Is it not wonderful??
Oh, and because of YOU lot, who have responded so positively to Mortal Coil as a title, I have convinced my publishers to keep it! So thank you!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 357 of 357HAHA!!! I HAVE JUST WRITTEN THE 200TH COMMENT!!! IN YOUR FACE, OTHER PEOPLES!!!
Jimmy is ainm dom you're the 200th commenter!
And IIII am the 200 and 1st!
hURRAH!!
*Does a little dance about the room*
Over two hundred comments COBPUDLGAP!!
Lynn we must celebrate!How should we do this?
Skyril
"people who follow rules do not come to me," replied China."Which explains why I speak to the both of you with some regularity."
-China Sorrows
OMG this is such a cool cover! Man! I wish I got his tie. Or his hat. But more importantly, Derek, you need to tell us when the character contest winner will be posted. I need to know!
Darquesse out.
"You mean your not sure if you exist or not?"
"I'm fairly certain. I mean, I could be wrong. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my imagination."
"You might be a figment of your own imagination?"
"Stranger things have happened. And do, with alarming
regularity. "
-Skulduggery & Valkyrie
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Skulduggery Pleasant, Scepter of the Ancients
AWESOME COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!etc.
think about Tanith's brother. I think he would be an AWESOME character. Again, just food for thought
Since my character din't win (AAAAAAAAWWWW...) I think the winning character should be a little talking baby-man who has the ability to set his head on fire. That would be AWESOME.
yes, aimee, we are.
well i am, at least.
At least i was....
NOO!! i will not return the badges! they are mine!!!!!!
No, wait, im still dead. Oh well.
yes aimee, we are.
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Well, at least i am.
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Or i WAS, at least....
No way Lynn and Skyril! they will go to my grave in the sea!! U'd have to match skulduggery's abilities to be able to part the sea and then find my grave and then dig up my body, rifle my pockets (look through them) and then find the map i have stowed there and then follow the map to the sanctuary, just in time to see wax-figure phil lynnot(singing guy, u know) DANCING around the place. as u stare in shock, cleavers start up the can-can, and then springheeled jack jumps through a hoop and into a volacano. (commandered by volcaneo-gods)
the real badges are hidden in jack's suit. but too late, hes gone.
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btw, i always wanted to be second in command. so can i at least be Sargeant? I have often used the alias "Sgt. Joe"
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i think i found a printing mistake in my skulduggery pleasant playing with fire(book 2). not sure if it's in all copies and i'm a little curious. OK, page 52 line 14 it says "i JUAT want to... if it's not too much trouble can people check their copy of the book.
wow, ur right, sweetnaeema32. it DOES say juat.
hmmm, intruguing.....
PLZ
HI!... Jimmy.
I willo get that book back. Just you wait.
i just had the best idea ever.
ok imagine this. you know "a very potter musical2(check it out on youtube) well what about "a very (skullduggery) pleasant musical"
" A character in Skullduggery pleasent once said something" -that character
wait a second. the printing mistake. maybe it was left there on purpose. maybe its a speicial code. ill go search "just on google" go the the 52nd result and click on it 14 times.
volcaneo god in command out
" A character in Skullduggery pleasent once said something" -that character
the result was the tv game just dance. when i searched skullduggery, just dance in on google it said there was 2,910 results . the first word on page 29, line 10 of skullduggery pleasent playing with fire is in fact cu gaelach. i have searched this in on wikipedia. nothing good appeared but when i put in hound of the black moon english version nothing came up again.
this can only mean one thing.
derek landy needs to get brand new proof readers
" A character in Skullduggery pleasent once said something" -that character
there are quite alot of printing mistakes in book 2 i can't remember the page but it says "and and" twice. also on my book page 144 there's this kind of weird clear plastic sticker thing not sure if it's only on mine...
@sweetnaeema32 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!??!?!??! you have been chosen by the cast of skulduggery pleasan tto aid them in a mission where they will take over the evil jelly clan that has been feeding us mind control jelly for years and after that you shall get the mind control jelly and will be able to control crux, thus causing a time space vortex and be able to go to the face book ap demension. you will have to go to farmville and harvest the squids, which will give you blue ink.you will then collect a all natural heart from i heart, ninja treat from petville, coconuts from some island game, and a funny status from status shuffel. you will then go to cafe world and combine the ingerdents to make a awsome cassaroll (with added awsome) and you will take it to faillbook and offer it to the volcano gods. they willl then reward you with the power to teleport and a tracking device to put on skulduggery, the dream of every rabid fangirl
Omg! i have my first comment! i had to make a whloe google account just to get onto this and post comments right here and speak to lots of other mega cool skulduggery pleasent fans!!!!!!!!
right.....i suppose now ive got a comment im gonna have to talk about stuff.....interesting stuff....my sister is watching me...doing her nails all the while..just staring....oh god now shes dancing!!! the painnnnn its blinding meeeeee! nooooooooo! *scream of pain* pain over. anyway guys im so glad to have a comment and just so you know derek, now i have the power to comment i shall abuse my power and comment all the time! mwahahahaha *cough* ...erm...bye
omg i just spelt skulduggery pleasant wrong!!!!noooo! the pain of failing to spell a name so great right! its probs the fumes of my sister's perfume messing my head up!!!! noo!!!
nope haven't seen any of these movies with john heder in them.
GO GO THE CELLIST YOU AGREE WITH ME!!!
Lynath I will track you down and kill you with a dry sponge!
Sorry Landy (haha funny second name!) I have another question
Why aren't you posting more blogs?!!
Me and the army are going to start our "post comments to annoy Landy" thing again if you don't post soon. I post everyday. Would you like me to post twice or three times every day?
This is a record.... 220 COMMENTS!!!
Well 221 now.
Oh congratulations to the guy who won the character competition (*sniffle* I wasn't even a runner up)
AND WELL DONE TO THE PERSON WHO DID DEREK LANDY (haha funny second name) AS THEIR CHARACTER!!
Also why do ye commentators keep on putting those bits from books at the end of each message?
ALSO who thinks that "Landy" is a funny second-name?
from
NOT OLDIE
how come all of my comments are SSOOO long?!
Geckogirl I am REALLY confused (as usual) oh wait sorry I got mixed up. If you have not gone mad and died before you read this welcome to the blog. You are a year late (or more).
MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! DEREK I HAVE POSTED FOR COMMENTS TODAY!
oops I mean four (now five)
226 comments! woop!woop! come on every1! woop! woop! *silence* oh....just me then...*sigh* im so alone. *cry*
so overloaded with homeworkkkkkkkk! stupid homework stressing me out! grrr! im going mad! mad i say! tehehehehe! fly my pretties! *throws cat and cat lands on floor unharmed and slowly walks away* NO! DONT LEAVE ME!!!NOOOOOOOOO!
sister......singing......hannah......montana......cannot....move....frozen....in.....pain....help....me....before....its......too....late
oh no! not the hoedown throwdown! anything but that! NOOOO!!!!!
calling all skulduggery pleasant fans! i have an age old question to ask you! here it is!
WHICH IS BETTER, LLAMAS OR ALPACAS?
Aimee, in short, yes. Yes we are.
Or at least 12-7 lol as I am not sure I could stay awake that long...
Heh heh hehhh
And I am the one who first sugested Johnny Depp!! How amazing am I??
"You just can't go around putting your hand through people's faces. It's rude for one thing.Deeply unsettling for another."
-SP The Faceless Ones
I have a challenge for you young blog reviewers! I chalange you to try and reach 300 reviews for this blog entry before the next one is put up. I know I haven't been reviewing for very long, (sense yesterday, to be exact) but I know the prize for winning this challenge will be more than enough reason to review. That prize being annoying the heck out of Derek Landry, and a cyber hug from yours truly, ME! Hurry up and review, you never know when Derek will post next!
Darquesse out.
"You ask me what is my nature? It is a dark and twisted thing."
-Skulduggery Pleasant
Wait! Hold the phone! I just read the comments before my last one and realized something. Someone won the character contest?! When did that happen? Why was I not told? Why I. ....
(Continues to rant angerly for several hours)
......with a jackhammer! OK, ranting over. I am calm. Actually, now that I think about it, I probably got an email about it. Well. I feel sheepish. Forget everything I just said, or I'll find you.
Darquesse out.
"People who follow rules do not come to me. Which explains why I speak to both of you with such regularity."
-China Sorrows in S.P. & the faceless ones
BRILLIANT IDEA DARQUESSE! i love it! lets all jin in and post at LEAST five post a day!
Oh, and Geckogirl, everyone knows alpacas are way better. That's where the real money is.
Darquesse out.
"You just can't go around putting your hand through other peop.... Oh! Just forget it! I'm too tired to write a quote right now. Maby later.
Well, Moonshine, I agree compley. This is my fourth post today, so I'm almost there! Everyone, post at least five times a day and we'll get there in no time. Unless Derek is reading this right now and decides to update just to stop us from succeeding. So review peoples! Or we loose! I don't like to loose.
Darquesse out.
if we dont acomplish this, then weshould contine it to the nextblog and post AS MANY AS POSSIBLE
random stuff, random stuff, just to take up space
hey i have a way to make a lot of comments! ok, please continue this story: dan loved ducks so much that one day he awoke to find out he turned into a duck. "oh no, i have turned into a duck" now he has to find a way to read this b-SPACE CATS
Moonshin's story continued......
Dan decided to go to the magical two headed which to see if she could turn him back into his human form. When he got to her gingerbread cottage made of candy, she said.....
Continue the story to take up space and reach 300 reviews! Great idea, once again, Moonshine!
Darquesse out.
Haha
Continue Moonshine's story...
"Ah a little snack! :D I'll just go grab my cleaver and-"
"Wait no it's me!It's...."
Continue the story!
Or else
Dun-dun-dun!!!
Skyril
Ok I do believe I'll continue the story some more xD I hate waiting!
"It's Dan!I've somehow turned myself into a duck!!I've come to you for help...(Witch starts grinning a little evilly)...but..um I think I'm gonna um... go to uh...that person near the... (witch starts reaching out for Dan thinking "Finally I get to kill this boy without anyone knowing!He was So annoying!")Uhh near the mountain!"(witch stops and looks surprised)
"You mean...
Continue the story!
Skyril
Moonshine's story continued.
"You mean the all powerful Yoda?" The witch looks stunned. "But Yoda is an alien! He'll probably eat your brains! And I hear he can use...." the which lowered her voice and looked around fugitively."The Force!"
Dan looked at her and said "be that as it may, I think I might get a lot more eaten if I stay."
The which(figuring Yoda would make Dan's death more painful than she could)said"Alright, but before you go," the witch smiled meanly and pulled something out of her pocket. "I want you to take this.....
OK, I know I already wrote part of this story, but this was too good to pass up. Bet you weren't expecting a visit from star wars! And that was the whole point of writing the stories anyway, to make as many as possable. So there!
:D
Moonshine's story continued.
what she had in her hand was an old, ugly little figurine of a ninja leprechaun.
"The ninja leprechaun figurine!??" Dan gasped."But why would you give me one of your most treasured possessions?"
The witch smiled like she was trying to look sweet and said, "Oh my dear!You will have much more need of it than I will, for not only does it remind me of my dear departed husband but it..."
Haha darquesses I did *not* expect that!
Continue the story!!
Skyril
story!
the witch, remembering that it was too dangerous to go alone, even though he had the leprecaun inja figurine,pulled something from her bag. "it is too dangerous to go alone. take this" on the ceiling a 8-bit box apear that said "ou receive kitten!" a 8-bit kitten jumped from the witches hand and onto dan's back. in its paw it held a tiny sword, ten the witch sent dan on his way.
hey, does anyone know where the first part of the story came from (hint: an awsome youtube series)
dan first encountered a troll.
"hello, troll," he said, secretley taking out a pillow.
the troll stared and then decided to eat dan.
"oh no!" said dan, and used his pillow to-
CONTINUE MAH STORY!
still continue the story, but ive stil got to start writing more
blog comments
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Landy.
In case you've forgotten the story, this is how it has gone so far:
dan loved ducks so much that one day he awoke to find out he turned into a duck. "oh no, i have turned into a duck".
Dan decided to go to the magical two headed which to see if she could turn him back into his human form. When he got to her gingerbread cottage made of candy, she said "Ah a little snack! :D I'll just go grab my cleaver and-"
"Wait no it's me!It's Dan!I've somehow turned myself into a duck!!I've come to you for help...(Witch starts grinning a little evilly)...but..um I think I'm gonna um... go to uh...that person near the... (witch starts reaching out for Dan thinking "Finally I get to kill this boy without anyone knowing!He was So annoying!")Uhh near the mountain!"(witch stops and looks surprised)
"You mean the all powerful Yoda?" The witch looks stunned. "But Yoda is an alien! He'll probably eat your brains! And I hear he can use...." the which lowered her voice and looked around fugitively."The Force!"
Dan looked at her and said "be that as it may, I think I might get a lot more eaten if I stay."
The which(figuring Yoda would make Dan's death more painful than she could)said"Alright, but before you go," the witch smiled meanly and pulled something out of her pocket. "I want you to take this....
what she had in her hand was an old, ugly little figurine of a ninja leprechaun.
"The ninja leprechaun figurine!??" Dan gasped."But why would you give me one of your most treasured possessions?"
The witch smiled like she was trying to look sweet and said, "Oh my dear!You will have much more need of it than I will, for not only does it remind me of my dear departed husband but it..."
(this is where insanity broke the chain and we have to assume that the witch just trailed off)
the witch, remembering that it was too dangerous to go alone, even though he had the leprecaun inja figurine,pulled something from her bag. "it is too dangerous to go alone. take this" on the ceiling a 8-bit box apear that said "ou receive kitten!" a 8-bit kitten jumped from the witches hand and onto dan's back. in its paw it held a tiny sword, ten the witch sent dan on his way.
Dan first encountered a troll.
"hello, troll," he said, secretley taking out a pillow.
the troll stared and then decided to eat dan.
"oh no!" said dan, and used his pillow to-
and thats where we are up to.
Wow. Eleven comments in one day. i do think ive outdone myself. cheerio.
Wow Derek, over 250 comments!! I think we have a record! Now you MUST write another blog entry, preferably onw that includes a little teaser quote from the next book. You could post one little teaser quote a month until Mortal Coil's release. Personally I think it's a really good idea. It's up to you and your people to say whether it's okay or not to do so for obvious reasons.
Til next time!
Derekkkk, please may you post another blog comment as it is very annoying posting a commment with soo many others. I missed the whole second page- I just read the first one!!
Joe I am sorry I missed your comments. You may be sergent but only if you return Sky's badges :P
COBPUDLGAP!! Woop. Oh and odile the oldie we put the 'bits' from the books because we thought it was a good idea lol.
By the way, what is this story thing?? I think I missed all of that... Confuzzled :P But still, love the idea and all. Very COBPUDLGAP ish :)
Lynn
"You just can't go around putting your hand through people's faces. It's rude for one thing.Deeply unsettling for another."
-SP The Faceless Ones
Congratulations to Charlie Smith for winning the character comp :)
Cant wait to see the character in the books =]
Geckogirl I agree with Darquesse; Alpacas are WAY better than llamas. (No offence if you are a llama)
Wawa? Dada? Mind. KABOOM?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love the front cover tom YOUR aswome, wishj i can do drawingd that good, lol XD
even thou its awsome ido thin it look like skul-man is getting attacked but saduced by his look on his skull lol made me laugh! rofl
cant wait for the next book, lots ofcool stuff ocming out in september but skull willtake the lead !!!!!!!
ok the cellist and darkquesse have spoken! it is offical! alpacas are better than llamas! now my friend wilf the alpaca with the gozzy eye will be so happy! sorry lary....ever1's just not into llamas that much anymore. *larry the llama runs out the door crying all the way*.....he'll get over it.
anyway i forgot to say on my last few comments that that front cover is A-MAZ-ING! but i will always like the original SP cover better! now for the ultimate question of the day.....which is better: cocs-cola or pepsi??????? u have to admit this is an ultimate question! im expecting you (yes, YOU DEREK LANDY)to answer this aswell! or else i shall stare into your soul!!!! YOURRR SOULLLL I SAY!!!!
btw 261 comments! well 262 now
THAT IS such an awsome cover! Wow are we lucky to have an illistrator like tom!
and btw Odile thankyou for welcoming me to the blog. I may be a little late but you are forgeting the most important thing of all: marmalade is better than marmite. There! I said what every1 knows but is afraid to admit and nothing bad happened! this just proves that....hey hold on a sec....whats that big black swirling thing in the sky? oh god its getting closer!!!! NOO!!!! ITS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!ANY1 BUT HIM!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:D Yeah lynn, Darquesse suggested we should try to get to 300 hundred comments before Mr.landy makes a new blog entry.So Moonshine then said that she has an idea and continue the story ^.^.Joe's last comment tell how 'tis gone so far.Though I'm going to add some more in this comment.
Geckogirl that's an easy one 'tis most *definitely* coca-cola!!Pepsi is positively pathetic compared.
Moonshine's story continued!
using the pillow to hide behind.The troll laughed a cruel laugh and said in a voice that sounded quite hoarse, "You silly little duckie!I know your there even if you don't!...Wait...I guess you must right?"
Silence...
"Hey!"The troll said.the pillow didn't budge or quack at all and this confused the troll.Suddenly there was a crazed yeow and a tiny little kitten wielding what looked like a needle jumped from below the pillow!The tiny creature stared up at the towering troll and said, "
Continue it the story!
Skyril
"people who follow rules do not come to me," replied China."Which explains why I speak to the both of you with some regularity."
-China Sorrows
continues moonshines story:
I like cheese and all things moist"
The troll looked down at the kitten quite puzzled.
"What??? That is just completely random and stupid! That isnt a amazing war cry or anything like I expected you to say!"
The kitten raised one eyebrow at the Troll "Expect the unexpected!" it said and then lunged at the troll.
continue the story!
STORY TIME! GATHER ROUND!!!
the kitten, yelled "NEVER MESS WITH ARDVARKS OR PUSS IN BOOTS!!!" The troll thought over it for a second and yelled "STOP" the kitten stopped in mid air and crossed her legs in a casual way. "what"
"did you steal te name puss in boots from shrek?"
"yes, yes i did"
"but puss in boots was a boy"
"so what?"
"oh well, lets get this over with"
a string popped out of the kitten's sword, and the dances battel started. three judges popped out from behind the pillow, and they said puss in boots won. the troll grabbed his chest as he fell and disappeared. it was than the space cats came down from the sky.
The story continued...
'Hello' the space cats said politely. 'Do you have any cheese sandwiches???' The judges looked shocked cos they had never, ever seen a space cat before (although they are quite normal) but the kitten said 'no' and they went back to their spaceship. Then the kitten
the story continues:
Pulled a banjo out out of his boots and started playing twinkle twinkle little star. This made the judges gaze at the kitten in awe and started dancing merrily into the wood.
Suddenly just as the kitten was comming to the end of its song a alpaca jumped out of a bush and screamed "
continue the story
Yaaaaa! We're almost there. We got reviews in faster than I expected. Its only been a day since I issued the challenge and we're already almost at 300. I'm thinking about upping it to 350, or maby even 400. BTW Lynith, the story thing was an idea thought up by Insanity to help take up space and reach my challenge of 300 reviews before Derek next posts. And Geckogirl, I am incredibly weird because I like nether coke nor Pepsi, only sprite and orange soda.
Well writing this I just thought of something. What if the necromancers try to put the remnant in Valkyrie, but accidentally put it the reflection and it stays in it for 4 days and gets stuck and becomes Darquesse! And then there's some extra twist, like you can't kill the reflection without killing Valkyrie, or something like that. Maby the reflection steals Valkyrie's magic, that would make an interesting story. Give me your opinion on my theory. I want to know how likely my ideas are.
Darquesse out.
"You asked me what is my nature? It is a dark and twisted thing."
-Skulduggery Pleasant
Insanity's story.
"Dan the duck is escaping! Lets go beat him up with cucumbers!"
story
puss in boots stared at them "but he is my friend! that would shurly kill him, and i cannot kill my only friand!" he ran after dan and found a safe place to hide while the alpaca and judges and tried to find them with cucumbers
OMG -jumps up and down like a little psycho bunny she is-
Soooooooooooooooooo cool the cover art is amazing!!! I am totally addicted to Skulduggery Pleasant. Mr Landy you are an amazing writer your books have me in fits of laughter thank you
Insanity's story.
When the judges and alpaca was gone, Puss and Dan came out of hiding. But then the great and powerful Yoda came out of the sky in his spaceship and said"Dan, I have come to...."
Continue story.
Darquesse out.
story
show you the meaning of being a duck." he brought the space cats down from the sky and opened their mouths, and hollograms came out. the showed a picture of....
wow, are we taking up lots of space or what?
WAFFEL BUTTER JELLY TIME! WAFFLE BUTTER JELLY TIME! say it, say it, now there he mow, there he mow,
HEY THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT 22 COMMENTS LEFT BEFORE THREE HUNDRED
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cooking things, cooking things, cooking things for waffels to eat 16
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10 10 10 10 TEN TEN TEN 10 TEN 5 TIMES 2=TEN
13!! woot woot!
story:
skulduggery himself! skulduggery took one look at dan the duck and said "hmmm....i expected you to be a little taller."
dan stared up at skulduggery in awe (just because he is so awesome) and then said....
continue the story!
we're almost there! come on guys we can get to 300 easy!
no wait....now its 9...oppps
no...wait...now ive lost count....anyway we're almost there
7!!!!
its 6 now
6!!!!
nope now its 4!
i mean 3....i think maybe 2
almost there!!!!!
and now!!!
meanie i wanted three hudred >:(
i did the 300th comment!!! woot woot woot woot woot!.....wooting over....I LIKE SAMON!
soz insanity moonshine
*cries* i waited my whole life, or just a day of it, for three hundred! oh well crying over. lets celebrate by finishing up the story!
i now under stand what it means to be a duck" he said "i am ment to...
derek, how are you feeling about over htrre hundred? aslo, can you please mention my *cough* BRI:LIANT *cough* story idea?
story:
eat as much cheesecake as possible and also.....
story
fight evil with the help of puss in boots, and be an awsome duck, and get skulduggery pleasant's head as a sovoneir!" he said, grabbing skulduggery's head, and taking it hostage. FIN
What a great story!!!
I wanted 300th comment too :(
Oh well I'll just have to try and get 400th!!!
That's if we're trying to get 400...
so heart warming
i assure you, i wont steal the 400th comment.....or will i????? no.i wont.
and btw insanity moonshine, that was ONE OF THE BEST STORIES I HAVE EVER HEARD! WOOT!
*bows* thank you, thank you, i would like to thank everyone who helped me for this skully
hey to get 400 comments lets make a sequel to the story thats a musical.
(cough cough cough)Dan was enjoying life as a duck. He sat in his chair drink pepsi. He heard alarm bells ringing. some one was robbing skullduggerys head. he ran into the mansion and found JEDWARD!
they said...
who shall continue
Jedward said, 'hi' then performed a wonderful rendition of 'womaniser' by Brittany Spears. They then fought each other with lightsabers and Edward lost. John rode off into the distance on a llama and Edward proceeded to explode(shame, he was my favourite...) Dan the duck then saw Chuck Norris trying to rip off Skul's skull... and shot him with lasers that came from apparently nowhere. I then ate the duck.
Now...
Who is to continue?
Oh yes, and Derek, if you don't post another blog within the hour, I'm going to assume that you are dead, and will take leadership of the ninja-leprechauns. And the first thing I'm doing is ordering them to steal Skulduggery's hat. That is all.
i read who won the character competition derek. i was seriously gutted and so was james knife (lol) i cant wait til book 5 and the cover looks aaaamaaazing
rosin, the story is supposed to have dan all the way through D:
im going to continue the story:Dan was enjoying life as a duck. He sat in his chair drink pepsi. He heard alarm bells ringing. some one was robbing skullduggerys head. he ran into the mansion and found JEDWARD!Jedward said, 'hi' then performed a wonderful rendition of 'womaniser' by Brittany Spears. They then fought each other with lightsabers and Edward lost. John rode off into the distance on a llama and Edward proceeded to explode(shame, he was my favourite...) Dan the duck then saw Chuck Norris trying to rip off Skul's skull... and shot him with lasers that came from apparently nowhere. I then ate the duck.
Now...
my next part:
Now i was feeling sick because i ate the duck. i had to get a spiecial medicine from the volcaneo gods. i started my journey. first i visied matt smith and told him hes too young to play the doctor. then i made himm unregenerate into david tennant. then me and david caught the bus to the volcaneo gods lair. there we...
who shall continue the story that the exsistence of humainty depends on.
by the way did anyone see the episode of doctor who "cold blood" i loved the part were rory was erased from time itself.
volcaneo god out. peace
Poor, poor Dan! Sob. Sob. He was the best usted-to-be-human-but-is-now-a-duck ever! I'll never forget you Dan! Sob. Sob. Why, Roisin? Why? Sob. Sob.
OK, I'm done sobbing.
Wow! We got to 300 faster than expected. Alright then! I now challenge you to get to 400! Since everyone seemed to have so much fun getting to 300, and we need to punish Derek for not updating yet. Personally, I think we can make it to 500 before that lazy blob of a writer ever updates. We can make life mizrable for him! Mwahahahah!
Brief bought of insanity over.
Darquesse out.
omg omg omg
you guys are not going to believe this but i was reading my dark days book in my kitchen when i discovered something amazing.
you see my sister was singing hannah montannah. i hate that show. miley cyrus cant act which is why i was so shocked that she was in remember me. its not a musical. i didnt see it though. a girl in my class did. she sits beside me. she was reading a book by micheal morpugo. ive read a book by him called born to run. it was about a greyhound and all its adventures. i have a dog you know. i got it when i moved to laois. i used to live in dublin. im visiting my old classmates next week. we created a comic book series called food wars. it was like star wars but all the characters are items of food. i love star wars. thats why i like doctor who. i have a book about doctor who that lists all its monsters. theres twenty nine pages about the daleks. i dont think the daleks are that scary even if they wiped out the timelords. they have two hearts. cows have two stomachs. cows live on farms. my grandad lives on a farm. my grandad lives in galway. gayway is on the west side of ireland. irelands shaped like a teddy bear...
i forgot what i was going to say.
Story!
Got eaten by a lava monster! It was gross in his intestines. On our way up his esophagus trying to get out we met Indiana Jones. He said he was lost. We decided to work together to get out. The first thing we did was.....
Continue story.
Darquesse out.
Story xD (Don't hate me Mr.Landy lol I'll at least try to make a little sense, but this is too funny to pass up!)
Take Indiana Joneses hat and throw it upwards in the general direction from which I came.It got lodged up there and I (I is Dan) said, "Ah well farewell hat..."Then Jones said, "Hey you lost my hat!"So we got into this huge argument and finally I said, "Shut up!" and decided to get out of this creature because 'twas getting quite hot.so I grabbed his gun and shot it upwards making a whole through the lava monsters head also causing his hat to fall down, but since it was a lava monster it would re-form if we waited too long.I grabbed Joneses rope and attached Joneses hat to it and tossed it up through the lava monster and began my assent!When I got to the top Indiana Jones started climbing, but the monster was regenerating so I...
Continue it!
Skyril
"people who follow rules do not come to me," replied China."Which explains why I speak to the both of you with some regularity."
-China Sorrows
STORY!
so i had to sacrifice Indiana Jones by blowing up the lava monster with a huge bomb. After the explosion, Indiana came out of the rubble. All his skin was burnt off and he was just a skeleton but he had his hat back on. Then Skulduggery, who is also a skeleton-in-a-hat showed up and he......
CONTINUE!!
story
stared at jones for a sec, then started a hissy fit because he was the skeleton. he and jones got into a fight, and skulduggery (because of lack of skul) took a whole extra MINUTE to defeat jones. Skulduggery then
STORY
Had a milkshake party with me!!!
Suddenly, my milkshake looked me in the eye and said:
CONTINUE!
story
ice cream, and cake and cake, ice cream and cake and cake.
story
then there was a huge dramatic explosion. nobody looked at it because "cool guys dont look at explosions". out of the flAMES CAME THE JONAS BROTHERS. Skullduggerry said "omg. the jonas brothers are like totally awesome" then i realised it was askullduggery imposter so i used my duck powers (somehow i turned into dan even though i ate him earlier in the story) to create a time paradox machine(look it up) i then sent the imposter back in time and made him kill himself in the past. because of the TIME PARADOX MACHINE the universe didnt explode. but then the jonas brothers plugged their electric guitars into the TIME PARADOX MACHINE thinking it was a sound system. then when they played they were actually kind of OK. Yoda thought they were indeed TOTALLY AWESOME. BUT SUDENLY THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED AND I...
WHO SHALL CONTINUE THE STORY WHICH IM SO HOGGING.
volcaneo god out. peace. TIME PARADOX MACHINE
story
said "Oh crap, the universe just exploded. Oh well, I guess it had it coming"
Then I skipped off into the sunset, to the song '5 Years Time' by Noah and the Whale. Then the credits rolled.
CREDITS!
DAN THE DUCK 2: THE MUSICAL
CAST (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE)
WILL FERREL AS DAN
ANT AND DEC AS JEDWARD
ADAM SANDLER AS CHUCK NORRIS
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AS SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT
DAVID TENNANT AS MATT SMITH
MATT SMITH AS DAVID TENNANT
PAMELA ANDERSON AS THE LAVA MONSTER
SUSAN BOYLE AS INDIANA JONES
GEORGE CLOONEY AS THE MILKSHAKE
MATT DAMON, JUSIN BIEBER AND TOM HANKS AS THE JONAS BROTHERS
WRITTEN BY: volacaneo gods, Roisin, Darquesse, skyril, Jimmy is ainm dom and Insanity Moonshine
Okay, now that the story's over, how a bout we sing a wee song? I'll write the first line, then someone else writes the next line, making it rhyme with my line, etc.
Okay, here we go:
Let's all go throw apples at Jedward,...
Lol loving the sequel dudes. But might I just say, if it was a musical where was the singing and dancing??? God people!!
Shall we start a new story?? With a different character?
Ok then :D
Story:
Once upon a time the lived a small tribe of giant polar bears. They lived in a huge cave far beneath the surface of the earth because allthough they loved the cold climate they hated walking about in the snow and getting their prize coats wet.
Now within this tribe was their only young. Two small twin polar bears. They were the only young because the polar bears...
Who's going to take charge I wonder???
Lynnie leaving the hizzle house.. ohh yeeehhhh ;)
x
Haha sorry Jimmie guess we posted at the same time!!!
OHHH I have a rhyming line:
And pencils are made of lead n wood...
Haha four comments in a row. I'm back!!
volacaneo gods omg! that is so weird! my sister is always singin hannah montana aswell and i sooooo think matt smith is well to young to play the doctor. and david tennant was the best doctor eva! *sighs dreamily* david tennant.....
anyways i think matt smith is still better than christopher ecclston ( who i thought was rubbish) and that donna and amy are the best companions (h8ted rose)
*cry* Rorry!no!!!
lyniths story continues...
are all too busy obsessing with the simpsons to do anything else all day. One day one of the young polar bears (called colin) wandered up to the surface. but when he got there he found.....
continue please!
jimmy is ainm dom song continued:
i found an alpaca in a bush....
Hahaa I am soooo glad that Rory died. Not just because I made a bet that he would die and get erased from time, but because he was ruining the shows. In my oppinion of course. He was always like, no we can't do that, that's dangerous, n stuff... He was a tag along lol.
I loved Rose I thought she was really good. But I doo like Amy, she's cool. Funny too. Martha was probably my favourite, but Amy is catching up...
I also thought Matt Smith was too young and too un-doctor like. But he has grown on me and I have decided he is allright. However I still do love David Tenant... I have a poster of him looking quite hot... ahaha!
Ahaa, my story ;)
he found... that up above on the surface instead of a rock the was a blue sheet and a big ball of burning stuff... Shocked and scared of this blue thing above him he noticed that there was a little pink...
Continuee!!!
Song continued:
And a guy next to thought him lush
I was quite sickend
but then my heart quickend
coming toward from straight ahead
there walked David Tennant
btw lynith i agree that rory was kinda a tag along and he did ruin it but i was still so sad when he died and amy forgot him!!
song continued:
he gave me a wink,
i swooned but then started to sink,
i looked down and saw some quicksand....
continue please!
That is such a smart cover. Mr. Tom whatshisface has really really outdone himself. I don't think he top that.
ultimate question of the day:
would you rather live without ben&jerry's cookie dough ice-cream or......sour cream&onion pringles????????
its too damn impossible to choose!!!!
Song so far....
Let's all go throw apples at Jedward,
And pencils are made of lead n wood
i found an alpaca in a bush
And a guy next to thought him lush
I was quite sickend
but then my heart quickend
coming toward from straight ahead
there walked David Tennant
he gave me a wink,
i swooned but then started to sink,
i looked down and saw some quicksand....
and that's it so far. Here's a new bit:
But luckily David had a rope in his hand.
He threw it to me and I grabbed on tight
And he started to pull with all his might.
But then along came Santa who kicked him in the head,
And I'm afraid to say David Tennant is dead.
CONTINUE IT!
YAY I STARTED A FAD!!
song continued....
"NO!NOT DAVID TENNANT!" i sobbed,
then i heard a voice shout "oh no! we've been robbed!"
i looked around to find and and dec,
but by then i was sinking up to my neck!
I think im just going fade out a bit, at least until this whole song thing blows over. I'm terrible with songs, plus I have nothing to say. So if I disappear for a while, don't panic.
Darquesse out.
OMG!!!! i love these books!!! i have read all the books 3 times each!!!!!!
This makes me feel even better about my tattoo. What a great design.
Nice!
Really! I love your Illustrator!
I want him too!^^°
But my Book is not yet outside =(
(srry for mistakes)
BUT, I tried to draw of my own, I can't draw so little =(
It's such a shame!
:D
When my parents bought the fourth book, I squealed, I couldn't stop smiling like an idiot and I nearly cried.
This was before I read it.
Imagine me when I found out the fifth book was coming out in the same year?
C8>
Really love your books in audio. Are there any plans to do more than the first 3 in that format?
Hello there.
Why not twice?
Hello there... again.
This is time consuming.
And a little boring.
But I have to do this.
Onwards.
Outwards.
Achievement completed.
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