1662 comments?
Good golly.
Do you know what it's like to read 1662 comments in one go? My brain is fuzzy. You people are insane.
I'm home for two days, and then the Irish tour kicks off on Monday. I was meant to get home yesterday, but missed my connecting flight and had to spend the night in Frankfurt, when all I wanted to do was go home and cuddle my doggies...
I'll write a more detailed blog later, but this tour has been amazing. Met so many people, and so many of YOU, my Minions, from both this Blog and the Bebo page, turned up to say hi...
You're all thoroughly weird, of course, but in a good way.
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Lol
neeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
part 2
offff
skullllll fan---ficcccc
isssss uppppp
noooooooooooow
:)
its great i went into a laughing fit reading it
YEAH NOW I DONT HAVE TO TALK TO MY NASTY SELF ... I made myself cry how could I do that to me
im going in a min cya all l8ter
geckogirl awwwaaay!
oh and can some more people plllleassse comment on my fan-fic *puppy dog eyes* t'would make me extreamly greatful
thanks Nicolette ;) yay i have comments
ahhh no *bangs head on table* just when I got my hopes up
(talking to self) hey im sorry I did the whole silent treatment thing and told you to shut up I didn't mean it ... hello you there, yes now please leave me alone I wish to be depressed
sup yall!
sup lizzy!
when are you posting the next part of my fan fic!
darn! as soon as i was about to go more people come on!
i can secretly go on for 5 more mins *smiles*
(brain snaps) out of date onion ring crisps!!! :D nom nom nom
SILLY STRING AHHHHHH *squirts all over her face* *licks her mouth* tastes like playdoh!!!
hmmmmm I want an octapus for christmas they make my alpacas seem cool AHAAAAA *runs around screaming untill she knocks herself out by running into a low pipe
dont worry nicolette you dont have to talk to yourself anymore
well...actually i find it quite fun
hello...why hello there fine sir!....im a girl....so are you....you are me....oh yeah....im confuzzled....me too actually...
(wakes up) HERE COMES DADDY! AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*rubs head* hmmm I feel like a jelly fish
JELLY JELLY JELLY JELLY .. POP!
AHHHH PEOPLE
SAVE ME MANNY *holds a beetroot to her face*
*looks round throws the beet root*
AHHH AHH AHHH THE GIRAFFES ARE COMING FOR ME JUST BECAUSE I TOLD THEM MY FAVOURITE NUMBER IN THE ALPHABET WAS BLUE!
NICOLETTE! YOU ARE INSANE! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND STOP EATING SILLY-STRING
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY THE GIRAFFES ARE COMING !!!
wait why not oh girl oh girl oh girl oh girl???
MEteors are hurtiling toward us! were all going to die !! ah ahhhhhhhhh
*head explodes* ahhh I hate it when that happens now I cant feel my jelly fish head alll I have is my robot arm
beep boop beep boop AH CYBERMEN *runs in circles*
lol i think nicolette's gone a LITTLE insane
i know exactly the cure
* throws a giant marshmello at nicolette's head and orders her alpaca to chew it off.*
there. that should do the trick
yes nicolette....anyway Lizzy have you read my fan-fic yet?
clovers clovers clovers mabey if I get so many four leave clovers the meteors wont get
me .... ahh there we go my heads all better
If I was a peice of bacon I would want to be made with cheese from the moon ..
the moons really big I like the moon
do you think jupiter could give me one of its moons for christmas then I would have a moon all to myself :] *eye twitches*
yup! i really like how you nailed my personality!
.... i really think the marshmello didnt work on nicolette. nope. shes stuck like this.
actally i quite like her like this. hmm... *graps popcorn* as you were nicolette
*punches Nicolette* feel better?
yay! thanks lizzy :D glad u liked it
OMG I haven't had bread for two hours *has mini panic attack*
oh god now I must beat my pet cheetah in a race because I stole his beef jerky and hes mad ...
would it be cheating to use a land rover ?
do you think africa could ever get floods *marshmellow hits her and her alpaca eats it*
Bad alphaca I needed that giant marshmellow for my moon chocolate milkshake
now wheres juniper going to put all the hot chocolate
*gets punched from nowhere* AHHHHH THE METEORS ARE COMING WHERE ARE MY CLOVERS!!!!
must get to eiffel tower, I can be safe there I watch the world end whilst my moon makes me hotchocolate
ok, fine, ill leave yall to the insanity party and type up part 5 of my story
*runs to the ledge of a cliff* oh no the fish might eat my toes whilst I swim to france or there could me sharks or parana .... oh well my book puppets will protect me
*jumps* AHHHHH I FORGOT HOVE TO DIVE .... BELLY FLOP!!!
......omg. this is the funniest thing ever *carries on watching nicolette*
aww i g2g now. stay insane nicolette but remember to write up the rest of the fan-fic
ill read urs tomorrow after school lizzy ;)
cant wait for the next part of all the fan-fics :D
I LOVE EGGY BREAD THROW ANOTHER LOAF IN THE PAN NOW BABY!!!
Oh no I think I forgot how to swim ... but I also forgot how to drown ... hmm I haven't forgotten how to walk though *walks across the water sees a giraffe*
*eyes widen* oh no the cyber men have turned the giraffes into robots now there coming from me *runs across the sea*
Nicolette, please write up the rest of your fanfic, to give your hyperactive brain a rest
Finaly france home to Dexters lab and the sugar puff girls
*breaths* ahhhhh
I smell bread *hunts down the bread AHAA you are no match for me ginger bread man nom nom nom now for french bread
oh no the fly touched it IT'S RUINED!!
:O persons talking to me I forgot how to talk normal
Umm hi person did you see the fly ruin my bread?
diamonds are crystals and pins are blue my paper clips red and theres a hole in my shoe,
I like alpacas but don't mind monkeys tooo I like water mellon .. jk I was only screwing with your mind
POTATO HEAD MONSTERS QUICK GET THE CHIP MACHINE!!
im leaving
SUPER GLUE *squirts all over her head and gets into her ears* hmm tastes like marshmellow tubes
*Glue starts to fix her brain back together*
(goes back to normal)
wooo I feel dizzy
WAIT NO LIZZY STAY!!
are you "normal" again?
*sighs* Ahhh now I'm all alone again If I'm not careful My brain might snap again :[
yes I poured super glue on me and It got in my ears and fixed my snapped brain so Im "normal"
.....for now
good! im typing up the end of my fanfic, 5 parts is a good number
do you think you could post your fan fiction with in an hour I have to go at 09:30pm because I have school tommorow and it's 08:38pm
okaii and yes 5 is a very good number :]..
one of my favourite number I like 5 3 and 9 :]
You get to go to bed at 9:30? I'm stuck with just nine. Oh no, we have english tomorrow. We're doing some random crap about tramps, who's interessted in that? Who wants to know about Tramps? NOT ME. But we're going to be writing a story soon so thats alright. Oh and yes. We have PE last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're doing handball, I'm very good at it because I'm tall. Maybe I can get part four done before bed.
OOOH I hope so *crosses fingers really hard*
I have P.E tommorow ... GOOOO HOCKEY! .. wait I'm good at hockey but I dont love it ... Im confuzzled
DAMN, my mum's shouting me. DAMN!!!
Can't get part four done but very close, will do it after school tomorrow.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ACHOO , ACHOO
oh what a great time to have a sneezing fit I might snap my brain if I sneeze to much and Lizzy knows what I'm like when I snap my brain
ACHOO
NO
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
what? did you snap your brain?
yeah thats why I went all crazy but I fixed it with super glue
hurry I only have half an hour :]
almost finished!
okaii :]
Alex, I know this is late, but of course I'm right. I'm ALWAYS right. Except for when I'm wrong, but that only happens when the future gets changed by the past. So I'm never wrong today, I'm always wrong one hundred years from yesterday. And ten years back from tommorow.
BUT, YOU ALL BETTER LISTEN TO THE INKSPOTS!
'Else I send my four armies after you. And yes I have four differnt armies comprised of different things.
Derek, you are four shades of crazy my friend. Four shades of crazy.
Ooooh, look, a loonie. Ha, if I can just find three more dollars, I can buy a three pack of five gum. I love gum.
Hmmm... and I just ran into the intangible wall of fairytales end. In other words: WRITERS BLOCK! I'm on chapter three and I'm stuck!
Damnation!
Blessed be,
Miss Mary
Hope you get over writers blog soon Mary ... Mary do you know your in my fanfiction and that I have 7 parts of the fanfiction posted?
because if you didn't Read them!!! lol
I was also thinking, if there ever is a movie for Skulduggery Pleasant. I wouldn't be able to even think of auditioning for Val. One I'm too old, two, I can't pull off a twelve year old, three I'm too lazy to act, four...
:( This saddens me...
Blessed be,
Miss Mary
If there is a movie I will be to old to audition by the time its out :[
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS SADDENS ME GOLDEN GOD?
Oh yay! Thanks and I'll read the fic. Give me a sec.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary
PART FIVE IS FINISHED! read the dramatic ending to my fanfic!
It's good so far Nicolette. But where am I?
Blessed be,
Miss Mary
P.S. Lizzy I'll try to read yours as well.
Aw. Go back to being crazy Nicolette, it amuses me. I need to go write some fan fic.
Holly, it's sounds like you're writing a will or some such thing. Like you shall die and never come back. But I do agree, I think. Everyone is always concerned about romance. What about friendship? Like Final Fantasy 7. That was one of the only stories that I can think of, that doesn't orbit around some sort of romance.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary
I have a question Derek, out of all the characters in SP, who is your favourite and why?
Also, you should come to Canada, before the winter arrives. 'Tis not all that fun when it does. I know that you are just ecstatic that I invited you, aren't you Derek? You're probably saying... "Oh look! The wonderful, amazing, and beautiful Miss Mary Hiashi just invited me to Canada! I cannot refuse such an offer from someone as great as she." And then you will think about it more and decide that it is the best thing you have ever heard of since duct tape and Morgan Freeman.
Yep, I just got you all excited about Canada.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary
Derek, you may be a totally awesome writer but you have yet to tell us when Dark Days comes out in the U.S.! I'm tired of waiting. It's bumming me out. I don't even know who half the characters the reviewers are talking about because I haven't read the fourth book! I don't want to have to read spoilers to find out what happens in your next book! Please, please, please, please tell me when Dark Days comes out!!!!
Thank you. My rant is over.
:^)
I love you!
Attention recieved? Awesome. ^_^ That statement is true actually. I do love you because without you I wouldn't know anything about Val or Skul man =(
This post didn't inspire any thoughts from me... but I thought I should begin commenting on each post because you "suposedly" read SOME (at least) of them. I'm providing you with a little incentive to read them. The incentive being adoring praise from a -just as small, but possibly older than your average- munchkin minion.
Yours adoringly faithfully.
Heather
An update! Hooray!
Derek, you know Flaring/Olivia, right? Of course you do, you put her in Mortal Coil. Well anyway, she's coming to meet you tomorrow, and guess what she's taking with her? MY COPY OF MORTAL COIL:D
And you're gonna sign it, you awesome man:D
Would you please either get a facebook or a fan email address? I'm not allowed Bebo:(
thanks again:D
AshioneFlare;)
mortail coil kicks ass. best book i ever read
Hello, and please ignore stupid email/name...
I wanted to go to your book signing in Cheshire, but I couldn't. I've got my GCSE maths exam soon, and 'apparently' it's important that I don't miss school... *scowls at evil parents, plotting my revenge... AUTHORS NEVER COME ANYWHERE NEAR NORTH WALES SO THAT WAS LITERALLY A ONCE IN A LIFETIME THING!!!* Anyway, mortal coil is EPIC!!!! Best one so far! I walked out of the book shop reading it, and didn't stop till twenty to two the next morning, without putting it down as my brother would steal it... (I promptly ran to the toilet when I finished it)
Of course we're insane! I did do sanity for a while, but it's overrated, and, quite frankly, It bored me. A lot.
Dani.
I shall bid you all adieu and I won't be back until Thursday. :( I have next to no internet at home so... And I can't go onto my email or such things at school. I can however look at the blog, as long as it isn't blocked. (The school blocks just about everything.) Anyways, I have to create a Murder Mystery game. Any ideas?
I need help!
I have a good enough idea of what I'll do... and I WILL be the puppet master, pulling the strings of my marionettes. *Laughs evilly* Yes, I rather do like that idea.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary
Yeah, Khalida we're friends! :] I was just getting a little annoyed at your saying how you're no minion of Master Derek's, oh so often.
Wow. Nicolette You have won the insane awards of the month! And guess what! It's from JUPITER!! *points to her backyard where there's a miniature moon hovering over the grass*
Hey, where are you, Kallista?
i need help! Kallista asked me to make up a power for her and i cant think of one!
Sorry for not replying. I was working on my story...
Hmm a power for Kallista....she cooouuuld have, like, that girl's from the Fantastic 4 power. You know, like force field...stuff....or, like the girl's power from that cartoon..the...incredibles. I think it was called. Both of those powers are similar and VERY useful. or she cooouuuld...Oo oo! I got an idea! She could make people look different! Like magically change their appearance. That would be EXTREMELY useful!
She couldn't really ATTACK with it, though. With the force field thingie you CAN attack.
Well, She couldn't ATTACK with it, but maybe she could change the ABD guy's appearance to a good guy's so that the OTHER bad guys would attack him. Although, that may be a little confusing.
Hey Derek! Im such a big fan of your books!! My friend Hayley got me into them. She met you when you came to Australia at the start of this year. Im so jealous of her! When are you coming back to Australia?? Oh yeah! Could you please include my character in the next book?? My character is Aquira Hawke. She is a 14 year old girl. She has talents such as: Invisibility, super strength and super speed. She has dark brown hair with green hazel eyes. It is pronounced A-kwyra. Its the awesommest name please use it!!!!!
awesome name!
well...i GUESS so Skyril...but using 'forcefields' is just a little to...sterotyped...i dont know...
i like the idea of changing the look of someone though... that would be useful...
it did say she always wanted to be an elemental as well as an adept.. maybe she could be extremely skilled in earth, and that was her strong point, seeing as how no-one else dares do earth. and she can use that as a kinda forcefield... yeah, maybe ill do that. but she is weak in the other elements..ill have to ask her.
:/ i have to go now. BTW I HAVE POSTED A NEW POST FOR ALL WHO ARE FOLLOWING MY BLOG!
CHECK IT OUT HERE:
http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/
Part for of my blog is up.
Hellboy can you post your caracter profile on it because your in it and I need to know your powers. Sarthacus, TEL ME WHAT TYPE OF CAR YOU WANT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Screaming fit over. To school I go.
Porsche or Bentley are the best cars ever! of course I wouldn't no about the Bentley if i never read SP.
It's true, I am your minion. Even though you and I are probably the same age. Am I embarrassed about this fact? Only enough that I attended your book signing in Worcester under the guise of my 16 year old daughter. Don't get me wrong, she's a huge fan of your Skulduggery books too. As a matter of fact, she loves the series so much, after reading the latest installment of 'Mortal Coil' she said she'd marry the books if she could.
Your speach at the Waterstone's in Worcester was ace. You really know how to work a room full of mostly 9 year old boys and their mums (who really do read your books as well ;)
By the way, what do you mean you want to go home and cuddle your doggies? I thought you said you only had a bazillion kittens...
ARGH! *grumble grumble* where the hell is everyone?
i hate being in this timezone...whenever i get on the computer NONE of u are on. I swear i'll...i'll..
....
...
..
.
...*sigh* im way to tired to threaten people right now..just comment soon, k?
Hellboy
do u live in Australia?
if so, what time do you log on?
Next time your around i might get my books signed to as for the romance thing...no matter who you pair her up with there will always be people that are unhappy with your decision
i still hope you will make a wise one though in other words one that i will be pleased with *so do me a favor and don't ruin this fantastic series* i didn't think ur dumping idea to be bad as i am not really a fan of fletcher
the statement china made at the farm sums it up pretty well for me
greetings to you and all the other minions btw ^_^
*wait does that make me one as well ? I really don't like the idea of being anyones pawn*
we are all Derek's pawns, pyrem. even if we dont know it yet...
Yes, gemma, i do live in australia. im in adelaide, S.A.
i log on pretty much the moment i get home from school. which is around 4ish. maybe 5.
take into account that if u live in another timezone, there will probably be a half an hour difference. just reminding u...
ill probably be on all 2morrow, cos im sick and man i dont feel good.
Oh , you poor ones!
:P
Thats cool, but I will particioate on the Competition for Germany!^^° :P :P
Hope I'll win, but I think not^^°
So, hope you are fine!
WOW, DEREK!
3 Days ago, i got the German Version of Dark Days... I have read it in one night! The book was great(i read the english Version too!). Today, i got YOUR 5th BOOK! Oh my god! I am so surprised that I got it from Amazon so many days earlier! I am eager to read it! Oh, and you are crazy in your head... OVER 570 SITES...? You are... you're a deranged mad man .. but you are and always will be great!
Thank you. For all your books!
Greetings from Germany
We're thoroughly weird?
You've hurt me, Derek. :(
Mr Landy,
I was re-reading your reply to me and noticed something.....
I AINT WAITING A WHOLE YEAR!!!!! AAAGH!
LOL.......
~MaryEllen
aged 11
ImWritingABook42,
Im thoroughly weird! I do not take offense by the Golden God, as I am a faithful minion! :D
~MaryEllen
aged 11
Ungh.
Hi. feeling pretty bad. got a huge cold. feel like i'm goin to spew at any minuite. on bed with laptop. tryin to finish fanfic. please don't pressure me.
Hellboy, you could use the same power that Kallista had in my story.
Sarthacus, go be sick and then you'll feel better, I'm writing part four of my fanfic now.
It's a masive cold. Fanfic will be up soon.
next person to comment can be in my new book called mutation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and Marry ellen was right... IM NOT WAITING A WHOLE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!
hurry up and comment!!! You will be famus!
good Sarthacus, looking forward to it.
Ben cotter, what is it?
300?
does that mean i'm in mutation?
I hope im not a mutant
next person to coment in my book!
Ah that's a good idea, Hellboy. Yeah, I know it wasn't very original, but I was having a hard time thinking up one. Then I started wanting to steal Nova's power, and I had to say SOMETHING before the urge became too great. :]
It's the same thing for me, actually, Hellboy. It seems whenever I log on there's no one here. Sometimes there is someone, but that is upon rare occasion.
Greetings, Pyrem! Oh, and yes, we are ALL his pawns. :] Whether you think so or not.
ImWritingABook42, I think most of us ARE rather weird, and why on earth would you like to be normal anyway? Being weird is so much more fun. :3
Aww, Sarthacus sorry you're feeling bad! :[ I hope you get better soon!
Seems i was to slow...
well, maybe next time.^^
Hellboy, how will this story of you work? Are we going to write some parts of it too or not?
dragona pine if you dont want to be your not... your'e not a mutant dont worry!
huh so Dragona is going to be in your book...interesting. Tell me more!
I'm here Skyril, have you read my fanfic yet?
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/09/fanfiction-series-two-different.html
There are two other parts. And maybe one more coming up.
Yes could I be in?
Hullo, Dragona! No I haven't, I'll read it now. Be right back.
you can be the detective's assistant in the book (the detective is called Colin Nigh
ok dragona what you wanna be called???
Dragona Pine?
skyril i will tell you about the first chapter... A poilce man called Horst Jenkins was being forced to go into a warehouse then he dies... That is the VERY short version! dragona what is that thing you told skyril to read?
ok you're called drogona pine... cool name! You will be famus! Wrong spelling i think?
Dragona Pine. Lol, that is my taken name.
Yey, I'm going to be fameous! I can imadgine it now...
*Goes off into a day dream*
Oh, it's my Skulduggery Pleasant Fanfic.
I've read the first part so far. :D Brilliant!
Huh interesting, Bencotter. How does he die?
Fanfiction is up.
Ok, Bolt I'll check it out as soon as I finish Dragona's!
Thanks for posting it, by the way! I know how bad it is when you're really sick. :[
YAY YAY YAY i have a hair band with cat ears on it MEOW!! lol
SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u r evil
there r several characters u can not permanently kill
kenspeckle valkyrie gordan skulduggery tannith and china
and now u have just killed 2 of them
whats vvalkyrie gonna do when she next almost dies
also how com,e she doesnt have awesome necromancy powers now she knows her true name
shes gonna need them against vile
anyway ghastly needs 2 find a way 2 save tanith
OR ELSE
and giving kenspeckle an echo stone wud b nice 2
and r carol n crystal gonna get magical now
Im am so bored at the moment...Lets try and get as many comments as possible before Mr Landy posts another blog post.....yeah!
MEOW
damn i am bored
You seem ot be bored a lot. Come 2 ma nblog in a while; H.W!
Okay, part one of my story is up!
www.lenkasweet.blogspot.com
lol xD
hmm ok
HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH JUPITER AND BRUSSEL SPROUT :D , don't worry I didn't snap my brain again but came close
I would of been on sooner but we switched internet and then my mum threw a strop so I had to cook the dinner and bath the little ones.
but who wants part 8 of my blog :]
MEOW
WOOOOOOOOO! I'm not the first comment!!! I love being like the 800th it makes me feel special.
Me and my friend Scarlet just looooove Skulduggery Pleasant and tried to skip school so we could come to one of your book signings but we got caught.
Shame.
We're never around when you are and visa versa. I'd love to just get my book signed so bad! Does that make me a bad minion because I can't get to your book signings?????? PLEASE DON'T DIS-OWN ME!
My mum and dad get sick of me cuz I like read the book all the time and keep laughing in the middle of the night and waking everyone up - then I get grounded... but it's worth it.
OH and Dragona Pine, I serioulsy don't like the fact that you think you could be better than Skulduggery. I'm refusing to talk to you until you take it back!!!!!!!!!!!!
******* SPOILER WARNINGS ********
Me and Scarlet sooo think tHAt Sanguine is a pretty good good guy. Anyone else agree?????
Anyway. Derek you rock the house down, we all think your AWESOME!!!!! Any other author is just nothing compared to you!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Alexia
-sit in corner quietly-
hey crow do you know your on my fan fiction? there are 7 parts up and part 8's coming soon :]
yes i did know
Hey Evangeline..... don't be depressed. If I am mistaken plz tell me. I like your profile pickie.
thanks and im not depressed just bored
Awesome! I just sent an e-mail from........................MY TV. WE HAVE A COMPUTER ON OUR TV THAT IS SO AWESOME.
I will probably be at your signing on Thursday. Maybe. Possibly. Most probably.
Oh, wait, Sathacus? Are there any spoilers in your fan fic? Because I have yet to read Mortal Coil. It IS in the mail, though. Which I am VERY happy. :]
Man, I would SO skip school in a heartbeat if I knew you were coming to the USA. I probably wouldn't really HAVE to though since I homeschool with dvds and my parents are nice and would let me off to go see my Master and idol. :-]
*sigh*
I was having alot more fun yesterday when my brain snapped. hmmm mabey if I didnt fall asleep in french it would of snapped (tries to snap brain again)
oh urm part 8 of my blogs up Lizzy (Bridget)
gets introduced
p.s. Loved sarthacus and Lenkas blog ... I don't think Ill be to happy when I found out I carbed my eyes but it sure is good to be evil for a change >:] mwahahahaha
ha i read it
hmm crow I'll talk to you you might not be so bored then :]
(stuggles to snap brain) hmm mabey If I start my homework it will snap :]
-slaps on the backs of your head- did that help lol
*rattles brain ) nope :[ this super glue is really holding it together hmmm any one have super glue remover ?
WTF did you do lol -pokes head-
I do. I have super glue remover! Me! Pick me! *jumps up and down waving hand* Here you go. *hands her super glue remover.
Part four of my fanfic is up. Skyril and a few others are included in this one.
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/09/fanfiction-part-four.html
Hope you like it.
-stares blankly at Darkane- what in the world
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fuzzy brain...lol...
I'm gonna go send you a really long message on Bebo about how awesome you were today, and how I nearly fell off my seat when you yelled :D
Oh! Did you like the buns? I REALLY hope you liked them. I'm biting my nails down to my knuckles in anticipation..
Laav ye!
Lots of love from a very extremely happy and cuffed Flaring xx
xx
Grabs super glue remover and squirts in ears* .... there give that a few minutes :]
-sits watching Nicolette waiting for something to happen-
*Takes a hammer and whacks Nicolette's head in with it*
That help?
lol -sits in corner quietly reading Sp book-
*Takes a huge sledge hammer and whacks Nicolette's head in with it*
That help even more?
*Orders a crane to drop a tonne on Nicolette's head, it drops, squishes her*
THAT HELP?
MUHAHHHHAAAA!
I've met derek landy and talked to him at liverpool. I came to his book sighning with my freind Matthew. I gave derek a copy of the first to pages of my other book... not my new one. And derek PLEASE replyto this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thx dragona you are now in my book. Well done.
rofl
for the hell of it and because I feel stupid if I don't, im going to right a short fan fiction but I need characters and a story line, so if anyone has any ideas please post them on my blog
OW OW OW Ohhhhhhh Shiny Mine
hehehehhe I have a beaker ok sunshine in a sledge!!! and a giant minto on my head!!
tropicana in my belly and poka dots on my skins
Oh wait the metears are still coming AHHHHH Runs in to wall I see stars and pickles
AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH OMG THE GIFFARES ARE STILL COMING FOR ME AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH
claps
YEY I'm famous!!!
Does a little dance.
DUUUDDDUDUDU WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Random Ninja goldfish, attack Evangaline.
*jinxes them and make them indestructable and self healing*
MUHAAHHHHAAAAAA
I want to be in a story but fist I must find my peacokc braclet it protects me for the evil moon out in my back garden
NINJA CROWS ATTACK DESTROY DRAGONA THE EVIL ONE MUHAHAHAHAHA -pulls out scythe and starts defending herself against evil goldfish-
Right I have an idea.
Make me even more famous!!!
Come on add me in pleeeaaassseee?
If you promise then I'll make my ninja goldfish go attack Nicolette instead.
MUHAHHHAAAAA.
MARSHMELLOS MARSHMELLOW MY ALPACAS STOLE MY MARSHMELLOW BUT IT DOESN'T BECAUSE HE'S NOW DEAD AND I STILL HAVE POPCORN INSTEAD
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
I wonder where my pet rabbit went to I swear it was in the back garden of my old house years ago *scrathes head* oooh I feel like a jelly fish
jelly jelly jelly :] I like vasaline *opens vasaline pot and eats the vasaline*
*shoots the crows*
Ninja Goldfish, half of you go kill the CROWS!!!
*They do that*
*The crows die*
your ninja goldfish are to attack no one and i was going to put you in whether or not you wanted to
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH
RETREAT NINJA CROWS
i've decidid to do something! Im ver proud of myself. Oh i've just realisid what suicide atually is. And I now have dicidid not do it! I am not going to do anything... I am very proud of myself. Smirk's
MUHAHHHAAAA!!!
*makes a tonne fall on Evangaline*
*it falls*
*she dies*
MYHAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Grabs Nicolette by the shoulders and shakes her* calm down nothing will hurt you,
*gets her silly string and skwerts n Dragona Crows and her hair pops convette and sticks it to the silly string* MWAHHAHAHA
CRAZY HAT PARTY THE WORLDS END IS NIGH!! :D *spins round in circle murmerring about fethers*
*Ninja Goldfish protect Evangaline*
*They hold up the tonne*
Sorry about that.
*They toss it onto Nicolette*
MUHAHHHAAA
I need profiles, you need to post one Dragona if you want to be in the fanfic I am being very nice considering you are intent on KILLING ME
*Gets a can of silly string*
SILLY STRING FIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!
*Squirts it in Nicolettes mouth, then stick her head back together with it*
MUHAHHAAA!!!
hello all :)
-falls to floor laughing-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gets squished* WAAAAAAA WAAAAA You ruined my silly string hat *sobs*
CROW YOU LIED ... you said nothing would get me .... getts her penguin minions to commence digging a hole
whilst they help me Ill sing about eggy bread
EGGY BREAD EGGY BREAD WHERE OH WHERE HAVE YOU GONE!!!! I KNOW I KNOW SOME WHERE IN NEXT DOORS LAWN BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER AS WITH A BIT OF CHATTER I'LL MAKE SOME MORE WITH OUT THE GORE AND CHUCK THEM AT NEXT DOOR DOG :D (to tune of daisy daisy)
-gives everyone silly string cans- SILLY STRING FIGHT SQUIRTS EVERYBODY WITH SILLY STRING
Name: Dragona Pine.
Age: 83, but looks around twenty.
Discription: Brown spikey hair, brown eyes.
Clothes: Normally Jean and T-shirt made by Ghastly Bespoke.
Gender: Male
Veichle: Porsche 911 GT3 RS with flying capabilities.
Magic: Extremely powerful elemental, can put shame to Skulduggery.
Favourite Weapons: Twin Katanas (have I spelled that right?) But also is a master at using guns.
Character: Friendly, likes to talk, can kill virtually every opponent that he meets.
History: Has been known to fight alongside Tanith Low, he is friends with most mages in the magical community and those outside. Has not been known to take part in any major battles in Ireland.
Job: Trouble maker.
Likes: Anything that includes fighting, friends, going somewhere different, fighting something huge or powerful and talking.
Dislikes (but does not fear): Zombies, Necromancers, Assassins, Remnants, Faceless Ones, anything dead (especially vampires).
There.
im going to write now see ya in a bit
*Sends Ninja Goldfish to kill the Penguins, then shove Nicolette in the hole*
*They do that*
*penguins free her*
*Climbs out Squirts her silly string everywhere untill there insn't an inch of Dragona or Crow not covered in it* *squirts some more in her mouth and stuffs some onion rings in there to* nom nom nom :]
tastes like the moldy sushi :]
Name:Nicolette Croga
Age:28 looks in early teens
Gender: Female
Description: medium brown hair with copper red and blonde highlights hazel eyes soft pretty face thin figure slight muscles
Magic: Strong elemental good with guns and sword but amazing with her daggers she can hit things from far distances and never misses
Personality: Nice freindly funny and caring only agressive when annoyed or attacked
:]
*Throws random cookies at Nicolette*
*The goldfish kill the penguins, ALL OF THEM! and then buries Nicolette alive*
MUYHAHHHAAAA!!!
Oh dear, it seems I have gone a tiny bit evil!!!
MUHAHHHAAAAA this is what powerade does to you!!!
ok...i think everyone has turning insane while ive been away...
nom nom nom hmmm wheres my vasiline I didn't finish eating that ... oh yeah my hyina stole it
*hears it laugh in the distance* IM COMING FOR YOU VASILINE DON'T WORRY I'M SURE MY HYENA WOULD PREFER BEEF JERKY :]
*Calls to Nicolette down the hole*
NICOLETTE, YOU DO REALISE THAT PART FOUR OF MY FANFICTION IS UP?
*Pours super glue down the hole and sticks Nicolettes head back together*
*she is normal now*
MUHAHHAA!!!
*cries silently in her hole* now I'll never get my vasiline *starts sobbing*
MUHAHHAAA!!!
*MAKES GECKOGIRL EAT SILLY STRING*
MUHAHHHAAA!!!!
I'M NOT INSANE, JUST EVIL
*sniffles* yeah I read it *shuffles away from super glue and puts corks in her ears and starts bashing her head in against the ground until her brain become unreparible*
*starts crying again*
NO!!!! NOT THE SILLY STRING!!!!!!!
NOM NOM NOM! ITS SO ADDICTIVE BUT ITS SOOOO GOOOD!
*eyes go wide* oh no!
cheese is so yellow! why do spiders make webs? i loveeeee pringllllessss!
why did the monkeys steal my i-pod. i thought they were allergic to coldplay
*rocks slowly back and forth*
*cries* no no no *sniffles* No cheese is pink spiders make cornflakes pringles are amazing
*continues crying until Dragina has a change of heart and frees her* *starts sobbing*
PART 5 OF MY FAN FIC IS UP!
READ IT OR DIE!
Yay no Irish tomorrow.
So what do you think of my fanfic?
On a happier note, EVERY ONE IS CRAZY. *squirts silly string in the air*
The rain is multicolored. No. It's not rain, It's flying eggs, AHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!
*Runs in circles*
Unicorns yay. Butterflies. Roses. Lamas. DANCING LAMAS.
*does the magnet dance.
*has change of hear*
*free's Nicolette*
*Has an idea*
Ninja Goldfish ATTACK!!!
love your fan-fic dragona ;) yours 2 darkane
*continues crying* Im not talking to you your evil leaving me trapped in a hole and LAUGHING LAUGHING AT ME AND MY VASALINE STEALING HYINA
~*continues crying until dragon desides to stop being a heartless monster and frees her*
yep the silly string has worn off. thank god. i do go a tad insane when theres silly string about. now i can continue with my fan-fic
wait...NO! WRITERS BLOCK!
wooooot! new pageeeeee
yeah thank Dragona *wipes tears from then gets jumped on by ninga golfish* AHHHHH AHHHHHH
WAAAA I HATE YOU :[ *fish bite her toes* OH NO *sqwirts string at them but has no effect*
waaa weres someone nice when you need them
being insane is no reason to be tortured
About me.
Why are clouds so purple.
My favourite sport is jumping off buildings.
I looovveeee fire, I like diving into it, but the fire engine alway stops me :(
*Does the magnet dance with Darkane*
Magnets are my second favourite food, first is of course, televisions, I like to eat them like marshmallows.
mmm... mount everest tastes so good.
*Sledges down the grand canyon*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My favourite car is cheese spread.
My favourite type of spread is Porsche.
My favourite character in a book is Flapjack.
The End...
My fanfic part one is up
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