run 100m faster than all of us.
You never get cold, but you feel it.
My answer to them:
I don't like sunlight because it makes me get a headache.
I don't know why I don't get hungry in the daytime.
I like the taste of blood because it's... nice...
My nails are hard because... *no answer*
My teeth are hard because I ACTUALLY USE TOOTHPASTE!
I don't feel pain because I'm awsome.
I'm good at dodgeball because I'm me.
I won the hand wrestling competition out of the whole year because I'm better than you all.
I can run 100m fast because I'm just completely awsome.
I never get cold because I live in a cold house, and I don't know why I feel cold...
AND I DON'T SPARKLE! (Like Vampires would do that anyway...)
So generally, not a lot of answers...
But that is my verdict, if my blood comes back and one thing is wrong, I'm a vampire, that is what I have decided...
*Looks to Nicolette*
Your friends are sluts?
My friends are awsome... I am friends with like everyone in the year, nearly 300 people, and I am friends with people in other years as well...
my freinds aren't sluts but there turning into them Erica was first then Laura
*clings onto remaining freinds* DON'T TURN INTO A SLUT
Lol just chuck a bucket of water over them, and watch the orange that comes off...
Or ask them this, like Valkrie did in Mortal Coil...
'"I like the way you do your makeup, do you use a brush or just dip your head in a bucket?"'
Then again, they might abandon you, and NOTE, I wrote the above off by heart, I haven't got Mortal Coil infront of me, it's downstairs...
On second thoughts, don't do that...
We have orange people in our year, we call them aliens or umpa lumpas, because they look like them... or tangerine...
Nicolette, are you there?
*knocks on Nicolette's screen*
lol I always wondered what would happen if we chucked water over a slut ...
a slut in my tutor started crying once and there were unlevel streaks going down her face with spotty and freckled skin and her eylashes were so small...
makes you wonder what there faces actually look like
yeah I am :] sorry youtube crashed and I just reloaded all time low :]
Did you know, the Declaration of Independence was signed by all 53 members of the congress and Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson and some other guy signed the piece of paper to say that it had been signed 10 years later?
And that the declaration is now in the National Archives, while the draft is in the Library Of Congress...
Don't ask, history...
thats highly amusing ..
did you know 23% of all photocopied breakdowns are caused by people accidently photocoping there bums ..
hmm I may be in top set maths but I swear the boys on my table are thick ..
they reckon that being kicked in the balls hurts more than giving birth because qoman keep having babies but men don't want to keep being kicked in the balls!!! WHAT
Dragona being a person of the male variety what do you reckon?
Lol.
Did you know that the British Empire was once in control of nearly 1/4 of the earth?
And that 'The Thirteen Colonies' in America formed a rebellion and made an independent country, when the Declaration was made on the 2nd July 17 summat but the Americans celebrate Independence Day on the 4th July...
And, did you know that the war between the american rebellion and the British Empire was called 'The American Revolutionary War' or 'The War Of Independence'?
hi all i'd say getting kicked in the balls is more painful in short term but women have . . . you know . . urgh . . .
Hmm... getting kicked in the balls hurts, it makes you feel quite sick... and it hurts like chuff...but I haven't had a baby, so I can't comment, but I imagine that having a baby would hurt more than being kicked in the balls, but they keep having more babies for the fun of it... Well, sorta. But getting kicked in the balls does hurt, but probably having a baby would hurt more, but you have more choice if to get kicked or not so...
Oh how interesting, and discusting, sex education is in RE, we watched a video of a man and woman naked before I was ill, I MEAN!?
It was very innapropriate, however, it was quite funny... me and my friends couldn't help laughing... then again, we were talking through most of the video, about people who we fancy... but I don't fancy anyone really so... most people in our year are orange...
Am writing fan fic now . . .derek will not be happy with some of these comments if he ever gets around to reading them . . .or writing a new blog!!!!
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/fanfiction-part-twenty.html
Fanfic for people who haven't read it yet...
Lol, tomorrow we come on and there's a blog named 'Getting kicked in the balls' lol...
oh god I wish I never asked now ...
a low a low a low a low a low a low a low a low
Can you hear me
a low a low a low a low a low a low a low a low
Can't you hear me
a low a low a low a low a low a low a low a low
Can you hear me
a low a low a low a low a low a low a low a low..
http://florenceblackblogs.blogspot.com/2010/10/my-random-drawings.html#comments
hey!
god my friends are crazy the keep calling me a vampire aswell....
Oh what joy it is to be writing about tramps...
This is what I got so far, we have to pretend we're homeless and we're stuck in the doorway...
It's night time, I'm layed in my sleeping bag, in a doorway, I think it's a bookshop or something, I can see a book with a skeleton on the front through the shutters. Concrete doesn't feel good, I can feel the bruises starting to form on my shoulder, and I can feel the cold rising up through my sleeping bag.
I can see a pub down the road, and drunk people stumble out, singing happily.
I think there's a spider on my head, I can feel it crawling about and squatting between parts of my hair.
I puke up a bit of last nights pizza, what we found in a dustbin, being sick happens a lot when you're homeless, eating out from a binbag every night, with the rats. Being sick makes you feel more hungry as well.
I can hear a siren, police car, probably sorting out a robbery or something.
I need something to get rid of the sickly taste in my mouth, there's a can of coke next to me, I grab it and drink deeply. It tastes out of date.
Now, I can feel the first strands of sleep pulling me in, my eyes begin to close, and I drop off, where the cold can't bother me...
Is that alright?
It's for english hw...
It's longer than that, that's just the main parts...
hmm i wouldnt write about rats and dustbins ... but then its ur choice :P
I'll hand it in anyway, and now for the Declaration of Independence and the British Empire again...
Hmm... what happened in WWI and WWII again?
*goes on wikipedia*
Ooh, riiighgt...
....well in world war 2 woman joined in the fighting and thats all i can remeber....there was also an anderson shelter and somemetal table that i can remeber what was called.....ppl slept under metal tables??? who sleeps under tables??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfawbzALu1s
Watch the epicness of that... complete lolage...
"Remember kids, always look both ways before crossing the road"
"Ok Grandpa"
"YEEEEYYY..."
...
That is all I'm going to say about it, the rest you are going to have to watch, but it is complete lolage, I think Han Solo is drunk lol...
Blob studios???
The best video you'll ever watch, I've got it on my phone, it's just complete lolage..
lol in school were learning about ww1 my little sis is learning about ww2 and my bro came up to us and asked me when did world war 3 start I think we might be learing about that if your learning about world war 1 and 2
the reaction that my frined swould be this
*turns head loks at person to their right and raises eyebrow..frined raises eyebrow and mouthes WTF?? they suddenly start laughing randomly* weird weird weird..
*looksa round room nervously*
pfft I don't sleep under tables .. or the floor... or next to brocken paintings ... ah ha ah ha ha ha
..the most weirdst place that i ever slep on was a killer rollercoaster....yh really weird...sometimes i sleep on the table but thats when i have hw overload...
Just watch the video, pppllleaaasseee...
I watch all yours... but this is just lolage... very random... so you should like it Nicolette...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfawbzALu1s
Blobstudios is awsome, just watch the film and then come back and tell me if you liked it...
i liked it...but why did that girl or whoever she was punch india jones....i would have snapped his head of if someone called me fat...
Random init, I like the bit what I posted:
"Remember kids, always look both ways before crossing the road..."
That bit lol... total epicness...
ahaaa OMG LOL that was funny
Luke I am your father...
I know you told me yesterday .. LOL
yep...its just R A N D O M
Download Real Player from www.filehippo.com, and then you can get it on your phone... and download videos from the internet...
oh yeah
now remember to always look both ways before crossing the road *look*
YEAAAAAAH!!
*gets flattened*
BY JOE! ... lolage!!
Hello people of the universe
"Oh no no no, last time you passed out and your crazy friends threw me off a bridge"
"Really? Haha"
*big crash*
"Well, that was weird, why's there always a huge crash right next to us?"
"Luckily no one on our side was hurt..."
*Random van crashes into guy*
"Junior, Junior I swallowed my teeth"
Lol, complete epicness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVf-nfWaeVg&feature=channel
Another epic video, Santa gets caught!
And listen to the credits, it's funny...
robin you take your old piece of junk....
And if you notice, there's C3POs head on the christmas tree lol...
LOL your turn watch this ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjVKYzy4ek8
Blobstudios is just completely epic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZBbtk47vZw
yes i did watch this 100 times...by the 91st time i found it boring...
Lol Nicolette, but watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVf-nfWaeVg&feature=channel
that one, lol Fred Grocery shopping...
AHAAA DRAGONA THATS ANOTHER FUNNY VIDEO
But the first one I sent you was the most epic, but that is still lolage...
PIGFART'S
yeah lol
lol Darkane
Watch the first christmas special, that only just fits into the Epicness, but it is funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=xCBpys82Ctk&annotation_id=annotation_953868
lol darkane hhehe random
All of you should go on you tube and watch a very potter musical.
Watch the window, flying Santa!
I know you like Christmas Lord Vader, but that is a bit over the top...
Whoever made you a Lord anyway?
*Knocks Darth Vader off the edge of a building and then gets a one hit kill on a AT-ST like on my blog*
Wow...
justin bieber gets nailed by a water bottle heheheh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e50vqY7Szo&feature=related
My mum knows I use blog, but she doesn't know I'm Dragona Pine hehe, the only guys who know are you lot... hehe... no on knows my taken name, Muhahaha!
lol its kinda hard cause Florence is my middle name and theres a picture of me....but she doesnt actually know im on here...she thinks im doing research or somethin..
Florence, lol, nailed by a water bottle...
*OW!*
I hate justin beiber, it could have been me who threw it... lol.
My mum knows I'm on here, but you guys are the only people who knows of the existance of Dragona Pine...
LOL GET IN THERE! ...
ahhh *rips up concert ticket and throws water bottle across the room* my plans already been done ...
*stumbles across a brick* hmm whos got celotape??
Has anyone got twitter, or habbo?
Tell me if someone has... because someone must do...
What the devil is going on here?!?!?!?!
What's habbo?
hey yall i got a half an hour to type fanfic
I think I have twitter .... I think I made an account but never used it ......
Ok Lizzy :].... I have to go at 9:00pm because Vampire Diaries is on :] ...
Joy, I have 20 people following me...
I called you a squirrel.
:O lucky ..... but then again your fan fics are emmence ....
Thanks Nicolette, but I don't do anything on twitter, I go on habbo a bit...
If anyone has it, search for me under Dragona-Pine, or Fred0071...
Or Twitter... Fred0071, I have a pic of a Porsche...
I called my freind a squirell before... she wasn't happy
Wow... squirrel, nice...insult?
i have habbo and twitter but i got banned from habbo cause as a dare me and ny bfff started saying stuff like wanna BJ and stuff like that .. this comment will self destrust after the next five comments so derek cant read it :D
AHHHH BYEE VAMPIRE DIARIES IS ON BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NIGHT ALL :]
it wasn't meant to be insulting ...
now Night :]
Lol Florence... you should make another account, I can show you some of my friends, Luca-Manzaroli is probably my best friend on it, and Georgey-Cefani, but I'm friends with 200 more people on it, I have a mafia account as well, but I don't use that much... mainly because I got bored of it...
NIGHT!
I'll say your my m8 from blogger lol... but they might try to shoot you, but ignore them, if your not mafia then it won't do anything lol...
wait ill make another account then give me a sec or two..
Night all.
Poor Florence, being a loner... lol.
Search for me, I'm Dragona-Pine, and next time I go on, then I'll say yes to a friend request... or add me as Fred0071 I don't care...
Night all.
D:
I Am NO LONER IM OFF TO FACEBOOK!
night
night :D
It would be better for Dragona-Pine, because you would know who I am but still...
Night.
i have super power! i get on and everyone clears off
lizzy are u with me??
Night
hi lizzy i'm still here writing my fanfic!!!
I M STILL ON EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS ON SAY AYE!
wooo post it today leo!!
leo if you give me a description of you i will try and draw some awsome picture i was doing it a lot these days ! :D
AYE!
oh yh first comment!
AYE!!!
NEW PAGE
darkane im including you and lizzy aswell :D just put up your descriptions :D
HIIIIIIIII ALLLLLL! if you must know why i am so happy it is because i have succeeded in one more person to read the series GO ME!!!!!!!!!
But on the my friend made fun made fun f=of me because she said i was obsessed which psh im not *door swings open revealing Derek Landy/Skulduggery shrine imedeatly kicks door close* he he
It's on Bio Rama
well my description is up on bio rama . . . will that do?
nope i need a detailed description on this blog :D
what's up im so board
NAME: Darkane Claw
AGE: 14
GENDER: Girl
HAIR COLOR: Very dark brown, almost black
EYE COLOR: golden brown
HEIGHT: 5 4
WEIGHT: average
PERSONALITY: sarcastic, funny, can get VERY moody.
WEARS: Black top, kaki jacket, baggy jeans, black runners and green and blue headphone (not earphones, HEADPHONES).
NATIONALITY AND ACCENT: Irish, very slight Irish accent.
HISTORY: No one knows anything about her
FAMILY: None
POWERS: Elemental, fire is her best element.
FAVORITE WEAPONS: Two curved japanese knifes. Good with a sword.
OTHER SKILLS: Lock picking and excellent balance
FRIENDS: Not that many people, usually she stays distant until she knows someone
ENEMY'S: All bad guys, especially Dusk.
HATES: Remnants
LIKES: A good fight, chocolate, drumming, music
ADDRESS: Somewhere in Ireland
JOB: Whatever's avalable
MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: Aston Martin Vanquish http://www.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=aston+martin+vanquish&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1243&bih=687
NEVER SEEN WITHOUT: Her knifes, lock picks or her blue and green headphones either hung around her neck or covering her ears
DESCRIPTION: Short dark hair with a fringe that covers her eyes (sometimes someone mistakes her for a guy and if they do they either get beat up or she hates them until they get VERY humiliated). Slim and athletic.
IN FIVE WORDS: Athletic, Witty, Sarcastic, Loyal, Fast.
I'm watching a very potter musical
hey skulgirl i was hoping to talk to you. if im going to be doing the audio clip on the petition i need a script because i cant think up anything to say
say that we have the right to see our favorite author and that we are like dying to get news on the new Skulduggery book
@Florence YOU'RE GOING TO SEE ORLANDO BLOOM YOU ARE SOOOOOO LUCK I LOVE HIM!
yh yh i know but i need to know stuff like how long yourr hair is do you have freckles detailed stuff or else you end up looking like a stick person..
heheh ORLANDO BLOOM ROCKS!!! IMA GONNA STAND THERE UNTIL I WILL GET AN AUTOGRAPH HE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE SOMETIME!
ok, ok, that works, but i need details, im not that good at this sorta thing
Ok
ginger hair, around 6 ft( under 2 meters) is good looking with yellow eyes, sharp features, straight teeth, fairly muscelly ,wears a black zip up hoodie with with a white and black t-shirt underneath and black ripped jeans and white shoes with black stripes. might have chains around wrists with lightning flowing through them
You know what my powers are and stuff so will htat be enough?
uummmmmmmm im stuck
I have hair like a boys, I have gold eyes (no joke) my hair is basically black and my fringe goes into my eyes. I have very light freckles on the bridge of my nose.
why are you guys describing your selfs and charaters to be?
I have freckles and have longish spiky hair for a guy but not long enough for a pony tail or anything . . . a cool length . . .
I wear a kaki jacket with a black tank top underneath, I wear baggy ripped jeans and black converse. I always wear my green and blue headphones around my neck or on my head.
LEO
what type of trousers??
Darkane
would you want any weapons .. eg scabbards with swords..
uuuugg you guys are nop help LIZZY! can you help me out here what are they talking about?
i think we need to post descriptions
I have two curved Japanese knives and there about the length of my forearm.
can i give u guys converses??
Nike black trousers with white stripes down the sides
and i have two barber shop knives WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT I FEEL SO CLUELESS!
I wear black boot converse but you can't see the boot part because my jeans go over them
@Lizzy i also think we should too :3
ok
any idea what Florence, Darkane and Leo are doing?
MY FAN FIC IS UP!!!! READ IT!!!!! HAVE TO GO WILL CHECK THE COMMENTS 2MORO and THERE HAD BETTER BE A LOT!!!!!!
nite all and flo i hope you can draw me!!!! ttul
Night leo!
i have brown hair that goes just past my shoulders and is always in a ponytail. my fringe goes to my nose and hangs over my left eye in a emo way. i have green eyes that are gray around the edges and a slightly larger nose. i have 5 holes in my right ear and 7 in my left, with silver studs. i have on a t-shirt and skinny jeans and army boots and a jean jacket. im tall for my age and a tiny bit chubby :P
byeee leo!
NIGHT LEO
i have long unruly curly brown hair blue eyes that are green at the pupil my nose hase a round tip my face is almost always red cus of a family trait im like 5'2" and im wearing an Irish Ale house shirt skinny jeans and ballette flats and i am holding my broad sword :3 oh and im also a little chubby
hello anyone?
*starts singing Rent with her bffle*
what's up
Nothing much
part 11.5 of Fear is up! its called 11.5 because its sorta small, but it gives you a great cliff hanger and some important info on Bridget
Night guys I've got to go.
night-night!
NIght Darkane!
ok, i still need ideas for the petition audio clip
im still drawing a blank
argggg, cant think of anything! i am sending invites to the blog to all my friends
ummm idea
"The reason this blog even exist is because of the minions of Derek Landys blog *say our names* and i made this so we can show derek that we really want him to visit our areas and that we feel we get jipped and that we really care for him so thank you for signing!"
how about that?
lovely! ill record it in a sec
kay!
*sings Sweeney Todd* THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE!......ALL THE NON-DEREK-BELIEVERS!
drama queen! ok ill be back soon, im just going up to my studio
thats part of the song........ok so maybe not the derek landy part i wanted to add that :3
YOU HERE THAT DEREK LANDY WATCHING OUT FOR ALL THE NON BELIEVERS SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS SHUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.....:3
XD 15 seconds of British accent already for ya, what do you want we to do with it?
add it to the blog!
hold yer horses
wait, witch blog am i adding it to?
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the pettition blog
ack, i need to be an author to do that
who made it?
im forgetting
send it to mercy i believe mercy made it
ill see what i can do
i cant, she needs to post her email address, for me to send it to her, but ill hold on to it and send it to her later
o kay
*sends a flag through dereks computer saying* WE SURRENDER NOW POST A COMMENT!
okay
Now what?
*police sirens sound* WE KNOW YOUR THERE DEREK LANDY NO GO WRITE ON YOU BLOG!!!!!! THAT'S AN ORDER!
ummm, i think its late in Ireland
*derek goes to the doctor because of headache Skulgirl gave him with stickies on forehead* *doctor says* you musst go home rest and write a comment on your blog no go on go do it! doctors orders
it's only 10:43 there
meh, ok
there is the slight chance he could still be on
and im going to take that chance
maybe, i got to go soon
nooo don't leave me to die of bordome!
sry!
have you read my fanfic yet?
no im like immune to actually finding stuff i wanna find
here is a link
http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/
k thanks ill have to check it out
ok
omg my friends say im an amazing writer but it think it's terrible
sorry, got to go eat dinner, maybe ill be on later
have a good dinner talk to you later
Derek did you invent a new type of comment caled the invisible comment? because i don't see any new comments.
gotta go for now until i actually get home to my charger......bye for now!
Dear Golden God,
Please stop invisible commenting! We all <3 Skulduggery Pleasant, and hearing our names mentioned by the person who made it is the only reason we bother to scroll through 3000+ comments.
(and next mention ME!)
:)
oops, typo, that should say (and next time mention ME!)
im back!
no one cares!
new post or blog im not getting it?
OMG!! noo I'm sorry but American people are TERRIBLE at english accents and likewise English are TERRIBLE at american accents ...
personally I think we sound the same
*choughs*
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